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#source: Mean Girls
zootopiathingz · 2 days
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Charlie and Alastor: *making out*
Niffty: hey! Do you guys need anything? Snacks? A condom?
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redadidassneakers · 7 months
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James: *writing in his diary* on October 3rd, Regulus asked me what the date was
Regulus: what’s the date?
James: October 3rd
James: *writing* it was the best day of my week
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"I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap toothed."
— Raph, to Donnie
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incorrecttwsted · 1 year
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fansiesmemes · 1 month
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Katherine: Do you have a pink shirt I could borrow?
Smalls: No.
Race: Yeah, what shade?
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crybabycunt · 5 months
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Kate: And they have this book, this Burn Book, where they write mean things about the Avengers.
Yelena: What does it say about me?
Kate: You’re not in it.
Yelena: THOSE BITCHES!
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nagitosstolenhand · 3 months
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*Reading Viktors book* Ben: "Klaus Hargreeves slutty drug addict"?? Klaus: heh that's original Ben: "TOO DEAD TO FUNCTION????" Klaus: hey- that's only okay when I say it
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kingtuna · 5 months
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*on Rishi*
Fives: but if you're a clone why is your hair blond?
Echo: omg fives you can't just ask people that
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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months
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Sam: Do you have a pink shirt I could borrow?
Bucky: No.
Scott: Yes! What shade?
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liv45no · 1 year
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Morticia, welcoming Enid to their house: now, if you need anything, don’t be shy, okay? There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom! Right, Wens?
Wednesday: please stop talking.
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Iceman: Where's Rooster?
Maverick: He went out.
Iceman: *furrowing his brow* He's grounded.
Maverick: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?
Iceman: *throws his hands up in frustration*
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angelofthenight · 1 year
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Dano!Riddler: I spend 80% of my time talking about (y/n), and the other 20% of my time, I'm praying someone else brings them up so I can talk about them more. I can hear people getting bored with me, but I can't stop. It just keeps up coming up like word vomit.
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fictionaltrvlr · 6 months
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*Mobius introducing Loki to Ouroborus*
Mobius: This is Loki, they know everybody’s business, everything about everyone.
Mobius: That’s why their hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.
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witchcraftandgeekness · 11 months
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Hayley: Where's Hope?
Klaus: She went out.
Hayley: She's grounded!
Klaus: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
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stardust948 · 7 months
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Ozai: Azula! My favorite child!
Iroh: Conqueror of Ba Sing Se!
Zuko: You killed the Avatar and single handedly ended the Hundred Years War!
Ursa: You were named Firelord after your father ascended to Phoenix King!
Ruon-Jian: Your hair is amazing and you smell great!
Azula:
Azula: Are you even in my family?
Ruon-Jian: Nah. I just have a lot of feelings.
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Pansy: Lavender, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
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