stede: my boyfriend—oh sorry ed is that ok?? can i call u that 👉👈 is that too forward?
ed, absolutely soaking through his leather pants: oughnhnf yes zaddy 🥵🥵😩😩😩💦💦💦
ed sexualizing the absolute fuck out of his and stede's 2 year age gap, especially rn during this short sweet period where stede is in his 50s and ed is still in his 40s
stede saying “im fairly sure we’re not the only ones who want to live forever” right after ed just made everyone in that room want to be put out of their misery