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military-newsboys · 46 minutes
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Ice: What are you thinking about? Mav: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow. Ice: What's wrong with you? Mav: Do you want a list?
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military-newsboys · 2 hours
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Buck: I win! Bobby: It's therapy, there are no winners or losers. Buck: Sounds like something a loser would say.
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military-newsboys · 3 hours
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Ice: Every body know what they're doing? Mav: In general or the plan? Ice: The plan. Mav: *Relieved sigh*
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military-newsboys · 5 hours
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Jack: I know I’ve been talking about Davey all morning. But another thing I love about Davey is, he just gets me.
Race: Can he come get you right now?
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military-newsboys · 13 hours
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Sam: I'd say we launched our attack in a most auspicious manner. Dean: I don't know what that means, but we sure scared the bejeebers out of that bitch!
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military-newsboys · 23 hours
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Davey: I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on
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Cyclone: See this? This is my "I don't care" face. Maverick: That's your normal face.
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Mav, triumphantly: I regret nothing!! Ice, tiredly: I regret everything.
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Buck: Okay, how do I flirt with Eddie?
Maddie: Just try complimenting him.
Buck: I can't compliment him, he might think I like him.
Maddie: What the hell is wrong with you?
Buck: crippling abandonment issues?
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Ice: Thoughts? Mav: No thanks, I'm trying to cut back.
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My mom's side of the family is half from Ukraine/Poland (where people shot my great-grandfather in the head during dinner because he was Jewish) and half from Israel from before WW1 (as far as we can trace).
My dad's side of the family was chased out of Yemen and Iraq. Jews are still not allowed to set foot in those countries by the way.
So where do you want me to go? Because I'll go. Believe me, if I had a choice and could take my baby brother far away, to a place where no one will shoot at him on a daily basis, I would.
But I have no place else to go. WE have no place else to go. So I'll ask again; when you say "go back to where you came from!", where should we go? What solutions are you offering?
Should we "go back" to the streets that still reek of our brothers blood?
Should we "go back" to the Eastern countries, where we will hang for the crime of being born a jew?
Should we "go back" to a place we, our mothers, and some of our grandmothers haven't set foot in?
Should we "go back" to the countries our grandmothers can't stand hearing the name of, countries that are filled with the mass graves of our families?
To the countries who's languages we don't speak. Countries we have never seen, who make our grandparents quiet and tearful? Who's passport we don't hold, who are so far removed from our identity they could be anywhere else?
Or perhaps the countries who are ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL US RIGHT NOW?
And what about those born here for generations? Those who can't track their family back anywhere but here? What will they do?
Even if we'll all be granted nationalities of the countries our grandparents and great grandparents dare not speak about, we would still have no where else to go.
So please, what is your final solution to the Jewish problem?
Jews 👏were👏not👏welcomed👏in 👏Middle Eastern 👏countries!!👏
Stop with the revisionism jfc!! They were exiled/killed/forced converted/faced discriminatory laws
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Cas: I love you
Dean: I'm glad one of us does
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Dean: I'm unpleasant when I'm hungry!
Sam: You're always unpleasant.
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Dean: What makes you feel better when you feel terrible?
Sam: Family.
Dean: Ew.
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Sam: I'm worried about you. Dean: *dunks Oreo in whiskey* Why?
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Judge: I find you all guilty of-
Sam: Objection, lack of evidence
Judge: sir-
Dean: Objection, lack of bitches
Judge: But-
Dean: Objection, lack of a father
Judge: 
Dean: Objection, lack of a hairline
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military-newsboys · 2 days
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Charlie: My father taught us not to lie.
Dean: Well, mine taught me not to starve; so we both have an education.
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