#newsies incorrect quotes

[joeythefrog]

newsies as things said during my rehersals Race: I AM NOT A TWINK Albert: TWINK, ALMOST AS BAD AS TWINKOTHY CHAMALAMADINGDONG Finch: Regina is the bee and I am- I am a worker bee, and I am a bee who is also a jewish bee Race: this is the plot of the bee movie Spot: do you have a watering can on your head because you're damp, stupid, and I hate you Race: oddly specifc Spot: ...why does your voice sound like that- look the storage room is dark I can't see you Race: don't turn on the lights Spot: ... Race: I can't tell if you turned the lights on, my heads in a watering can Spot: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ONE

Albert: Race goes out and complains about it being cold and then makes us practice outside in the cold because he was too lazy to move the prop and gave up before he got inside Race: it's like three times my size :( Spot: Race pitches his song down and thinks he wont notice Jack: I thought we all knew about that and just didn't say anything Albert: we do, except I bully him about it and he shushes me because he thinks people don't know Jack: what's going on? I thought we were running meet the plastics Dave: Race fell asleep on the prop and we don't have the heart to wake him up Jack: even Spot and Al? Albert: he's curled up in a little ball and cuddling a prop teddy bear, how could you wake him up

#Race is a pretty princess #he just needs a little kissy and then to be tucked up into bed #all warm and snug with his little blankie and teddy #newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #david jacobs #spot conlon #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #newsies fandom #livesies #newsies live #newsies broadway #sprace #spralbert

[fansiesmemes]

Jack: We’ll be okay

Crutchie: Not if we don’t have a house

Jack: *Mock offense*

Crutchie: What? We don’t have a house. I can’t say we don’t have a house? *Gestures to the fire escape* What is that? Not a house

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #jack kelly #crutchie morris #crutchy morris #source: encanto

[the-realest-spot-conlon]

Alright well its long overdue for this

100 notes and I'll finish my slow burn "Shared Dorm Syndrome" by May

150 notes and ill write a newsies fic in the au of the Inheritance Games

300 notes and ill write one for the second book too

1000 ill do the third book as well

1500 ill also do the fourth

100000 and ill do the fifth once it comes out in July

OK I need yall to know that im not rewriting the entire book with the newseis characters but I will put the characters in the plots of each book I'm just not rewriting the whole damn thing

Yall r a fucking pain in my ass you know that?

Update: ok each person is only allowed to do 20 notes

#newsies #spot conlon #92sies #racetrack higgins #sprace #jack kelly #davey jacobs #newsies incorrect quotes #kosa newsies strike #the inheritance games

[hexmari]

David: So when I’m autistic it makes me awkward and weird. But when you’re autistic your just stoic and intimidating.

Spot: *Completely non-verbal just looking at David with a blank expression.*

David: God they’re right, you’re just so cool…

Inspired by this post!

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[ratboycrutchie]

Spot, trying to pull Denton up from the side of a cliff: I can't hold on Denton, you're too heavy!

Denton: pretend I'm a Newsie, Spot

*Spot's grip loosens*

Denton: NOT JACK, NOT JACK!

#newsies #spot newsies #spot conlon #bryan denton #newsies incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #92sies #newsies 1992

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Spot: There ain’t no crime in being a thief!

Davey: …What a thief does is take someone’s property without their permission. Which is a crime.

Jack: Not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind :)

Davey:

Davey: That was very smooth.

Spot: I will steal both your organs and money.

#spot conlon #spot newsies #davey jacobs #davey newsies #jack kelly #jack newsies #javey #javey newsies #javid #javid newsies #newsies #newsies musical #newsies incorrect quotes

[yourfancyclamwithdapoileinside]

Jack: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

David: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and father forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity.

Jack:

Jack: I can't tell if you're joking or not.

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[emmedoesntdomath]

davey, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

sarah, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

davey: I can be multifaceted!

#sarah let him have his gay crisis in peace damn #newsies #92sies #uksies #livesies #west endsies #manhattan newsies #davey jacobs #david jacobs #newsies david jacobs #jack x davey #javey newsies #javey #javid #javid newsies #sarah jacobs #jack kelly newsies #jack kelly #newsies incorrect quotes #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

[bwaybby09]

During a Tornado Warning:

Les: What do we do if the tornado hits us?

Spot: Uh, what do we do if the tornado hit us? I'm not sure, maybe get blown away by it?!

Race: No, no, you hide under a doorway.

Katherine: No, no, no. That's an earthquake.

Davey: Actually, they say you're not supposed to do that anymore.

Albert: Who cares what they say not to do for something that's not happening.

Jack: They say that you should go towards the eye of the storm.

Spot: Where’s the eye of the storm, Jack?

Jack: I don’t know…

Spot: That’s what I thought.

Crutchie: Tell someone you trust.

Jack: No Crutchie, that's only if the tornado's molesting you.

*bonus*

Race: Okay, this is just a drill! Everyone grab a clutch buddy!

(Race grabs onto Spot)

Spot: Oh, get off me! No!

Race: Hold on to me!

Spot: Get off me!

Race: I am saving your life!

Spot: I don’t wanna be saved by you!

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[make-friends-with-the-rats]

Day 4 of Found 'Em in a Dumpster

David: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

@newsiesficchallenges

(pretend I posted this yesterday)

#newsies incorrect quotes #1992 newsies #newsies 1992 #1992sies #92sies #david jacobs

[doththymayo]

Racetrack: Some guy tried to stab me and stole my favorite jacket.

Davey: Wtf are you okay?

Davey: You didn't tell me you got stabbed!

Racetrack: Yeah, because it's not a big deal, let's focus on the bigger issue.

Racetrack: My jacket.

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[joeythefrog]

Race has a habit of whenever he feels awkward he responds to whatever the last person said with "that'd be a cool band name" "my parents are getting divorced and I think I'm mentally ill" "that'd be a cool band name" "Race what the fuck"

#he's just so awkward #he needs things to be upbeat and uptempo or else he'll crash #he's great socially but not when things aren't upbeat #i cite king of new york as an example #racetrack higgins #newsies #newsies fandom #92sies #newsies live #livesies #newsies broadway #newsies incorrect quotes

[fansiesmemes]

Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains

Jack: A ray of hope for Race then

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #david jacobs #davey jacobs #autistic davey jacobs #source: tumblr

[the-realest-spot-conlon]

BOROUGH WHAT GAVE ME BOITH

FRIENDLIEST PLACE ON OITH

PAY US A VISIT AND SEE WHAT WE MEANS

AND WHEN YA DO (WHEN YA DO) (WHEN YA DO)

WE'LL KICK YA HALFWAY TO QUEENS

#92sies #newsies #spot conlon #racetrack higgins #sprace #jack kelly #davey jacobs #newsies incorrect quotes

[ratboycrutchie]

Jack: Davey?

Davey: what?

Jack: are you awake?

Davey: who do you think said 'what'

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[homosexual-newsboy]

hey that's my cigar

youll steal another

hey look its bathtime at the zoo

i thought that I'd surprise my mother

your moms a whore

who asked you

#newsies #newsies live #uh #newsies incorrect quotes #maybe #I just had a thought and there it is #newsiessss #newsies fandom #newsies broadway #Broadway newsies