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why do the fruity men in musicals wear this fit. is it by contract or something

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"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay? I'm a master of torture, it gets me high? to show you the horror of staying alive?

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You're flirting?? My knees have been obliterated and I'm bleeding out on the floor and you're flirting??

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🎶Spies are foreveerrrrrr It's a musicallllllll🎶

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Spies Are Forever + Letterboxd reviews

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Gay people can never flirt normally it’s always some shit like “you’re a caveman and I invented fire”

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Has this been done before…

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Something fun is that under any other circumstances I would mock Spies Are Forever for having an unrealistically named main character

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Hey are we still thinking about that modern AU because I have this to give y’all.

whos texting who is entirely up to interpretation

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Owen "Spent four years pretending to be dead, whilst secretly concocting an elaborate plot to take revenge on his ex boyfriend by gradually dismantling every principal he has ever believed in, thus making his entire life purpose obsolete" Carvour: Here's some advice, Curt. It's called moving on.

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it's crazy to me that Spies Are Forever, a musical which has a jewish guy playing a nazi with a Hitler puppet on his hand and glitter in his pockets... also somehow has a scene between the lead character and his ex-friend now great enemy, which reveals for certain that they used to be gay lovers, that goes "what about our secret? the moments we shared, the feelings we had... for each other" "that secret died the night you left me for dead" to a quiet smoke filled stage, before the lead character shoots his ex dead, like... what?

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SPIES ARE FOREVER STAIRCASE SCENE; ROLE SWAP WITH JOEY AND CURT

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I came here to have a good time

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Someone tell him to stop reopening the wound 🙏🙏🙏 (not actually though he gives fuel to the fandom and it’s 10 people and we need it)

Edit sorry but Curt Mega is actually insane for still fueling this fan base like??? Every other celebrity loves being all “ugh can people shut up about the popular thing I was in a year ago 😒😒 ur so lame for still liking it move on” but Curt is our #1 supporter for this 7+ year old musical and I appreciate more every day

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That’s so weird @ghostface-knight because..??!

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Son of sea foam 🔛🔝

#Son of Sea Foam #ao3 #ao3 funny #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson

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“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”