Dwalin: what the fuck is Kíli even doing?
Bilbo: his best
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Drabble Challenge 6: 15-16 May
It’s baaack! We'll be running another edition of this quick event!
Ideally we’d like you to clear some free time for those two days, or at least pop on Tumblr to see what's going on. The event is designed in such a way that you could play in short bursts from time to time or continuously for a while - it’s up to you! Please consider this in your plans.
Rules will be the same as in the previous edition of this event (they will be posted on Saturday morning).
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Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kíli/Tauriel, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Dís, Fíli, Kíli, Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Tauriel
Additional Tags: Pregnancy, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
After the Battle of Five Armies, Fíli is stuck running Erebor while his brother and uncle recover. However, things are somewhat mixed up with the arrival of Tauriel, banished from Mirkwood and carrying a secret. If Thorin can forgive Bilbo, though, surely he can be convinced to accept an elf? (It might be best, however, not to mention that according to elven custom, she is already his niece-in-law -- with quickly growing proof to show for it...)
if guillermo del toro had directed the hobbit movies he would’ve had thorin and kili getting drunk over their crushes on bilbo and tauriel and singing sad pining songs like this
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Fili: Wait, three?
Kili: OH MY GOD BILBO FELL OFF—
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The Hobbit: Secrets in the Shadows - PG. 9 & 10
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Story by me, my mom and co-creator @bayrad
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Hello ! What is Naya's worst memory? And the best ?
This is my daily dose of happiness 💕
Naya's worst memory would be watching Thorin, Frerin and Dwalin leaving for war and learning about Frerin's passing when they came back. He was one of her dearest friends, she considered him family and so his death broke her heart.
As for her best memory, it would have to be Fíli's birth. First because her best friend finally got a child and when Dís feels happy, Naya feels it too. But also because Fíli's birth means the beginning of her courtship with Thorin.
Kíli's birth is also her best memory because of course, another baby in the family, and because she got married to her One shortly after.
Thanks for asking those questions darling 💕
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Someone once told me that if you yawn right after someone else it means that you and that person have an emotional connection.
Me: * opening pinterest, scrolling the home, randomly finding the gif *
Legolas in the gif: * yawn *
Me: * yawn *
Me: * gasp * Legolas! we are emotionally connected!
Me: LET'S GET MARRIED!!
Legolas: *confused af * what?
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Kili: We have fun, don’t we, Mr. Boggins?
Bilbo: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Your ocs are asked to was ALL the dishes after a feast, just the two of them? What do they do?
Another one? My lucky day! Thank you!
Well, Poppy grew up in the Shire. What the dwarves consider a feast might not be what she considers large enough to be considered such- though she wouldn’t tell them that. Sure, she’d be a little put out that it was just her and Elenor to do the washing up (she used to love washing the dishes with her cousins and sisters, great time to gossip) but she knows the quicker you start the quicker it’s over. She’d roll her sleeves up and get to work.
Elenor, on the other hand, would be a little confused. She spent most of her time in Middle Earth living pretty solitarily with her sister and Radagast- and eating pretty slimly at that. The amount of dishes would definitely be intimidating, but she believes in hard work and the only way over is through. She would be pretty anxious, though, wondering if she had made someone angry somehow- was no one else helping but Poppy because she had done something wrong? (Probably not, but it would take a bit of talking herself out of it before she believed it)
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An oc ask! What are their favorite things to do?!
Thanks for the ask!!
Elenor likes to scale the mountain. Indoors, outdoors, you name it (normally in some remote cavern or some such- she gets odd looks from the dwarves if she does it in the city centre). Sometimes she’ll sneak off to help Bofur and Bifur check out the older mines- this gives Kíli heart attacks. She spent most of her time with Radagast in the Greenwood, and loved climbing the trees just to see how far she could get- no trees in Erebor, so she makes do with the rocks. (She’s swear you to secrecy, because if Kíli found out he’d kill her, but sometimes she doesn’t even wear the harness he scrounged for her)
Poppy on the other hand is much like other hobbits, and prefers milder hobbies. Namely quilting. She hates cutting the fabric, but designing the top? Her absolute favourite. The fact that the bigger it gets the more it covers her and the warmer she is in the big cold Lonely Mountain is just a bonus!
Kili, internally: Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
Kili, out loud: Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party?
Kili: He had no body to dance with.
Tauriel, laughing: That’s really funny!
Kili, internally: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke is hilarious.
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Kili: What if “it’s raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are about the same event but from different perspectives?
Bilbo: Kili, I swear to god-
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After getting together with Tauriel
Kili: It’s going weirdly well.
Fili: Weirdly well?
Kili: Yeah like, I’m afraid.
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Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fíli/Kíli (Tolkien), Kíli/Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli/Kíli/Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman, Thorin's Company
Additional Tags: Durincest, Porn With Plot, Accidental Voyeurism, Seduction, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Sibling Incest, Power Dynamics, Everybody Lives, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, BAMF Fíli, Sweet kili, Iglishmêk, Sign Language, Porn with Feelings, Thorin is a Softie, But he won't admit it, Sex Magic, Smut, Fluff and Smut, smut with feelings, Love, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Mentioned Thorin's Company, Kíli has self-esteem issues, Thorin wipes them away, insecure!Kili, Hair-pulling, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Choking
Summary:The seduction of one baffled Thorin Oakenshield, King under the mountain, by his mischievous nephews, who, to Thorin's surprise, seem to have quite a different dynamic between them than what he would have expected. He's curious and intrigued to find out what exactly is going on between them.
He finds out that Kíli is even more special than he already knew he was, seeming to be a dwarf of legends, made for pleasure (his own as well as others).
Set after BOTFA, everybody lives, nobody dies, Erebor is flourishing once more and things are going well for our favorite dwarves.
Chapter 7: Thorin has his way with Fíli and things get intense.
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I have a Growth Hormone Deficiency which causes me to be 4' 10", and another name for that is Pituitary Dwarfism. The legal limit for Dwarfism is 4' 10", so even though I have relatively average proportions, I do technically qualify for having Dwarfism. I have a lot to say about this, but as an Lotr Fanfic Blog, I'm just thinking about Fantasy Dwarves reacting to a human with Dwarfism. Because like, the only person with that kinda height in Middle Earth are Dwarves and Hobbits, so they probably wouldn't think she's human at first. I can imagine they'd be rather intrigued by the condition, maybe feeling more comfortable around her because of it. They'd certainly be curious. And just imagine their reaction to finding out that Humans deadass named a disability after them. I mean, granted, "Hobbitism" doesn't sound right, but still. Would they be offended, or shouting "ONE OF US, ONE OF US!!!"? The possibilities are endless
Tags: @grunid, @claraofthepen, @cryptichobbit, @moony-artnstuff, @red-riding
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Kili comforts an anxious Elle.
I really hope this helps you in some way, @elles-writing! I personally have never experienced anxiety, so I feel like I don’t know what to say or anything, as awkward as that sounds, but I guess this is my way of trying to give you a virtual hug.
OC Used: N/A
Word Count: 626
Warning(s): Anxiety, negative thoughts towards body image
Darkness covered the room, obscuring and distorting even the most familiar of objects so as to turn the furnishings into terrifying monsters. Only a single small candle flickered against the shadows; fighting to scare off the gloom.
Hidden farther back in the shadows, a young woman burrowed farther into the blankets she had piled up on the bed. She trembled under the weight of a variety of emotions; each tormenting her exhausted mind.
If only she could sleep, rest, recharge. But the nagging questions kept circling back, refusing to let her go just yet.
The soft click of the door opening had her head snapping up. Anxiously, she watched as a flickering beam of light appeared in the doorway; barely illuminated the stubbled face of the person she most wanted to see.
The Dwarrow paused, seemingly looking around the room. "Elle?" He called out, his voice carrying just the slight hint of an accent. "Amrâlimê?"
The woman slowly sat up, fisting the covers tightly in her hands. "Kili." She breathed out, and the Dwarrow made his way through the room, still carrying his candle.
"Love, what are you doing in the dark?" He asked in confusion as he knelt before the fireplace, quickly coaxing a fire to life within the hearth. Light was restored to the room, chasing away the gloom that had threatened from all sides.
Elle hesitated, fidgeting as she avoided eye-contact. Kili watched her silently before setting aside the candle; approaching the bed like one approached a wild beast.
Slowly, he sat down on the edge of the bed, studying Elle's face in the light of the roaring fire that crackled happily. His brown eyes took in the way she shook slightly, hands curled into fists.
Swinging his legs up onto the bed, Kili maneuvered himself next to Elle, wrapping a comforting arm around her shoulder. "What's wrong, Elle?" He asked softly, gazing at her face. "You can tell me, love."
Silence hung in the air like a heavy weight as Elle wrestled with her thoughts. Then it all came spilling out in a rush. "I'm scared because of the dark, and I can't stop shaking and I just don't think I'm pretty like the other girls. I know its wrong to think of myself that way, but I just don't like myself very much right now."
Kili listened quietly, tightening his arm around Elle. "Amrâlimê, it's alright to not feel pretty all the time." He soothed, but Elle shook her head.
"Kili, I just get fed up with all the other girls judging me because I'm not as thin as them." She sniffled, making Kili frown.
"So what? Just tell them to bugger off or something. Don't pay attention to them."
"It's not as simple as that, Kee. As much as I don't want to pay attention to them or just not care about other people judging me, I can't help it."
Kili thought for a moment before responding. "Then let's not worry about them. Snuggle w'me?" He asked, and Elle nodded silently, allowing Kili to pull her closer and wrap both his arms around her in a tight hug.
Rocking slightly, Kili nuzzled Elle's hair as she curled up against his broad chest. She let out a contented sigh, making a smile pull at the corner of Kili's mouth.
"Y'know, I always did like your shoulders... So..." She trailed off, searching for words. "I don't know, thick, broad, huggable, something like that."
Kili gazed wide-eyed down at her, wondering if this was really a conversation he was having with Elle. "What?"
"Your shoulders. I like them." Elle muttered sleepily, burrowing her face into the crook of Kili's neck.
Kili began to chuckle, shaking his head. "Whatever makes you happy, love."
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What I think the Hobbit characters smell like (just because)
Most of my memories are attached to particular smells and scents. And as weird as it sounds, I love to associate people with a certain smell. It helps me remember them. When I write a fic, I often try to describe what the character smells like. So I thought, let's do a headcanons on how the Hobbits characters smell like. I hope you guys will like it!
Thorin : He smells like steel and sweat. But when you pay attention there is this soft scent of rocks after it has rained.
Bilbo : Like caramel and mint tea, and like freshly cut grass.
Fíli : For some reasons, I think Fíli smells like the ocean, sweet and salty, and like the sand after being bathed in sunlight for hours.
Kíli : Leather and smoke, definitely. But there is this very light touch of lavender.
Dwalin : Sweat and ashes, like right after a fire that has died down, and like a wet dog.
Balin : Very old parchments, and candle wax. Old wooden furnitures and rhubarb.
Ori : Old books and ink, obviously. But he also smells like mud and dirt, for some reasons.
Nori : Oranges and spices. Probably a bit like whiskey too.
Dori : He smells like honey and potato soup, of freshly cleaned sheets, and soap.
Oin : Like sugar and peppermint, and there is this strong scent of thyme and rosemary.
Gloin : Melting gold and sweat, pepper and weapon cleaning oil. He also carries the soft smell of freshly baked pie for some reasons.
Bifur : He smells like dirt, like an old farm and a little bit like chocolate.
Bombur : Cinnamon, honey and a teeny tiny bit like lemon.
Bofur : Like old wood. He also smells like sugar, apples/cider and like coffee.
Thranduil : He smells like silk, like wine and wild flowers.
Tauriel : Her skin always carries this soft almond scent, and her hair smells like pine trees.
Lindir : Lilac and river banks, and like a midsummer night around a bonfire.
Radagast : Like a room that hasn't been opened in days, and kept in the dark. But also like mushrooms and weed.
Bard : Of course there is the smell of fish, but there is also this scent of nuts and daffodils, and some mint.
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