Tumgik
#bilbo
meluiloth · 3 days
Text
Just a fun poll about my Tolkien blorbos :)
(Inspired by @lanthanum12's favorite character poll!)
63 notes · View notes
itsthemxze · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
So I just finished watching the hobbit last night
32 notes · View notes
fleurdemiel-145 · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
My pretty men - part 2
Because they're so cute and funny 🤣
29 notes · View notes
a-freemaniac · 2 days
Text
Hello to my Bilbo day.😃
Wishing you a wonderful Sunday ❤️
Tumblr media
22 notes · View notes
Text
❃✰☾ ⋆ Ʈᖾᥱ ᕼoᑲᑲɩt ᙏᥱຕᥱ⳽⋆☽✰❃
❃✰☾⋆ ᒐoɾᑯ oƒ tᖾᥱ ᖇɩᥒɠ⳽ ᙏᥱຕᥱ⳽ ⋆☽✰❃
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
22 notes · View notes
eglerieth · 6 months
Text
Some of y’all are not appreciating Bilbo Baggins enough. I am here to remedy that. This guy has:
• somehow managed to establish himself as a respectable, staid hobbit by the time he was fifty, despite being both a grandson of Bullroarer Took and the Shire champion of pretty much every aiming-game known to hobbitkind
• had an in-depth debate on pleasantries with a random guy passing by in the street, who turned out to be GANDALF
• collapsed in front of his own fire shaking and muttering “struck by lightning” over and over again in response to hearing about dragons and danger
• mind you, this was after he screamed loud enough to startle a roomful of Dwarves
• signed up for a dangerous quest completely outside of his league out of spite
• when told to scout out a mysterious light, saw some trolls, and instead of reporting back with the information, decided to PICK THE TROLLS POCKET
• arrived in Rivendell for the first time and said it “smelled like elves”
• upon meeting a strange creature that visibly wanted to eat him, he decided to play a riddle game with him- and guessed pretty much every one, and made up his own riddles, afraid and alone, that not only were good and full of linguistic puns, but actually stumped the other guy- AND THEN CHEATED AND WON WITH A QUESTION
• showed mercy to said strange creature who wanted to kill him, and was now standing between him and freedom
• eavesdropped on the dwarves arguing over whether to try to save him, then popped up casually smack in the middle of them just as they were debating
• somehow managed to sleep like a log at the really really high eyrie full of wild predators
• found himself in a bad situation, said eff it, and turned around and antagonized and fought off an insane amount of man eating spiders, like enough of them that fifty was a small portion, by singing at them with incredibly complex and punny insulting songs composed on the spot, while simultaneously slaying them in multitudes despite having zero combat training. Seriously, we don’t discuss enough how epic the spider scene is.
• broke a company of dwarves out of the very secure prison of the Elvenking by inventing white water rafting with barrels
• charmed his way out of being eaten by a dragon
• stole the frickin Arkenstone from the guys who employed him, one of whom was a king
• took part in an epic battle, only to be knocked out in the first ten minutes and miss the entire thing
• was named elf-friend by the guy who’s prisoners he sprung
• wrote his own autobiography, complete with all the narrative recognition of his own heroics
• spent 60 years writing said autobiography
• taught his lower class neighbor’s kid how to read
• taught his nephew Elvish- not only Sindarin, but Quenya too
• spent decades telling his cousins his own story as fairy tales, complete with character impressions accurate enough that one of them was able to fool a servant of the Enemy with a second hand impression
• used the One Ring of Power to hide from his neighbors
• planned an elaborate feast with multiple social faux pas to mess with his neighbors, complete with a purposefully bewildering speech and culminating in him vanishing into thin air in front of everyone
• left his cousins and neighbors very unsubtle passive aggressive gifts in his will
• settled into Rivendell, randomly befriended the heir to the throne of like half of Middle Earth, and apparently spent his time writing very personal poems about his hosts and reciting them to crowds of elves
• after being invited to a Council of basically every major kingdom in the continent, spent a quarter of the time reciting vague poems about his friends, a quarter of the time telling anyone who would listen about his heroic past, and half the time interrupting to ask when lunch would be
• volunteered to bring the ring to Mordor
• became one of only four or five mortals in history to live in Valinor
Seriously, Bilbo Baggins may well be the most chaotic, insane person in the entire legendarium, and that includes the likes of people like Finrod “bit a werewolf to death to save the life of guy who he just met and gave up his kingdom for” Felagund.
4K notes · View notes
brigwife · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Lord of the Rings (Extended-extended edition): Shots that didn't make the final cut
5K notes · View notes
mrkida-art · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
remembrance
4K notes · View notes
autistook · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Richard Armitage & Martin Freeman in
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Amount of Gay Shit
2012
1K notes · View notes
emiuli · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
" I have no use for rings of gold, i care not for your poetry. I only want your hand to hold, i only want you near me. "
- Courting Song.
8K notes · View notes
idontcarecarebear · 5 months
Text
I love comparing book Thorin and to movie Thorin especially when they first meet Bilbo and book Thorin lands flat on his face being crushed by Bifur, Bofur and Bombur, pulls out a beautiful harp that he’s been carrying the whole time to the shire and even after they leave the shire, gives compliments to Bilbo about being a generous host and talks about the hair on his feet and movie Thorin just saunters in looking like a sexy mysterious man in the night ready to whisk away poor Bilbo but his brain wasn’t working quick enough to keep up with the charade and insults Bilbo instead.
And I love both of them and would love it if they both met and thought the other version was a complete moron.
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
logancomix · 8 months
Text
In Bilbo's defense, I, too, would have been quite upset if a person I just met invited 13 strangers to my house without telling me, and they all started rearranging my house while eating literally every speck of food I have in my kitchen, then came up with a song on the fly poking fun at me and how strict I'm being.
3K notes · View notes
fleurdemiel-145 · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
My pretty men - Part 1
Here, I did a little something with my favorites from LOTR and The Hobbit 😊🖤
Feel free to add yours 😉😘
Tumblr media
20 notes · View notes
a-freemaniac · 1 day
Text
Thanks for all your sweet Bilbo interactions today.
It was great fun.❤️❤️❤️
Tumblr media
18 notes · View notes
trashcancalicojack · 1 year
Text
Thorin: Whenever Bilbo is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.
*sound of glass breaking in the background*
Thorin: It hasn't worked yet, but it will happen
3K notes · View notes
doctorslippery · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes