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#incorrect 911 quotes
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Hen: How has coming out been treating you? Buck: Oh, I don't tell people off the bat that I'm bisexual. Chim: Why exactly? Buck: Because I like to wait until they say some homophobic shit, and then I laugh and am like, "You know I'm bisexual, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Tommy and Eddie: That's so hot.
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bellabrady · 3 days
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babygirl-diaz · 2 days
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Eddie: Guys, so the funniest thing just happened. Chris' new Biology teacher dropped coffee on me and then gave me his number, offering to DRY CLEAN my Old Navy jeans and shirt Tommy: That's not funny? Buck: He did what? Eddie: Yeah he's really nice, if a little naive. Tommy: You sure he's the naive one? Eddie: What's that supposed to mean? Buck: He was hitting on you! Eddie: No, he wasn't! Tommy: Did he smile a little too much and try to find ways to touch you? Eddie: Wh- Buck: Was he really shy and awkward at first but then gained confidence and got cocky really fast? Eddie: That oddly sounds like how you two flirt. Anyway, I gotta change. Be right back. Buck: So we're gonna find where this guy lives, right? Tommy: That's a bit extreme. But yes, yes we are.
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starsforbuckley · 1 day
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Buck, about Eddie: Can I tell him that he looks nice?
Maddie: Sure.
Buck: Can I tell him I respect him?
Maddie: Maybe.
Buck: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our future three cats and four dogs?
Maddie: …
Maddie: I’d save that for later.
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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For legal reasons it's a joke, but why I can see this happening during 7x4😂(Tommy likes hand out with Eddie but he also knows it's perfect way to know more about Evan)
Eddie: let's break an ice and ask each other some questions?
Tommy: yeah, why not
Eddie: ok, your favorite color?
Tommy: green. Does Evan into men? What is his type?
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incorrect118buddie · 3 days
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Maddie: Eddie , that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Buck : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Eddie : Oh yeah? *gets really close to Buck * How about a muffin on the house baby?
Buck , giggling: I’m pretty.
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*chaos trio breaks into Bobby’s office looking for smth*
Hen: chim, you look in his desk. i’ll search the filing cabinets. buck, you’re lookout
Chim: on it
Buck: what’s the signal?
Hen: what signal?
Buck: the ‘he’s coming’ signal
Chim: some form of bird noise maybe?
Hen: just say ‘he’s coming’, i think we’ll get the point
Buck: that’s not a proper signal
Chim: can you make a bird noise?
Hen: no! no bird noises!
just-
Buck, loudly: SIGNAL! SIGNAL!
Chim: yeah, that should work
Buck: no, you moron! *points at Eddie and Bobby walking over* SIGNAL!
Hen: deny everything, he has no proof
*trio tries to look normal*
Bobby: what the hell is going on?
Chim: you were supposed to stall him Eddie!
Hen: chim shut up!
Eddie: i tried!
Bobby: if you idiots thought sending eddie to do small talk was gonna work, you deserve to get caught
Buck: *snorts*
Hen: yeah, that’s on me
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silena-laney-laney · 2 days
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Eddie: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Bobby, exasperated: WHY?!?
Bobby points at Buck: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Bobby points at Chimney: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Bobby points at Hen: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Bobby: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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veryincorrect118 · 2 days
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Buck: I just want someone to take me out.
Eddie: Like on a date or with a sniper?
Buck: Surprise me.
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buck: hey, are you okay?
eddie: *hopelessly devoted to you blasting from his phone endlessly* *lowers volume* what was that?
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salemsvlog · 7 days
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Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles
Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:
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Buck: You act real tough and confident until it's nap time, and you want to be the little spoon.
Tommy, mumbles: I'm tough.
Buck, holding him: Wanna be big spoon?
Tommy: No. I'm the pillow princess, I get to be the little spoon.
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bellabrady · 3 months
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incorrect buddie quotes part idk
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babygirl-diaz · 20 hours
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Eddie: I am so exhausted. How am I gonna go up the stairs? *pouts* Buck: Are you trying to get one of us to carry you upstairs? Eddie: I mean, what's the point of having two boyfriends who are built like a truck if they can't carry me up to the room and ravish me? Tommy: Ravish you? What are you, some Harlequin novel heroine? Eddie: Baby, I am better than a Harlequin novel heroine. I actually let you fuck me however you want without accidentally knocking me up.
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starsforbuckley · 2 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Eddie: Hey, what’s up?
Tommy: The sky.
Eddie: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Tommy: Oh, Buck.
Buck: *highfives Tommy* Nice!
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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Buck: Welcome to the 'Fuck Evan Buckley' club, where we discuss all the reasons you think I've been a bad friend. We talk, work through them, and move on.
Eddie:... I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.
Tommy: Me, too.
Taylor: I could go either way.
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