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rachelsfav-queer · 2 days
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Wednesday: It’s on my bucket list to rediscover the classic torture technique of being crushed by elephants.
Enid: WEDNESDAY! YOU WILL NOT LET ELEPHANTS STOMP ON YOU!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *Sighs and rolls her eyes* Yes, mi amor.
Enid: Wednesday…
Wednesday: *stomps her foot and huffs* Fine! I won’t let any elephants stomp on me…. not even baby elephants.
Enid: Wait! *whispers* Do you actually have baby elephants?
Wednesday: *smiles* Of course, mi lobo. Do want to see them?
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iamfandomcrazy · 16 hours
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Making a film for class
Tyler: Ajax, you're playing my father Ajax: I don't want to be your father Tyler: Perfect. You already know your lines
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Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.
Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-
Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: And… She looked good doing it.
Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.
Enid: You tell him baby.
Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.
Enid: Yay!
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.
Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.
Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.
Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.
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unsaid-nevermore · 1 year
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enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.
gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.
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Enid: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-
Thing: Wednesday’s in love with you
Enid: w h a t
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writerswho · 1 year
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Wednesday: Enid texted me “your adorable” so I texted her back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”
Eugene: And?
Wednesday: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I’m not gonna say anything.
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enid: man sure is dark in here. wednesday: enid: i'm not scared or anything. wednesday: enid: i mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir. wednesday: do you want me to hold your hand? enid: yes please.
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callmefirefly · 1 year
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Enid: What time is it?
Wednesday: I don’t know, pass me my cello and we’ll find out.
Wednesday: *Plays the cello loudly and extremely out of tune*
Xavier: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE CELLO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Wednesday: It’s 2 am.
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sqwirrl · 1 year
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Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace
Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*
Enid: She has a knife
Wednesday: several knives
Enid: She has several knives
Wednesday: and a hand grenade
Enid: Mom please don’t say anything
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gmarseln · 1 year
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Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?
Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.
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iamfandomcrazy · 16 hours
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Enid: I don't understand why people are so obsessed with top and bottom. If I had a bunk bed I'd sleep on both Ajax: Wednesday: Tyler: Wednesday: I'm gonna tell her Tyler: No you're not
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Enid: Dude can I borrow your jacket? I’m cold.
Wednesday: *affronted* Your tongue’s been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude.
Enid: Sorry. My mistake.
Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday’s face* Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* …dude is fine.
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Wednesday: You named your boat the Black Cat.
Enid: Yes.
Wednesday : So...you like cats?
Enid: Yes?
Wednesday : *intense eye contact while slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Wednesday: Enid, when I die, you have to die too.
Wednesday: None of this “she would want you to move on and be happy”.
Wednesday: No, I wouldn’t. Get in the casket.
Enid:
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Enid: Babe, babe, do the thing!
Wednesday: [Genuinely smiles]
Enid, breathlessly: oh my god..
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Enid: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath
Enid: *realizes it's Wednesday*
Enid: wait that's MY psychopath-
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