#incorrect newsies quotes

[military-newsboys]

Jack: This is not coffee. This is twenty bottles of five-hour energy and four cans of Monster mixed with cocoa powder. Jack: I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating two hours ago.

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[ratboycrutchie]

Spot, trying to pull Denton up from the side of a cliff: I can't hold on Denton, you're too heavy!

Denton: pretend I'm a Newsie, Spot

*Spot's grip loosens*

Denton: NOT JACK, NOT JACK!

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[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: *indicating both of them* What's this about? Am I kiddin' myself or is there somethin’…

Husk: Of course there is.

Angel: *completely flabbergasted* Well, don’t say it like this happens every day!

Husk: *completely head-over-heels* Oh, Angel.

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[little-miss-biatch]

Davey: Who else thought Jack and I were together?

Davey:

Davey: Jack put your hand down

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[abovethefoldd]

Jack: *accidentally hits Davey in the face*

Jack: *trying to decide between ‘im fucking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’*

Jack: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Davey: What’s wrong with you?!

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[newsiesreference]

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[doththymayo]

Racetrack: Some guy tried to stab me and stole my favorite jacket.

Davey: Wtf are you okay?

Davey: You didn't tell me you got stabbed!

Racetrack: Yeah, because it's not a big deal, let's focus on the bigger issue.

Racetrack: My jacket.

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[shsl-fander]

Katherine: Did you know theres a rumor going around?

Davey: What that we're gay for each other?

Jack, not paying attention: OH MY GOD TWIZZLER GUMMIES

Jack: No see I'm straight but if there was a man I'd marry it would be Davey

Katherine: How do you feel about that Dave?

Davey: …It's not helping with the rumors

Katherine: I think the kiss you shared on my BIRTHDAY isn't helping with the rumors

Jack: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tounge

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[metallicmikus]

Newsies Characters but as quotes from my friends! (some of these are a bit suggestive just because my friends say some shit)

- Race: “So we’re going to the whore house?”

- Race: “I have an oath to money… and whores!”

- Specs: “Put that guy (Les) in a cage and see if he smells a gas leak.”

- Jeremy Jordan playing Jack Kelly: “I’m almost 27. I’m one foot in the grave.”

- Finch: “What in the Freddy Faz fuck are you saying?”

- Les: “I love going to church cause there’s a surprising amount of verses that say among us.”

- Davey: “All my therapist have been millennials and I think that’s why I haven’t gotten better.”

- Katherine: “Kelly with an e?” Jack: “No, it’s a K.”

- Jack: “Something about that man is so flamboyant I was taken aback.”

- Romeo: “Wait, you have twink magic?”

- Albert: “If I smelled a really good pie right now, I would be floating.”

- Romeo: “I hope a woman gets aboard your ship and sinks it with her titties.”

- Elmer, while stabbing his food with a fork: “I wonder if this is what jesus felt like.”

- Race: “Spot, if you were gay, you would suck some mean dick.”

- Race: “He’s the reason I want a dick, to put it in him.”

- Albert: “I am within beating distance: 5ft.”

- Crutchie: “Davey, you’d make a great jewish man. I hope you know that.”

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[somewhere-in-santa-feeee]

Race: Happy Women day !

Race: Bc ur a Woman !

Spot: Thanks?

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[theatre-loverr]

Race: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? 

Albert: What the hell!? 

Race: Oh, sorry, my bad. 

Race, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? 

Albert, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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[military-newsboys]

Katherine: Take a look at this map of the world-

Jack: You just keep one of those on you?

Kathrine: Of course, in case I ever need to prove my point in an argument.

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[ratboycrutchie]

Jack: Davey?

Davey: what?

Jack: are you awake?

Davey: who do you think said 'what'

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[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

[A normal morning at the Hazbin Hotel]

Husk: Hey! That’s my cigar!

Pentious: You’ll ssssteal another!

Vaggie: Hey, assholes! We’ve got work to do!

Charlie: I thought that I’d surprise my mother-

Angel: If you can find her-

Everyone: Who asked you?!

*BONUS*

Alastor: It takes a smile that spreads like butter…

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[little-miss-biatch]

Davey: can I be frank with you guys?

Race: don’t see how changing your name is gonna help but all right.

Jack: shhh, let frank speak.

Davey:

Davey: for fuck’s sake

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[abovethefoldd]

Esther: DAVID EPHRAIM JACOBS!

Davey: But-

Esther: NO ‘BUTS’, YOUNG MAN! I SENT YOU OUT THERE TO FEED OUR FAMILY! ITS YOUR SECOND DAY ON THE JOB. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ON STRIKE?! ITS BEEN LESS THAN 48 HOURS!!!!!!

*Sarah comes home*

Esther: Sarah, you still have a job, right? Please tell me you still have a job.

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