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thegracefulq · 8 hours ago
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Sam: I thought that sign over there that said "picnic area" said "panic area" and I was about to take a selfie in front of it.
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mikeluciraphgabe · 13 hours ago
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Gabriel: Why do doctors need to know your birthday if they already know your age?
Raphael: Why not.
Gabriel: Ok that’s fair.
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Cas: I’m gonna divorce you.
Dean: WHAT?
Cas: I want to marry you again.
Dean: Oh. I mean, sure, why not.
Dean: ... Cas, we’re not married.
Cas: ... Oh.
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Fizz: So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Morbos: Occasionally I miss boring.
Fizz: Alright, so this demon bull-
Morbos: I miss conversations that didn’t start with “demon bull”.
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mikeluciraphgabe · a day ago
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Micheal: I think we’re missing something.
Lucifer: Teamwork?
Gabriel: Cohesion?
Castiel: A general sense of what we are doing?
Micheal:
Balthazar: Oh Raphael! We forgot them!
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Sam: how broke are you?
Kevin: if someone robbed me it would just be practice for them
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mikeluciraphgabe · a day ago
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OP: Thoughts on cats and dogs?
Micheal: I like cats better but dogs are cute. I like bigger dogs compared to smaller.
OP: That’s a valid response.
Gabriel: I don’t really mind for ether but I prefer dogs.
OP: Ok fair.
Raphael: Same thing as Gabe but instead, I prefer cats.
OP: Because of Frog?
Raphael, smiling: Yes.
Lucifer: I’m allergic to cats and I don’t like dogs.
OP: Get the fuck out of my house.
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mikeluciraphgabe · a day ago
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Lucifer after being stabbed, teary eyed: I don’t wanna die.
Gabriel, an honorary Gen Z™️: Then don’t.
Raphael, frantic: GABRIEL-
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Dean: how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?
Bobby: what do you mean?
Dean: you just seem nicer than usual
Bobby: i’ll punch you in the face if you want
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mikeluciraphgabe · a day ago
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Raphael: If I get pushed into the pool this Summer, I’m not swimming back up. Enjoy your murder charge.
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riverheart5 · a day ago
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Sam: Okay Cas, do your thing
Cas: Stop it. You think every time you send Dean to say "please? For me?", I'll do whatever you want. Well, it's not going to work this time.
Sam:
Dean: … Please? For me?
Cas:
Cas: Damn it
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mikeluciraphgabe · a day ago
Raph I must ask, I am a person of color and I wanted to know if you’re in tune w that identity ya kno? Either way you’re invited to the carne asada(you too mike)
(as OP I’m sorry if I say something wrong. Please correct me if I do.)
Raphael: Like if I were a human would I identify as a person of color and be in touch with the culture? Most likely. As angel, obviously there isn’t a “race”. If/when I possess someone, I do try and learn about them a bit, and that means I learn about their culture. I know you guys see me as African American when you think of me (this version anyway) but my true form isn’t. Everyone single angel is so white it almost isn’t there. It’s part of why humans can’t comprehend us. We do, however, have different things for wing color. I don’t know if that counts because wing color is not really the same as skin color.
Micheal: Wing color kinda just helps us know what we are going to do better in life. Like purple, green, and lime will most likely be health. Blue, red, and orange usually do something with fighting or singing. Yellow, light orange, and goldish do messaging mostly. You don’t have to do those things if you don’t want to but, for whatever reason, the color helps a lot.
Raphael: Yes. Thank you, brother. This got off track very quickly. Long story short, yes I think I would be in touch with it if I was human. And I would love to come to Carne Asada.
(Again as OP, is that like a party? I looked it up and it says it’s a dish of meat. It sounds good tbh🧍‍♀️)
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incorrecthsrquotes · 2 days ago
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Homestar: Good things do happen, Stwong Sad!
Strong Sad: Not in my experience.
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mikeluciraphgabe · 2 days ago
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Zachariah: I’m gonna jump!
Micheal, feet up and eating popcorn: DO A FLIP!
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thegracefulq · 2 days ago
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Sam: I should go to sleep....but....
Dean: but...? Just go to sleep
Sam: ...no I'm going to go watch Star Wars
Dean: just go to sleep!
Cas: I'll watch Star Wars with you Sam
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mikeluciraphgabe · 2 days ago
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Micheal: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Raphael, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Claire: Hey, Cas?
Castiel: Yes, Claire?
Claire: How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it's running?
Castiel, laughing: Why would you need to know that, Claire?
Claire:
Castiel:
Claire:
Castiel: whERE'S JACK
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