#they absolutely would wingman eachother

[amustikas]

I feel like Nøkk and König would be friends

Like they would borrow each others hood on halloween or something

I think they would try to wingman for eachother too

#call of duty #könig #rainbow six siege #nokk #they absolutely would wingman eachother

[alexisomnias]

— "VIDIA" . . . | twst

⤷ you're in a poly relationship with Idia Shroud and Vil Schoenheit!

requested by anonymous ,,,

characters | VIL , IDIA

• idia was the last to join the relationship. it actually happened recently after his overblot, and vil was the one to take the initiative. Its not wrong to say you've had your own feelings for the Shroud heir, and you're quite pleased to hear that he felt the same!

• Idia is SO shy within the first step of the relationship! Vil is a literal MODEL, and you're so cool (you literally have dealt with 6 overblots!) and he's just... a nobody!!! (he literally is an heir of a well-rich company)

• Idia got so flustered when you and Vil wished to partake in video games, like seriously??? you and him having matching statuses, and message frequently on twistcord. In the off case, you two have matching profile pictures! Unfortunately Vil can't join in on the fun due to his company work...

• Vil is LITERALLY so worried about your guys' health. like does he seriously need to do everything? He always ALWAYS loves helping you and idia with selfcare! whether that be face masks and cucumbers, or braiding hair. he's a large fan of keeping mental health in tact! and he only wishes for you and idia to be healthy physically and mentally.

• you and vil make the most public appearances as a couple! for idia is much too shy, and when you're feeling shy yourself its completely fine too! it's not uncommon that your name comes up alongside vil's! or even idias! its shocking to some that somebody they've never heard of scored TWO rich baddies.

• you are the center of the relationship, as much as you three love eachother equally, they spoil you and engage in the most affection with you! of course if your comfortable. You're normally in the center of hugs and kisses, plus you get bought the most gifts. Vil and Idia would spoil eachother, but unfortunately they don't know all too much about their interests lmao

• speaking of interests, its a habit to listen to eachother ramble about them! its quite adorable, seeing two of the three listen intently to the other talking. It's definitely an act of love when i tell you listening is ALL that they do! And hopefully, you're a good listener too!

• vil definitely gives out the most positive affirmations! he NEEDS you and Idia to feel loved, and adored. (and if you experience anxiety like idia, worthy of him for you two are more then worthy.)

• you and Idia are Vil's number one supporters and fans stg, always there to hype him and any of his content up!! you guys watch his movies together and just PRAISE the hell out of his work! Always showing up to his events, meet and greets, or 

• Vil absolutely stands up for you two. NOBODY talks about HIS partners like that, nuh uh! He WILL absolutely ruin a persons reputation and make them feel like good for nothings if they even say a negative about you two

• you three actually are very good at communication! there's almost no miscommunication, holding off issues, and you guys talk when needed. Vil normally enforces it and gets you three for minor couple counselling (without the councilor) to ensure everything is going smoothly and everyone is happy!

• Vil organizes the most dates, he's quite good at choosing places you all like, and keeping you and idia comfortable and having fun. Lots of love with every date.

• Idia ADORES when you and Vil sleep over in his room! Oh how he loves the feeling of you and Vil in his comfort space :') makes him feel so safe and happy

• Ortho is your number 1 shipper lmao, he's idia's wingman, ensuring everything goes smoothly too! He's collectively your little brother,,,

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #idia shroud x reader #vil shoenheit x reader #polyamory #suns pencil.

[shirefantasies]

Hi Marti! I think I've got a doozy for ya, hope your up for it. How do you think The Company of Thorin Oakenshield would go about trying to set two folks up, like romantically? What's everyone's like technique I guess- who's more straightforward with introducing people to eachother, who's a background guy like manipulating things so the two potential lovebirds end up sharing space at a public event, who's talking up the other person when they aren't around, who's explicitly like 'you and this person would make a cute pair.' and. and and and- most importantly- how does this change if this involves their brothers/relations? I'm grinning so damn hard rn, I believe in you!

I'm absolutely obsessed with this ok??? YES 🅱️LS (also, portraying this like it’s you & another company member hehe)

Warnings: a suggestive joke or two

How Thorin’s Company Would Set You Up With Someone

Balin

✧ Sensible, subtle, simple. His approach will be more along the lines of getting you and his target to spend more time together.

✧ He’ll ask you both to go complete a task like gathering firewood together.

✧ As you two (even if forcibly) are spending more time together, he might start bringing them up more, daring to ask a question about that.

✧ One tell he has is the proud, sly little smile that can sometimes be seen upon his face as you two interact.

✧ When you two actually get together, he makes his grand reveal, smugly telling you both he’s been around long enough to be able to tell when two are right for each other.

Dwalin

✧ Has no clue what he’s doing, frankly, and likely is only doing it because his brother or someone else roped him into it.

✧ Or else he has a really strong protective instinct toward you, the other company member, or both. Then it becomes a matter of greater urgency, more based upon the concept of making sure you are with someone he trusts. Simply put, no one else will do.

✧ Rather than wax poetic, Dwalin prefers putting you in situations that display his target’s skills and worth. If they’re a fighter, he’ll send them in to save you, for example.

✧ Very subtle with the stereotypical ‘wingman’ comments, but they're there. “Looks like you got rescued today, eh?” "You know, if there's anyone I trust for help with that, why it would have to be..."

✧ His eyebrows raise when you actually announce this very soul to the company as your one, but he's the first to clap hands to your shoulders and bring up a shout of celebration.

Thorin

✧ By far the most awkward about it- he can barely process his own feelings, let alone others’.

✧ “I- I just want you to be happy.” Hopes you know what he means by that, but it’s a coin toss honestly.

✧ Relents and assigns you two joint tasks like unsaddling the ponies or gathering firewood, hoping that’s enough to help draw you closer.

✧ If one of you expresses any sort of heavy emotion, he actually does a really good job relating it to the other’s experience and directing you that way, prompting a heart-to-heart.

✧ Smiles widely and pulls you both lightly into his arms at the news, taking it as a sign of continuation and prosperity to come.

Oin

✧ Surprisingly one of the more discreet ones.

✧ Makes a lot of conversation as he patches you up anyway, so teasing questions about who amongst them you fancy most just seem to come with the job.

✧ Little do you know that the moment you spill, Oin turns around and starts teasing the other party about what a catch you are. What? He’s getting older, let him have his fun.

✧ He makes you his nursemaid of sorts to help the next time they get hurt. If you take great issue at such sights he’ll just ask you to keep them company upon being patched up.

✧ “I said it would be a match, and a match it is!” He calls out, fists pumped into the air at your revelation.

Gloin

✧ Physically shoves you in the direction of his intended target under the guise of merriment. Not hard, just enough to get them to turn and look at you and see the moment's right.

✧ Comes up with team games so you two can be on a team against him and whichever friend or brother he's roped in that time.

✧ Finding out if your feelings are true is in the interest of his betting pool, so Gloin is not above asking you the occasional alluding question, usually a small one like what your type is.

✧ The first to laugh heartily and slap you on the back if you display any sort of flirting behaviors!

✧ Shouts with wild abandon when you come out with it, racking up all his sacks of coins with glee before he grabs you two and gives you an affectionate, proud shake!

Bifur

✧ Silent observers are some of the most deeply perceptive individuals.

✧ Thus, whoever’s end it’s on, Bifur can see feelings blossoming, his head bobbing back and forth between you two with interest at nearly every interaction.

✧ Eagerly employs some rather…unorthodox… methods of seeing you set up. “I can steal his socks and give them to you so you can be the hero who finds them!”

✧ Begins telling both you and his intended match heavily exaggerated stories of each other’s great feats, completely unaware of the separate conversations about them you’ll then have.

✧ Grabs your hands and joins them when he hears the news, nodding and clapping proudly!

Bofur

✧ Can be obvious about it, but still one of the most natural.

✧ Throws an arm around you both, all but dragging you over to the fire to sing and dance with him…and more importantly each other!

✧ He’s often off doing the laundry, so he oh-so-innocently spills something one day and asks his target to surrender their shirt…right in your full view, of course!

✧ Pulls you into more jokes with whoever fancied, teasing them and then calling you out by name to join in: “Isn’t that right?” He winks at you the moment you look at him, the scoundrel!

✧ “See, didn’t I tell ya it was meant to be? Nothing but blessings from me, you two.”

Bombur

✧ Finds himself smiling and clasping his hands whenever you two interact. Maybe he can help it along...

✧ Excuse king. “Say, could you go fetch ‘im for me? …Why? Oh, because I borrowed something the other night.” “Can you sit there? It’s just I’m a bit warm, so I’d like to be further away from the fire if you please.”

✧ Being married himself, he understands some of the best how a good relationship starts, i.e. with a firm friendship. Thus he starts talking to you both and joking around more to make memories that bring you together!

✧ Also gives his targets credit for anything. “Lost one of my gloves the other day ‘n’ you’ll never guess who found it!”

✧ Beams and offers the biggest bear hugs he can when you announce your relationship. Bragging rights who? Bombur just loves love.

Dori

✧ Lives for the drama anyway, but general investment would grow tenfold if that person happened to be one of his little brothers.

✧ The questioning sort, suddenly asking you things like if you’ve ever considered settling down after this is all over and if so, any inklings with what type of person?

✧ Suddenly he can’t speak highly enough of this person even if it’s not one of his siblings, tossing it into your teatime conversations how they’re that strong or this skilled or he hears that family crafts the finest courting beads if he’s one of the dwarves.

✧ It’s enough that you pick up on what he’s doing and tell him that well, if that company member is interested then they’d best just tell you, prompting Dori to rush to them and try to convince them to confess.

✧ Whether they need the push or not, Dori’s target eventually makes a move, leaving the older dwarf to brag like a proud father, uncle, big brother, you name the dynamic he can do it!

Nori

✧ Not shy about any part of the whole affair. Watches you both with a shit eating grin.

✧ “So, if it had to be anyone there, who’d it be? …what, I can’t be the first one to be asking that, can I?”

✧ Heavily contemplates going the jealously route. Barring you getting uncomfortable, Nori starts being far more friendly with you and putting his arm around you more often to see what his target does.

✧ Proceeding, of course, to teasingly confront them about it later. “What, did it bother you? Wonder why. Maybe you oughta take that up with ‘em, then.”

✧ Some company members bought his act a little too well, gazes swiveling between you and your match and Nori himself as if expecting him to now be jealous.

Ori

✧ Surprisingly great at matchmaking- his fear of being discovered keeps him very very discreet, and he has a great sense for love.

✧ “Can you two sit right there? I’d like to get some drawings while we’ve got the time. Thank you! Oh, just a little bit closer. Little bit more. There we go!”

✧ The moment you need help, Ori knows someone who can help you! Sends you right their way with an innocent little smile.

✧ Has made it his business to have a general idea of what everyone likes, which comes quite well in handy pointing out to you that someone else in the company's got a similar interest or hobby. Grins to himself when he sees you actually approach them about it.

✧ Feels no need to come out and announce himself to you once you're together, but he brags about predicting and matchmaking you two endlessly to Dori, who listens with great pride.

Fili

✧ Having the absolute time of his life.

✧ He’s likely gotten up to this due to gaining the knowledge- or else it simply being that obvious- that one of you has feelings for the other or is attracted to them. Thus, teasing abounds!

✧ “Ever thought about it? …what? Why, you two, of course! Everyone else has, after all.”

✧ Leans on his sword or against a tree, giving his best attempt at a smooth pose as he whispers that they like you too. Yes, even if he isn't certain that you like them as well.

✧ "Finally!" He calls out the first time he sees you two kiss. It may earn him a smack, but it's worth it.

Kili

✧ Likely doing this teamed up with Fili and also having the absolute time of his life.

✧ Jokes around any time you two are paired for things. “Well you two make quite the handsome couple, don’t you?”

✧ Plays sides with whoever he's closest to, possibly with his brother falling to the person's other side. "Be honest, who do you think is the best looking of us all? What do you think of that one there?"

✧ "Come on now," he asks you directly if you have any interest in his target, especially if he knows you do, "you can tell me." This, of course, is punctuated with a wink.

✧ He wasn't expecting to actually become your confidant, but when you tell him you trust him with your news and that he's the first to know, he can't help beaming and pulling you into a hug.

Bilbo

✧ Insists to all the other company members that hobbits are the best at matchmaking, thank you. But that, of course, leaves him to prove it.

✧ Step one: food. Food is one of the greatest bonding agents known to hobbits, so Bilbo will task you with bringing your potential interest dinner and thus sitting at their side for the meal.

✧ Step two: common interests. Bilbo himself becomes something of a double agent, talking to one of you and then the other and dropping names at any good opportunity. Perhaps both of you knit. Maybe you need your blades sharpened and they've just done theirs. You could simply just have the same favorite animal and the both of you will know it by the time Bilbo is through.

✧ Step three: strategically moving your bedrolls to be right next to each other. What? It works! That night his target ends up rolling against you in his sleep and you lean up against him.

✧ When you wake up the following morning, shock overtakes you, then shy smiles and a private conversation that has Bilbo smirking to the rest of the company triumphantly.

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[afreakingdork]

READER STAN DROPPING IN FROM A HOSPITAL BED AND BOOOOY THIS CHAPTER IS FEEDING ME SO MUCH BETTER THAN HOSPITAL SANDWICHES GYAAAAAAHHH. He said it!! he said it!!

Everything Leo's done and he's outclassed by SANDWICH /j but oof. I knew Leo must have an understandable miff against Reader but seeing him admit just how deep that jealousy goes?? Because of course. Because Donnie's his *twin*, because they've had this song and dance of being at eachother's throats and in spite of that Leo still yearns for some sort or connection or an excuse to sever it completely.

It lowkey makes me remember the discussion if how WS!Donnie would react to his close-canon self/Crush too much self. How would *Leo* react to seeing a version of him that got into Donnie's space freely and without worry? A version of himself that got to wholly have Donnie as family,as a full fledged twin brother with no hard eggshells to walk on?

READER STAN, YOU ARE HOSPITALIZED?!?!?! I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY!!!! I'M SENDING HEALING VIBES!!! 😭😭😭 IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!

This Leo reveal is so momentousness because I've been sitting on it for years and you've summed it up so nicely here! If we think about the timeline first in Weak Spot, though scary, when the bastard's three are introduced, we seem them as a little scary, but Leo is trying to do this bit in the midst of it and it doesn't fit and it feels wrong. Then when reader really meets Leo, he's bitter and paranoid and nothing like that person and so knowing what we know now, you see the aptly named song and dance was Leo's only source of connection. As bitter and cruel was it was, as lethal, it was the only one he had and that worked, but then we piece in more such as how Leo talks about how Donnie was finally gone, how they finally beat him back and there's such a bile there, like that's not something he wanted and then Donnie reappears, with some human, and he's different, he isn't playing the game and by all accounts he's wrong. Donnie is new and not the person Leo has known almost a lifetime and this upset Leo so so very deeply. Then, then, we place a recent piece about how reader said they understood Leo's banter comment from chapter 60. That's Leo comment about how they always do banter from chapter 19. In 60, Leo laughs. Leo laughs. Why laugh? Just because of the callback or because of something else? Because Leo then specifies he's lost his mind. Because reader doesn't get it. Because reader has made a critical error. Reader interfered.

I don't know! That came from somewhere where I've been sitting on this for WAY WAY too long!!! Thanks for letting me expound on it!

Oh DOING THAT WITH LEO!? THAT'S DELICIOUS, LET'S SEE: WS!Leo would need to talk to CTM!Leo. He would need to hear the story, just seeing it would not be enough for him. Hearing this other Leo talk about being the ultimate wingman and how he sacrificed for the team and all he did would bring WS!Leo to absolute tears. CTM!Leo would be sort of embarrassed like, hey big guy, it can't be that bad right? And WS!Leo would clamp a hand on his shoulder and try to suck it back up and tell him he did a good job which would surely water CTM!Leo's eyes from that (older) adult and self approval! For canon, he'd watch it like he were watching the TV show and just smile.

#me #weakspotfic

[jen-with-a-pen]

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Bucky x F!Reader (CATWS/CACW time periods)

You and Bucky share an apartment in Bucharest. Some nights are fine, others are tough. Nights with storms are especially tough.

WARNINGS: Angst, Bucky having flashbacks, panic/anxiety attacks

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Beefy!Cowboy!Bucky Barnes x F!RanchHand!Reader

Head Ranch Hand James "Bucky" Barnes has had a very, very long day. Only way to remedy it is to make you squeal.

WARNINGS: grinding, pet names/name-calling, making out, dirty talk, oral sex (f!receiving)

→ Fan Favorite on AO3!

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WS!Beefy!Bucky Barnes x F!Avenger!Reader

Not only has HYDRA successfully executed their infiltration on S.H.I.E.L.D., but they have also reclaimed their finest weapon. Your safety isn't the only thing that's compromised.

WARNINGS: being hunted, implied non-con elements, violence, cursing, blood, bruising, beating, passing out, forced nudity

18+ Chains Around My Feet

Bucky Barnes x F!Reader; established relationship/friendship and most of work is told out of Reader's POV.

Being held captive and experimented on definitely wasn't in your job description. After what seems like months in HYDRA captivity, rescue finally arrives– but what is rescue if not relief from the suffering?

PLEASE SEE POST FOR FULL LIST OF WARNINGS major warnings: graphics horror elements, blood + gore, whump, hurt and absolutely ZERO comfort, major character betrayal, major character death, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

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parings: Protective!Avenger!Bucky Barnes x Sniper!Agent!Curvy!F!Reader

After what you assumed would be a successful mission, things veer off-course and you're stuck with Bucky Barnes in Istanbul with no way out until morning. The tension between you comes to head and nothing will be the same again.

warnings: enemies to lovers, angst, canon-level violence with just a bit more blood, guns, reader is a sniper/sharp-shooter, hate-making out, degradation, fighting, insults and cursing, teasing/banter, reader and bucky don't know how to talk about their feelings (or to eachother), spanking, doggy, angry-horny, rough-ish sex, pent up anger, pent up sexual tension, power dynamics, protective!Bucky, vague hinting to Bucky's PTSD, no use of y/n, reader is tagged as curvy and is described as such but body description is kept to a minimum

Honeysuckle

Bucky x F!Reader

The adventures of one James "Bucky" Barnes and our reader, Honeysuckle, mixed with a lot of mutual pining, with some help from Sam 'Wingman' Wilson. No real story line, just a mix of one shots that might end up loosely connected one day.

WARNINGS: mutual pining, requited love, idiots in love, slow burn, tooth-rotting fluff, maybe a little angst, established friendship, yes this takes place in the Tower

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CAFTA!Closeted!Pre-Serum!Steve x CAFTA!Closeted!Sergeant!Bucky Barnes

It's Bucky's last night before deployment. The evening does not go the way Steve, nor Bucky, thought it would.

WARNINGS: angst, loneliness, pining, closeted feelings, messing with canon

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slightly possessive!Best Friend!Steve Rogers x Best Friend!F!Reader

Tony dumps you. Steve picks you up and puts you back together again.

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The Weight

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Steve betrays Bucky in the worst way possible.

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the pdgg character pairings and whether theyd date eachother or not because im in a posting nonsense about my ocs mood (this is assuming salveria lived and the plot never happened but the childhood trio still reconciled and aria is part of the group just go with it okay)

aria and alex: would platonically date. i don't have to explain that sentence actually

aria and mathew: would fake date to get their parents off their queer backs while they're secretly wingmanning for eachother

aria and salveria: maybe leaning towards probably not, im not saying 100% no but arias into primarily butches plus even in a world where the two were close i think it would make more sense for them to be friends, would be absolutely adorable though

alex and mathew: its complicated. they have some unlabeled gay shit going on and i can see them maybe dating for a bit in their 20s before ultimately deciding the couple label isnt for them, theyre just not a good romantic match, the timing wasnt right, etc

alex and salveria: no but i CAN see them having a weird relationship where it doesnt really fit into any labels perfectly and they dont really care what people see them as they're just vibing man

mathew and salveria: absolutely yes. like im not saying theyd get married for anything but i can see them dating throughout highschool and maybe a bit of college, like if salveria lived long enough for it to happen these two definitely wouldve dated at some point

in conclusion: i think these guys should form a queerplatonic polycule

#ashers writing rambles

[finiffy]

I think someone pointed this out before but there is a good chance Bright knows 4999 too. Like imagine Gerald crashes really bad during one of formula dumpster races and 4999 pops up, Bright who also crashed right next to him and probably going to need a new body is like "Oh hey 4999 nice to see you again" and Gerald says "Oh so you two know each other" -lemonadeanon

Yep, those two would absolutely know eachother and we did talk about that!

I think it was Bright flirting with 4999 and was a terrible wingman for those two cause Gerald just wouldn't man up and ask the guy out

#fin answers #lemonadeanon #4999 is surrounded by immortals

[crabmaster-64]

Hello could you say what the number personalities are i need to know

Oh boy you’re in for a ride! they sometimes change depending on a equation, like its a story line but the base personalities are like as such:

1: Is usually just kind of chilling around, doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s really smart and was always the best in school. A plant dad who has a insta for his plants with math related names. He wants to go to college to be a math teacher but feels awkward since he’s most likely in his mid to late 20s. Works at plant shop with 3 and 6.

2: she seems really nice but is secretly gossiping about EVERYONE. The type of girl to befriend you just so you can help her with something. She is very smart though as well and she pretends she doesn’t mind shes always second but she absolutely HATES 1. Currently works as a School councilor.

3: Hes a divorced widowed dad in his late 40s, father of 6! (Divorced 9 )Hes quiet, those dads in cartoons where his eyebrows cover his eyes but in a very sweet way. He worries a lot and cares a lot. He’s really passionate about collecting things, bottle caps, quilts, silly little angel statues, you name it. He also loves baking as well, but he was told he’d never be good enough. ( by 9) Hes the manager of the plant shop and is very good friends with 1 and 8. Has a crush on 10.

4: goes to college with 5,6,7, and 8. Shes very flowery in general. Her whole life is just focused on flowers. She gets flowers at the plant shop, repots them, and glues gems to the pots. Very much aesthetics life. She has a crush on 8 which is so obvious and 8 is so awkward around her because of it. Shes rivals with 6 because 6 also has a crush on 8 but if 6 stopped being her rival she would DIE. Shes friends with 2 and 5.

5: Is a little ass hole, he pulls pranks, fucks around but knows when to stop and is very loyal. He is one of 6s best friend and honestly their friendship is just two raccoons causing property damage. His other bestfriend is 7 which is equivalent to just fucking eachother up. Works at the college library surprisingly enough but its because he has a big passion for reading and writing.

6: a loyal, bossy, and adventurous college tennis player! Shes worked very hard for where she is right now and works with 1,8, and her dad at the plant shop. When her dad isn’t there, SHE is in charge. She cares heavily for her dad and would do anything for him. She really cares about 5 but she does not like 7, she thinks he’s just a sleazy ass hole. Makes youtube videos of making her pet rats dance with silly music.

7: is a sleazy ass hole. He has the vibe of the grease style. He grew up on movies and games from the 70s to 90s since his family was too poor to afford anything else. He has a really big passion for baseball and is going to college for it! Best hitter on his team. He flirts with 6 a lot behind a confident persona, but he really does like her and wants to be with her. 5 tries to be his wingman but its very hard when 6 is so stubborn. 8 and 7 are half brothers. Used to work a lot of jobs for his family, so much that he almost got in trouble in school about it, who knows how he’s even college.

8: a big strong man that everyone has a crush on. He’s very nice and caring! 8 has been trying very hard to get enough trust with 3 so some day maybe he could be the manager of the plant shop since he knows 6 wont be working there forever. He’s actually kinda a ass hole and wants some power above people

9: MAJOT BITCH ALERT!!! Shes hella narcissist and emotional and physically abusive. She really only cares about herself and her own gain. She gets what she wants and if she doesnt…oh god. Was majorly abusive towards 3 mainly, but to 6 to. Neglected 6 and made 3 do all the parent work. At least she was just a step mom.

10. Mother of 5 and a baker. Shes a STRONG lady and is very wise, caring, and has her own sense of humor. She does have a bit of a savior complex and always pits people before her but she always pushes down her own feelings because of it. The plant shop usually helps out and gives her ingredients while she gives them old food for fertilizer! She’d never EVER admit it but she has a crush on 3 too ;0.

Im pretty sure i have a personality for every number but i did the basics! :] if there’s anything you’d like to know, just ask!

#numbers #giving personalities to random things #crab posts

[raggedy-dxctor]

Hello! I absolutely adore your fics! they are my go to for when I’m feeling down. For my suggestion I was hoping you could expand upon something you mentioned in a previous headcannon. So we all know Ed would be the biggest cheerleader in any Izzy relationship. I was curious if you had anymore headcannons on that? Would Ed give Iz advice? Would Ed try and set you two up? Etc.

awh anon im so glad the fics help<33

ed being a wingman in izzy's relationship with you

pairing(s): izzy hands x gn!reader

warnings: none

honestly i absolutely ten thousand percent believe he'd try to set you up with izzy. the success rate i feel is very now because of how stubborn he is though

"hey iz, how have your shifts been with y/n?" and he's just kinda wiggling his eyebrows and smirking but izzy pretends not to get the hint. "fuckin' awful! never hated the more!" he just straight up lies, clearling his throat as he casts the images of his longing stares thrown ino your direction. poor ed just facepalms

i feel like he'd enlist the help of lucius too, that would definitely end in sucess, but only because lucius' last plan is to just strsight up lock you both in a room together and leabe you with the news that the two of you are absolutely infatuated with eachother. izzy's face pales and he looked like he wanted to jump out the window right then and there

rd listems to izzy's flustered confession from outside the door snd quietly giggles to himself, clapping amd high fiving a smirking lucius as he hears a reciprocation of the attraction

from then on him and lucius are the ULTIMATE wingmen. izzy needs advice? he goes to one of them depending on what area it is. love? lucius. advice on how he should act? ed. boundaries? lucius gifts? ed. how he should organize dates? lucius

if you and izzy ever have an argument ed is instantly there. he won't ever push either of you to make up, he's there for emotional support without fail

honestly in any situation he'd never push either of you out of your comfort zones

honestly after helping with izzy's quizzes on bow to be good in a relationship he just. needs a break, not from izzy necessarily just from uh everything

if izzy has date ideas, ed helps hom scout them out

"edward..." "yeah iz?" "can you come into town witb me fkr an hour? there's this spot that i think y/n would l-" "say no more, i'll meet you on the dock in twenty minutes" and izzy just. sighs in pure relief because he's scared to go on his own and also scared od his judgement skills, no matter how many times ed reasures them they're perfect

and when it.comes to you, someone would probably assume that by being close friends with both sides of the relationship, it would make it awkward or stressful, but it's not fkr him at ll

he absolutely loves being cupid tbh

he's just so beyond happy to see izzy happy and would do anything to help it last

#izzy hands #izzy hands x reader #ed teach #edward teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #our flag means death fanfiction #our flag means death x reader #con o'neill

[theanonymousloser]

dating him includes...

pairing: george weasley x fem!reader

requested: no

word count: 260

warnings: none

he calls you darling

you usually call him georgie because why not

you help him and fred plan pranks, but don't usually take part in them because you don't want to risk your parents finding out he got you into detention before they even meet him

he plays with your hair all the time

causing you to fall asleep

so he's like 'well i guess i've got nothing better to do' and falls asleep too

you go on walks a lot

he pranks you sometimes, but nothing major (because his mom loves you and if she found out he pranked you he would be in a lot of trouble)

you always threaten to tell his mom about things and it terrifies him

you get a sweater from her with a note to keep george out of trouble

he absolutely loves your smile and does stupid things (sometimes ending with him in the hospital wing) just to see it

you sneak into the kitchens together for dates

you also go to hogsmeade together a lot

snowball fights whenever there's snow (fred on his team, ginny on yours)

speaking of ginny, you two are best friends and tell eachother everything

she ships you and george so hard

she and fred worked together as your wingman and wingwoman (wingpeople? idk)

ok now back to george

he kisses you on the forehead a lot

always is touching you in some way

i don't really know what else to say

#fred and george #george weasley x reader #george weasley imagine #george weasley #weasley twins #harry potter imagine #harry potter

[girlcomputers]

in my head there lives a 50k slowburn bb bomr fic but i cant write for the life of me so heres some spare hcs

- they met when black mesa assigned them as lab partners. bubby was 36 coomer was 33

actually here's just the age ref

- they didnt like eachother at first and had something of a rivalry going on. coomer is very annoying and bubby is very stubborn

- coomer found out bubby was a tube baby completely randomly when he wondered into biological research. the interaction went something like "omg hiii :D" "How Did You Get In Here."

- coomer was married when he first started working at black mesa. he then divorced her and remarried someone else later. then divorced again. i call gordon an epic divorce man but really its coomer

- lets get this right out of the way just so you know where i stand: Dr. Harold P. Coomer is a whore. thats a slutty old man.

- bubby and gman are buddies. have been for a while. gman doesn't act as a wingman but thinks that them dancing around eachother is amusing

- little tommy, however, did act as a wingman

- coomer Hated working at black mesa because he had to drop his boxing career and it was his first wife that made him do that. which is why he later founded the underground boxing ring and made some actual friends there

- bubby was coomers best man at his second wedding because of course they were. they actually had a pretty good time there tho

- bubby has always been a rebel and a hellraiser at heart but it was actually coomer who made him loosen up more, earlier when bubby was still trying to appease to black mesa and being fake polite and trying to do everything they assigned him and be a ""good prototype"". coomer didnt make him Realize that black mesa was bullshit per se, but he definitely influenced bubby to go "hey. this place fucking sucks."

- when they became good friends bubby would often sleepover at coomers dorm room

- obligatory point about sneaking out to stargaze. bubby infodumping about space and coomer listening intently and chiming in once in a while with his own little fun facts. after a while harold notices the stars reflecting from bubbys almost unnaturaly cyan eyes, and the way they grin when talking about their interest so passionately.

- they've snuck out to go to rock concerts together and fuck around in the nearest town

- bubby can turn into any car he wants if he knows what it looks like and what its made of. but it can only be a shade of blue

- despite knowing a lot about cars and how they work and also being able to turn into one, bubby is absolutely horrible at driving. you can drive him tho

- bubby didnt think he can be gay. he knows its a thing and knows about sexuality and gender and stuff like that, it wasnt programmed into his brain like most of his knowledge but a few kind scientists talked to him about it when he was younger, and he knows hes neither a man nor a woman. but he didnt think he was like. allowed to be gay. its not internalized homophobia he just didnt think it was an option. he's just stupid

- coomer has accidentally thrown bubby into a wall at least 20 times

- obligatory when bubby would get put in the tube coomer would visit them as often as possible to keep them company and sometimes he'd stay the night in biological research falling asleep while talking to no end

- black mesa was studying benry long before rescas when they got them from xen. at one point benry escapes their containment and starts sneaking through the vents of black mesa. bubby finds them but decides not to return them or tell anyone about them. i believe bubby loves kids but has no actual idea how parenting works and with his inherent scientific curiosity still sees benry as something to study. its much more comfortable than their first containment though, partially because bubby knows what its like being an experiment

- while they still had benrey, black mesa was trying to replicate its sweetvoice. coomer was one of the first few people they tried it out on. it worked kind of, its something close to sv. while natural sv is fluid in shape, this one produces perfectly round balls like soap bubbles. its also always deliberate, like a whistle, while sv may sometimes be involuntary and dependent on emotions. coomer can make something that looks like sv but the color possibilities are limited (only cold hues) and it doesnt actually have a meaning. he doesn't understand benrey's sv and cant make actual sentences. but its fun to do

- sometimes bubby would babysit tommy and thats how tommy and benry became bffs :)

- benrey is the only one who can somehow help coomer calm down when hes in a fit of existential dread

- after causing a lot of trouble in the facily and a big mishap they get forcibly seperated, bubby is under tube arrest for several months and harold is only allowed to work under surveillance and they cant see eachother. this goes for many years until the restrictions get looser and bm half forgets about it and they accidentally meet again

- obligatory point: they love arguing about stupid stuff for fun. most of the time its something so nonsensical no one else but them can understand whats even the point of their debate

- they like to fight too. impromptu wrestling and boxing matches and surprise attacks. theyre gay idk what else do you want me to say

- bubby has bad blood circulation and coomer being half cybernetic basically makes him a living heater. perfect cuddling formula!

- bubby has an absolute shit taste in music. this isnt related to anything else i just think you should remember this

- coomers favorite color is red

- bubbys favorite color is green

- bubby purrs (either like a cat or a car engine you decide)

- i already made a post about this but coomer has adhd and bubby is autistic. I Know This.

- bubby has used a cane since they were full time out of tube (about 20)

- present time coomer has hearing aids (ive had this hc for a while now i just forget to draw them a lot im sorry :( )

- bubby likes to play with harolds hair and honestly who can blame him

- coomer thinks bubbys sharp teeth are very cute and he loves it when they smile. kissing is also cool id imagine

- so we've already established that when bubby gets flustered or overwhelmed he accidentally burst on fire or turn into a car. what does coomer do when hes flustered or overwhelmed? he starts punching

- they like to go fishing once every few weeks. come on they are retired! coomer catches the fish with his bare hands and eats it raw. sometimes he eats the bait too. bubby doesn't like fish he just likes the process of fishing (normally) itself

- bubby has a model train set :]

- neither of them can cook for shit. coomer would eat Literally Anything, and bubby eats literal garbage (canon). the rest of the science team go over for dinner to their house and its just slop

i ran out of things to say theres more obviously but i cant remember it now and this has been in my drafts for a while point is theyre madly in love ok whatever BYE

#this is long btw #some of these i made up on the spot hsdfghkj #hlvrai boomer #dr coomer #bubby #hlvrai

[creweemmaeec11]

My favourite prompts:

A list of my favourite prompts that I’ve posted in the past, all curated into a huge list just for you guys!

1

Finally, the day has come. The villain is thought to be dead. The hero has won.

Until suddenly the hero learns the villain left them EVERYTHING in their will. Made them the owner and operator of all their illegal business.

Obviously, the hero plans to shut everything down immediately. But they quickly realize just how many people the villain employed… how many family’s they fed…

2

“You kissed me,”

“I did… and?”

“What-!? What do you mean and!?,”

“What more do you want?”

“An explanation would be a good start!”

“…or I could just do it again…”

*other person turns bright red,*

“Or… or that, I suppose,”

3

“What the hell are you doing here!?”

“I think the better question would be what in the hell are you wearing,” the villain replied, amusement clear on their face, like they were struggling to keep from laughing.

“What- it’s-” the hero blushed, remembering what they were wearing, “their pajamas! What are you-!”

“Oh my god…” the villain replied, like they were struggling to come to terms with what they were seeing, “the hero of the city not only own, but wears a onesie,”

“Excuse me!” The hero snapped in defence, “They’re comfortable!”

“They? You have more??”

4

“I gotta say hero,” The villain mused as they casually moved toward the cell bars, “I’ve been called many things in my life: monster, villain, outcast, loser, scoundrel,” they tilted their head, examining the hero before them, “but ‘our last hope?’” *clicks tongue* “that’s a first,”

5

You live in a world where anyone born with superpowers must become a super hero. It doesn’t matter what the power is, or how small it is, it is mandatory. It was deemed that having anyone with superpowers work alongside regular people was “unsafe” and “unfair.” Every year, dozens of superhero’s with powers useless for fighting are killed. You’ve managed to make it this long with nobody finding out you have a superpower. But how much longer can you hide in plain sight?

6

The city’s villain mysteriously disappears and hasnt been seen in a week. The people are celebrating, but the hero is worried. What if the villain is planning something big? Determined to stop whatever evil plan is brewing, the hero tracks the villain down, but they dont find what they expected. Instead of evil plotting, the villain:

-Has been taking care of a sick pet -Come down with the flu -Been helping arrange a friends wedding -Found out they were pregnant -Is getting married themselves -Mourning the death of a loved one -Has adopted a young pet and been occupied taking care of them -Has been helping one of their lackeys who’s in a desperate situation -Has been feeding the homeless and offering blankets

7

You’re the most wanted villain by all highest ranking authorities, but all the heros “just can’t seem to catch you” (they always let you get away) because all your crimes are things like stealing expensive medication and then donating it to hospitals, robbing toy stores and donating to orphanages, robbing banks and giving to charity, robbing grocery stores and feeding the homeless, ect

8

A hero/villain with the power to materialize their own tattoos. Got a wrench tattoo? Now you’ve got a wrench. Got a tattoo of wings? A bomb? A get away car? Well…

Dragon tattoos have always been popular, havent they?

9

Write about a genius inventor villain who, while watching the news, learns about a sick child in hospital doctors arnt sure they can cure. The villain realizes something theyve invented could cure the child. Now the hard part is convincing them to let the villain help.

10

The villain starts to notice the hero is feeling more down the usual, so they start leaving the hero little notes to cheer them up. All is going well until the hero figures out who is sending them.

11

In a world of magic users where everyone is divided into the 6 eye colours, and the colour of your eyes represents what your powers are. Each colour has an elemental power, can talk to a certain type of creature(Invertebrates, fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, mammals), and has 3 other powers. For example, blue eyes control water, can commune with fish, etc. Everyone in the world has either red, orange, yellow, green, blue or purple eyes. Except for you, you were born with black eyes. Everyone is afraid of what your powers will be, but they should be more worried about the kind of creatures you can talk to…

12

A hero and a villain (and maybe their sidekicks, up to you) trapped in a haunted house or haunted location.  

-One is scared so the other comforts them. They are both scared but trying to act like they aren’t. -One doesn’t believe in ghosts, and the other has the power to communicate with them or see them. -Ghosts aren’t real, but one continues to try and freak the other out, who claims they aren’t scared. -Ghost wingman. I need’ d say no more -One gets possessed, so the other has to do the whole ‘kiss to break a curse’ thing to bring them out of it. -The classic Person A thinks ghosts aren’t real so they prank Person B to scare them. Then shit gets real, but person B doesn’t believe person A, thinking its just another prank.

13

“I trusted you! You promised!”

“I kept my promise! I got you your results! Don’t question my methods from a top that high moral horse or yours, especially when the only reason you made a deal with me in the first place was because you were too much of a coward to do what needed to be done!”

14

The local wildfire has been growing out of control, forcing the city to have to evacuate. Suddenly, the villain with water powers shows up to lend a hand to fire fighters.

15

“Tell me hero,” the villain spoke, chains jangling from where they hung on the villains wrists as they walked up to the bars of the jail cell, “If you wanted to skip a press conference, could you?”

“Excuse me?”

“You’re sisters getting married, but your needed for a big event at the hero academy that day. Would you be allowed to attend the wedding? What about if your brother stole a pack of gum. Could you let it slide? Not would you, but could you?”

The hero paused. Could they? They had responsibilities! They had commitments to the city, and to the serving of justice!

The villain laughed at the heros silence, “I may be in jail, but you’re more chained then I’ll ever be,”

16

“So tell me,” the villain drawled, dragging a finger across the heros skin, making them shiver, “what changed your mind?”

17

Hero discovers the villain has a day job. It isnt at all what they expected. (Day care, animal shelter, etc)

18

“What are you going to do if you beat me, and suddenly the city dosent need a hero? What are you going to do if you get hurt and can no longer fight, and the city forgets about you just like all the heros before you? Who will you be when your legacy crumbles under the weight of all those who follow? Will you take up knitting?”

The hero stared unblinking and frozen as the villain took a step forward.

“Sure, your a hero. But what are you without that?”

The villain took another step forward.

“Your nothing, heroism is all you have. That pathetic title you curl up to every night. But without it?” They looked the hero up and down, “Absolutely nothing…”

19

A villain retires from villainy and gets plastic surgery (or simply never showed their face) so they can live a normal life without being recognized. While living their new life, they bump into the hero, and the two start falling for eachother. But the villain is terrified of the hero finding out the truth

20

The hero slammed their front door as quickly as they could, eyes wide, heart pounding.

The villain. The villain was outside their door.

“Well that was rude,”

21

A hero with magic powers, in a world where magic is unheard of. They have always kept their powers a secret, fearing they would be shunned, or tested on. They never use their powers in battle.

One day, while practicing their magic alone in the woods, the villain appears out of nowhere. 

Before the hero can explain, the villain asks, “you have powers too?”

22

A hero dies. Or at least, they think they do. The next thing they know they wake up at their own funeral. And the only person there? Is the villain.

23

“The worst part, is you had the nerve to call it love”

#hero x villain #prompts #prompt #writing prompt #writing prompts #story prompt #fic prompts #hero x villain prompts #hero x villain prompt

[magical-muse101]

Hello! Could I request being best friends with Taka, Gundham, and Nagito headcanons? I love your blog so much! Remember to stay hydrated!!

Oh, goodie, a request! It's been too long! Well anon, your request is my demand!

FRIENDSHIP HC'S WITH TAKA, GUNDHAM, AND NAGITO.

Kiyotaka

Your friendship with Taka definitly comes off one sided.

By that, I mean he regularly finds excuses to drag you somewhere.

"In light of the fact that we will soon* have a history test, we absolutly must go to the museum!"

*it was in a month.

He will always make sure your doing well studying. always.

Is surprisingly clingy. You know those "nah bro, it's okay if we hold hands,no homo bro, we're bros, bro" memes? you two are that but actually no homo.

When you can, you like to take your time teaching him how to be human.

He sobbed tears of joy when he ate the Burger from some random fast food place you gave him, as it was his first.

You were his first in alot of things. First Friend, the first person he lost to in smash bros., the first person he had a sleepover with, the fist pair of arms he tried to jump into when he watched his first horror film with you.

No matter how overbearing he can be sometimes, Ishimaru really is your bro.

Gundham

At first, Gundham had no Intrest in friendship. The 4 Dark Devas, On the otherhand, had different plans.

They knew From the moment they saw you, that you two had to meet.

So, When Gundham saw the Dark Devas perched upon your head after they had made him worried sick after seemingly disapearing, he undetstood that they were trying to say something.

After you two met, there was immidiete chemistry.

You're the only person who really understands his Chunyiibo speech, so you often have to act as a translater

He adores Having someone to rant about animals to, as well as someone willing to hear his totally-real-not-exagerrated-at-all-trust-me-dude adventures into the underworld.

You are absolutely his wingman/woman when it comes to Sonia.

Speaking of Sonia, you two like to take turns bullying Kazuichi, alot.

The moment when your bond ascended a normal freindship is when you showed Gundham your new pet hamster, which you named after him.

It was then that The Prince of Darkness Felt Complete. He already had a princess in Sonia, a queen in his mother, and a nemisisin Kazuichi, and now?

A royal knight in you, to stay by his side for as long as they are alive.

Nagito

Nagito was alone. It was the truth, he of all people would know. He belived it was the fate scum like him deserved.

So, when no matter how hard he tried to push you away, and you just kept coming back, he was confused.

No matter how much he feels like he doesn't deserve you, he still appreciates you.

For the most part, your freindship is pretty average.

Meetups at resturants, Movies, Video Games, Study Sessions, ect. ect.. Average, but you both appreciate eachother.

Also, Luck based hijinks, after which, hilarity enseus.

And of corse, Nagito does have his... moments

"To think, someone as worthless as me, would..." and on, and on, and at this point you've gotten used to it.

You've tried convincing him to go to a therapist, but no dice.

But none of that matters. You help Nagito, and Nagito helps you. You've promised eachother to stick together, no matter what.

Or, at least Nagito's brain finally rots, or his lyphnodes finally cease to function, overtaken with cancer cells.

But he hasn't told you that part yet. Why should he? It doesn't matter.

All that matters to Nagito is that he uses his last months of a miserable, volitile, worthless existence, to be the best friend he can be.

Sorry it took a while to post, but still! I hope you enjoyed it!

-Mod Mikado

#headcannons #danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #platonic #ishimaru x reader #gundham x reader #nagito x reader

[acetarisborn]

Happy (delayed) international asexuality day!!!

I haven't written (and posted) in a while and one of my most popular posts is the one about me simping for Asmo from Obey Me while being ace so... what better day to post this than yesterday!! But I fell asleep so now...

The brothers falling in love with an asexual MC

This is my first time writing one of these so it may end up feeling more like fanfiction than headcacons lol.

Asmo

The second you saw this gorgeous charming man it was love at first sight, and he felt the same way

Although you might have felt a little intimidated when you found out he's the avatar of lust. You might even think you have no chance!

But oh boy are you wrong

This man adores every aspect of you. From your gorgeous body to your breath-taking personality and he knows you love him as well.

The surprise in his eyes when he finds out you don't like him only for his looks is priceless

He can't help but blush brightly every time you give him the slightest of compliments, which sometimes turn into ankward laughs if he adds a sexual advance at the end

You try everything to let him know without telling him. Wear the ring, make several ace jokes and even wear the damn flag pattern on your clothes, to a point that the entirety of RAD but Asmo knows you're ace

But to be fair he might not even know what asexual means

He lets you know his feelings in a BIG way, something very intricate and romantic like a huge banner with help of the bros or plans a situation where you two end up dating

When you tell him you're asexual he's shocked to say the least

Not all humans enjoy sex?! Truly the newest concept he's ever heard

He does get sad at first, realizing he won't be able to experience that pleasure he's been fantazising about, but once he thinks about how out of all the beings in the Devildom you fell in love with the demon of Lust himself he bursts in laughter

He stops abruptly once he realizes why you look scared or sad because of his laugh and explains himself immediatley

If you tell him you understand if he doesn't want you he turns serious and grabs your hand

"Mc, you are the most gorgeous, kind-hearted and amazing person I've ever met, I didn't fell in love with how you are in bed or anything about sex! I fell in love with everything that makes you, you. I would never leave you over something so... so ridiculous! No matter how much I enjoy it!"

Once you guys start dating he showers you with gifts and fancy stuff (mostly skincare products)

He starts being super cautious about what he does or says, but eventually loosens up after the thounsand time you told him to do so

He also loves kissing you all over your face (if it's okay with you). On the lips, nose, cheeks or your forehead

All because he wants to remind you every day how precious you are in his eyes and that he loves you no matter what

Beel

You can't tell me you guys didn't fell in love that time you shared a room, you knew at the spot but this certified himbo is very oblivious

"Im hung-" He never gets to finish this sentence again because you always have a snack or food to offer him

Of course this is what starts his liking to you.

He doesn't realizes at first but it's the little things like what draws him in

He always wants to seat next to you at lunch and just talk for hours, he blushes at the sight of your smile or his eyes light up every time he sees you walk by

He begs you to cook for him no matter how many times you already do or say you're terrible. If you make him a bento this will make his whole week

Once he realizes his feelings he plans to tell you, not knowing you were planning on telling him you're ace and doing the same

"That's cool but um...whats an ace?"

Once you explain it to him he's a little surprised but nothing too extreme, he understands and didn't paid mind to sex anyway, he's happy he got to know beforehand.

"Oh, that sounds like you, good to know, specially now, because..."

He stops hiding a big box of chocolates and opens it, the chocolates spelling "Will you be my partner?"

If you ask him if he's okay he nods almost agressively, which ends up in you tackling him in a hug

Once you start dating he's ready to provide bear hugs and cuddles, he's the cuddliest demon in the Devildom

"Hey, I found this food/thing with the ace flag colors, thought you might like it"

He asks you to help him cook whenever he's hungry. Doesn't matter if it's the greatest culinary piece ever or an absolute disaster, he's happy he gets to spend time with you.

Levi

Okay but that overflowing PASSION when he rambles on about TSL, that fire in his eyes, *chef kiss* you can't help but stare dreamily at him

"watcha looking at normie?" He asks while blushing madly at the way you kept looking at him

The first time he finally accepted he's in love is when you dragged him to your room to watch a new anime, he realized you were a total weeb just like him (And I know you are because why else would you be here?)

Since then you have anime nights at least once a month with all the snacks you can get in your bed or couch

He obviously loves playing any kind of videogame with you, he doesn't like some of the ones you do but plays them anyways just to see you celebrate once you've won

Dragging you to conventions is a given, he spends weeks making you the perfect couples cosplay, staying all night muttering about how yours needs to be perfect

Since most of his brothers don't care/like or are too busy for his ramblings about a new game or anime he goes to your room very often. He's happy you're always there for him.

But IS HE JEALOUS

If he sees anyone flirting with you in the slightest of ways he'll go into overprotective mode. In a bad day this means as much as asking you for a pencil in class

We all know he puts you in a bit too high of a pedestal compared to him, but it's because he loves you and tries his best to gain confidence once you tell him how wonderful he is.

"They're so cool Henry! They are so nice to me and so pretty. I don't deserve them but do I want to try!!"

Since he's too shy and introverted none of you have asked the other out yet, but you decide to trust him and come out to him first.

"Oh yeah, I know plenty of asexual characters, I know what it is. That's great! You have my whole support!" This one takes you off guard

He talks about how he kinda suspected it but never said a word in fear that it could offend you.

This was enough for you to jump in and tell him your feelings.

To say he's blushing is an understatement. His whole body is red

"I like you to...But a-are you sure? You're just so pretty an- and amazing and I-I'm just a yucky otaku... Not that all otakus are yucky! You're not! Oh crap, I'm so sorry."

You snap him out of his rambling with a hug or a kiss, telling him how much you love him no matter how he belittles himself, because he's already perfect.

He tackles you in a hug out of excitement and says he loves you too

He has no problem with sex at all once your relationship starts, he wasn't having any to begin with and never thought of the idea of you guys doing it, so it's pretty much the same.

He tries his best to make bentos for you or use any romantic tecnique he has ever seen in romance animes

Instead of overprotective mode he now brags about his amazing partner to everyone he can.

"Mc, we should cosplay these characters! This one's ace!"

He'll do anything for you to feel safe and welcome in his arms no matter your sexuality.

Satan

This lovable bookworm fell in love later than anyone (except Belphegor) did, in the train murder mystery.

At first he thought it was mere admiration, but then why was his heart beating so fast?

Don't get me wrong, he's outraged. He hates that he's not paying attention to class to write poems, being distracted from his books because his mind wonders off thinking of you, and he despises that every time you bring him a cup of tea or flash a smile his face turns bright red in front of his brothers.

Eventually he has no choice but to ask Asmo and he is overjoyed. He offers himself as a wingman many times and Satan declines every single one

He doesn't tell you about this willingly, Asmo creates some devious situation where he ends up needing to confess his feelings.

He has never felt so relieved that the time you said you liked him too

He finally shows you some of his poetry (at least the less cringey ones) all of them talking about your outer and inner beauty in a way that almost moves you to tears

Everyone is surprised by how frequently one of the scariest demons out there lets himself get hugged by you at any given time, even if he's busy he always has time for you.

Also cats. Plushies, bags, clothes, anything with a cat on it you gift it to eachother

You eventually gather courage, enter his room and talk to him, thinking that maybe him being so distracted reading would soften the news

But he just nods mindlessly

"Satan? Did you hear me? I'm asexual" You take his book annoyed but the answer leaves you in shock

"Yeah, I know! can I go back to my book now?"

Turns out you were being painfully obvious and Satan is too smart not to notice.

"So... you're okay with it?"

"What in the world made you think I wasn't?"

He closes his book and you two have a long talk about how he accepts you and loves you for who you are over some tea

Mammon

He has always been in love with you as you have with him, what else is there to say?

Mammon melts at the slightest of touches and compassion you show him

He's so happy every time he's with you because you actually treat him like his brothers should

He loves them but they aren't the kindest towards him, so there's nothing better than hearing from you how much he's worth

He repeatedly asks you for money or pulls out some pranks but suddenly stops. How weird? Could it be that he feels bad for making you feel any kind of sad?

You have to stop him from saying he's your first several times, thankfully it eventually works

He tells you how great you are in a way he isn't directly telling you? But you can just know

"Hey, hu-I mean Mc! You're...the less annoying person in this place...Thanks for that" Yes, that was him trying to compliment you

As your bond becomes stronger he starts to loosen up to you. Leaving you gifts or flowers at your door with a smile on his face.

"Lucifer took my dear goldie for a week because of this but ya know... it's worth it."

When you actually accepted to go to the biggest casino in the Devildom he considered it as your first date.

You spend the hole night seeing him win and loose money, even pulling you in to have fun as well

You two take a break exhausted at a fountain. Mammon sees his chance and goes in slowly for a kiss

"Wait, Mammon. If we're actually going to...date, there's something you have to know."

"You're the most outstanding human, what the hell, the most outstanding being in the three worlds I've ever met in my eternity, Mc! What makes you think I'd leave someone as breathtaking as you over wether or not you wanna have sex?!"

"For some people it's a big dealbreaker..."

"Well, not for the Great Mammon! Only an idiot would let you go because of your sexuality. And no matter what they all say, I'm no idiot"

You end the night holding hands and going back to the House of Lamentation, ready to start this beautiful romance.

Lucifer

Ok. First things first. Everyone can agree Lucifer is (or seems) even hornier than Asmo, so this is gonna get...complicated. But we'll get into that

He sure seems the least likely to actually show the vulnerability of being in love, but gosh did you made your way into his heart

It was a long and diffecult journey to get him to like you, but he eventually got a liking to you the more you guys spent time together

You were able to make him loosen up as well.

Dragging him to anywhere you loved instead of being sat down with mountains of paperwork

Always waking him up after he fell asleep in his desk with a blanket, a hot cocoa (Coffee if the work needs to be done by the next day) and even a kiss on the cheek if he's lucky

By the time the whole Belphie situation was defused he was finally able to show his true intentions

He's a fairly elegant person, so when he tries to make an advance, he does it with style

This means all kinds of fancy places once he's off from work with the most romantic of views. Every day you feel like being swept over by a true gentleman

I'm pretty sure he'd have you as his partner by now, maybe he never officially asked but you both imply you're a couple at this point.

But as I said it, he has his whole...punishing thing......

It's exactly because he starts crossing the line with one if these why you just had to stop him and tell the truth

He gets shocked and slowly start fitting the puzzle pieces in place

"Well, this is unexpected. Wait. Have I... made you feel uncomfortable around me all this time?"

Once you nod he falls in his bed ashamed

"My deepest apologies, my love. I truly hope you forgive my reckless words. I must know, are you not feeling safe in this relationship?"

You explain how wrong that asumption is, telling him how every day with him is incredible, but showed your discomfort at some of the things he says

He was relieved he hadn't crossed the line yet and was never going to let himself cross it.

"I am so glad you shared this information with me, I promise to make this relationship the most romantic experience of your life"

He stays up all night researching everything ablout being ace, he gives you gifts related to this, finds out your love language and does what it is every day, he does every romantic thing you can think of and he even asks you to go to a pride in the human world!

He's willing to do all he can in order for you to feel loved in any way you want

Belphegor

Well, he did tried to kill you, so I'm pretty sure his betrayal hurt if you helped him for love

He knows you're at least a little scared of him and he knows he needs to apologize, but never finds the time because you always seem wary of him

He tries by leaving a note in your desk that says "I'm so sorry for what I did. Thank you for bringing our family back together"

This is the first smile he gets out of you as you look at him

This escalates to him passing notes whenever he's not asleep. In class, the table at dinner, outside while hanging out with you and Beel, anywhere. This happens so often you end up always having a pen in hand to answer.

It goes until one of you decides to speak, you start talking and become best friends in no time

Although Belphie seems too possesive for his feelings to be just friendship

Honey, if you thought Levi was bad he's nothing compared to Belphie

He uses every excuse to get you away from anyone that possibly flirts with you. It's either that or his death glare burning them for several minutes until they run or apologize

He always wants to be with you, even if he's sleeping he feels the lack of your prescence

This is why he always tries to convince you to take naps with him, snuggling with you is the best part of his day

If you're more of a night owl he'll do his best to stay awake and look at the stars with you in the planetarium. Sometimes falling asleep in your shoulders "on accident" wink wink

He mumbled about you in his sleep and that's how you found out and ended up dating

The relationship is pretty much the same with more kisses and hand holding, along with him convincing you to skip class sometimes just to sleep

Also plushies, a lot of them, all of them

You decide to tell him one day while snuggling beneath the stars. Being sure enough that he'll understand, although the nerves are still there

"Okay... so?"

You express your worries and he stands up looking almost menacingly but his words killed the scary mood

"Are you dumb? How did you think someone like me would even worry about that?"

"I'm not Asmo, beds are for sleeping. Come on, lets steal that cake Lucifer saved in the fridge, I heard it's sort of an inside joke between us."

After this he keeps asking you about the whole asexual spectrum, thinking he might be part of it. He's shows true interest at every question you answer and tries to use this new information for future dates.

All and all it's very relaxing to date someone like him, who surprisingly has a very loving and understanding heart behind what people are used to see.

#asexual #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me belphegor #asexual mc #obey me #international asexuality day #obey me shall we date #obey me asmodeus #ace pride #ace

[vrisrezis]

the matsus are hanging out with a friend's male friend and when he goes he compliment the matsu and wink and the matsu get flustered which the friend notices and jumps in the chance to be a wingman and oh ho the matsu might no be as straight as they thought

LMAOOO okay (kinda switched things up a bit for each matsu, hope you do not mind!)

Totoko knew you from her childhood, you were actually best friends with her brother which was why she knew you so well and you two became friends as well! She liked you actually… turns out you are gay so that totally crushed her dreams. She saw you from time to time, and today happened to be one of the days Osomatsu would follow her around like a lost puppy so you got to meet him. She raises a brow as she sees you compliment her good friend, who she’d never admit was her good friend. With a blush on his face, he nervously compliments you back. Something she’s never seen him get nervous about? He had no problem complimenting her, or girls he liked. Why were you so different? Was it because deep down he’s been gay all along. She can’t help but shake her head in disappointment at him, which makes him raise a brow, “what?” “What do you mean?! ‘Wut’” she uses her fingers as quotation marks, “Jesus Christ did you forget how to be gross and pervy? You gotta do something!” “Me?! What do you expect me to do?!” “Ugh…! I cant believe I have to do everything for you.”

You were actually chibitas very cool and very gay cousin. You two had always been close due to you being the same age. You had complained to him many times dating was hard cause there was nobody to date ever, which he sympathized with. Today, since you were in town he wasn’t gonna work at his stand for too long. In fact, you decided to help him out that day. Lo and behold a very handsome man with thick eyebrows and shades came over to grab some food and some beer. Apparently, he was a common customer. Chibita whispered to you that he’s one of the matsunos he’s been talking about, and if anyone of them is gay in the slightest, it’s gotta be him. So with that you shoot your shot, you notice a big blush erupt and his face. Bingo. He compliments back, albeit quite nervous, before you turn around to grab something. Chibita quietly bickers with karamatsu. “Idjit , I know your painful but this is just sad. Ask him out will ya?!” “I will! Would you please…?! I’m trying to slowly seduce him..” “shut the fuck up and ask him on a date!”

Iyami couldn’t help but shake his head at the virgin of virgins, Choromatsu. Was he even trying to hide his boner? Or did he just not notice it himself? This was truly an unfortunate sight to behold, and he couldn’t stand it anymore. To make a long story short, iyami is your brother. Quite honestly, you and iyami didn’t have the closest relationship unfortunately. So it was quite a bit deal for you two to see eachother at all, and if there was one matsu iyami could depend on to be his company to make things less awkward, it was him. He wouldn’t do anything outlandish and stupid.. most likely.. and was also the only one willing to do it other than Osomatsu.. as if he’d trust him with that. However, it seems he didn’t take into account that this virgin was so desperate he ended up liking another man. Well, it’s not like iyami doesn’t like men himself but still. “Idiot, you need to make a move before I do it for you” he said with a menacing glare, and he figured he just might have to since he was too damn scared to say a word.

Ichimatsu prayed to the lord kinko didn’t say anything that would absolutely ruin his life or make him beyond embarrassed. Even better, that she didn’t notice something was wrong with him after you complimented him. However, kinko seemed to always know when something was off about him, this was no exception. He was her good friend after all, and she was already “shipping” the both of you since you clicked really well. Admittedly though she didn’t think he was gay, neither did he apparently because he was having a gay panic attack the whole damn time. “Hey..” she whispered with a giggle, and he quietly groans in embarrassment. “Hey hey! Don’t be embarrassed! Let me help you out!” he puts his face in his hands, shaking his head no “cmooon! He’s one of my best friends I’m sure I can help you out!” She says with a smile, and he sighs, taking his hands away from his face, giving in. “Fine. Just.. don’t make me look like an idiot..” “yes yes yes! Okay okay! Lets do this! Wingman mode activate!” and he’s groaning again. He’s going to regret this.

Jyushimatsu was so happy to see his ex girlfriend again, even if they weren’t dating! It was clear he cared for her a tremendous amount even if they weren’t in love anymore. Homura was excited to see him too, and it was like they never separated. They seemed to be just really good friends, so close now that she wanted him to meet her brother. Somehow she knew the two of them would hit it off better than she did with him when they were dating, because you were quick to start flirting with him and giving him a nice compliment. He blushes a bit, she can’t help but notice that’s the most she’s ever seen him blush, nothing like what she did to him. But she was okay with that. She was dating somebody anyway. She smiled, and motions her hand to him with a “c’mhere” motion, and he quietly follows, “do you like y/n?” She asks with a quiet giggle as he blushes wildly, “thought so. Want me to help? He is my brother after all..” and he nods happily, “yeah yeah yeah!”

Todomatsu always appreciated meeting new people and new friends to help with his image in order to get chicks but he didn’t expect to like one of the men to help with his image. Maybe he should’ve expected somebody like atsushi to know super hot dudes. He was not beating the gay allegations right now. Seriously, he was blushing bright red the entire time, and he finally stopped responding after you complimented him, he only answered you in stutters after that. The smooth atsushi was quick to notice this and slides next to him and whispers, “hey…” “ahh!!” He squeaks in surprise, which his friend can’t help but chuckle at. “Couldn’t help but notice that .. you’ve been staring at y/n for awhile now..” he starts, and totty sighs, too gay to even care as he puts reds his cheek on the palm of his hand, staring at you from afar. “I didn’t know you swung that way… want me to help?” He asked, and totty quickly turns to him “really?! You’ll help me?!” “Of course…but first.. you gotta relax..”

#choromatsu x reader #ichimatsu x reader #jyushimatsu x reader #karamatsu x reader #osomatsu x reader #todomatsu x reader #ososan x reader #osomatsusan x reader #osomatsu san x reader

[shsl-beeboy-imagines]

This might be an odd request but can I request some friendship stuff with Shuichi & Kokichi pls?

(Here’s some Platonic Kokichi and Shuichi for ya!)

Platonic Shuichi and Kokichi HeadCanons!

Shuichi Saihara:

-You’re his partner in crime! 

-> Or..In law and justice? In Detective Shit?

-Neither of you are sure. But you two are good together, as friends.

-You’re like his little wingman for whomever he pursues.

- You love seeing your best friend hook up with the love of his life, it almost brings tears to your eyes. Almost.

-The Killing game makes it even better. Two geniuses, battling against despair..so amazing.

(oh no i’m starting to sound like Nagito-)

-You were one of the people to help him out of his little rut after Kaede died.

-You’re his best friend, till the very end. 

-You’ll beat this killing game with him. 

- You two are like hope incarnate. Nothing will stop your driving force.

-Not even the populous. 

-Not even Monokuma.

-Not even Team Danganronpa.

-You two like to cheer eachother up, and have latenight slumber parties. 

-You gossip and chat in the wee hours of the mornin’.

-You two are inseperable, but not loving. Nahh.

-Bros before hoes.

Kokichi Ouma:

-Now you two

-You are partners in CRIME.

-Dirty Crime boi.

-You’re his second in command.

-He calls you his underling but we all know who wears the pants in this platonic relationship.

-You tend to follow him like a sheep, but you would absolutely slap a bitch for him.

-You’d notice him falling in love even before he’d know.

-You absolutely can see through his little lies. 

-”Nishishi! I don’t give two shits about you.”

- “That’s a lie, Ko.”  -”Hmph. You’re too smart. You know too much. >:( “

-You two would probably do self-care rituals together

-The Supreme Leader of Evil’s gotta look you know, not like a dingy street rat. 

-You are gossip QUEENS. Jesus why do you two gossip so much

-You know and / or spill ALL THE TEA. -> AND THE TEA IS HOT AND SPICY

#danganronpa #drv3 #kokichi ouma #kokichi #shuichi saihara #kokichi x reader #shuichi x reader #kokichi oma x reader #shuichi saihara x reader #danganronpav3 #killing harmony