Home sweet home
Summary: Loki is assigned to a new variants case and has to guide them through the process
A/N: sorry for not posting soon, kinda accidentally delete the fic. Good news, I got inspired and now you get two Loki fics.
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Your day had started as every other day. You got up, made breakfast and went to work. Well you wanted to at least. You hated your job and after getting yelled at for the seventh time today you just packed your things and left.
That was when two orange portals opened, armed men stepped out, said something about "you're under arrest" and dragged you through the portals.
By now you had learned that the TVA, stupid name, was supposed to protect the proper flow of time. Whatever that meant. As you stepped into the lobby you got assigned an agent who was supposed to handle your case. He seemed like the only one who wasn't thrilled working for the time keepers.
He explained the basics to you, what was gonna happen and "this was only for your own good and in the name of the sacred time line". Loki, as you had found out a minute ago, sounded like he didn't believe this at all but hey, it was his job.
You started to walked to your first stop as you noticed another woman getting dragged through one of the portals. Paying her no mind you stepped in some kind of elevator, as instructed.
"I told that Captain Rogers and I will gladly do it again. YOU DONT LEAVE YOUR SOULMATE ALONE IN THE FUTURE FOR SOMEONE YOU JUST MET. EVEN A BLIND PERSON COULD SEE THE FUCKING CHEMISTRY.
"Miss Carter, please..."
"Don't you 'Miss Carter' me, I'll tell that to the judge face to face. You're obviously complete fools."
After a, let's say eventful, elevator ride you were guided to a waiting area where you found Loki in a heated discussion with an older man. They didn't noticed you until you stepped next to them, clearing your throat.
The older man, Mobius judging from Lokis swearing, jumped at the sound, his coffee mug shattering on the floor.
Loki just pressed a ticket into your hand and pointed to the line of people waiting. He promptly started arguing with Mobius again, something about 'wasting talent' and being 'an complete idiot like always'.
You didn't know what that was about but you just assumed trouble in paradise.
After stepping into something you assumed was the court room you stepped forward, not really caring what will happen. You had seen what happened to a guy who didn't have a ticket, so at least you knew it shouldn't be too painful.
Looking around you saw a judge, four armed agents and in the last row, there they sat bickering like an old married couple, Mobius and Loki.
The judge listened all your supposed crimes and asked you if you were guilty or not. You were never one to lie if there was no chance to get out of this so you admitted your crimes, writing your own death sentence.
What came next was a surprise though.
"Taking into consideration your good behaviour, clean record and the faith of one of our best agents and Loki -you swore there was a faint hey coming from the back- we decided to give you one chance, only one, to redeem yourself for your crimes. Welcome to the TVA."
You just stood there, mouth open, as you were escorted to the side by one of the agents. You were gonna live and all that thanks to the mismatched pair walking towards you.
"You heard her, welcome to the TVA", Mobius said, giving you a friendly pat on the shoulder.
"Yeah, welcome to bureaucracy and space lizards", was the sarcastic reply of the grumpy agent who apparently just saved your life.
"Don't mind Loki", Mobius said, " This is just oddly familiar, right Loki?"
"Shut up!", was the only reply as they made their ways to wherever they were going.
"As you're technically still a criminal you gotta live with us as Loki is your handler and he's still in need of one, me, too."
"Ah yes, home sweet home, a tiny apartment with no privacy, you're gonna love it"
Sarcasm was apparently one of the only things Loki did but it stared to grow on you. Stepping outside you saw the giant buildings and flying cars. In the back of your head you heard your two new roommates bicker but you blended it out. This was amazing.
A hand pulled you back from your thoughts. Looking away from the magical sight you looked at Loki who gave you a small smile.
"Welcome to the TVA"
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