#Source: Psych

[filmyocean]

Maddie: I know what this is about. You're jealous of all the attention Tommy is getting. Especially from Eddie Buck: Please. You think I care if Eddie gives some other guy some attention? How insecure do you think I am? Buck: Seriously, how insecure do you think I am? I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

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[batfamgalore]

*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*

Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.

Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?

Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.

Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.

Bruce: I did not vouch for you.

Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.

Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.

Dick: Let’s hug it out.

Bruce: Put your arms down.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #incorrect dc quotes #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes #justice league #wally west #kid flash #the flash #source: psych

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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[strawberrylet]

*entering a warehouse*

Tim: I don’t wanna get shot, Hood

Jason: Just stay low, you’ll be the lookout

Tim: Good, cuz I can lookout from outside

Jason: Get back here

- from psych s4e7

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: So you think someone planted it in his locker? Rogue: No, I think someone put it there on purpose. Fighter: That's what I just said. Rogue: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power.

#fighter #rogue #source: psych #mod meme #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[angelofthenight]

Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.

You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?

Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-

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[incorrectghostfiles]

Shane: Can I tell you a secret?

Ryan: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

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[incorrect-tbosas]

effie: just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

haymitch: you won't have to. I'll escape. we both know that.

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[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

Kaito: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know this.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: psych

[uncorrectintamed]

Nie Huaisang: I know what this is about. You're jealous of all the attention Hanguang-jun is getting. Especially from Wei-xiang.

Jiang Cheng: Please. You think I care if Wuxian gives some other guy some attention? How insecure do you think I am?

Jiang Cheng: Seriously, how insecure do you think I am? Please tell me.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #incorrect quotes #source: psych

[lesbian-deadpool]

Bucky: Come on, Y/N, there's no reason to kick a man when he's already down.

Y/N: That's exactly when a man should be kicked, because that's the only way he learns.

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[percabethlovebot]

Grover: I noticed there are only two graves here, and yet there five of us.

Kronos: Obviously, you will have to share.

Grover: Yes, but I think I speak for the group when I say who shares with who?

Nico: I’m not going with Thalia.

Percy: Considering Annabeth and I are the sole couple in the group, I think it’s only fair that we have our own grave.

Grover: After all we’ve been through, I’ve earned the right to rest beside you just as much as Annabeth.

Thalia: Alright look, if no one wants Grover, I’ll take him. Nico, why don’t you go with those two.

Grover: Man, I am nobody’s charity case, I demand to dig my own grave!

#source: psych #pjo #percy jackson #incorrect percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #thalia grace #nico di angelo #percy jackson incorrect quotes #percy jackson and the olympians #incorrect pjo #percabeth

[batfamgalore]

*Dick and Jason are kidnapped and the evil guy is holding a vial of poison*

Evil guy: One part cyanide, one part strychnine, two parts atropine, with just a shake, not stirred, of boat cleaner. And it’s all for you.

*Points at Jason*

Dick: That’s not gonna work. I can’t watch him die. You’ll have to kill me first.

Jason: You must be out of your damn mind. If you think I’m gonna sit here and die after watching you die with some ridiculous grin on your face because you’re thinking of some stupid pun or something.

Jason: And do you have just the one needle? Do you plan on sterilizing between uses?

Dick: Surely you can’t be serious.

Jason: I don’t know where all you’ve been, Wing.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #incorrect dc quotes #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #source: psych

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: You okay?

Tony: Alright, I'll bite. What's the joke?

Bruce: Just want to make sure you got home alright last night.

Tony: From what?

Bruce: From the bar.

Tony: What bar?

Clint: You were at a bar?

Tony: No, I wasn't at a bar! I don't drink.

Clint: You don't drink?

Tony: Well, a bit of wine at weddings. An occasional snifter of brandy. Maybe a good single-malt scotch.

Steve: Sounds like drinking to me.

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[strawberrylet]

Jason: *reading a letter* signed… “tin” drake… you misspelt your name

Tim: I did that on purpose

Jason: No you didn’t

Tim: You’re right, I was in a hurry and didn’t have spell check

Jason: You need spell check for your own name?

-from psych s5e4

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[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: This is not time for your shenanigans!

Jason: It was a single shenanigan. Technically more of a hijink.

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