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youd think id get used to being human after all this time

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Klaus Mikaelson Alphabet: E is for Elijah

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oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..

other parents: how did you do that?

Me:do what?

Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..

Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross

Other parents:we don’t get it.

Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.

Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?

Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?

Other parents: thats not true

Me: have you tried it?

other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984

Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?

other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..

Me: i fail to see your reasoning…

Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…

other Parents: he talks??

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#the umbrella academy #4th season of the vampire diaries #greek mythology #so many examples

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That face

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source

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Mobility assistance

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when I go to a ship page for shits and giggles and so I can laugh and internally pick fun at it only to start shipping it myself

#jegulus #for me it was them

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Are they lovers?

Worse.

They are shipped by people on ao3 and tumblr.

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your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

#🥰 #do i die from... simping? being cute? answers may vary

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happy mother’s day to Ketterdam!! thanks for birthing our beloved Kazzle <3

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just wylan, his boyfriend, and his boyfriend's weird friend who loves breaking and entering and also: hovering ominously

#poor wylan #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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Reasons to watch Lilo and Stitch

backgrounds are literally watercolor how rad is that?

cute aliens

all them round shapes

sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters

the existence of David Kawena literally the best human ever

how they actually respect Hawaiian culture and make fun of tourists

music that’s in Hawaiian but impossible not to try and sing along to

Hawaii

Cobra Bubbles, CIA

early 2000s girl-pop version of Elvis Presley at the end

#jumba and pleakley are a married couple your honour