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#when loki sees the film roll of his entire life play out
takahero · 2 years
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someone should arrest basta for his crimes against the sacred timeline
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tinyyoungblood · 3 years
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hi!! adore your work love. could you maybe do smth where stark!reader has to get her wisdom teeth out but HATES the dentist so she brings her boyf peter and her dad w her?? and then when they get home the avengers are all waiting with like comical amounts of flowers and stuffed animals and then reader says some funny shiii and thor thinks she’s like dying lol. idk if that made sense but i’m getting my wisdom teeth out soon and i’m scared😭 thank u so so much love u babe
pairing: peter parker x stark!reader
a/n: tysm lovely :,) i rushed through this like my life depended on it, but i hope i’m not too late. either way, i hope you’re okay! it’s frightening but those bad boys gotta go because we don’t need that kind of energy in our lives. enjoy x
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wisdom teeth? more like wisdoom
y/n has to get her wisdom teeth removed and it’s the singular most dreadful thing she’s ever had to do, which says a lot because her dad is tony richling stark
doing dreadful things she doesn’t want to do but still somehow end up doing just because she can is a personality trait at this point
no one really makes a big deal out of it since ~death~ is part of their job description, but y/n is terrified
and when a stark is terrified the only thing that will keep them one step from insanity is researching the hell out of it
that information will be info dumped into every conversation for the next few weeks leading up to the appointment
“y/n you need anything from the store?” "no thanks, did you know the side effects of getting your wisdom teeth out include ✨sudden death or blood clots✨ tho” “……..i have a coupon?”
the day of the appointment, peter comes along and literally doesn’t let go of y/n’s hand. he keeps touching her to let her know that he’s there and it’s so. adorable
he would rest his hand on her knee, gently stroke her back while holding her, or just play with her hair
happy drops them off and he’s too Cool™ for emotions but he knows y/n’s a wreck, so he just fist bumps her with a single nod and she almost breaks down bc it’s really affectionate
y/n is sitting in the dentist chair and genuinely nothing is happening yet, but she’s squeezing peter’s hand like it’s a sponge
peter might have a high pain tolerance but he’s in pain pain and he prays that his hand won’t just explode on him
the dentist notices how peter tries to keep it together and chuckles
“you okay there, son?” “yea it’s fine, had a better time when a building fell on me tho haha” “pardon?” “oh i mean i didn’t have a good time, i just had a better time”
because y/n is running Anxious Town™, the dentist gives her a sedative to help her relax 
plus, an injection of local anaesthetic to numb the tooth and surrounding area
she doesn’t feel anything and it’s GREAT
the procedure is quicker than expected and now the real fun begins
she tries to walk but she falls down so peter scoops her up bridal style and happy stays glued at her side
y/n doesn’t mind although she literally doesn’t recognise them and they’re practically strangers to her
but girly sees an opportunity and tries to flirt with peter bc why wouldn’t she
“you’re pretty” *blushes* “why thanks” “you should let your girlfriend know” “i should let her know i’m pretty?” “so you do have a gf? :(” “yea it’s you” “:)”
they stop for gas and peter goes in to get some water for y/n, and in her infinite wisdom, she decides it’s burger time
her mouth is completely numb and she’s practically leaving a trail of drool behind her, but she’d kill for a burger right now
so she wobbles around aimlessly for an hour on some random parking lot as if the ground might just magically open up like a rabbit hole and lead her to five guys
she’s going places. not back to the car. definitely not five guys. they’re closed. but places
peter finally finds her and he’s drenched from head to toe in sweat. he doEsn’T wAnt tO tALk abOut iT tho so she lets him take her to subway instead
normally, she would know that peter’s usual subway order is bread-lettuce-jalapeño
but in her drugged-up state, it had simply slipped her mind so now she’s staring at him like he’d just murdered someone right in front of her
“that- that’s your order?? no meat or anything just bread, lettuce, and a little spice?”
meanwhile at the compound, sam and steve are ordering everyone around bc they want to decorate this place before y/n gets home to surprise her
they take it very seriously too. they’ve watched like one HGTV show and said it’s our time
they finally get home and tony gives y/n a big hug, asking her what took so long
happy tells him that she was keen on getting burgers bc apparently someone has taught her that stressful times call for ~cheeseburgers~
he proceeds to look at tony with a pointed look
tony just shrugs and goes “she was a problem child. we don’t mention her dark past”
she’s swaying on the spot and keeps grinning like a fool and thor just stares at her weirdly before elbowing bruce and whispering loudly,
“what’s wrong with her? is she dying? should i start collecting leaves, i know this remedy—"
no one can tell if y/n is just happy to see the newly decorated home or if she’s just delighted to see everyone but then she goes around hugging the entire team
she doesn’t even acknowledge the sky-high pile of teddy bears and flowers everywhere bc she’s just squeezing everybody
y/n is so high, she just starts to spill all of her feelings about everyone and they’re already so overwhelmed by the hug chain they can’t take this too
“wanda i just want you to know that you’re like my big sister and you’re always taking care of me and i know you and vision are just going to make such good parents one day”
“bucky you absolute PRICK, you FIEND, you’re the best chess player ever and that’ll never change and i wouldn’t be good without you, i hate to say it but you deserve happiness even after you made me lose five times in a row yesterday”
“dad, you’re so strong and smart, even though we’re like never on the same page, you’re always along for the ride, i want to be like you when i grow up, i swear i’m gonna try to be as good to the avengers as you were to us” “aww- wait makes you think i'll be the first to die“
“nat you’re such a bitch about your protein shakes but you’re my best friend and i wouldn’t have it any other way, you can try out as many make up looks on me as you want”
“bruce, brucey, i would live with you in your lab for the rest of my days if i had to, whenever you ask me to hand you stuff i feel useful and important”
“laura’s way out of your league clint i have no idea how the fuck you got her but don’t lose her and i want to be your next child’s godmother”
“steve…we’re your family now. we’re always gonna be your family now. okay?”
“loki you’re not fooling anyone with your attitude, we all know you’re part of the family, you were just misunderstood and messed up bc of your dad–FUCK him by the way–but i realised everyone deserves as many chances as they need because of you”
“sam i would genuinely kill anyone who wronged you, even if they cut you in line at the grocery store, i would knife them no hesitation”
“thor, you poor golden retriever have been through so much, on my way here i made a wish on an eyelash for you bc you deserve better, your postcards always make my day, love you”
she mumbles something to peter that no one else can hear but he blushes and chokes back a sob
y/n orders hot soup and bucky brings it to her but before he even has time to react peter drops everything and ZOOMS across the room in .3 seconds
he barrels into bucky so hard they both go flying, but peter just smoothly rolls out of it and onto his feet like some kind of super ninja
“DUDE WHAT THE HELL” “😠 y/n is not supposed to drink hot liquids 😠”
all of this happens in mere seconds but sam has filmed it all and now slow mo clips go viral online of some mysterious kid knocking over the winter soldier
y/n’s a little in and out after that, but when she fully regains consciousness, she’s on a pile of blankets, surrounded by the team on the floor <3
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let me know if this is actually comforting lmao stay hydrated pals
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mimisempai · 3 years
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Wait for me on the other side 1/8
Summary:
Mobius, a watchmaker, and Loki, a teacher, realize that they are separated by two years of time when they exchange letters from different years in the mailbox of the house on the cliff where Mobius lives. As the two lonely hearts feel they have found their soulmate, will they ever meet?
or the Lakehouse AU that nobody asked for.
Notes:
This is my very first multi-chapter AU. I hope you'll enjoy it. Chapters will be released on a weekly basis.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32948254/chapters/81773392
3772 words - rating G
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 (End)
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When two people "connect" the bond between them can be so pure and simple as to stir hearts in heaven.
When they connect in all the right places at all the wrong times, heaven weeps for broken hearts. To heal these broken hearts, heaven breaks time.
—Blithe Spiritus
Loki took one last look through the rearview mirror at the cottage on the edge of the cliff, which was getting smaller and smaller as he drove away.
Shifting his gaze forward, his face slid to the crate on the passenger seat, where Croki, his pet alligator, was sitting.
"I hope you will like your new home..." Loki sighed.
Then suddenly, he braked abruptly, holding back the cage with one hand as it slid forward. Then he backed the car up.
"Shit. I'm sorry Croc'"
He walked over to the mailbox. He put his hand through the window, opened the mailbox and put an envelope inside. Then his long fingers pulled the red flag in a vertical position, to indicate that there was mail. All this under the eyes of Croki who followed with attention all his gestures.
He tapped the top of the cage, "Come on, this time we're off for good."
He rolled, speeding up, refusing to look at the sign for the tiny village his home was in, New Asgard.  Loki rolled east, the cliff behind him, then passed a sign: New York, 35 miles.
The traffic became heavier as he approached the city.
After maneuvering through the various streets and making his way through the New York traffic, he stopped in front of an apartment building on a busy street. It was a very recent building, cold and sterile. The contrast with the tranquility of New-Asgard was striking.
He parked, got out of the car and took a moment to absorb the change in his surroundings. Then with a sigh, he began to unload his things.
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Loki stopped at the steps in front of the entrance to the imposing establishment - September High-School. He inhaled deeply to give himself courage before moving forward, climbing the few steps and pushing open the heavy door. He entered and walked to what appeared to be the front desk where a busy looking secretary was standing.
Loki asked softly, "Excuse me?"
"Just a minute, okay?"
Loki waited a minute, politely, then tried to get the secretary's attention again.
"Ahem... Excuse me, I need to..."
She handed him a stack of paper, while saying, without looking at him, "Just fill this out and wait for me there, okay?"
Loki handed it back to her.
"No, I'm Loki Laufeyson. I'm a new teacher. I was told to report here."
The secretary looked sheepish, "Oh, I'm sorry, Professor. You need to find Principal Romanov. She should be around here. A woman with red hair, dressed in black, you can't miss her."
He did indeed find the Principal in the hallway that the secretary had pointed out.
Natasha Romanov may have looked young to be a high school principal, but everything about her demeanor, her head carriage, her attitude exuded confidence and authority. She walked quickly down the hallway and Loki, though tall, had a hard time keeping up with her.
The principal handed him a large stack of files as soon as they arrived in her office.
"You will be in charge of the sophomores, this morning you will have three classes to teach and three this afternoon."
Loki repeated to be sure, "Three?"
"That's a quiet day, for a first day."
Loki looked a little dazed, he didn't think he was going to jump into the deep end and thought he would have some time to adjust.
The principal turned around, as if she sensed his hesitation, "The teacher you replaced let us down without notice, and it took us a while to find the right replacement, the students lost a lot of time for their final exams. We have to do our best to make sure they pass."
They walked past a student who was sitting alone on a bench, looking sulky. Romanov motioned to a supervisor.
"What's he doing here?"
The supervisor replied, "He was grounded because he took apart a computer to prove Professor Banner wrong and has to do an hour of gym under Professor Odinson's supervision. However, I can't leave the place unattended, and I was waiting for my backup to take him there.
"Peter get up," said principal Romanov in a sharp tone.
The young man stood up, a sulky look on his face.
"Professor Laufeyson, take him to Professor Odinson in the gym and then you can begin your lessons in this class."
The principal pointed to the door of the classroom in question, then turned and walked back to her office, not waiting for an answer.
"Well come with me, Mister...?"
The young boy followed his lead and replied with a pouty tone, "Parker, Peter Parker. »
"Then let's go Mr. Parker, the computer dismantler." replied Loki with a wink.  He knew he couldn't condone what the young man had done, but he couldn't help but find it amusing.
Seeing that the professor didn't look reproachful as he said these words, Peter lost his pout and got a small smile.
"Although I'm curious as to what could have caused you to disassemble a computer."
Peter seemed to come back to life, explained to an amused Loki, that Professor Banner, who taught biology, had said that nothing could compare to the complex construction that was a living being and Peter had wanted to show him the opposite by dismantling the Professor's laptop.
"But I was about to put it back together though, I don't understand why he got so upset."
Loki couldn't help but laugh.
Peter's face frowned because they had arrived at the gym.
They walked through the door and there a giant blonde man came striding in, "Peter Parker, it's been so long! Tell me what you've been up to again." he ruffled Peter's hair who tried to shy away from it, then he held out his hand to Loki who had to hold back a wince at the strength of the professor's grip.
"Professor Odinson, but call me Thor. Nice to meet you. New professor?"
"Yes, I am the new literature professor, Loki Laufeyson, but call me Loki. I'll leave this promising young man to you," He winked at Peter before continuing, "as for me I'll be teaching my first class."
"Welcome here, and good luck!" threw Thor at him before turning back to Peter, "Go change, we'll start with 10 laps running around the basketball court."
Hearing Peter's grumbles, Loki smiled as he walked away.
A few minutes later, he stopped outside his classroom door and took a deep breath.
"It takes a little time to adjust, but most of the students here are exceptional and the teaching staff is really, really nice."
Loki turned to see who had just spoken.
He found himself facing a black man, taller than him, and very impressive. But despite his imposing nature, his smile and eyes were very warm as he held out his hand. "Heimdall, art professor, welcome."
Loki grasped it and replied, "Loki, literature professor."
Heimdall gave a small nod in the direction of the door, "Good luck." then walked away.
Loki, surprisingly relaxed following this little interlude, walked through the classroom door with a confident air, placed his belongings on the desk and with an engaging smile on his lips addressed his first students, "Hello, I am your new literature teacher and I hope we will work well together."
He paused, letting his gaze roam over the entire class before continuing,"O Captain! My Captain! Who knows where that came from? No one? No idea? It's-"
A young boy raised his hand at the back of the classroom.
"Yes Mister...?"
"Keener, Harley Keener."
"All right Mister Keener, I'm listening."
"It's a Walt Whitman poem about Abraham Lincoln. And it's plagiarism of Professor Keating's introduction played by Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society."
Loki didn't lose his confidence at all and replied, "Thank you Mr. Keener. I'm not going to apologize for the plagiarism. I didn't expect anyone to contradict me since this film was released long before you were all born. Thank you, Mr. Keener, for setting me straight. I won't ask you to call me Captain, Sir, or Professor, but simply Loki. Yes, Mr. Keener, Loki, as in the Norse god of mischief... "
The whole class, including Harley, laughed and Loki thought that it wasn't such a bad start.
But he still felt exhausted at the end of the day, and he slumped into the chair at his assigned desk in the teacher's lounge. He leaned in and put his head back, closing his eyes.
"So they've worn you out already?" it was the deep voice, which he recognized as Heimdall's. He opened his eyes to see that the art professor had sat just at the desk next to him.
"Yet the Famous Five keep talking about Loki, the new professor who is super cool. It's been a long time since I've heard a literature professor on such good terms." It was Thor who came to join them and pulled a chair to sit in the space between Heimdall and Loki.
"The Famous Five?"
Thor chuckled before answering, "They're called that because they're always stuffed together, probably five of the smartest minds in this elite school, and as a result always going out on the town to..."
"…the benefit of science." finished Heimdall.
"That's their argument every time they get busted," Thor clarified.
"Who are they?" asked Loki, curious.
"There's Peter who you met this morning, he's in the same class as his two childhood friends Ned and MJ. There's Harley who talked about how you put him in his place, when he thought he had fooled you. Captain my Captain huh?"
Thor chuckled before continuing, "and finally Kamala Khan, the newest one, a little brunette, a ball of energy who always wears a big red scarf, summer and winter and who the other four have taken under their wing."
"Interesting..." replied Loki, thoughtfully.
"Wait until you're the target of their prank and we'll see if you find these kids interesting." said an unknown voice behind him.
"Bruce my friend! Were you able to fix your laptop?" exclaimed Thor with a laugh.
Loki turned around, only to find himself standing in front of a man who was a little older than him. He stood up and held out his hand, "Professor Banner, I presume."
"Am I that famous?" the man asked, raising an eyebrow as he shook the outstretched hand in a firm grip.
"It's mostly that I had the pleasure of taking Peter Parker for his grounding to Thor." replied Loki
"That brat..." harrumphed Bruce. "He's smart... but his habit of proving he's always right..."
The other men laughed in unison.
"So boys? Are we having fun?" a young woman with short blond hair stepped forward and held out her hand, "Carol Danvers, homeroom teacher at this crazy school."
"Nice to meet you," Loki replied, shaking the outstretched hand.
Unaccustomed to being around so many people and especially such friendly people, Loki felt a little overwhelmed and suddenly the fatigue of this first day seemed to fall on his shoulders to the point that he had to stifle a yawn.
Thor patted him on the back and said, "I have an excellent remedy for that."
"What is it?"
Heimdall and Thor high-fived each other and said in unison, "The Bifrost."
At Loki's look of complete incomprehension, Carol explained, "It's a bar two blocks away, good burgers, good beer and for good company, that's us." she finished with a wink.
Loki realized they were inviting him to come with them but he hesitated and finally replied, "Thanks. I better not drink tonight. I'm dead."
Bruce retorted, "We're all dead."
"Yes, but I still have a lot to unpack."
They nodded, and did not seem disappointed by his refusal, even rather understanding. Loki really wasn't used to this kind of company.
Heimdall put his hand on his arm and then said softly, "Next time, then."
Loki, not understanding why his throat was tight, simply nodded.
A little later, they separated in front of the school gates. Loki on one side and the group on the other.
" Bye Loki!"
"See you tomorrow Captain!"
Loki lived only three blocks from the school and soon arrived home. When he entered he realized how sterile and cold his large apartment seemed.
He had not yet had time to unpack all his things and the boxes were scattered everywhere. The first thing he had unpacked was Croki's terrarium, which took up a whole room.
As he closed the door, he heard Croki's typical little paws coming and rubbing against him as usual. He patted his head and headed for the kitchen. Croki was a Cuvier's Dwarf caiman. Loki had once wanted to get a dog, but in the animal shelter he had immediately felt a connection with the animal, perhaps because he was different, like himself.
Loki opened the refrigerator which was desperately empty except for Croki's fish ration. He put it on a plate and put it on the floor while commenting, "Need alligator food. And human too."
He was going to have to do some shopping tomorrow.
After snacking on a bag of chips, exhausted, he took a quick shower before going to his room.
"Good night Croki."
His room was as functional and depressing as the rest of the place. He went to stand in front of the window. Outside it was all stone buildings. It was very difficult to even see the sky. He sighed, "What a view..."
He pulled the blinds and went to bed. Once his head was on the pillow, he fell asleep very quickly, which prevented him from thinking too much about everything he missed.
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A red pickup truck passed the New Asgard sign before parking at the side of the path that leads to the house. Its back end was filled with furniture and moving boxes. A mustachioed man with gray hair got out. He walked toward the cottage on the edge of the cliff and stopped, hands on hips, contemplating the view.
He opened the door, looked for the electric power meter. He turned it on and went to turn on the light in the entrance and then in what seemed to be the living room.
Mobius examined the place, satisfied. There wasn't much. A stereo, some books, an armchair. But the bare and cosy furniture matched perfectly with the austere beauty of the small cottage. He looked out the window at the cliff. He was going to like it here.
It took him a good four hours to unload his pickup truck by himself and install just about everything he had brought. Once finished, he grabbed a cold beer that he had put in the cooler and while drinking it quietly walked around the house before getting in the car to go shopping at the local grocery store that he had spotted on his way in.
Once he had gone around the store, with his groceries in his arms, he went to put them on the counter.
The young owner and his wife were behind.
"Hi, are you new around here?" the owner asked him.
Mobius smiled and replied, "More or less. My name is Mobius."
The owner replied, "My name is Clint and this is my wife, Laura."
Laura smiled and added, "You're going to like it. Especially now that the weather is getting warmer." Then pointing to the groceries, she added, "We'll get you some boxes for all that."
"Oh thanks." replied Mobius.
Laura fetched an empty box from a high shelf. Now that she was no longer hidden by the counter, it was obvious that she was pregnant. Clint rushed to her. "No, honey, let me."
Mobius looked at them, feeling moved and at the same time fully aware of his own loneliness. He paid, took his box and left, but not without promising the young couple to return.
He parked in front of the small road with his groceries in the back of the truck and noticed the mailbox with its flag up. He stopped and opened it. There was an envelope.
For the new tenant.
He took in the groceries, put them away, made himself a sandwich tray and taking the letter, he went to sit on the armchair in front of the bay window. He put his tray on a small table next to it, opened the letter and started to read.
Dear new tenant.
Hello and welcome to your new home and congratulations, blah blah blah. You have made an excellent choice, New Asgard is a wonderful place and this house is a gem, as you may have already noticed.
I'm sure you'll love living here as much as I do.
By the way, I'm the former tenant, Loki.
Mobius looked perplexed but also pleasantly surprised.
The post office forwards my mail normally, but if something should happen here, because the post service is what it is and we are never safe, my new address is below. Thank you.
Mobius turned over the letter.
P.S.: Sorry for the pawprints leading to the front door. They were already there when I moved in, as well as the box in the attic. I think it belongs to the owner.
Mobius stared at the letter in amusement and could not help but check the end of the letter.
He went to the front door. The floor was clean. Inside and out.
"What did he talk about?" he scratched the back of his head before heading for the ladder that led to the attic. He opened the hatch, poked his head through and looked around. It was empty. No box.
Mobius went back down, shrugged, crumpled the letter and threw it away.
He finished his meal and went to bed.
The next day, in his clock store, while repairing an antique watch with an extremely complicated mechanism, he couldn't help thinking about the letter and its more or less strange ending when he was interrupted by the doorbell indicating that someone had entered the store.
He put down his tools, wiped his hands, and headed for the store.
"Hey Mobius! I made lunch, shall we share?"
It was the bubbly and somewhat invasive, Sylvie. The owner of the antique gun store right across from him.
He replied, annoyed, because she had interrupted his work that he loved, "I can't, I have urgent work to finish."
"Oh come on Mobius, there's nothing urgent about an old watch."
"It is to its owner."
She made a disappointed pout, "Well, okay..." she sighed and headed for the door, then turned abruptly. "Is it true you bought a house? Where is it? How is it?"
Mobius rolled his eyes, used to Sylvie's chatter.
"It's an isolated cottage, in a small village called New Asgard."
"You're sick to isolate yourself like that!"
"It's what I want and I already feel at home there. And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to get back to my work, which is not urgent." He walked briskly toward his studio, annoyed by the criticism of his choice, and didn't even hear the door close.
In the late afternoon, after his day's work, he decided to repaint the faded fences that lined the small path. The manual work, like his work on watches, helped him to clear his head.
A few hours later, as the day was getting darker, Mobius was kneeling on the steps and applying a new layer of paint to the weathered planks. He finished, satisfied with the result, and began to put his equipment away.
Behind him, a small dwarf alligator trotted along the path. Mobius didn't notice it at first. The alligator sped up and before Mobius could react, he stepped into the paint and left footprints behind him. "Hey!"
Mobius tried to catch the alligator but it ran back inside the house whose door Mobius had left ajar. Mobius was about to follow him, wondering what an alligator was doing here and if he was dangerous, when he suddenly stopped.
On the ground in front of the house, there was a trail of paw prints.
Mobius rushed to the garbage can and searched with determination through his trash when he finally found what he was looking for: Loki's letter.
He stared at it.
Sorry about the footprints leading to the front door. They were already there when I moved in, as was the box in the attic. I think it belongs to the owner.
He remained for a long moment staring at the crumpled note.
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Loki went out to have lunch at a place he had spotted not far from the school.
Finding the weather warm, he opened his coat and continued walking.
When he arrived at the place, he sat down on a bench and started to unwrap his sandwich, a book in his hand. He enjoyed this moment of calm, even if the place was crowded on this beautiful day.
Once finished eating, Loki closed his eyes for a moment, letting the sunlight warm him up. Just aware of the surrounding sounds, the water of the fountain, the splashes and laughter of the children playing there, an old man grumbling about global warming, the pigeons landing not far away, hoping to get some crumbs from those who like Loki had decided to have lunch here.
Suddenly, a horrible noise, a high-pitched squeal and a horn made Loki sit up. He suddenly opened his eyes and looked around.
A few meters away, in front of Loki, a double-decker city bus was trying to stop. It was going pretty fast, although you could tell the driver was trying to brake.
Loki registered it all, the noise, the bus, before noticing the gray-haired man standing directly in the path of the bus. There was nothing to be done, it was inevitable and almost immediate, the man was hit by the bus, and Loki, horrified, saw his distant figure fly ten or fifteen feet into the air before crashing to the sidewalk. The faint sound of the impact reached Loki half a second later, due to the distance.
Loki automatically took out his cell phone and dialed 911. As he walked towards the impact point, he gave all the information to the rescue workers, trying to remain calm.
Once he hung up the phone, he started to run towards the lifeless body.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 (End)
As always, bear with me as it is not beta'd and english is not my native language I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless🥰
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sserpente · 4 years
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A/N: Request from anon. At the end of the day, I do love fluff! ♥
Words: 1642 Warnings: fluff! but it gets a little smutty at the end
“Ugh, work sucked, my day sucked, everything sucked! I hate my life!” Indignantly, you kicked your bag with a pout after dropping it to the floor carelessly. A muffled thump echoed through the dark flat. You sighed. Loki never bothered to switch on the lights once it got dark outside. He had almost given you a heart attack the first few times he had surprised you in the pitch-black hallway.
“Now, now… whatever is the matter, little minx?” Loki was leaning against the threshold with his arms crossed.
“Would you mind turning my boss into a frog?” You suggested, a bitter smile playing on your lips. He raised an eyebrow as he smirked in response. “He’s making me cover my colleague’s shift on the weekend. I’ve not had a single day off this week! Does he… does he think I’m a machine?! I’m exhausted and you guess what? I was supposed to be on holiday next week. He postponed it all the way to June. I’m pretty sure that is illegal. We had plans!”
“And have you told him that?” He questioned when you gasped for air.
“For Heaven’s sake, no! He’d have me fired in an instant.” The God of Mischief frowned.
“Can he afford to do that, losing an employee? You told me you are currently the only full-time worker.” Loki knew little to nothing about work life on Midgard but he was a fast learner. You nodded.
“Exactly, that I am.” Tired, you leaned your forehead against his chest and closed your eyes. His heartbeat was calming—even more so when he wrapped his arms around you. “And if I kick out against him, he’ll find two dozen people to hire who will not. That’s how work life works. I’m replaceable.” It was a bitter life society forced you to live, come to think of it. You were about to get your period for sure—Loki seemed to notice the tears swimming in your eyes without even looking at your face. Mutely, he scooped you up into his arms and carried you into the bedroom. He could be so sweet and gentle and with you, he always was, even in bed unless… unless you requested otherwise. He was still in doubt about showing you his most primal side, especially when he lost control and revealed his Jötun form to you during sex… but you loved it. You loved him. All of him.
“Why don’t you find a workplace where they appreciate what you are doing?” He suggested gently, sending tingles down your spine as he stroked your cheek with his fingertips—a light touch, like the wings of a butterfly. Smiling up at him drowsily, you curled up on his lap like a kitten. Loki purred in response. So vulnerable… you made him downright possessive. He would positively kill everyone who ever dared harm you physically or mentally, slowly and intimately. Perhaps he should heed your request and turn your atrocious boss into a frog or even better, a rat.
“I need the money, Loki. This flat costs money, food costs money, insurance costs money… I didn’t grow up as an Asgardian princess, remember?” Sighing once more, you snuggled into him. You were far too lazy to take off your clothes. Maybe Loki would undress you once you were asleep. “Sometimes I really feel like I should be a stripper. Life would be much easier that way.”
It was then he arched an eyebrow, pushing you an arm-length away from him so he could face you again. “Now, whatever is a stripper, little minx?”
You giggled. “You don’t have strippers on Asgard? Well, probably not… strippers dance in nightclubs or more specifically… adult amusement clubs—and throughout the night, they keep losing more and more clothing until they’re dancing entirely naked.”
“In front of whom?”
“Everybody. They take money for that, and tips. Maybe that’s what I should do.” You joked. Nevertheless, Loki stiffened.
“That is absolutely out of the question. The only one you will ever strip in front of is me.” He argued seriously, making you giggle once more.
“Don’t you worry, Trickster. I’m all yours.”
The God of Mischief smirked. “That you are…” In fact… a wicked idea came to your mind. Loki had quite obviously never seen a strip performance—and here you were, sitting on his lap and relaxing after a long day at work. What better way was there to distract yourself than to drive the God of Mischief a little crazy with lust and desire for your body? There was only one issue: You had never done anything like this before. How would you know if you looked seductive or plainly ridiculous?
In any case, Loki elected to simply take that decision from you. Gently pushing you an arm-length away from you yet again, he smirked—devilishly. “Strip for me.”
“Excuse me?” Raising an eyebrow in feigned indignity, you watched him cock his head at you.
“Strip for me.”
“But… I don’t have any music!” You complained half-heartedly. What followed was Loki waving his hand and your phone started playing one of your favourite songs—perfect for a little dance performance for him. “Oh…”
You rose with a shy blush on your cheeks. Maybe you were not as badass as you thought you were but then again… this was Loki. The man, pardon, god, who even found you sexy and alluring with greasy hair, chipped nail polish on your toes and an oversized sweater on a lazy Sunday.
Still, when you started peeling off your shirt, you wished you had put on some sexier underwear today.
“God, this is so stupid…” You uttered with a giggle, resisting the urge to bury your face in your hands.
“Oh no… this is ravishing. Keep going, little minx. I want to see all of those clothes coming off of that lascivious body.” Loki leaned back, fingers crossed behind his head and his mischievous smirk widening. His boldness made you brave. Grinning at him despite your timidity, you undid the buttons of your trousers and slid them down your legs, making sure to move your hips along with the rhythm of the music until you could step out of them, and then tended to your bra. You unhooked it casually but held the cups in place so you could slip your arms through the straps. Loki’s blue eyes widened when you finally dropped it, all the while dancing seductively. Your breasts, nipples hardening from the cool air around you as well as your growing arousal, bounced with every movement. He was already breathing heavily—but so were you.
Demandingly, his heated gaze wandered up and down your body until it came to rest on your knickers. The silent message was clear—they had to go. Once again slowly, you rolled them off your legs until you could step out of them, leaving you entirely naked in front of him.
Gosh… this was hot! You kept dancing, always making sure to make use of the body parts you liked about yourself the most—you even kneeled down at some point, revealing your glistening petals to him.
“You know… sometimes, for a little extra cash, strippers will dance on someone’s lap…” You mused as innocently as you could muster.
“Hmm… be my guest, little minx.”
Smirking a little, you sneaked towards him, making sure he would remember every single step to admire your naked skin. You were trembling by the time you straddled him, placing your hands on his shoulders for support as you tried to copy what you had seen in films, moving and circling your hips, arching your back… you felt so incredibly sexy it was almost surreal and soon enough… soon enough you were riding his thigh, whimpering quietly all the while still moving to the music playing in the background and turning your dance into something else entirely. If you didn’t stop…
“Keep rocking.” He growled darkly. You resisted the urge to moan when you noticed the wet spot that had formed on his leather trousers. He grabbed your hips when you stopped, urging you on to continue. Breathing heavily, you dug your fingernails into his shoulders as your arousal kept climbing up into dizzying heights, driving you closer and closer to an earth-shattering orgasm. That was exactly where Loki wanted you to go. Biting your lower lip, you rubbed your clit against his thigh, picking up the pace until you were on the verge of climax, ready to fall into the abyss. He wrapped his arms around you tightly when you began to shiver, pleasure electrocuting your veins like a hot lightning. You came on his thigh, muscles contracting again and again until you had ridden out your relaxing high—and relaxed you were, wasting not a single thought on your job or your annoying boss anymore.
Tenderly, almost as if he was worried you would break like a porcelain doll, he lifted you onto the mattress and tucked you in all naked before joining you swiftly, switching off the lights and pressing a light kiss to your temple.
He was hard when he pulled you into his embrace, almost painfully so, and he wanted nothing more than to bury himself deep inside your core—but that could wait until tomorrow. Right now, you were exhausted and you needed sleep.
“I turned off your alarm clock.” He announced quietly.
“Loki, no, I have to be up at six tomorrow.”
“Your boss has just received notice that you are ill and will not make it to work tomorrow. Mental exhaustion is a reason for sick notes as well, my little minx.”
“Wait, how did you even… oh, you know what, never mind...” You fell asleep on him before you could even begin with starting a half-hearted argument, with a content smile on your face.
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We're three days from the Loki finale and I’m back to spout more meta and theories about episodes 5 & 6! It’s a long one (again.)
I really enjoyed episode five. People have complained that they felt it didn't do much to move the show forward, but one of the things I've loved most about this show is the time it takes to sit with the characters and learn about their backstory, their feelings. (I'm always a little bugged when critics say that an episode hasn't done enough to move the plot forward, because without adequate character development, why should I care about the plot?) I thought the pacing of it was really well balanced.
….and I have never been so nervous for a finale in my entire life. There’s a lot of reasons.
The first is just the fact that I’ve been waiting for this show for a whole year, and the anticipation and excitement of it literally helped get me through the pandemic--so when those final end credits roll I’m going to be a whole mess no matter what happens. (I really hope the rumors floating around about season two are accurate) I also just feel like it’s somewhat inevitable that this is our final farewell to Tom’s Loki, and like—I’ll never be ready, but especially right now, amidst all the rampant controversy around this show, I’m just not ready to deal with that. I have a *small* modicum of hope that this won't be the case, but it feels unlikely. Anyway, guess I’ll die.
I really want this show to stick the landing, so to say. I loved the last episode, but a lot of the response has been that it felt like a lull in the plot. I want this show to end in a satisfying bang so it can get the credit it deserves.
Also I’m a whole hypocrite eating my words from last week—I’m fully on-board with Loki/Sylvie now (not that I was ever really against it)--I’m not sure why I’m surprised. They’re so adorable and wholesome, and I’m in love with seeing Loki in love. It’s so precious. (Just as a PSA, if you’re not into them that’s chill, and you’re allowed to dislike a ship without trying to justify your opinion by labeling shippers as morally problematic. Selfcest isn’t a real thing, therefore there isn’t a moral high ground to stand on here. Okay? Okay.) Wherever it ultimately leads, their relationship is still a really sweet exploration of them both growing and learning how to love themselves and trust others. Also, them cuddling under a tablecloth is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen with my two eyes.
MY THEORIES:
I love Sylvie so much, SO MUCH — and she is 100% going to stab Loki in the back by the end of the next episode. I don’t think the betrayal is going to stick, and by the end they’ll both be on the same page again, but the conversations on trust have been way too one-sided for my comfort. If nothing else she's going to seriously consider it. Here’s one way I can see that going. Spoiler alert: it hurts.
Sylvie betrays Loki at one point—and we see Loki’s growth and arc come full circle as, even after being betrayed by the person he hinged his entire development around, he still believes in doing the right thing, in saving her regardless. It ends in a heart-wrenching self-sacrifice of some kind, and his actions serve as the catalyst for her full development as well. We keep seeing different versions of Loki die for their ‘glorious purpose’, just like how Classic Loki shouts the phrase as he was consumed by Aloith (RIP King, I love you).
Loki has already called Sylvie his glorious purpose (or inferred it). There’s been backlash around him saying that, but the way I see it, it’s less “I’m obsessed with this girl she’s my purpose now” and more “I believe that she’s the best version of us and I’m going to make it my purpose to help her succeed and be what the rest of us aren’t”. That’s why seeing all the other variant Loki’s at their worst in the Loki clubhouse (? what do I call this lol) only fuels him more to find her. I think about what Mobius told him: “You exist to cause pain and suffering and death, all so others can achieve the best versions of themselves”. I don’t think Loki truly believes he can be the best version of Loki — I think he saw Sylvie and thought, "it's her". He’s decided he’s going to help her achieve the best version of herself, but he'll do it giving her love and trust and devotion, rather than through betrayal, pain and suffering. He’s re-writing his pre-determined role, in his own small way. I’m so proud of him.
So who’s behind it all and what’s truly going on here? (This isn’t really one theory, more like a string of possibilities and I don’t really know how they’d fit together.)
I still think it’s another version of Loki. And if it is, I can’t help but appreciate the connections between his position dictating the end of time in the show in relation to Loki’s role in the Norse myths, where he’s the catalyst for the destruction of all things. It feels relevant, considering the whole idea that ‘the end of time hasn’t been written yet’ has come up twice now. That would be a fascinating tie-in to the mythology. (Also—Alioth looks like a giant dog. And Fenrir’s role in Ragnarok was devouring the world—I realize this is a reach but am I the only person seeing this connection?) The thing I really can’t predict is the motivation. What would cause a Loki to want to prevent Loki’s from changing? Was there something that happened in the sacred timeline this Loki is trying to preserve? (I also like the idea of us maybe seeing another version of Sylvie behind it all, but I’m just going to leave that rabbit hole alone. )
But here’s the theory I can’t stop thinking about. There’s a theory floating around tik tok (by user twelvepercentcredit) saying the ‘castle’ we see beyond Alioth looks like a place called the House of Ideas, something that appeared in a (discontinued?) Loki comic. Here’s the wiki page on it. Just looking at the imagery of this compared to the location we’re seeing in the trailers, it’s too similar to be a coincidence. The huge bookshelves, the towering ceilings.
Here’s a description from the wiki:
“The House of Ideas is also home to a library which archives the exploits of every hero who has ever existed in the form of books, written unconsciously by the collective minds of their believers. This collection is curated by Now and Then, two of the children of Eternity. Now and Then routinely seek out heroes to bring into the House of Ideas to bargain with them and give their collections more pages, therefore more time for adventures and exploits. “
And later on the page on how Loki ties in:
“Heeding the desire in Loki's heart to do more with his life, Now and Then approached Loki and brought him to the House of Ideas,[5] where they struck up with him the deal to give more pages to his collection of exploits, rewriting the Books of Loki with a hero's stories in exchange for an eventual hero's death.”
Are they gonna play with the exact happenings of this? I don't know, but it sounds pretty cool!
It would be gutsy to go this route with the show given how meta it is, but I love the idea of it. Would they put characters that embody the abstract ideas of “Eternity” “Now & Then” into the show in the last episode? I’m not sure. Something I could see as a possibility though is an alternate version of Loki having overthrown whoever was previously guarding the timeline, and Loki and Sylvie will have to take them down in turn, thus ‘releasing’ the multiverse to its default, chaotic state.
What if our Loki’s ultimate destiny, ultimate Glorious Purpose, is to release the timelines--restoring all the variants back to their original timelines--and remain in this place for eternity, guarding the timeline and ensuring the multiverse is allowed to exist in its natural state? It seems a pretty fitting role for the God of Chaos. It would also explain why whoever’s behind the TVA would be so desperate to eliminate all variant Loki, if that was his ultimate destiny.
It would be an effective way to remove Hiddleston’s Loki from the movie-verse without killing him, AND place both Sylvie and any other Loki variants back in the the main timeline for use in future films—which we know has to happen somehow, because Young Avengers is definitely happening, and Kid Loki has got to get out of the void somehow.
And yea, this outcome would hurt like a bitch. Because even though that would truly be a lovely glorious purpose for our Loki, he’d be alone. And the whole point of this show is that he doesn’t have to be alone! It would be a very poetic sacrifice for him to take on the burden of watching over the timelines alone for all eternity so that his other variants could be the best versions of themselves, but I really just want him to be happy. I will be crying my eyes out if this happens. I’ll be proud but I won’t be okay.
And this all is probably speculative nonsense and could go off in an entirely different direction. Who knows. All in all, I just really want to see Loki fully believe in himself and his ability, to truly absorb what he said about being stronger than he realizes, and to take control of his destiny.
WHAT I WANT (NEED) FROM EPISODE 6:
Let Hunter B-15 and Mobius team up to burn the place to the ground. She was nerfed in the time-keeper fight, I want to see B-15 kick some ass.
I kind of want Ravonna to escape and be a character that carries over into the films for her tie-ins with Kang? I want to see more of her.
Give Loki a new badass costume. I’m begging. If he’s gonna go down, he deserves to go down in something other than khakis.
And then I want to see him and Sylvie fighting side by side in matching outfits.
I want a Mobius-level hug between them. Or a kiss. Or both. But I want the hug more. And you know what? I want her to initiate the hug or kiss or whatever it is because I want Loki to experience receiving love and affection from others as much as giving it. He deserves it ok??
I expect Mobius on a jet ski in the post credits and if I don’t get it I riot
@marvel these are my demands.
As always, if you've made it this far I'd love to hear your thoughts!
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My Reaction to “Avengers Endgame”
Yes- I still haven’t seen this movie.  Yes I know exactly what happens in this movie.  I mainly avoided it for a while due to overhype but with some convincing from my brother, Imma sit my butt down and try to watch this.
Pressing... play!
Right off the bat, I feel like I should warn you guys and say that I have... my opinions... about stuff.  Plus I’m a dumbass about Marvel so just bear with me.
I like that Disney Plus has to warn us about product placement
Clint!
Are we gonna see little Nathaniel running around- THERE he is!
We are gonna see Clint’s entire family get freaking obliterated
Is all the rumbling from the sky or are those airplanes freaking crashing to Earth in the distance?
What if they pulled a reverse WandaVision and showed the people getting snapped out of existence in a future film or show?  That would be freaking terrifying.
They’re [Tony and Nebula] playing paper football...
I wanna see more of THEIR interactions aboard the Milano.  The shots of them just repairing the ship are great too.
“I’m fine.  Totally fine.”  Everyone ever.
I also like you see the visual difference between Tony and Nebula.  While he’s growing gaunt and haggard from loss of oxygen, you can still see that Nebula looks absolutely fine because she’s like 75% android
So between 1995 and now, what the heck has Carol been up to?
“Thanos wiped out... 50% of all living creatures.”  So like entire ecosystems are just demolished.
*anthropology major part of my brain scrambling for answers*
“We lost.  And you [Steve] weren’t there.”  HE WAS IN WAKANDA!
Wait so the arc reactor ISN’T in Tony’s chest anymore?
“Where the hell have you [Carol] been all this time?”  Good question!
*silently bops to opening theme*
For some reason, I just really want the ship radio to randomly turn on so you just see everyone sitting awkwardly as “Piano Man” plays over the speakers
*Thanos slowly cooks his food*  Faster, all together now!  COOKING CAN BE FUN!
“I [Thanos] used the stones to destroy the stones.”  ...what?
“I am...[Thanos] inevitable.”  *starts humming “Inevitable” from TGWDLM*
“I [Thor] went for the head.”  YES YOU DID
[FIVE YEARS LATER] All righty so we’re doing this
*gasps*  Is... Steve running the therapy sit downs like Sam did in “The Winter Soldier”?  That’s awesome.  I really like this tidbit.
I’m also really liking Alan Silvestri’s score for this so far
I’m really trying not to nitpick but I feel like it would take more than 5 years for greenery to just completely overtake a suburban neighborhood
Also wow pre COVID life looks great you guys
“There’s a part of me that doesn’t even wanna find him.”  Are they talking about... Clint?  Is Clint just going the full vigilante route?
DOES HE KILL PEOPLE?!?
I really like Steve and Natasha’s friendship in these movies but for some reason I don’t feel like we get enough of Natasha for me to get behind her on an emotional standpoint
Are they gonna use the quantum realm to jumpstart the multiverse for Phase 4?
Also speaking of multiverse, I honestly really don’t want Spiderman:  No Way Home or Wandavision to get too cluttered by that
I like Tony’s lake house.  And he got a whole vegetable garden going too.  Kudos!
The little kid who plays Morgan Stark is adorable
“Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel.”  Which we obviously won’t.
“We’re gonna need a really big brain.”  So where the [expletive] is Banner?
“Stranger danger.”  *snorts*
“Dab!”  *rolls eyes*
So is the whole Professor Hulk thing permanent?  I know he’s gonna be in the She-Hulk show but I’m wondering how they’re gonna tackle that.  And they’re gonna have Tim Roth too!
*smiles when Tony takes Morgan to bed*
Steve Rogers here [when they do the first time travel tests] is a Look ™
Maybe don’t let the GIANT GREEN MAN keep pressing a bunch of tiny tiny important buttons on a dashboard
*laughs at Steve shaking his head in disbelief when they finally bring Scott back*
*Tony’s car races toward the Avengers base*  NYOOOMMMM
*Tony rolls down his window*  It’s Britney, bitch
“And maybe not die trying.”  And you definitely will.
This whole bit where Scott keeps losing his dorito only to get another one from Bruce feels like a Doritos commercial.
*jams out to "Supersonic Rocket Ship by The Kinks*
Did they just keep reducing the green pigment for Hulk or what?
*sighs when they reveal Fat!Thor*
MIEK’S ALIVE!
Please tell me Noobmaster69 is Kid Loki, whom we meet in the Loki series
“Don’t... say that name.”  “Yeah we actually don’t say that name here.”  I like this.  I like that Thor has so much resentment for killing Thanos at the wrong time and that he felt that could have done better cause he’s A GOD.  So the fact that THANOS was on equal level and BEAT HIM-
Hawkeye’s killing people
This sword fight’s great [between the Yakuza person and Clint]
WHY DIDN’T THEY BUILD ON THIS [Clint and Natasha’s connection] ???
*laughs when Rhodey suggests killing baby Thanos*
These shots of Clint going through the Quantum Realm looks like something straight out of Andy Park’s concept art and that’s awesome
“Well I [Scott] haven’t [encountered an Infinity Stone] but I don’t even know what the hell you’re all talking about.”  *snorts*
“The Aether, firstly, is not a stone.”  Thank you!
The little glance Nebula gives after Thor mentions the Dark Elves just make me think that somewhere down the road, she has either A) encountered them or B) has encountered other Asgardians besides Thor
“Guys if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.”  “Shut the front door.”  *laughs*
Also underrated trio:  Steve, Natasha, and Bruce.  Gimme more.
Wait a minute, in 2012, Doctor Strange wasn’t active yet.  So are they gonna go see- OOOOOOOHHHHHH
[NEW YORK 2012] Oh here we go
*cracks up when Bruce very half-assedly smashes stuff on the street*
“I’m looking for Doctor Strange.”  “You’re about five years too early.”  Wait a minute.
HOW DOES SHE [the Ancient One] KNOW?!?
*giggles at Thor and Rocket sneaking in the background with a bored Loki in focus*
“That’s my [Thor’s] mother.  She dies today.”  I love this scene already.
Also WHY IS THOR- or the Thor films in general- have like the most well written characters in the whole canon?
It’s those movies, Guardians 2, The Winter Soldier, Civil War, aaand.... I can’t think of any more of them. 
Oh yeah and WANDAVISION cause THAT HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK-
Rocket just said he thinks of the Guardians as his family I’m gonna die...
What about their [Natasha and Rhodey’s] friendship?!?  I want more of that!
“Ronan’s obsession... clouds his judgment.”  ...HUH
*Thanos uses his sword to lift up Nebula’s chin*  Aw heck no
“As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass.”  *has to take a second before nodding in agreement*
Wait is that Jasper Stillwell?
“Flick me.”  That bit alone could be taken out of context
“We’re in route to Doctor List.”  Who’s Doctor List?  Is that a code name?
“Hail Hydra.”  THE BASTARDS WENT AND DID IT
Please tell me this hand off scene is gonna be the opening for the Loki show.  Please tell me this is gonna happen.
*Loki takes the Tesseract again*  AND HE’S GOOONNNEE!!
LET’S GET TO FREAKING JUNE ALREADY!
*ends up quoting “Yeah, I know, I know” along with Steve*
I’m really glad Tilda Swinton actually came back for this cameo
*keeps slapping my laptop screen when people keep saying Doctor Strange made a mistake when it was an explicit point in Infinity War where he encountered 14 million other AUs to find the best result*
Are you telling me that this whole plan could derail because Nebula accidentally hacked into her own WiFI network?  Are you seriously doing this?
*Thanos and Ebony Maw scan Nebula’s duplicate memory bank and track her down*  Are you freaking kidding me?
...I have 96 minutes left?!?
“The future hasn’t been kind to you [Thor], has it?”  Frigga is underrated
So for these shots with Jane, are they just reusing different shots from Thor 2 or just footage from deleted scenes?
Can we talk about how Frigga is absolutely the best parent Thor has?  Meanwhile her husband ODIN is like “oh yeah by the way you have a secret sister totes magotes i’ll die now byeeee”
*sings along with “Come and Get Your Love” by Redbone*
*laughs when we cut to Quill just very badly singing along to his iPod in the distance*
I want a bonus short with just Rhodey and Nebula doing their thing
*Nebula gets her memory taken over by 2014 Thanos*  Nooooooo...
Are the glasses that Tony wears here part of EDITH from “Far From Home” or are they like a prototype?
Also I haven’t seen “Far From Home” yet because Sony hates me
Doctor Zola?!?
*jams out to the music playing when we see Hank Pym’s lab*
“A little girl would be nice.  Less of a chance that she’ll end up exactly like me [Howard Stark].”  *gasps softly*
Oh my God, he’s [Steve] in Peggy’s office
Alan Silvestri is really killing it with this score
JARVIS!!
Wait and that’s the guy from “Agent Carter”!
Ohhh that shot’s [of Thanos’s ship coming out of the clouds] awesome...
*2014 Nebula hands Thanos the Pym particles*  Oh are you kidding me...
The CGI for Red Skull is also awesome
*gasps when Natasha reveals that she never knew her dad’s name when Red Skull told it to her*
*is super bummed out when Natasha sacrifices herself*
Kevin Feige really went and said “so Phases 3 and 4 are gonna make everybody cry” and the writers went “YES”
Wait doesn’t Cap go and return the stones at the end of the movie?  How’s he gonna handle meeting Red Skull on Vormir then?
“It’s like... I [Bruce] was made for this.”  Please someone get Mark Ruffalo his own Hulk movie before he combusts from giving out more spoilers
So Thanos used the Pym particles to time travel then.  Honestly that’s kinda genius
I just noticed that Scott shrank himself right as the explosion hit the windows
I really want someone to just drop one F-bomb somewhere in the MCU and I really hope it’s Clint because he would 100% say it
*starts singing “Hollaback Girl” when Thanos arrives*
Here’s my question;  how did Thanos acquire Nebula then?  With Gamora, it was with the genocide of her people.
“We [Gamora to Nebula] can stop him.”  LET’S GO!
[Thor uses his storm powers to summon both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir] *softly* Ohhhhh that’s badass...
Now I’m just imagining the cast just in the green screen room just hitting Josh Brolin with a bunch of foam weapons and making all the sound effects while poor Josh is just struggling under the weight of the Thanos reference head on his mocap suit
Who does the voice for FRIDAY?
AN:  Irish actress named Kerry Condon
*Steve deems himself worth to wield Mjolnir*  OKKAAYY OKAAYY
Love how Thanos is like “yes, I’m gonna stab you with an AXE”
“In all my years of conquest...”  Steve you suuuucckkk...
Are we getting the Chitauri again?
“On your left.”  *laughs incredulously*  O-ohhh my God...
*Everyone starts coming out of the portals*  Oh my God I’m getting chills
I would have lost my mind in the theater
I HAVE ACTUAL GOOSEBUMPS RUNNING ALL OVER ME.  This is how good this is
WAIT ARE THOSE THE RAVAGER SHIPS ABOVE THEM?!?
“Avengers... assemble.”  Oh my God this is amazing!
M’BAKU!
Also “Endgame” really just said “We are KILLING FOOLS TODAY”
How are they gonna tackle Peter and Gamora’s relationship in Guardians 3?
[Horn plays La Cucaracha] LET’S GO
God I’m gonna turn feral
*has to pause to scream in excitement when Wanda touches down in front of Thanos to fight him*
*puts hands on head*  OHH MY GOOOOODDDDD
They’re literally just playing Keep Away with a teenage boy.  Marvel, everybody.
*Captain Marvel destroys Thanos’s ship*  WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
OK I got mixed feelings about that [the girl power team up scene]
*Thanos unsuccessfully headbutts Carol*  Oh shit!
*Doctor Strange holds up one finger*  Oh my God this is it
Someone definitely tore off when Thanos pushed Tony off
It was in that moment he [Thanos] knew- he effed up
*All of Thanos’s army dissipates*  Byeee...
Is it bad that I’m not crying at Tony’s death?
*gasps when Peter reunites with Ned at school*
Wait the whole time heist takes place within ONE DAY?
“I love you 3000.”  I really hope we see Morgan again somewhere in one of the movies or shows.  Actually a cool way to reincorporate her would be in the Ironheart series whenever they make it
Even Drax is wearing black!
It’s the “We should be getting therapy but we got a TV show instead” trio [Wanda, Bucky, and Sam]
Wait is that guy- was that guy- the little kid from Iron Man 3?
AN:  Yes
So right after this funeral, Wanda’s gonna storm SWORD right?
AN:  This was finished up on 2/26 so probably YES
*Thor crowns Valkyrie the new leader of New Asgard*  I now cannot wait for “Thor Love and Thunder”
Wait Peter’s looking for Gamora!
Still cannot believe that the time travel suits are completely CGI
I know they had a body double for Chris Evans here but I do think it would have been cool if they used the body double’s voice for Old Steve instead of Chris trying to sound old
He [Steve] put the shield in an art portfolio bag...
*says “No, no I don’t think I will” along with Steve*
*silently jams out to “It’s Been a Long, Long Time” playing during the credits*
Wait and that was the song Fury was playing in “Winter Soldier”
Oh they even got the actual signatures!  That’s awesome!
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WF chapter 18
Title: Winter's Frost Chapter: 18/? Fandom: MCU Rating: R to be on the safe side Pairing: Loki/Bucky Summary: Loki never told anyone the real reason he became so obsessed with Midgard. Much better to let them think he wanted to hurt his brother than draw their attention to the one thing in the universe that makes the God of Mischief truly vulnerable.
"If I hadn't carefully orchestrated it myself, I'd be deeply embarrassed that I was defeated by this band of buffoons!"
Bucky shook his head, hiding a smile as he ran his fingers through Loki's dark hair. "Just because you're a genius doesn't mean they're idiots. They might prove helpful."
Rolling his eyes, Loki grumbled, "It took them three days and the deaths of eighty innocent people to even bother trying to assemble a team."
"And who killed those people?"
He tensed. "A building collapsed on them! It was hardly my fault. Though they were quick to assign the blame to me, of course."
"If a building collapsed on them, can you really blame The Avengers for not rallying in time to save them?"
"James?"
"Hm?"
Shaking his head, he framed his lover's infuriatingly pretty face with both hands and kissed him. "Do be a dear and shut up."
Bucky smirked. "Put my mouth to better use, then."
"Haven't I already?"
"Alright, that's enough!" Stark chose that moment to burst through the door he'd locked them behind so he and the other Avengers could argue uninterrupted. "Frosty, Manchurian Candidate, you're up. And quit slobbering all over each other! I didn't put you in here to make a porno."
"I didn't ask you to film us," Loki shot back, his playful smirk turning into a grin when he felt Bucky tense and shake beneath him with suppressed laughter.
"Can he even consent?" He glanced at Bucky. "Can you even...? Do you even know what sex is? Just how scrambled is your brain?"
"I've got a kid," Bucky reminded him, all amusement gone from his suddenly steely expression. "I think I've got a pretty good handle on the process, yeah. My memory's spotty at best, but I'm not a robot." Under his breath, he grumbled, "Just make sure Natalia-sorry, Natasha – sticks to English, and we'll be fine."
"No one will ever use those words against you again," Loki swore, letting out an irritated huff at Stark's pointed look and making a grand show of his reluctance to comply as he peeled himself off of his beloved's lap. "Well? What is it you need?"
"Information. What this Thanos guy is after, where he's going, how long we've got... We need to know what you know."
"In general? We haven't that much time." Bucky pinched his arm and Loki rolled his eyes again. "Pertaining to the issue at hand, I'm afraid I've very little to offer." Still, he and Bucky followed Stark back out into the main room, hand in hand, to face the rest of the rather tense people who still believed Loki had been trying to kill them only a week earlier.
"Why should we trust you?" Banner asked him point-blank before he'd even reached the table the others were seated around.
Loki snorted. "Oh, heavens, don't! Never trust anyone."
"Loki..."
Sighing, he gave Thor a snarky look and went on, "If I think there's even a chance your deaths will save my family, I will not hesitate to push any one of you in front of a blade or blast. My partner and daughter are my priority, first and always."
"For the record," Bucky piped up somewhat timidly, even adorably raising his hand like a schoolchild. He cast Rogers an apologetic look and mumbled, "Same. I love you, Steve – I barely remember you, but I love you like a very annoying kid brother. But if it ever comes to a choice between saving you or Eira, you're a human shield and I'm running very far away with her."
To his credit, Rogers laughed and ruffled his childhood friend's hair. "Even without your memories, you're still the same protective, pragmatic Buck. I wouldn't have it any other way. Anyone here take issue with parents prioritizing their child's life?"
Thor chuckled, looking uncomfortable. "I'll happily smack some sense into anyone who does. She's a baby; there should never be a second's hesitation."
"Speaking of shields," Loki cut in, hiding a surprised smile at the unexpected support and attempting to get the conversation back on track, "are we going to address the issue of HYDRA operatives within SHIELD's ranks as a group, or am I left to indiscriminately annihilate them all myself?"
"What?!"
"HYDRA infiltrated SHIELD?!"
"I keep telling you not to trust those shady government types."
"Fury's one of those 'shady government types' and he saved your ass, Stark!"
"Oh, did he? Is that what you call firing a nuke at New York City?"
"Fury didn't do that and you know it!"
"Um, no. I don't know that, actually. What I know is that your bosses tried to level Manhattan and I almost died on the wrong side of a wormhole to space, so trusting them? Not high on my list right now."
"For Frigga's sake!" Loki shouted, dropping his head into his hands. "No bloody wonder you people needed my help to 'defeat' me!"
Five incredulous stares – along with one embarrassed and one greatly amused – met this exclamation. Grateful that the stares at least came with silence, he began ticking points off on his fingers as he spoke. "Creating a scene in Germany so I'd be easy to find, allowing you to 'capture' me..." ensuring Thor's relative safety while getting him out of my way. Even with their gradually mending relationship, he'd never admit that aloud. Allowing the thought to pass by unvoiced, he skipped to the next: "Keeping that vessel you were on from falling apart or crashing before you could repair the turbine, setting up the portal in the most painfully obvious place on your little planet! Waiting around for you to catch up, ensuring Stark had safeguards in place before ejecting him out of a window so he wouldn't die – I quite like you, Stark. I would truly have hated to see you splattered on the pavement."
"Um... Thanks?"
Romanov was still staring at him as though he'd grown another head. He was tempted to do so, just to see if the saying proved true, or if her expression would actually change. "So you're saying you lost on purpose?"
"Oh, did you think five little humans actually brought down a God?" The mocking smile he gave her, and her sour look in return, brought him such immense joy that for a brief, shining moment, he almost forgot that the entire universe was in mortal peril. "That is adorable."
For the briefest of moments, he'd also forgotten about Banner. He cringed when from the other end of the table he heard a quiet, "Should I let the other guy out to play and see how 'adorable' you still think we are?"
"Even the beast won't be able to stand against Thanos," Loki pointed out, hiding his discomfort and getting back to the main topic. "And now that you have two of the artifacts he's hunting for, he'll be coming straight for you."
"No, we don't." Barton's tone started out casually dismissive, but grew more concerned as he went on. "I mean, they're here on the planet, but we don't have them."
Everyone seated around the table seemed to realize the full implications of the shit storm ahead of them at once. As expressions crumbled from bored or concerned to alarmed and then to an odd combination of panicked and weary, Romanov groaned. "SHIELD has them."
Loki was beginning to think he should simply glue his hand to his face. "I hate you all."
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Hidden Qualities of a Gentleman 
Summary: When visiting Tom on set gets hot and heavy, to say the least
Word Count: 1364
Rating: v spicy, deff 18+
Author’s note: on this weeks episode of utter filth; this fic
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Tom caught you staring, “Darling what is it?”. When you realized what you’d been doing you blushed a little bit. Catching on he started to smirk, “Now you’ve got my full attention love”. You rolled your eyes at his teasing.
“Maybe I just miss you” you said in an attempt to hide the truth. Tom shook his head knowing there was something you weren’t telling him. Placing down his phone he strode over to where you were sitting.
“Shall I get it out of you?” he asked in a sultry tone. He’d placed an arm on either side of your body, trapping you. Accepting defeat you sighed, “You’re such a tease, I don’t know why the whole world thinks you’re such a gentleman”.
His laugh filled his trailer, “Can’t I be both?”. Looking up at him you shook your head no, hoping you’d made him forget why he’d come over in the first place. Tom licked his lips before joining you on the small couch in his trailer.
Effortlessly he shifted your body so you were now straddling him. As he wrapped an arm around your waist you moved one of your hands to become tangled in his hair. He smirked, “That’s what it is darling...”.
Feeling daring you used your grip to pull his head back, “Don’t act so proud of yourself, it seems like you’re enjoying this too”. For affect your rolled your hips forward, over his erection of course.
“So you like the wig?” he said with lust in his eyes. You let your grip go, instead moving to twirl one of the black locks around your finger. Without looking at him, in order to miss his shit eating grin, you smiled.
“It’s sexy...what can I say?”. Tom mirrored your expression, he’d had past girlfriends see him in his Loki costume but they’d never reacted like this. He’d been filming for so long that he’d felt more connected to the character than he ever had before.
Trying something new he slowly trailed his hand up your neck before quickly turning your head to the side. He nearly purred, “Mhhm pet, feeling naughty are we?”. At first he was nervous that he’d crossed a line, but when he heard a moan escape your lips he knew he’d done exactly what you’d been begging for.
You closed your eyes at the sound of his voice, it was all too much. To say Loki was your favorite character that Tom played was an understatement. The reason you loved him, besides how incredibly sexy Loki was, was because it was the closest the world ever got to knowing Tom.
Tom was so many things at once; caring, smart, hilarious, but there was also a darker side to him too. There was a reason he was drawn to the character in the first place, Loki resembled the qualities Tom kept hidden.
Impulsive, mischievous, controlling in all the right ways, powerful, cunning, and dominant. These were all things Tom would let you see only if you got close enough.
Tom nibbled your earlobe, “This turns you on doesn’t it...doesn’t it”. His voice was so demanding that it alone made your core ache. Your chest heaved up and down, “Yes….yes”.
This time Tom’s laugh was so dark it was almost a growl. He leaned back against the couch, this way he could see the look on your face. Tom titled your chin up, “You were so eager for me and now you’re silent…”.
He couldn’t stop himself from playing this game with you. Tom knew that was a little strange, but he also knew that it was probably more common than his fellow castmates would like to admit.
Who wouldn’t want to see if Captain America was dirty? How big Thor’s hammer was? Be interrogated by Black Widow? Find out what really happens when you make Hulk mad? So what if the role played as Loki a little bit with the love of his life…
You watched the smirk form upon Tom’s lips, he loved being in control like this. Feeding into your desire you leaned forward, “Is that what you want? To hear me describe my filthiest fantasies to you?”.
Slowly Tom licked his lips, “Only if you let me fulfill them my pet”. The entire mood had shifted, you and Tom reaching a point your relationship had never reached before. He saw the look in your eyes, the smirk on your lips, this was all new for you.
As he saw how confident you were, it made his desire for you grow. The thought of you trusting him like this, indulging with him like this, it turned him on like nothing ever had before.
He watched your hands trail down your body to the hem of your dress. Tilting your head to the side you toyed with the fabric, teasing him while looking as sinful as you could. You smiled, “I want you to claim every inch of my skin..with your hand prints...with your lips..with your tongue...and I don’t want you to stop until everyone knows exactly who I belong to”.
Tom swallowed hard, he had never known words could have this effect on him before. Sure shakespeare has made his heart swell and his mind race, but it’s never made his cock twitch.
He parted his lips to speak but there was rampant knocking on his door. It was one of the set hands, “Tom you’re needed on set, Karla has to finish dressing you ect”. To your surprise Tom got up quickly, taking you with him.
He pushed you against the nearest wall, his hand loosely gripping your neck while his lips grazed yours. Smirking he said, “What was that?”. Tom moved his knee to spread your legs, his free hand darting to tease you through your panties.
“Karla needs to get you all suited up so to speak” the set hand said through the other side of the door. Tom continued to tease you, now pulling your panties to the side for full access, nodding his head begging you to moan. It took everything in you to not cry out in pleasure.
Just as it looked like you were going to break he crashed his lips against yours, greedily swallowing your moans. He pulled back with a smirk, flipping his hair back as he did so, “Thanks love I’ll be right there”.
Taking a step back he brought his fingers to his lips, groaning as he sucked on them. Holding your gaze he teased, “Even more delicious than you look”. Your jaw dropped as you stood there looking at him.
Tom winked before opening the door of his trailer. You stood behind him pushing the door shut, “You have no idea what you’ve started darling”. His back was to you so you couldn’t see the enormous grin on his face.
Over the shoulder he teased, “Let’s see how smug you are after I return fully suited up”. Taking your hand off the door you brought your arms to cross over your chest. You shook your head, finally letting him get to set. Smiling to yourself you leaned against the wall, god he was such a tease wasn’t he?
Chris walked beside Tom, “You’re looking cheery mate”. Tom nodded his head, now aware of the fact that he was probably skipping. Chris nudged his side, “Bet it has something to do with (y/n) visiting you on set huh?”.
Tom smiled, “Don’t look so smug about it”. Chris laughed, happy to be able to tease Tom again. Smirking he said, “Maybe I’ll help convince Taika to let you take home the suit”. Tom stopped dead in his tracks.
Walking backwards Chris said, “Your hairs a mess mate, I bet (y/n) wanted to see why they call Loki the silver tongued god...let’s just say Elsa’s always been a fan of thunder”. With a devilish smirk upon his lips Chris turned around again.
Tom laughed, he’d gotten his answer to his question from earlier. Catching up to Chris he patted his shoulder, “So you’ll help me borrow the suit then?”. Together they laughed before stepping onto set.
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kaneshiroflms · 5 years
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Endgame things and thoughts
Nebula and Tony hanging out was so adorable they have my heart :<
Carol singlehandingly bringing a wholeass ship back to earth ?ugh her mind
Thanos just chilling and cooking and Carol just fucking going for him is poetic cinema
Thor saying “I went for the head”
5 FUCKINF YEARS?!
Scott being saved by a rat? Iconic.
Scott panicking when looking for Cassie’s name then seeing her all grown up and ok was heartbreaking specially knowing he didn’t get to see her grow up
Scott giving all he could to get the others back and trying his best not to breakdown when mentioning Hope
“She’s my.. she was my..”
Scott saying he lost someone very important to him :((
I dont rlly ship them but the Carol and Rhodey interaction was cool of them to reference
Carol and Nat’s hair is sending me
Tony as a father is so adorable and i love morgan already
I’ve read posts saying that Tony rejecting helping them with the time heist was sefish, but he just didn’t want to risk losing the people he loves again. He didn’t want his daughter to lose a father or lose Pepper since him being back was already a second chance for him
Peter being his motivation :((
Morgan is so much like his dad uwu Tony is such a great dad
Valkyrie in midgaurdian clothes
KORG
Thor having a beer belly made the entire theatre gasp lmao
I also think they did him dirty. Specially since he clearly had ptsd and it seemed like they just turned it to a joke
Scott turning into a baby and Tony knowing he turned to a baby lmao
Bruce giving Scott tacos after his first one fell
Scott being friendly to Nebula :<
Scott giving 2012 Tony a cardiac arrest and 2023 Tony shouting for help lmao
“I could do this all day” “I know”
“That’s America’s ass”
Loki mocking steve
Loki’s lil wave at hulk in the elevator :< i miss my bitch
I really thought they’d make the elevator scene a parallel to the one in tws and we’d see a fight again
2012 Steve letting go of 2023 Steve when he told him that Bucky was alive
Steve and Tony in the 70s!
they should’ve had Dominic Cooper play Howard again.
Tony talking to his dad about his daughter
Peggy still having Steve’s photograph just like he has her’s :((
Steve seeing Peggy :((
JARVIS MY MAN
Nat and Clint being happy and giddy in space makes me cry now knowing whats gonna happen next
Peter singing without music lmao
Fuck thanos for hurting both nebulas
When Clint and Nat’s foreheads were together:( i love their friendship
“Please let me go” :(( Natasha deserved better
The fact that this film values family is so sweet
Thor and Frigga’s interaction and Thor saying his last goodbye to Frigga :((
Thor wanting to be the one to hold the gauntlet so he could do something right :<
Clint’s reaction when his wife called
Why does thanos always let the others do his work smh
Cap wielding mjolnir lemme tell u everyone in the theatre sCREAMED
The shot where Steve was ready to fight thanos and his army alone even before he knew the others would come is just-
“On your left”
Everyone who were gone appearing was so powerful
When peter appeared everyone cHEERED
The fact that everyone was there, Wakandans, Wong, the guardians etc iCONIC
“Avengers, assemble.” C h i l l s
Peter telling Tony what happened and tony hugging him
“Oh this is nice”
T’challa finally saying Clint’s name lmao
Captain Marvel’s entrance
Carol really just flew through a fucking battleship and managed to come out without a single scratch
“Hi im peter parker” “hey peter parker, you got something for me?”
HOPE VAN DYNE
“Is that everyone?” “Like you wanted more?”
“I don’t even know who you are” “you will” Amen sister
And the fact that Wanda singlehandedly nearly killed thanos and thanos had to recruit his army cos he got threatened by a woman
When Peter met Gamora and said “I thought I lost you”
Gamora kicking his balls HAHA
The all women scene was so powerful the entire theatre cheered
It upsets me tho that Natasha who brought them together wasn’t there
Hope and scott teaming up again oh god we dont deserve them
Captain marvel going for thanos the second time and when he tried punching her and she didnt flinch
Tony looking at Stephen was the time he knew what was supposed to be done
When tony had the gauntlet
“I’m inevitable” “i am iron man”
Peter going for tony “mr stark, can you hear me? It’s me peter.” “We won Mr. Stark. We won. You did it”
Pepper gently putting peter aside :((
The fact that pepper said “but will u be able to rest” back in their home when tony told her about the time travel thing and while he was slowly dying she told him “it’s okay, you can rest now”
Also when pepper was trying so hard to pull herself together and even said “we’re going to be okay.” And when she gave him a final kiss in the cheek but breaking down when Tony finally died
Tony’s last message while we see Clint reuniting with his family, T’challa, Shuri and Ramonda watching over the city, Hope, Cassie and Scott watching the sky and being happy
When hologram Tony looked at Morgan and said “I love you 3000” :((
the fact that Morgan lost his father at such a young age and that she wouldn’t get to grow up with a father. She probably doesn’t even understand what was going on
Morgan hugging her mom,, she must be so confused
When everyone was there for the funeral :( even Harley
Carol in those pants? G a y
Bucky in that jacket and jeans? Also gay
VALKYRIE AS THE QUEEN OF ASGARD? Iconic
Peter still searching for Gamora :((
“Don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone” “ur bringing all the stupid with u” THAT REFERENCE
“I’ll miss you” “it’s gonna be alright buck” Bucky knew what Steve was gonna do and that he wouldn’t come back
IM LIVING FOR SAM AS THE NEW CAP
“Wanna tell me about her?” *looks to the view and slowly smiles* “no, i dont think i will” HE CLEARLY HAD A HAPPY LIFE AND HE DESERVES IT
Steve and Peggy looked so happy and content and they deserve it
I still didn’t get why some didn’t like Steve’s arc,, Steve created a different timeline in which he comes back to Peggy and they both chose to get married and live together. So there is a different timeline where Peggy moved on, but in this timeline Steve and Peggy gets to be happy and grow old together. Steve is happy and he deserves to be :)
Also do u guys ever wonder if steve came back to the same date and place Peggy told him when he was about to crash the plane :((
The way the movie ended tho,, when right after we see Steve and Peggy dancing and kissing it cuts to black and the lyrics of the song start as the credits start rolling too. It’s such a beautiful way to conclude the phase :”( they ended it with Steve in the 40s, the very first avenger and the decade it all began.
Also the credits where they had their signatures :((
Anyway thats all thanks for coming to my tedtalk,, also feel free to add some more of ur thoughts from the film :)
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strangers
TITLE: strangers CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: 14/14 AUTHOR: hiddlemediddles ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine being a psychologist set to question Loki during his incarceration in Stark Tower. Initially, he scoffs at the prospect of a ‘psychological examination’. However, Loki grows quite attached to you and complies to each and every programme you have in store for him. RATING: Mature NOTES/WARNINGS: Well, here’s the end of this wonderful, wonderful muse. I’ve loved every second of writing this during self-isolation. No smut warning for this one, I thought I’d leave the end clean with a bit of tongue and cheek humour - I admit, this is a strangely crazy ending for this fic.. yet again I blame a lack of human contact for my crazy writing…! Hehe if you joined me on this little Loki fic adventure then THANK YOU for taking the time to read the utter nonsense that I come out with. Much love to you all :) x
- In the coming weeks, you and Loki settled well into Asgardian life. You and Loki visited Earth every so often, reassuring Fury and the rest of SHIELD that Loki wouldn’t be ‘playing up’. You also visited many of the clients you had discharged, seeing how they were doing. You cared deeply about the people you had worked with during the years, revisiting people you had worked with at the very beginning of your career. As you did this, Loki didn’t accompany you. You thought it would confuse them that you were suddenly bringing the man who had attacked New York and brought it to its knees. Instead, you were plucking up the courage to introduce Loki as your partner to some of your closest friends back in England. 
You hadn’t seen them in a very long time, but you thought it would be the perfect opportunity to introduce them to your new ‘partner’. You had told them you would be away for a while, but hadn’t given them the details of your departure. When you came back, you would be bringing back ‘a man’. In an inconspicuous cafe in Gloucestershire, you met with two of your closest friends with Loki at your side. You both dressed as casually as you could, but you couldn’t help but splutter with laughter at the sight of Loki in blue jeans and a top. “What? You said dress like other mortal men!” he protested with a laugh. Your friends, Maria and Angela, were already inside the cafe. When you walked into the small cafe, you didn’t draw any heads. It was only when Loki, with his long raven-black hair and distinctive appearance, walked in that every head in the cafe was turned. There was a slight silence until Maria and Angela started waving frantically at you. “Robin! Flaming hell, it’s been AGES!” Angela said as she beckoned you over. You hugged your friends, over the moon to see them after so long. Maria was staring at Loki, open mouthed to discover that he was with you. “I’ve seen you on the news, when the US got attacked by those aliens - ” Loki raised his eyebrows. “Ah, you did, did you? A pleasure to meet you, ladies. I’m Loki, Robin’s partner.” Angela almost spat her coffee out of her mouth at the words ‘Robin’ and ‘partner’ paired together. Maria’s mouth hung open even wider. “You were the fucker who attacked it?” Maria said in disbelief. “Keep your voice down! Look, I’ll explain everything now, I just wanted you both to meet Loki - ” “You have a boyfriend? You? Maria and I were convinced you’d never commit because you’re so far up your own arse with your career - ” Angela said. “Oi, none of that talk.” You interrupted. “Yes, Loki was.. A part.. Of the attack, but he’s a reformed citizen. Aren’t you, Loki?” “Oh, fuck. Now you’re going to tell us that you were the one who reformed him.” Maria sighed at the predictability of it. If you were going to fall in love with someone, it had to be a client. “Is this what you’ve been doing all this time?! Lovely to meet you, Loki. I’m Angela.” “Maria. Nice to meet you, I guess.” You rolled your eyes at their completely opposing reactions. Their personalities were so different, but you couldn’t imagine having better friends. You knew it would be difficult to explain it all, but you knew that once you explained it you could trust them with the truth. Your family were another story. They could wait for another time. “Ladies, I have made many mistakes in my past. I have blood on my hands, I must admit. But I am committed to a life of reformation. Robin has changed me for the better. I don’t know what I’d do without her.” Maria and Angela’s ears perked up at his words. “So.. you’re like, an alien?” Angela whispered, ensuring that people on nearby tables couldn’t hear. The entire cafe was buzzing with conversation and chatter, but you knew none of you could be too careful. “Not an alien, per se. More.. God. Demi god, to be precise.” Loki explained. His explanation was made even more ridiculous by the fact that he was wearing a Rolling Stones T-Shirt and blue jeans with a pair of trainers. “Oh, for God’s sake, we knew you worked with aliens in the government, Robin. But we didn’t expect you to fall in love with one.” Maria said, burying her face in her hands. “Now, now. No need to despair.” Loki said, adding on his extra charm for the occasion. He was very anxious to impress your friends. “As I say, I am more of a god. Not the monotheistic God you know in your world religions, but a god of a different kind. If it helps, pretend I am mortal.” “Mortal! How intriguing. So now Robin’s with you, she’s not a mortal anymore, is she?” Your eyes flickered to Loki’s and his flickered to yours. It was a sensitive subject, as the girls concluded from the looks on your faces. You had discussed your life span with Loki in great detail, telling him exactly how you felt. Loki said to you immediately that there could be a possibility of extending your life through magic. And Loki was working on it. “Yes, I’m still mortal.” You said quickly. “You both want another coffee?” “Christ, I’ll be off my tits on caffeine if you get me another one. Maybe tea? Terribly British of me, but I can’t resist the stuff.” Angela said. Maria muttered her thanks and agreed to the same. “Are you both married, then?” Maria asked. That was another path you and Loki were embarking on. Loki had proposed to you not long ago and you were both in “Not.. yet.” Loki grinned, squeezing your hand. Maria and Angela watched closely as you both looked to each other with small smiles. The next round of tea came and Loki concluded that he hadn’t drank anything so foul as tea in his life, which was probably one of the things you couldn’t possibly forgive him for. You, Angela and Maria drank your tea with relish. “Come on, let’s get out of here. We need to talk where there aren’t any ears prying..” Maria said. You all agreed and Loki decided that Maria was by far one of the most sensible mortals he had ever met. You all walked down a country lane leading down a path by the river. “FUCK. WAIT.” Angela yelled behind you all. Whirling around with panic, you asked Angela what was wrong. “Okay, so you’re Loki. That means your.. THOR’s brother?” Angela said. Loki winced at the reference, but he nodded as genially as he could muster. “Yes, yes he is my brother.” Maria turned around quickly. “Where is he?” Loki resisted the urge to roll his eyes at this predictability. He still cringed at the times when he walked with Thor in the street and young people, male and female alike, congregated around Thor with their smartphones. “Oh, I don’t know. Lounging around in the Bahamas? Now that lump of purple Thanos is defeated, they’re all kicking up their feet.” Loki said. It was true, weeks ago Thanos had arrived in full force to reclaim the infinity stones. You and Loki had even fought the Black Order in an effort to stop him. “BROTHER!” Loki couldn’t quite believe what he was hearing. In the distance in one of the fields, you saw a large patch of dead grass and Thor emerging from it in his mortal kit. Mjolnir was skilfully disguised as an umbrella of all things. “Oh, for Odin’s sake.” Loki muttered as Thor came over in his own jeans and shirt. You spluttered out in shock as he came up the Gloucester country lane like he was walking in a film. “What the actual - ” Maria started. “Oh, my, fucking, god. Thor? That’s him? Didn’t I just SAY?” Angela squealed with joy. “Brother!” Thor grinned. “You see, Loki, Heimdall was kind enough to inform me that you were having some kind of mortal gathering on Earth. And you had the audacity to do it without me?!” “Thor, this isn’t about you - ” “No, but I would at least have liked an invite to decline. But seeing as I have nothing much to do these days, I thought I would join your mortal congregation.” You and Loki’s eyes flickered to one another, raising your eyebrows almost simultaneously. Good old Heimdall. “What about a club? Shall we go into town?” Angela said, shaking Maria with excitement. She was getting closer and closer to Thor with every bout of excitement which gripped her. “Hell, why not?” You exhaled with a laugh. You couldn’t believe how lightly your friends were taking this. Maria was staring at Thor with the big wide eyes that you knew so well from when you were in school. Perhaps it wouldn’t all be as bad as you anticipated. You noted the absurdity of the situation when you walked into the bar with Loki, Thor and your two high school friends. It was only when you were on the dance floor, moving with Loki and seeing your two friends dancing with Thor that the absurdity truly hit. Naturally, Angela and Maria were taken to the drink. You were sipping a cocktail with Loki by the booming music of the bar when Thor came over to you both. “On Odin’s life, these two women are the most lively people I have ever met. I should have come to Midgard as soon as Thanos was defeated. The Midgardians know how to have a good time!” Thor yelled over the music to you both before he rejoined the dancing. “I knew he was bored, but I didn’t think he was this bored. Universe put to rights and all.” You said into Loki’s ear over the music. He chuckled and watched as his brother made an utter fool of himself. “I must revert to my villainous ways to occupy him.” Loki teased and you frowned at him in mock annoyance. “Don’t you bloody dare.” You said playfully. It was safe to say that Angela and Maria had not drank so much in their ‘mortal lives’. Thor was carrying them both out of the bar as they sang the lyrics to songs that you didn’t even know yourself. They were new pop songs that you hadn’t even heard because you had been in Asgard, but they were sang out eagerly nonetheless. “Are you mortals always so light on your drink? They barely drank a drop of alcohol.” Thor laughed as you walked out onto the street. Loki raised his hand in the air to hail for a cab. “I think Asgardians just have a higher tolerance.” “Wait, where are we going?” Loki asked as the cab pulled over to you all, confused as to where he was never mind where he would be sleeping tonight. “Don’t worry. It’s Angela’s place, I’ll give them the address.” Even Thor struggled to place Maria and Angela in their seats in the cab. “Can you believe it, Angie? We’re in a cab with THOR! I think we have to be dreaming.” Maria slurred. Angela could barely form a sentence. “Thor?” said the cab driver as you all piled in. “Christ, what a great costume. And Loki as well? Lord, are you both professional cosplayers?” “Yes, in fact, we were just coming from a show at that bar. Great fun.” Loki said enthusiastically. You wanted to bury your head in the sand at how awfully executed this entire day had gone. When the cab driver pulled in to Angela’s house, you had to help her get the keys out of her bag to get inside. Thankfully, she didn’t live with anyone. It was unusual that she lived alone in that house, but she had worked hard for years to get her own place and here it was. “Are you going to marry him, Robbie? Invite us to the wedding! Even if it is full of aliens!” Maria said happily. Angela was still struggling to even speak. She started playing with Thor’s hair between her fingers. You helped Angela to bed and saw that Thor was trying to carry Maria into the spare bed in the other room. You knew they would both sleep well that night. “What great friends you have, Robin.” Thor laughed merrily as you stood in Angela’s living room with him and Loki. “God, I hope they wake up and think it was all a dream. That’d be better than thinking it really happened. But I suppose it would be strange to find that they both had the same dream experience..” “Another night out should do it.” Loki smirked. “Midgardians do indeed know how to have fun.” “Hmm.. now where are we to stay tonight?” Loki asked with curiosity, feeling vaguely fatigued by the entire ordeal. “Here, of course.” Thor said, slumping himself onto the couch. As soon as his head hit the pillow, he was out like a light. You looked over at Loki with a raised brow. Thor, ever the graceful one. “Today? A success?” Loki grinned. You walked over to him and embraced him in exhaustion. “With you, of course it was.” You said tiredly. Loki lifted you off your feet and you both took the other couch. It was rather cramped, but it would do for the night. As you lay in Loki’s arms, you couldn’t help but reflect on how quickly your life had gone by with Loki. “Loki?” You whispered as you heard him begin to doze off slightly. “Yes, dear?” Loki whispered back teasingly. “It’s been an adventure, don’t you think?” You whispered back mischievously. “Oh.. our adventure has only started..” x
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cherryeol04 · 4 years
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The Firsts
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Summary: No one ever told him that living was going to be so difficult. That there would emotions get couldn’t label and distinguish. He’s just a young boy trying to navigate through life and its unexpected ups and downs.
Genre: Humor, Fluff, smut(?)
Pairings: Oc x Felix, Oc x Changbin, Changbin x Oc x Felix
Warnings: poly relationship, angst in some part, excessive fighting about the MCU.
Parts: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16 / Part 17
A/N: This story has a theme of Firsts. First love, first kiss and many other firsts. Each part can be read on their own and are meant to stand as oneshots. It’s basically a collection of oneshots (little snapshots into my Oc’s life. 😁)
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“Thor.”
“Loki.”
“Thor!”
“Loki!”
“Neither!” Seungmin and Minho stopped dead in their tracks as they stared at Aiden with narrowed eyes. He hadn’t really wanted to get in between their little quarrel over which brother was hotter, Thor or Loki, but it had been going on for the past four hours and Aiden was actually tired of it.
“Excuse you?” Minho asked with a raised brow. “Have you even watched Thor?” He asked. 
“No.”
“Do you even Marvel?” Seungmin asked and Aiden shook his head. “Then you can’t contribute to this conversation!!!” He exclaimed, cheeks puffing out in frustration. 
“Oh, well excuse me!” Aiden held up his hands in defense and slipped between the two, walking ahead of them. There was silence for a brief moment before the two boys were back at their argument, trailing behind Aiden as they made their way up the long driveway.  Bang Chan was a friend of Changbin’s and extremely popular, or so Aiden had heard. His family was originally from Australia, but they moved when his father got a chance to expand their business in the Korean market - he was known as a self-made millionaire which of course made Chan a hit with all the people that wanted his family’s money. 
He was a sweet guy, if not a bit reserved and wary of people. But he has hit it off with Changbin one day during chemistry and the rest was history - though it had only been a couple of months. Chan has offered to host study sessions at his place and who were they to refuse such a generous offer? Their first visit, Aiden had expected to see a mansion but was greeted with a modest house. Decent size and you could tell that the place was pricey, but it didn’t scream wealth which had surprised Aiden but at the same time was a blessing. It put Chan in a different light for him - though rich, he was still a normal person and his family tried to live modestly.  True role model. 
Knocking on the door, it was opened in less than a minute to a bright-eyed and smiling Chan. “Hey guys.”
“He-“
“Channie hyung! Thor or Loki?” Minho asked as he pushed Aiden lightly, the male stumbling to the house.
“Whoa.” Chan wrapped his arms around Aiden quickly to catch him before he went tumbling down, eyes looking back at the other two. “Loki.” He said. 
“Ha! See, I told you!” Seungmin cheered happily, Minho simply rolling his eyes and scoffing. 
“Uncultured swine.” He snorted and made his way into the house - as if he owned the place - with a shake of the head. “Thor is the better of the two brothers and you can’t change my mind.” He huffed. 
“How can you say that when Loki is literally the best at everything?” Seungmin questioned as he followed quickly behind Minho, their voices fading as they disappeared around the left corner and into the study. 
“Uh...” Chan stared at Aiden in confusion as he stood upright and brushed himself off. 
“They’ve been going at it since the 5th period.” Aiden told him, flashing him a smile. “They won’t shut up and told me I couldn’t contribute to the conversation because I haven’t seen Thor.”
“You haven’t seen Thor?” Chan asked, his eyes wide, trailing after Aiden as he walked in.  Closing the door, Chan followed up his previous question with another. “Have you watched any of the Marvel movies?”
Aiden was silent for a moment, staring at Chan as he debated if he should answer truthfully or not. He could probably lie and get away with it, for now. But if the talk of Marvel movies and Thor continued, his lie would be seen so quickly. It was probably just best to say the through, despite how embarrassing it really was. “No, I haven’t.
He winced at the gasp Chan gave, loud and overdramatic and he knew he had made a grave mistake with this answer. “Oh my god!” Chan turned quickly, feet shuffling as he made his way into the den. “Aiden hasn’t seen any of the Marvel movies!” Chan’s voice was nearly drowned out by the loud gasps that fell from the other’s lips, complaints filling the air to the point Aiden wanted to just leave and pretend this didn’t happen. But he knew if he did run away, he really wouldn’t live this down. 
Reluctantly, he moved into the study and stared at his ‘friends’ as they all sat around a decent-sized coffee table - books and papers laid out for their intense study session that has yet to start. 
“I can’t believe you!” Seungmin scolded with a shake of his head. 
“How have you lived this long and not watched a Marvel film?” Woojin, Chan’s friend, asked concerned. 
“We bonded over Spider-Man dude. Spider-Man! I thought I knew you.” Changbin tsked, crossing his arms over his chest. 
“First of all, we were eight!” Aiden huffed and glared at Changbin, arms crossing in a mimic of the other’s posture. “Second of all, I’ve just been busy.”
“No one is too busy to watch a Marvel Movie. There is literally an entire cinematic universe.” Minho scoffed, disgusted by this horrid betrayal of his friend. 
“I have things to do!”
“Like what? Whine about how much you want to fuck Felix?” The words were said so nonchalantly that Aiden had to wonder if Changbin’s brain had been working when he so easily spilled his greatest secret. “I mean-“
“Whoa! Where did that come from?” Chan asked with wide eyes, head whipping back and forth between Felix, Changbin, and Aiden. 
“I don’t know. Changbin be out here making up stories so he can be so melodramatic.” Aiden hissed, eyes narrowed at the male and he could see Changbin shrinking in on himself, trying to apologize with his eyes. Aiden would only consider the apology if he could get out of this situation without anyone actually thinking he wanted to screw around with Felix. 
“I don’t date anyone who hasn’t seen at least Iron Man.” Felix said, a smirk playing on his lips as he joked. 
“Well damn, looks like you struck out buddy.” Chan laughed and clapped a hand over Aiden’s shoulder. “Aiden hasn’t seen a single Marvel movie.”
“Wow, you truly do love under a rock, don’t you?” Minho asked in awe. 
“Listen, Linda, can we dropped this stupid subject and actually study?” Aiden whined. 
“Marvel isn’t stupid. Marvel is life!” Seungmin protested and Aiden could only roll his eyes as he took his seat next to Changbin. “You don’t know what you’re missing.”
“At this moment in time, I don’t care.” Aiden stuck out his tongue at Seungmin, snickering with the other pouted. 
“Alright children, let's get down to business.” Woojin spoke, arms extending across the table to signify the end of this discussion. 
“Fine. But this isn’t over. Thor is superior and you all will see this, I swear to you.” Minho huffed as he flipped open his book to start working.  Felix was glad the topic had been dropped and everyone settled into a comfortable silence. It gave him time to think about things that had been said - words so haphazardly thrown about with no regard to the people involved. And what was Felix supposed to say? ‘Right on, let's find a bed and get down to business?’
How was someone supposed to act to such a crude confession as that? He wasn’t appalled by it - he knew that much - but it also wasn’t a favorable confession considering it came from Changbin. But Aiden did deny it, claimed it was made up but it was too specific to be a lie.  Changbin wasn’t that good at making up stories; his C+ literature project proved that much. So he laughed it off, continuing the joke of blasphemy about Aiden never seeing a Marvel movie. But he was aware now, so extremely aware. Every few seconds Aiden would lift his eyes to sneak a glance at him, Felix catching the movement out of his peripheral. 
He was a peculiar person, Aiden. The times that they had interacted alone, he seemed so shy and uncertain. Yet when with Changbin, his personality was alimony bigger than life and on countless times pulled laughter from him over something idiotic he had said or done. There was something about him that interested Felix in some way, but was it in the way that Aiden wanted? To suddenly have feelings forced upon you was inducing anxiety-inducing and suddenly he was feeling and questioning things he had never questioned before. 
‘Would it be worth it? Was he worth Aiden’s time? Would it work out? Did he even have feelings for Aiden in return?’ 
None of those questions were getting answered and they were burning the back of his mind, demanding some closure. The offer slipped out before he could even stop himself, lingering heavily in the quiet room. “You could always come over to my place and we could watch the movies.”
Aiden’s head lifted and their eyes locked. Everyone in the room stilled and Felix could swear they were all holding their breaths, waiting to see how this would play out. He would be lying if he said he wasn’t in the same position. 
“Really?”
“Yeah. I own all the movies, including Infinity War. We could have a movie marathon this weekend.” It was an innocent offer and yet Felix felt so guilty because there was so much meaning behind it, to him. A spur of the moment thing that would satisfy his need for answers. He just hoped he didn’t up hurting Aiden in the process. 
“Okay, sounds like a plan!” 
Well, that was easier than he thought. 
“Ooooh, sounds like a date~.” Minho teased, a smirk plastered on his face. “Felix and Aiden sitting in a tree -“ 
“F - U - C - K - I - N - G.” Seungmin continued, a matching smirk etched across his features as well. 
“I hate you both so much.” Aiden grumbled, the two boys giggling in happiness at Aiden’s discomfort. 
“It’s not a date.” Felix said quickly as he looked around the table. He wasn’t oblivious to the way Aiden’s face fell at his words and he quickly tried to back peddle his statement. “I mean-“
“Poor Aiden. Forever the unconfirmed gay virgin.” Changbin teased, laughing as he was punched in the arm. “Someday you’ll get some action.”
“I truly hate all of you.”
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iamanartichoke · 5 years
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This started out cute and turned angsty - in other words, classic Charlotte. I’ve left a lot of the logistics vague on purpose so the setting and ship potential is entirely up to you. The only thing I can say is that it’s not in the Sanctuary ‘verse. Also, sorry this took me like six months to fill but, if you’re still around, anon, thank you for the compliment and I hope you like this!
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“Should we wake him?” Valkyrie whispers.
Thor shakes his head. He’s already reaching into his pocket, pulling out his cell phone. “He doesn’t sleep enough,” he replies as he checks to make sure the sound on his phone is off. The last thing he wants is for the camera shutter to audibly click. “He needs the rest.”
“Apparently. You think he just collapsed, or was this a deliberate choice?” Valkyrie wonders aloud.
“Probably a combination of both.” Thor angles the phone just so, the camera focusing on Loki’s adorably relaxed features. He presses the button to take several shots in a row and then he grins at Valkyrie. “Blackmail,” he adds, tucking the phone away.
“You’re such a big brother,” Valkyrie says with an eyeroll. She smacks his bicep.
“Yeah,” Thor agrees. Then he puts his fingers to his lips, which earns him another eyeroll. “Come on, before he wakes up.”
Valkyrie casts one more look at Loki, who is curled up underneath his desk, head resting against the drawers on the right side, arms folded tightly. “Give me your jacket,” she says, tugging on Thor’s elbow.
“What?”
“He looks cold,” she explains. “Don’t you think?”
“Loki’s never cold,” Thor responds but he shrugs out of his denim jacket anyway. He hands it to Valkyrie, who kneels down just enough to place the jacket over Loki’s body, carefully tucking it around his shoulders. Loki doesn’t even stir.
“That’s worth another picture, I think,” Thor says.
* * *
Two weeks pass and Thor nearly trips over Loki as he leaves his study. “Son of a -” Thor grouses, but he cuts himself off when he realizes that Loki has fallen asleep sitting up. He’s leaning against the wall in the hallway just outside of Thor’s study, legs outstretched, arms folded. His head has lolled enough to the left that his dark curls are partially curtaining his face.
Thor shakes his head. He considers pulling out his camera, but decides not to. He considers waking Loki, but Loki really doesn’t sleep enough. Besides, he looks so peaceful. What Thor can see of his face is relaxed, lips slightly parted, his breathing even and deep. Sleep takes a hundred years from his features, Thor thinks; it erases the worry lines around Loki’s eyes and mouth. Poor Loki.
They were supposed to meet for dinner, Thor remembers. It is unlike Loki to wait outside in the hall rather than barge into Thor’s study precisely at their agreed-upon time. Thor wonders if he should be worried about that.
Instead of dwelling on it, Thor lowers himself down to the floor next to Loki. He sits down close, angling himself so that he can catch Loki’s lolling head on his own shoulder. “Let’s sit awhile,” he says softly, stretching his legs out alongside Loki’s while he listens to Loki breathing.
* * *
“I think Loki is ill,” Thor says to Valkyrie, a week later. They are sitting together at the dining room table, finishing up lunch.
“What makes you think that?” she asks, lowering her whiskey bottle.
“Look at him.” Thor nods in the direction of the den, where Loki is stretched out on the couch, fast asleep.
“Looks normal to me,” Valkyrie says, after craning her head around to peek at Loki. She takes a large swallow of her drink. “Seems like he prefers sleeping in the daytime, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah, that’s the point. I hear him at night,” Thor admits. “Pacing around in his room, in the hallways. Talking to himself.” He’s heard Loki wake himself up with screams, too, though he keeps that to himself. “He’s not sleeping normally.”
“That doesn’t mean he’s ill, though,” Valkyrie points out. “Have you asked him about it?”
Thor snorts and shakes his head. “I know what he’d say: leave me alone, Thor, I’m fine.” Thor’s voice dips effortlessly into an imitation of the  just-this-side-of-irritated tone Loki often takes with Thor. “He acts like it’s a crime to care about him.”
“Mm. Well.” Valkyrie sets her bottle down and leans back in her chair. “We can keep an eye on him, I guess.”
“Yeah.” Thor blows out his breath and casts another look in Loki’s direction. “Let’s do that.”
* * *
A month goes by before Thor finds Loki asleep again. This time, he goes looking for Loki because Loki was supposed to have met with Tony, only he hadn’t shown up. It was just as probable that Loki had simply ignored the meeting, but Thor worried that it was more than that.
Sure enough, he scours the house until he comes upon Loki in the bathtub. Not taking a bath - the bathtub is empty and Loki is completely clothed. He has the shower curtain drawn and the lights off; the only reason Thor finds him is because there is the very soft sound of snoring that catches Thor’s ear.
“Loki, what the hell,” he says when he finds his brother. He is torn between exasperation, worry, and a flicker of amusement. The bathtub, really?  “Loki!”
Loki stirs a little and lifts a hand, waving it tiredly at Thor. “Go away,” he says, without opening his eyes.
“Did you forget about Tony?” Thor asks. “Why are you in the bathtub?”
Loki barely lifts his shoulders. “It’s comfortable.”
Thor rolls his eyes. “You’re so weird.” He pulls his phone out of his pocket, because this is even better than Loki sleeping under his desk, and Loki still hasn’t opened his eyes. Thor snaps a couple of photos and then says, “Come on, I’ll make you some coffee.”
“I hate coffee.”
“No one hates coffee.”
“I do. I love tea. It’s like you’ve never even met me before.” Loki drapes an arm over his eyes. “Go away.”
“You don’t love tea,” Thor corrects. He pushes a hand through his hair and then sighs, perching on the edge of the bathtub. “You like it better than coffee, but you don’t love it. You love hot chocolate, but there’s no caffeine in that and the sugar’ll just make you sleepier.”
“Okay, so you have met me,” Loki concedes. “I do love hot chocolate.”
“With marshmallows.”
“Mm, yes. Can I have some?” Loki lowers his arm and finally opens his eyes. He blinks up at Thor slowly, tiredly. “Please?”
“I’m not serving it to you in the bathtub,” Thor replies.
“Spoilsport.” Loki sighs and rubs his eyes, and then yawns widely. He looks like a tired kitten, Thor thinks, with hazy eyes and sharp teeth. Thor would try to snap another picture if he thought he could still get away with it. “Okay, fine. I’m getting up.”
Thor stands and reaches out a hand to Loki. It speaks to Loki’s exhaustion that he takes it immediately, allowing Thor to pull him up. “We’re going to have to reschedule Tony,” is all he says.
“Yeah, yeah. I think the world will keep on spinning,” Loki returns with a grin.
* * *
Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie are in the den, the lights dimmed as a movie plays on the television. It’s some kind of action film that Tony had recommended, but Thor has lost track of the plot. He isn’t even sure a plot ever existed. Just a lot of explosions.
He’s been fixated on the sight of Loki and Valkyrie on the couch. Rather, he’s fixated on how relaxed and pliant Loki is. His head is resting on Valkyrie’s thigh and she’s absently running her fingers through Loki’s dark curls. In his armchair, Thor feels a strange combination of loneliness and jealousy. He didn’t even think Valkyrie and Loki liked each other very much.
Valkyrie catches Thor’s eye and she lifts an eyebrow as if to say, what?
Thor nods in the direction of Loki’s head in reply.
Valkyrie rolls her eyes. “He’s sleeping,” she whispers and, when Thor double-checks, he notices that Loki’s eyes, indeed, have drifted closed.
“Since when are you so touchy-feely with my brother?” Thor whispers back.
“He has nice hair,” is Valkyrie’s reply.
Thor makes a face at her. He doesn’t like this development, and he doesn’t know why. Loki does look peaceful, though, and it’s late enough in the evening that perhaps Loki will sleep through the entire night. Thor decides to let it go. He turns his attention back to the movie, but every so often, his gaze drifts back over to the tableau on the couch and he feels the faintest twist in his gut.
* * *
Thor is not sleeping so well these days. Twice in the last two weeks, he’s been woken up by Loki screaming. Both times, Thor got out of bed and went to Loki’s door, but he lost his nerve when it came time to knock. He doesn’t know why.
Most nights, though, it isn’t the screaming that wakes Thor. It’s the sound of Loki’s footsteps through the walls, in the hallway, Loki’s soft voice as he mutters to himself pulling Thor into consciousness. Thor worries more than he sleeps. In the mornings, Loki looks disheveled and bone-weary.
“You don’t look so great, either,” Valkyrie points out, when Thor mentions this to her.
“That isn’t the point,” Thor says.
“Thor, just talk to him.” Valkyrie’s patience seems to have worn thin. “Figure out what’s wrong. Clearly, it’s something.”
“He won’t tell me,” Thor insists.
“You haven’t even tried,” Valkyrie snaps.
Thor has to admit that she’s right. What is he afraid of? Being rebuffed, certainly, but Thor’s spent his entire life being mindful of (and reacting to) Loki’s mood swings. Getting snapped at is not the end of the world. It’s more than that, Thor thinks. It has to be.
The opportunity comes when he finds Loki curled up in an impossibly small ball underneath Thor’s bed. It is again Loki’s snoring that gives him away - soft, even, hardly a bother yet noticeable in the silence - or else he might have slept there forever and Thor never would have noticed.
When he peeks underneath the bed and he realizes what he’s seeing, he starts to laugh and wants to cry at the same time. “Loki,” he whispers as he stretches out on the floor beside the bed. He reaches one arm under the bed and pokes at Loki’s ribs. “Loki.”
Loki flinches awake, jerks upright, and promptly slams his head into the underside of Thor’s bed. “Ow,” he yelps. “Goddamn it, Thor.”
“Goddamn it, Thor?” Thor repeats incredulously. “Goddamn it, Loki! What are you even doing under there?”
Loki averts his gaze. He stretches out as much as his limbs will allow, rubbing the back of his head with one hand. “It’s comfortable.”
“That’s what you said about the bathtub.” Thor hesitates and then reaches into his pocket for his cell phone. He opens his camera and flips to the pictures he’s been taking of Loki’s various napping spots, and then shows Loki the screen. “This is starting to get weird, even for you.”
Loki scowls ferociously when he sees the images of himself. “You took pictures of me?” He swipes for the phone, but Thor pulls it away. “Delete them this instant.”
“No. I like them.” Thor neglects to mention that his original intent had been blackmail. It seems silly now. He hides the phone away again. “But this random napping is weird, Loki. What’s going on?”
“Naps aren’t weird,” Loki protests.
“Yeah, but underneath my bed?” Thor lifts his eyebrows and then, since he’s come this far, takes a deep breath and presses on. “I know it’s more than naps. I hear you at night, wandering around, pacing. I know you have nightmares.”
“Shut up,” Loki growls. He presses his cheek to the hardwood floor. “You don’t know anything.”
“I know you’re scared,” Thor continues. “I just don’t know what you’re scared of.”
Several tense beats pass. Thor stares at Loki, watching the way the shadows throw Loki’s features into sharp relief. It occurs to Thor that when he looks at the pictures of Loki asleep, he likes them because he never gets to see that soft tranquility grace Loki’s face. When he is sleeping, there’s an innocence about him that Thor thought lost long ago.
In Loki’s waking moments, that innocence is nowhere to be found. Awake, Loki is perpetually on the defensive; time and pain and loss and grief have chiseled his features to stone. He doesn’t relax even for a second. He is cracked glass - sleek and cold, impenetrable on the surface yet always waiting for the one wrong tap that would shatter him to pieces.
Thor feels an enormous sadness wash over him. Maybe this realization - confronting how wrecked Loki truly is - is what has scared Thor away from pushing too hard. He doesn’t want to shatter the glass - yet, silence is its own weight pressing on the crack. Given enough time, the glass might implode anyway.  
“Please, Loki,” Thor murmurs. “Tell me.”
Loki’s green eyes glint sharply, and then suddenly it is as if all of the fight drains from him at once. He closes his eyes and exhales a breath. “At night, when I sleep in my own bed …” he begins, “I feel … exposed. Defenseless. Each night, I tell myself this is the night I’ll feel safe. It never is. And I’m tired, Thor. Really goddamn tired.”
“You feel safe in small spaces,” Thor guesses.
Loki nods, meeting Thor’s gaze head on. “Yeah. In small spaces. Or near you ... or Val.”
Val? Thor thinks, but lets the comment pass. “You can’t keep this up forever, you know,” he says. “Sooner or later, you’re going to have to deal with it. Really deal with it, you know?”
“Yeah.” Loki sighs.
“I’ll help,” Thor offers. “If you want.”
“How?”
Thor doesn’t know. He still doesn’t know what happened to Loki to make him so frightened; he can’t fight the demons he can’t identify. He can try, though; maybe if he tries hard, Loki will trust him enough to tell him the truth, and they can fight the demons together.
For now, he simply offers a tiny smile and reaches under the bed, feeling for Loki’s hand in the dark. “I can start by getting you out of there,” he says.
Loki looks wary. He looks exhausted. But mostly, he looks at Thor with something resembling the old hero worship. It’s faint - just a glimmer behind the eyes, like something long buried starting to stir and come back to life.
“All right,” Loki says finally as he accepts Thor’s hand.
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With Great Power - Chapter 7
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Fic Summary:  Thomas Sanders is just a regular social media personality. But when he gets bit by a spider during filming one of his YouTube videos, his whole life is about to turn upside down—whether he (or the aspects of his personality) want it to or not. Platonic LAMP/CALM + Character!Thomas. Spider-Man AU.
Chapter Word Count: 3646
Chapter warnings: cursing, threats, alcohol consumption (casual and not heavy), robbery mention, please let me know if I missed anything. 
A/N: Longer chapter with a hecking lot jammed into it, but I hope it’s an okay read. Was excited about this chapter, so I hope you enjoy the ride! Finished the edits around midnight last night and decided to wait until morning to post. Edited by yours truly. All mistakes are mine. Please let me know what ya think! 
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The internet personality sits on the couch in the living room of his apartment with his laptop balanced carefully on his thighs. It’s the middle of the afternoon the following day. He’d slept until almost noon, then scrolled through twitter and the news feed that was buzzing with the blurry, confusing security footage from the bank last night.
The spider logo had been visible from the way Thomas had wrapped the sweatshirt around his face, and that’s really all the public seemed to need to stir up excitement again. SPIDER-MAN MAKES A RETURN? had been the basis for nearly every headline Thomas had seen on the subject. News anchors puzzled over the bizarre footage of someone crawling on the ceiling. He’d watched a few interviews with some of the people that had gotten out safely—none of them claimed to know anything about who this “Spider-Man” might be.
Some threads on Twitter called him a “cryptid”. Others called him a “freak”. Law enforcement officials posted about how he should have left the job to professionals rather than go “vigilante”. Most called him a “hero”.
It left a weird, but not necessarily unpleasant, feeling in his stomach.
A few reports talked about the man Thomas had fought: Al Trevors, according to several news articles. He’d been a bus driver, apparently, with a wife and twin boys who were four years old. His wife is a lawyer, who had apparently advised him to not speak to the press. There had been no official statement from Trevors.
Eventually, Thomas stopped looking into the reaction to last night and instead turned his attention to the black cardstock rectangle he’d picked up. It sits beside him on the couch. On Thomas’s laptop, the cursor blinks lazily in the Google search bar.
“Thomas, are you sure this is a good idea?”
Virgil is standing in his usual space at the bottom of the stairs, his gaze narrowed at the host.
Thomas glances up at him, then back at the card. “No,” he says honestly.
Logan appears beside the staircase before Virgil can so much as open his mouth. He smooths his tie. “Virgil, you know as well as I do that Thomas buying into willful ignorance is likely only to be detrimental.”
Virgil shoots Logan a look. “Yeah, I know, Pocket Protector. I just…” he waves a hand at Thomas’s laptop. “I have a bad feeling about it. That’s all.”
Logan inclines his head. “Understandable, given the limited information we have available to us and your inclination to protect us.”
Thomas watches as Virgil glances quickly at the Logical Side. “Right…”
“However,” Logan continues, a little bit softer, “we have a responsibility. Knowing is always better than not knowing. And you know as well as I do, Virgil, that you would feel an equal level of distress—if not a more prolonged one as well—staying kept in the dark. Especially when there is a potential threat involved.”
Virgil rolls his eyes, but Thomas can see the hesitation of thought in the Anxious Side. He’s listening to Logan. “Knwoledge is our greatest weapon, huh?” he says dryly.
Logan nods once, his certainty undeterred by Virgil’s snark. “And our greatest defense.”
Virgil pauses. Then he groans, scrubbing a sweatshirt-covered hand across his eyes. “Fine, Thomas. Look it up.”
Thomas takes a breath as Logan crosses over towards the couch and sits beside him. Virgil sits on the other side. Thomas types “ekko” into the search bar and presses enter.
The first thing that pops up is a link to the YouTube video that Joan had been talking about. It’s titled “The First Warning”. The internet personality hovers his cursor over the link. The thumbnail is a blank, black screen.
Virgil doesn’t say anything, but Thomas doesn’t miss him flipping his hood up over his hair. It’s accompanying a tightening in Thomas’s stomach that makes him scroll further down the page instead of clicking on the link. He senses more than sees Logan glance disapprovingly at him, but the Logical Side doesn’t say anything.
The links below the video are a smattering of people talking about it: Twitter threads, pop culture websites that wrote articles about it, a talk show segment where they chat about it. Thomas wonders if maybe reading about it second hand would be enough.
“Thomas,” Logan says reproachfully. “While it would be better than nothing, a video is not capable of hurting you.”
“Beg to differ,” Virgil snaps.
“You’re stalling,” Logan replies flatly. “You cannot delay this forever.”
“Uh, he absolutely can.”
“Granted. But he shouldn’t.”
Thomas scrolls up quickly to the top of the page and clicks on the link before he can lose his nerve. Virgil growls and covers his face with his hands, peeking at the computer screen between his fingers. Thomas’s hands curl into loose fists against his legs. His foot taps quickly against the carpet.
The screen starts with static and a high-pitched whine. Flashes of news footage from riots, bombings, warzones. Static glitches.
It cuts out.
Thomas can just barely make out a silhouetted figure in the dark screen before a feminine voice starts speaking. “Pity, isn’t it?”
More footage, flashing so quickly that Thomas can’t decipher it all except that it’s all violent. It’s all bloody.
“It’s been long enough. It’s time for a new age to rise.”
The dark screen returns, but the figure steps forward into the minimal light. They’re in a body suit of some kind. Entirely white. It’s a sudden contrast to the dark background. The figure leans in closer to the camera.
“Some of you will see me as your hero. Others will fear me. If you’re the latter… I’m coming for you.”
It sounds like more than an empty threat. It sounds like a promise.
The video cuts out.
Thomas takes a breath and rakes a hand back through his hair. The video is playing back through his mind, trying to piece together the footage as if it might help make more sense. The words play back through Thomas’s mind. It’s time of a new age to rise. A new age of what? What did it mean that she’d be “coming for” the people who feared her?
“Virgil, are you all right?” Logan asks and Thomas almost jumps. He’d forgotten two of his Sides were sitting there beside him.
“Peachy,” Virgil growls back with the double vocalization.
“Thomas,” Logan says, “Please take a deep breath.”
The host closes his laptop and sets it on the coffee table in front of him as he sucks in some air and releases it slowly. He closes his eyes. Breathe with me, Virge, he wills. He takes in another breath and hears Virgil do the same.
Thomas opens his eyes and though Virgil still has his hood pulled up over his hair, the Anxious Side manages a faint twitch of his lips. A reassurance. Thomas nods once to him.
“What particularly was so alarming about that video?” Logan asks after a moment. “Though clearly intended to be threatening, it seems you have seen videos and movies that would warrant a stronger sense of fear than something such as that.”
Thomas swallows and clears his throat. “Virge?” He glances at Virgil on the other side of him.
“I don’t know.” The Anxious Side huffs a little, tugging on the strings of his hoodie. “Something about it just seemed… more real than a horror movie. Like she meant what she was saying, I guess.”
Logan quirks an eyebrow. “Hm. I see.” He eyes Thomas’s closed laptop before speaking again. “Under usual circumstances, I would remark how it seemed a bit over the top in terms of its dramatics. The effects and spliced footage are clearly meant to be a fear tactic with seeming little meaningful substance upon which to base that fear.”
“Aren’t you kind of commenting on that now—”
“However,” Logan continues, interrupting Thomas, “it’s connection to recent events makes me less inclined to dismiss it so easily. A fear tactic? Absolutely. But one so easily dismissed? Perhaps not.”
Thomas rubs the back of his neck, glancing between Logan and Virgil. “So what now?”
There wasn’t anything in the video that suggested a location—either for where Ekko is, or where she’d be next. Thomas didn’t really have another plan of action, and it makes his fingers twitch with a surprising restlessness. It doesn’t help that Ekko’s line about being seen as a hero keeps replaying in his mind in a way that tightens his chest a little with discomfort.
“Well,” Logan says as he adjusts the frame of his glasses, “there are several questions left unanswered, it seems. The first being what connection, if any, does Ekko have to the attempted robbery last night? The video suggests some kind of wide-scale plan, perhaps even global given the use of news footage from around the world. So what business would someone like Ekko have in Gainesville, Florida?”
That did seem unusual, Thomas has to admit. He picks up the cardstock rectangle beside his leg on the couch, rubbing his thumb over the neat white print. E K K O.
“Speaking of wide-scale plan,” Virgil adds, sounding a bit more calm but no less worried than a moment ago, “the next question is… assuming that video isn’t just some fear-inducing media stunt, what is Ekko planning?”
Thomas sighs and scrubs a hand down his face. “Maybe that’s all it really is,” he says. “Maybe she’s just trying to get attention.” He doesn’t quite believe himself, and he sees Logan and Virgil exchange a silent glance. Neither of them says anything, but the quiet that lingers in the apartment is quickly interrupted by Thomas’s ringtone.
It’s Valerie.
“Hey, Valerie,” Thomas says, hoping his voice sounds brighter than he thinks it does. In his peripheral, Thomas sees both Logan and Virgil sink out.
“Hey, Thomas!” The familiar sound of his friend’s voice helps alleviate some of the tension in his shoulders. “I was talking to Joan, Lee, and Terrence and we were thinking of having a game night since everybody’s gonna be in town. Do you wanna join?”
Thomas smiles with a sudden relief. “Sounds awesome.”
“Did you just throw a blue shell, Talyn?! Shit. No, no, no—”
Thomas laughs as he watches his friends play Mario Kart. Joan’s corner of the screen fills with a bright blue light. A cart slams into them as it passes, sending Joan’s cart careening off the edge of the map. Thomas laughs even harder as Terrence’s square announces his victory. Joan curses again, managing to squeak past the finish line in 6th place.
“Hey, thanks, Talyn,” Terrence comments with an amused, smug smile. Talyn gives him a small salute, snorting with laughter a moment later at the look Joan throws their way.
Thomas smiles and leans back into the couch, picking up his glass of wine and taking a small sip. Turns out, a lot of Thomas’s friends had been free tonight. Lee and Mary Lee came, as did Valerie, Joan, Talyn, Camden, Terrence, and Kenny. It felt like it had been forever since he’d last hung out with his friends without it being with the intention of working on a video. Amicable chatter and friendly argument about the best character to main on Mario Kart fills the room with a warmth and comfort that is interrupted briefly by the arrival of pizza.
Mary Lee announces a food break, causing everyone who was getting ready for another round to set their controllers down as they all break into the various kinds of pizza. It was a reprieve that the internet personality had welcomed with open arms. In fact, Thomas has almost forgotten about the events of the past 24 hours when Kenny speaks up.
“So did you guys hear about that bank last night?”
Thomas shovels a bite of pizza into his mouth to avoid having to answer. Don’t say anything, Thomas, Virgil growls in his mind. Valerie points at Kenny. “Yes! Did you see the security footage?”’
“It’s a little hard to believe it wasn’t doctored somehow,” Lee chimes in as he reaches for another piece. “They swear it isn’t, though. And some of the eyewitness accounts verified that the guy was freaking climbing on the ceiling.”
“I saw this thread on Reddit,” Camden chimes in casually, reaching for a napkin, “arguing about whether or not he should count as a ‘hero’.”
Thomas glances at him. “What’d they decide?”
Camden’s mouth quirks. “It’s Reddit. You really think they arrived at any organized consensus?”
“I think it’s a little weird that he keeps covering his face,” Mary Lee cuts in, then grimaces. “If they are a he. It’s the pronoun that little kid and the hostages were using, but I probably shouldn’t assume that.” She opens a can of Coke and takes a long swallow.
“I don’t totally get why they’re hiding their identity,” Valerie adds. “I mean, both times we’ve seen them, they’ve had half their face covered. Unless they’re doing something wrong—which I don’t think they are—why hide?”
Thomas opens his mouth, but Talyn jumps in before he has a chance to reply. Part of him is grateful.
“I mean, not everybody thinks they’re doing the right thing.” Talyn sets their slice down on the paper plate in their lap. “Besides, if they can climb on the ceiling like that, there’s totally people that would try to capture them and run experiments or some shit.”
Thomas swallows. He reaches for another slice of pizza to avoid looking at any of them, even though the sudden churning in his stomach keeps him from actually taking a bite out of it.
“Talyn’s right,” Kenny says. “Plus, if they’re trying to stop criminals, maybe they’re trying to protect their family too. So bad guys can’t use their loves ones against them.”
“Bad guys?” Lee asks, more curious that argumentative. “So you think they’re a hero?”
Kenny lifts a shoulder. “Yeah, I think so. You guys don’t?”
Thomas doesn’t hear their answers, his thoughts racing ahead of him. Kenny had been right, of course. So had Talyn. Thomas hiding his face had been a mixture of both reasons, but sitting here in a room full of his friends reminds him all over again just how much had changed. How much risk is involved in what he did last night. He hadn’t just been risking his safety, he’d been risking all of theirs, too. After all, the man had reached for the sweatshirt he’d tied haphazardly around his face, and if Thomas had been just a little bit slower on his reflex…
His family would be at risk. Everybody in this room would be at risk. Everybody Thomas ever cared about.
And if he was really going to try to figure out what the whole Ekko business was about… well, that really only put them in more danger.
“Thomas? Joan?” Valerie asks, yanking Thomas abruptly from his thoughts. “What do you think?”
Thomas takes another sip of wine and shrugs, despite his racing heartbeat. He quirks an eyebrow at Joan, willing them to answer first.
Joan adjusts the beanie on their head. “I think it’s probably too early to tell. I mean, so far it seems like he’s tried to help people in need at risk to himself. Most people would probably classify that as a hero, but it depends on what you mean by the word in the first place.”
“Classic Ravenclaw answer,” Lee chimes in lightly, causing everyone to smile.
Joan laughs a little, then grabs the nearest controller. “All right,” they say. “So who am I gonna beat at Rainbow Road?”
“Oh, you’re on, Joan,” Camden announces, grabbing his back from the floor. “Let’s go.”
“Hold on, I’m still eating pizza!”
“Eat fast, Terrence. Rainbow Road waits for nobody.”
Thomas smiles and shakes his head, gathering up the discarded paper plates and napkins. He’s silently grateful none of them remembered that Thomas never answered the question.
It’s nearly two in the morning when all four of his main Sides show up at the same time, startling Thomas out of his almost-asleep state. The host groans.
“Really, guys?” he grumbles, but reaches over to the nightstand and flips on the lamp light.
“Apologies, Thomas,” Logan says from his position at the foot of Thomas’s bed. “I thought it would be best to let you rest and come to you with this idea in the morning, but Roman was rather insistent.”
Thomas rubs at his eyes and sits up. “What idea?”
“Roman and I were discussing potential strategies for dealing with some of Virgil’s concerns, and the… four of us—” Thomas frowns at the odd hesitation—“came up with a solution.”
“Oh,” Thomas says, his brow pulling together. “Um… cool. What’s the idea?”
Roman is practically bouncing on the balls of his feet. “A suit!”
Thomas’s confusion only deepens. “A suit?”
Virgil rolls his eyes, but it’s Logan that speaks up. “Of a sort. Not the type of suit you’re thinking, Thomas, but rather a suit designed with your specific superhuman abilities in mind that will maximize your potential while maintaining a certain level of identity protection.”
Thomas blinks a few times, then looks quizzically at Virgil. “Why?”
Virgil ducks his head a little and rubs the back of his neck. “I don’t know. I guess…. Your friends talking earlier got me—us—thinking about how close you’d been last night for your identity getting found out. Logan agreed that we needed something better than a sweatshirt.”
“So I then consulted with Roman,” Logan chimes in, “to see what might work best.”
Roman smiles. “And we came up with a little design idea.” Roman flicks his hand towards Thomas, who gets a sudden, clear picture in his head. A full body suit. Red and blue fabric, dark-purple-nearly-black stitching. A spider silhouette stretching along his torso.
“The spider was my idea,” Patton chimes in.
Thomas looks at Patton, disbelieving. “You wanted to add a spider? I mean, don’t get me wrong, Patton. I love it. But… I would’ve thought you’d be the last person to want a spider added onto the suit.”
Patton’s mouth tugs into a small, fond smile. “Spiders do freak me out, kiddo. But… I thought it’d be a nice tribute to the first time you helped someone with your new abilities. A reminder of the good you can do.” Mikey babbling about the Ninja Turtles flickers through Thomas’s mind, doubtlessly Patton’s doing. It makes the host’s chest swell.
“It’s perfect,” Thomas says honestly.
“After consulting with Virgil,” Logan adds, “I believe I have a fabric in mind that should be able to be a useful level of durable without being too restrictive in weight or flexibility.”
Thomas’s mind is reeling with the onslaught of ideas. “Wow. You guys all worked together on this?”
Roman is rotating the image around in his mind, giving Thomas a sharpening view of each angle on the suit. He can feel Roman’s excitement thrumming with a sudden burst of creative energy. Virgil seems quieter than he’d been previously, and when Thomas looks at him, he can see the calmer look in his eyes. Patton still has that small, happy smile.
And Logan… well, Logan has something bright and electric simmering just beneath his stoic exterior. He looks invigorated, and Thomas gets the feeling there’s something else that Logan hasn’t told him about yet.
“Indeed,” Roman says in reply to Thomas’s question. “The general aesthetic was my doing, but we each had a hand in its overall design.”
Thomas sees Virgil glance over to Logan. “There’s… one more thing about the suit,” he prompts gently.
Logan flicks his hand towards Thomas and the image in his mind zooms to focus in on the wrist of the suit, breaking it open almost like a blueprint. The host closes his eyes to focus on the schematic that Logan has sketched out in his brain. Logan’s voice floats through his thoughts, providing an explanation.
“I was considering methods for which to solve Virgil’s proposed predicament from last night regarding if you had been seen prior to reaching an acceptable proximity to Al Trevors. I eventually arrived at this concept.”
“I call them Web Shooters,” Patton chimes in brightly. “Y’know, like a spider web?”
“Indeed,” Logan says. “Although spider webs are generally lightweight and easy to dismantle, so such a term may be a bit misleading. Regardless of what you call them, I think we could construct a device that would allow you to essentially project a strong adhesive substance from your wrist or hand when activated. It could be used as a rope to retrieve things, or perhaps even to use to your advantage in terms of travel.”
Roman’s voice jumps in. “You could be like freaking Tarzan.”
Logan’s voice hums, unamused. “The point is, I see several uses for this kind of device, and I think it’s worth developing.” Thomas’s mind is suddenly overtaken with a string of chemical equations running through his mind. “I’ve already begun developing a formula, although I could use a refresher given how long it has been since your experience as a chemical engineer.”
“Oh!” Patton’s voice again. Thomas opens his eyes, his bedroom and Sides coming back into focus even as Logan continues to scroll the chemical equations through his mind. “Why don’t you see if Dr. Washington could help? Remember her, Thomas?”
Thomas does. She’d been one of Thomas’s favorite professors. “It’s been a while, but I can email her.”
Patton’s grinning as Thomas reaches for his computer. “Perfect! We’ll leave ya to it, kiddo.”
When Thomas looks up again from his computer screen, all of them have sunk out. They’re excited energy radiates through his mind. He has a feeling he won’t be getting back to sleep any time soon.
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Here are more in-depth thoughts about Thor in Endgame because I need to barf some feels about it now.
To start off with I’m just going to say that I think they went the right way with Thor in this movie. Now, when I say that—because I know a lot of my fellow Thor lovers are not happy at the moment and to an extent I am too—I am not meaning the surface of what was seen by others and a lot of the audience. 
I went into the movie knowing what was happening with him, so it wasn’t a big shock for me to see it (just the visuals were a bit surprising at first because I didn’t know what it would be like). I’m glad I knew going ahead of time because my knee jerk reaction would have been ‘oh, hell no.’ 
So what I mean by how I think for the most part they went the right way with Thor is this:
SPOILERS FOR THOR IN ENDGAME BELOW
[eta] um, didn’t realize how long this would get so if you do read it all I appreciate it and also have a cookie. <3
I think it was the right thing for him to completely fall apart and let the depression, PTSD, and trauma take over. I think that was a very clever part of letting people see underneath the surface of the King of Asgard. How could he not be fucked up by the end of Ragnarok and events of IW? It’s not possible, only a person completely devoid of empathy and emotion could just go on with their day. Not Thor. His heart is so big and so caring that he fell apart because of it. 
The delivery of the line “I went for the head” gutted me. You can hear how utterly broken he is. Kudos to Chris Hemsworth for that because damn, that was heavy. You can see him lose touch with reality in a sense after that, the final nail in the coffin of his guilt. So to see him in New Asgard, much heavier, drunk, dissociating, and suffering was pretty much the only path you can take (not meaning physical details here just the overall concept).
It’s a very real and hard look at what someone like him has been through and the results of it. It’s like Tony in Iron Man 3 with his anxiety and PTSD. How can you not go through something like that and come out on the other side all sunshine and roses?
This is what I really think they did right with him in this movie. This is more the reality of the aftermath of trauma and while yes it is presented in a very flippant and comedic way it is still very good underneath all of that. Strip it down and you see how broken he is. I think Chris Hemsworth played it very well. While his performance was still more geared for comic relief, the pain, the denial, the fear, the guilt, the sadness was still there just underneath the surface and could clearly be seen. He was muddled, rambly, defensive, moody, which for me as someone who deals with depression and anxiety illnesses on a daily basis I can 100% confirm that these are some of the symptoms of these things.
The scene with Frigga was the right move because I think that no one except Frigga could help him tip the scales of him starting to heal. I know that Thor would have been able to do it himself, but having Frigga there for him to confess to was perfect. He couldn’t tell anyone about what was really inside him because no one except Frigga would understand. Odin could have to an extent, but he’s about as comforting as a thorn bush. And Loki probably could have understood a hell of a great deal as well, but he’s gone and he has his whole host of problems and self-loathing. Frigga was the right choice for this. And I know the fat jokes were there, the only one I personally will let slide is her saying ‘eat a salad’ because that is what mum’s do. I don’t think it came from a standpoint of Thor just being heavy, I think it was more just to have him healthier and clearer headed. He’s pretty much been drunk for 5 years straight, boo needs some vitamins and good nutrition.
Also, him summoning Mjolnir at the end of their encounter was so beautiful, I thought. He really did not believe he was still ‘worthy’ and despite Odin telling him in Ragnarok that Mjolnir was basically just a hammer and Thor had it in him the whole time it’s very real that depression strips that all away. You feel like a failure, a fraud, and not worthy to anyone. To have Mjolnir come back to him like that and his face light up was just so lovely. I wish he didn’t have to have that validation, but I think it was something he needed at that moment. Need to see physically that he was still Thor and worthy of all that he is and has to offer to people.
Now, having said all that and taking away the layers that were on the surface, the surface was... not great. I don’t mean as Thor himself and the performance, but the way the movie, story, other characters treated him. And I think a good part of it was there wasn’t time to go into it. The movie did need comic relief and release of all that tension in the room. Thor was just the unlucky guy to be tasked with almost all of that.
There’s an article here that kind of goes into the thought process of the filmmakers and while I agree to an extent, I also think they went about it the wrong way.
This quote, in particular, made me think a lot:
This was their way of showing how survivors are suffering and punishing themselves after the Snap. This was a physical way of manifesting the grief and regret Thor feels. But how do you punish a deity? How do you show that someone who looks like Chris Hemsworth has let everything go?
They made him a trainwreck.
I think the real problems I had with Thor and I know a lot of others in this was that whole movie concept of ‘show, don’t tell’. They went the very, very showy route.
The weight gain honestly was a bit surprising at first when I heard about it, but really I couldn’t give a fuck. I love him no matter what. I’d still glad drag him to bed if I were given the opportunity. I just wish they could have done a better job with the actual weight on his body. Hemsworth is obviously in peak physical shape, so the obvious thing was to just slap a fat suit on him and call it a day. I really don’t think they put enough thought into how fat would have distributed on his body and frame. It’s almost as if there are *gasps* no fat people in Hollywood to talk to about this. *rolls eyes* They really could have done better with the physical aspect of his body.
The fat jokes... well, as someone who has been fat their entire life they can be very triggering for me and I honestly had one or more anxiety attacks after hearing that he would be heavier for the duration of the film before seeing it. While the fat jokes aren’t really blatant fat jokes (it’s kind of hard for me to explain to people who haven’t had similar situations like me), I was okay. I’ve heard the fat jokes before, I’ve been the victim of many fat jokes before, so while I would have preferred not to have any, I think they were the milder of what you could have. If that makes any sense.
I am very tired of the trope that the fat people are only there for the comedic relief. I wish they could have toned that down a lot because I am tired of the way media treats fat people. Tired that fat people don’t get to be superheroes unless they’re a villain or just there for the laughs or laughs as a side character that helps out the superheroes. In this way, the movie let me down and let Thor as a character down. I think Ragnarok set up very nicely the balance of Thor’s comedic side and serious side. He was funny but not funny as to diminish him as a character or the storyline. This just felt he was there to be the funny one, like Drax in GotG Vol. 2 and I haaaaaated him in that. 
One good thing they did right by him in respect of his weight is that they didn’t change it. He stayed the same during the whole film and didn’t have any special powers or short cuts to make him buff again or ‘right’ again as a large part of the toxic beauty/health industry/society has taught us. He was still the mighty Thor only with an added beer gut. 
While I felt like his final battle wasn’t as epic as it was in Ragnarok or IW, I still think he kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. 
And his Magical Girl transformation at the end... hoo boy I needed a moment there. The hair and beard with the braids it was just... ghnnnn amazing. It was true Nordic Viking God Thor right there. 
Overall his arc in this movie wasn’t as deep as I was expecting. They definitely gave that to Tony and Steve. Thor’s journey was more there for the comic relief. I’m still not sure of how I feel about the end and the way he took off with the Guardians. It felt wrong but also like it was needed in a weird way. I’m still thinking over that. What I felt was wrong is that it severely throws out what was done in previous movies about Thor and his leadership, love for his people, and him being king of Asgard. That felt like a big slap to the face for me. When I first heard of that I felt so angry, so hurt that they would throw out everything that was built up for Thor and his overall character. After seeing it I’m less of that mind, but those feelings are still there. I think it may have sat with me better if it wasn’t just Thor literally handing Valkyrie the keys to New Asgard and buggering off. Because on the surface that’s what it was. I think it would have been better if it was presented as Valkyrie as temp ruler of Asgard while Thor went off to heal or find himself, which he is doing and I want him to do, or even find a new planet to be Asgards home, but not like that. The utter devotion and care for his people was such a key point for him in the previous movies. He’s better than that and to strip that all away and just hand it off to Valkyrie even if she is technically the better leader at the moment hurts. It could have been handled so much better and have Thor not feel so OOC at the end.
I really, really hope that this isn’t the end of Thor’s story because it feels unfinished. They left it open ended for more unlike with Tony and Steve. The Guardians still have another movie and I am really wondering if Thor will still be a part of that with this story. Will he be there to tie in Angela if she is introduced? I don’t know, but I want more, not just because he is my fave but because I feel as if his journey isn’t complete. It’s like there’s something missing and he needs to have the final say and find this inner peace. Tony and Steve were given this complete circle and that circle has been closed. Thor’s has not and while I can understand we may never get that as tight as the others, I think there’s definite room for it.
After seeing this I really hope the rumours of a Thor 4 will come true, especially with Taika. I can see a really fun movie of Thor healing and learning to live with the past. Will he be out there looking for Loki? Will he be with the Guardians? Will he be out there just him doing him? Who knows.
They tried to hold onto that humour from Ragnarok and some moments they did, but ultimately they failed spectacularly with pushing it way too far. If they pulled it back some and tweaked some things with the way others interacted with him then I think it would have been a lot less jarring.
If you’ve read this far then kudos to you. I know this may seem kind of a convoluted meta and thoughts about him in Endgame and I’m still very much in a mindset of that. I loved some of what was done for him/to him in the movie and hated other things. I need more time to digest.
tl;dr version: I love Thor so gd much
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Sigyn, Wife of Loki
Author: Nat / @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69
Requested: No
Tagging: @thisismysecrethappyplace @butcanijustnot
Fandom: Tom Hiddleston?
Relationship: Married; Tom Hiddleston x Reader. Established; Loki x Sigyn
Summary: The Reader is Tom’s wife and soon she’ll be Loki’s wife as well as she plays Sigyn in the new Loki limited series.
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: None.
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You met Tom when you were cast to play Edith Cushing opposite of his Sir Thomas Sharpe in Crimson Peak. It was your first big role in the film industry and you were ecstatic to be working with such as amazing actors, but you didn’t know that you would have met your future husband on Crimson Peak’s set.
You and Tom had grown so close while filming the movie that the two of you continued to talk and hang out even after filming was over and, as the press tour rolled around and the two of you were back to spending long hours around each other, the two of you happily started dating.
You and Tom were together for two years before you married.
You loved Tom’s fans and how loyal they were, but they didn’t love you. You tried not to let it get to you, but every now and then one of his fans would say something particularly mean that would really hurt you.
Those mean comments picked up significantly after it was announced that you would be playing Loki’s wife in Marvel’s new Loki limited series. You married Sir Thomas Sharpe and Tom and now you were marrying Loki and it “just wasn’t fair.”
You, on the other hand, couldn’t be more excited. You were excited to work with your husband again and you were excited to be a Marvel actress who got to play a Goddess and you were excited to get to see Tom as Loki up close and personal.
You had always loved Loki and Tom’s subtle and powerful portrayal of emotion and Loki’s internal struggles and you were so excited to see him portray those powerful moments with your own eyes.
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Filming the series so far had been a blast. You were having a time of your life, even if the fans weren’t sold on your portrayal of Sigyn.
Today you and Tom were filming a rather intense scene between the two of you. Loki and Sigyn’s relationship was on the rocks in the series and Loki was in the midst of a rather large internal struggle and all of today the two of you were going to film the scene where he takes out all of his pent up feelings on you.
Loki had been distant from Sigyn in the beginning of the episode. He was planning on breaking up with her at the end of the episode because he knew she was too good for him and that he didn’t deserve her, which was one of the internal struggles currently plaguing Loki.
“And action!” The director called.
You and Tom stood on the set of one of the Asgardian Palace’s many secluded halls, his back to you. Upon the direction calling action, you stepped forwards and gently touched Tom’s shoulder.
“I still love you.” You whispered, your eyes on the ground.
“You shouldn’t.” Tom replied, not turning to face you.
“But I do…” You whispered and slowly retracted your hand and went to walk away.
“I don’t have a heart left for you to love.” Tom said softly, turning around.
You stopped and turned your head over your shoulder towards him. “You’re wrong, Loki.”
Tom shook his head, clenching his jaw. “Odin ruined me and I’m a monster, Sigyn. I’m not a man deserving of your affection.”
You turned back towards him and stepped closer to cup his cheek. “You’re wrong about that as well, my love.”
Tom pushed your hand away and stepped back, turning back around.
“I don’t love you.” Tom’s voice was supposed to be cold and hard. The line was directed to be a blow towards Sigyn, but Tom’s voice betrayed him and the line came out softly and full of emotion.
You swallowed and tightened your lips. “You’re lying, God of Lies.” You whispered after a moment, sticking to the script.
“I don’t love you!” Tom shouted, turning around quickly, just as scripted.
Your mouth fell open for a moment before you closed it and swallowed, your eyes welling up with tears, a few of them spilling down your cheek, just as the script said. You felt your lip tremble and you took a step back from Tom.
Tom was supposed to harden his expression and ignore your emotional reaction to his outburst, but Tom didn’t. Instead of hardening his expression, Tom’s face crumbled. His expression softened and you watched as his eyes became red with the tears gathering in his eyes. His entire body just fell, his shoulders sagging forwards as he stepped towards you.
You knew Tom and you knew that he was no longer Loki but your husband, heartbroken over the words he just shouted at you. The scene was over and everyone in the room knew it as Tom slowly broke down before you, but the director couldn’t bear to shout “cut.”
Tom stepped closer to you and gently brought his hand up to cup your cheek, his thumb gently rubbing your skin.
“That’s not true.” Tom whispered, leaning towards you slightly, his eyes bleeding pain and regret.
“I love you more than everything,” Tom’s voice was soft and it broke slightly when he breathed the word everything. “More than life itself.” Tom finished, leaning forwards to press his forehead to yours, a single tear falling due to the angle and gravity as he closed his eyes.
You smiled sadly and reached up to cup his jaw, your own eyes closing as you swayed closer to Tom’s body. “It’s okay.”
“Cut.” You and Tom heard the director say softly and Tom slowly pulled back from you and wiped his tears.
“What?” He asked, looking towards the director.
“That was beautiful, I hope you don’t mind me saying that. It was just so raw and pure and I would shoot myself in the foot later if I didn’t have that on tape. I doubt we’ll use it, I don’t think we’re there yet in terms of Loki and Sigyn’s story, but it really was a powerful moment between the two of you and we can all see how much Tom loves you, (Y/N).” The director walked over and clasped his hand on your shoulder. “I’m really glad we chose you to play Sigyn.”
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You and Loki watched the finished episodes before they were released and both of you were very surprised when you sat down to watch this week’s episode and found Tom’s character break within the episode.
It had been the first time you and Tom had seen the scene and you had to admit, the director was right. It really was a powerful moment. And, as you watched it, you realized that Tom’s character break wasn’t as evident as you as previously thought. In fact, it reminded you of his scene in Thor: The Dark World where Loki yelled at Frigga and then immediately regretted it.
Tom paused the episode after the scene and looked down at you in his arms, but he didn’t say anything. You looked up and gave him a small smile. “I think that version was better than the original idea.”
Tom smiled back at you and pressed a kiss to your temple. “I still hate that I had to yell that at you…”
You shoved your husband a bit. “For the lasttime, it wasn’t you and it wasn’t me and it’s okay.”
“Still.” He whispered and you sighed. “I love you.”
“I love you too.” You whispered back and leaned more onto Tom’s chest.
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You were nervous about the reaction the scene would have on the fans. Loki fans were scary and harsh and they were not happy about you being cast as Sigyn in the new Loki series. See, you had already “stolen Tom and it wasn’t fair that you were going to get Loki too.” So far, the reaction of your character and her relationship to Loki wasn’t very well received and you feared that they would hate the very real scene in this week’s episode.
Fortunately, you were wrong.
The fans loved the scene. The found it every bit as raw and powerful as the director and yourself had found it and the scene changed the minds of a great deal of fans on Loki and Sigyn’s relationship as well as you playing Sigyn. A large deal of fans agreed that if Sigyn had been played by anyone other than you, Tom’s wife, the relationship between Loki and Sigyn wouldn’t be as deep nor the love as visible.
You couldn’t be more happy over the episode being well received. And you couldn’t help yourself from liking a bunch of Instagram and Twitter posts you found about the scene, your personal favourite being a comparison between you and Tom, Edith and Thomas, and Sigyn and Loki. You also couldn’t help yourself from saving the photo collage and sending it to your husband.
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Marvel Universe LIVE: Age of Heroes Thoughts
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I just got back from seeing the Marvel Universe LIVE: Age of Heroes stage show at London’s O2 Arena and thought I’d share my thoughts on it.
The first thing I have to acknowledge is that I am absolutely not the target audience for this thing even a little bit.
The target audience is at absolute minimum 5 and at a huge push maybe 12 years old, with 8-10 probably being the sweet spot.
It’s essentially for kids who’ve seen the MCU, the 2010s cartoons, played the most child friendly video games, picked up the sticker books and so forth. If there were any winks to the comics or deep cuts me and my friend (who’ve both been around the block many times when it comes to comics) either didn’t catch them or they might’ve been unintentional.
But what exactly is this?
Simply put it is a stage show that runs under 2 hours (including an intermission) in which a group of heroes engage in stunts and acrobatics in a bare bones story wherein they tangle with Nebula, the Ravagers (including Yondu) and most chiefly Loki across some famous Marvel locations for control of the mystical item, the Wand of Watoomb (which debuted in ASM Annual #2!).
The heroes in question are:
·         Doctor Strange
·         Star Lord
·         Gamora
·         Rocket Racoon
·         Drax the Destroyer
·         Groot
·         Spider-Man
·         Captain America
·         Iron Man
·         Thor
·         Bruce Banner/the Hulk
·         Black Widow
·         Wasp (Hope? Janet? It is unclear)
·         Black Panther
·         And a surprise guest appearance from Iron Fist
There are also some other more minor characters of note too:
·         The Chitauri who act as Loki’s soldiers
·         Green Goblin
·         Rhino
·         Lizard
·         Electro
·         And Black Cat
Sans the Chitauri the latter villains only appear briefly in a battle just there to introduce Spidey and the Avengers (sans Iron Fist, Hulk and Doctor Strange) on stage.
The scenario is Green Goblin is committing a crime in NYC that Spider-Man shows up to stop but is then attacked by Black Cat and soon the other Spidey villains. Ultimately outnumbered and out gunned that’s when the Avengers show up to help.
From there Doctor Strange shows up to inform them that Nebula got her hands on the wand and it’s teleporting her somewhere on Earth (this was all shown earlier in the show during the introduction to the Guardians and Ravagers). With Banner’s help they narrow the locations down to K’un-Lun and Antarctica.
As the Guardians head to Knowhere to get one of the Collector’s items that will be able to take them to the wand, the Avengers split into two groups and head to both locations.
The K’un-Lun team consists of Thor, Iron Man, Wasp and Doctor Strange and the Antarctic team consists of Spidey, Cap, Black Widow and Black Panther.
They plan to bring in Bruce/Hulk if the situation gets really dire, but little do they know Loki has invade Avengers Tower in New York and captured Bruce, casting a spell on him that prevents him from getting angry and thus transforming.
Part 1 concludes with the K’un-Lun team fighting Loki who uses his magic to bring a statue of a dragon (who is clearly meant to be Shou-Lao the Undying) to live. The dragon in turn animates a group of stone soldiers to fight the Avengers who’s abilities are ineffective against them. That’s when Iron Fist appears to help out. Deducing that beating the dragon will enable them to beat the soldiers, Iron Fist ends it and the soldiers are defeated soon after. Unfortunately Loki still captures the Avengers.
In Part 2 the Guardians manage to beat the Ravagers (who are also after Rocket’s bounty) and find what they need to get to Earth.
Meanwhile the second Avengers team have found themselves in the Savage Land and the natives are not pleased to see them. Nebula is teleported there but Spider-Man webs the wand out of her (and everyone else’s) reach thus prompting a battle to reach it in time. The good guys win and use the wand’s power to take them to the other Avengers, unaware they are captured in Loki’s throne room on Asgard.
Loki soon captures everyone but thanks to Rocket’s especially dangerous big gun most of the heroes are freed. The big exception is Bruce. This is a problem because only he can penetrate the force field protecting the wand and avert disaster. Unfortunately his own prison cell won’t open.
The heroes then resolve to use a device Iron Man talked about way back in their introductory battle. In short through the power of combined positive thoughts Iron Man’s device can unleash a powerful burst of energy. The heroes (and the audience) send their positive thoughts and succeed in releasing Banner and unleashing the Hulk who saves the day.
Good guys win. Bad guys lose. The crowd claps and cheers as the actors pose and bow. Hulk and Groot squabble.
Based upon everything above you might be thinking this show is rather...well lame.
However it is in fact really, really fun!
As is so often the case with stage shows you have to actually see them (and really in person) to appreciate them, reading a summary or even a script doesn’t do them justice.
As basic and simple as the plot and characters are (we never see the heroes out of costume for instance) it is all service of the point of the show.
Cool stunts, acrobatics, fight choreography and set pieces with some of your favourite super heroes.
On that front the show is a rousing success and the story mostly works towards that end. You want deep thoughtful Marvel storytelling that’s the movies and the comics. You want just pure superhero fun, this is it.
I guess you could argue the writing could be better because it gives little in the way of stuff for the adults inevitably dragged to this by their kids like many Pixar films succeed in doing.
And yes that would have made this stage show better. Better...but not good. After all where is it written that a stage show made specifically to entertain children and just children is bad merely because it doesn’t seek to do more than that, let alone when it totally succeeds?
The stunt work, acrobatics and effects mind you are not Cirque du Soleil or anything. But they are great for what they are. Almost everything in the fight scenes works for instance, stand outs for me being the Spidey fighting his villains (especially Felicia), Black Cat vs. Black Widow (has that ever even happened in canon?), Black Panther vs. the Rhino, Cap fighting whilst on a motorcycle (I felt  the kicks!), Spidey’s own motorcycle stunts (the only time Spidey on a bike has ever been cool), Gamora vs. Nebula and everything with Iron Fist.
The only nitpick I have regarding the fights is that occasionally one character might be off to the side tossing their hands around and stamping for no reason because it isn’t their turn to get involved in the action yet. This happened with Electro actually, I don’t know why. Maybe they felt if they had him actually attack when the heroes were otherwise occupied the villains would just win.
Again though it’s a nitpick. As is the fact that when they introduce us to the Savage Land they reused stock background footage from the ‘Walking with Dinosaurs’ show that played at the O2 Arena earlier this year. To let you appreciate just how much of a nitpick this is, I’m pretty sure I was the only audience member to notice this and that’s purely because by coincidence I saw that very show way back in January.
One final nitpick which is really just me is that the gesticulations the actors make and larger than necessary body movements kind of ruined my emersion a little bit, but that’s probably a necessity for this show.
None of the stage performers were really talking, their dialogue had all been pre-recorded by professional voice actors (Cree Summers and Fred Tatasciore being the more obvious ones I caught) and if their costumes revealed their mouths they just lip-synched. As such those over the top gestures are probably an important part of the performance of the show to bring the characters to life considering there isn’t a single person acting in the role. Plus you need some way of communicating emotions (however simplistic) to the audience through distance (the O2 Arena is huge) and costumes.
Since I know so little about stage productions in general and I’m clearly not the real target demographic for this show (nor do I have children of my own so I can’t even really envision their mindset) I’m just going to talk about the stuff I liked and disliked.
To be honest the only thing I honestly disliked were the Guardians. The Guardians films are wonderful but the unintended consequence of their success is that every iteration of the Guardians thereafter (be it video games or sticker books) based themselves upon the movies. It’s not just that that gets repetitive since there isn’t as much material to draw from but it also has the unfortunate effect of making the Guardians kind of caricatures of themselves. The Guardians movies to be blunt do place the 5 main Guardians within clear cut archetypes and then builds upon that. In other media though they really are just reduced to those archetypes.
Star Lord be the cocky leader who can at times be less smooth than he’d like.
Gamora is the serious warrior woman who rolls her eyes at the antics of her team mates and has a rivalry with her sister.
Drax is also a serious warrior but more direct and there is the gag that he takes things totally literally.
Rocket is the snarky and short tempered one.
Groot is the heavy who prefers to be a gentle giant and is Rocket’s BFF.
Because they have been like that in EVERYTHING sans the MCU it’s like watching an old cartoon from the 80s or something where you know exactly what every character is going to do and how they are going to do it because everything is so stock.
In this production that’s not really that big of a problem since everyone is so simplistic and the spectacle is really the entire point. But for me personally I did just get a little bored with their scenes whereas with the Avengers I was at least curious how they were going to do Thor, Cap, Black Panther, etc. Even if their take was what was most likely and little different to most other media to feature these characters in current pop culture, there was just more there for me.
Seeing Banner used as the tech guy but also secret weapon hasn’t been done to death or the only direction you could realistically have expected for the character to have gone in this. And that’s owed to the Hulk having a long and rich history in the comics and other media from which to draw from. The Guardians technically have that, but they were so minor before the film, the simplistic takes based on the film became the default and I knew that within five seconds. Hence their scenes felt like going through the motions whenever they were talking.
Everything else in the show though I really enjoyed. I’m not going to call out the show for doing Green Goblin, Lizard or Black Cat wrong because the nature of the show simply didn’t demand it. the project called for some recognizable and colourful Spider-Man villains that could be practically realized on stage and fight the Avengers. Venom comes with baggage and is kind of too similar to Spider-Man is spectacle is all you are going for and Doc Ock or Scorpion would’ve been way too expensive. So who else are you going to have lead the villains besides the Goblin, who’s abilities allow for aerial stunts and the like? Felicia I grant you could’ve been switched out for the Shocker or someone, maybe they felt they should have at least one other female villain somewhere in the show besides Nebula.
I didn’t care though. Seeing Felicia at all in other media is generally a treat for me and seeing her realized in live action for the first time ever (in a comic book accurate outfit no less) just put a grin on my face as did seeing her duel with Black Widow.
In fact the entire Spider-Villain brawl was the highlight of the show for me and I didn’t even know it was going to be in the thing. As each villain showed up me and my friend were squealing under our breaths. If only they’d had one more villain though we could’ve gotten ourselves a Sinister Six.
How about Spider-Man himself? He was mostly done well too. Now he was obviously influenced by the USM cartoon version of Spider-Man so he sounded like Drake Belle...but a way more tolerable not really annoying Drake Belle. There was also only one moment in the show he was made to look the buffoon. Technically there was another when he was figuring out how to ride the motorcycle but that was an excuse for some impressive stunt work so it’s forgivable.
Speaking of stunt work...they straight up had Spider-Man swinging around the stage at various points, coming close to the audience and thwipping at times! It was spectacular and sensational. He even had an aerial tussle with the Goblin on his glider. That officially makes this more successful than Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark in that regard. They seemed to save Spider-Man swinging around for big moments of the show too, like they knew that was going to be the most impressive thing about it.
They also mercifully didn’t make Spider-Man sellout to the Avengers or Iron Man in any way. Iron Man isn’t treated as his Dad and he and Spider-Man barely talk to one another. Equally whilst Spider-Man is an Avenger in this and is rescued by them, it’s exactly once and he is shown to hold his own as an equal with any of the team. In fact he’s arguably the MVP of the Savage Land battle when he gets the wand.
He also has the best line of the show and one of the best I’ve ever heard from Spider-Man in general. I’m paraphrasing but it goes like this when he’s addressing Nebula (IIRC) after removing the wand from her:
“With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. And you don’t seem like the responsible type.”
I question how 55 years of Spider-Man comics elapsed with the character never saying that before this stage show!
Besides Spider-Man the character I enjoyed the most in this was Iron Fist.
I’m not a huge Iron Fist fan, I actually find him kind of pointless whenever he’s not teamed up with Luke Cage. But the mere fact that he showed up at all, that the producers cared enough to use him when he hasn’t been in a movie and kids would only know him from the USM cartoon showed there was a respect underlying the production of this show.
More poignantly these less than 30 minutes of stage time Iron Fist got in this did him better than the entire 13 agonizing hours of his Netflix show and to be honest even his much improved second season. The bare minimum anyone wanted out of this character was him to wear the suit, light up his fist and kick pull off some cool martial arts moves.
Netflix instead gave us boardroom politics for practically a whole season whilst this stage show nailed it in 5 seconds. The action choreography was especially great with him in fact and whilst his costume was unique to anything I’ve seen in the comics it captured the gist of his comic book outfits. In fact I’d go so far as to say that this might be the best Iron Fiat outfit ever!
Hulk and Groot were well realized through actors using stilts and I’m actually surprised they made Hulk the show stopper. The whole show was building towards his transformation. Maybe they just realized if he was always there they’d win too easily. I prefer to think the producers just liked Hulk that much.
Over here in the UK, obviously the MCU is big. But for most of the last 50 odd years Spider-Man and Hulk were far and away the most popular Marvel characters. Maybe that’s why they got the best moments in the show?
Iron Man was also used quite well. They respected that because he’s the most famous/popular MCU star not called Spider-Man they had to give him one big moment, but he didn’t steal the show or save the day or get more attention (outside of that moment) than anyone else the way it was too often in the MCU.
His big moment came from when the showmakers apparently either really liked the Happiness Gun from Maximum Carnage or really liked the Spirit Bomb from Dragon Ball Z because Tony’s super positive thoughts device was essentially the same concept.
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