Buck: I feel fine.
Eddie: Buck! You were just stabbed!
Buck: Don't worry! I've been stabbed before!
Eddie: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, BUCK!!
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Buck: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Eddie: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Buck: I—
Buck: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Buddie incorrect quotes 5/?
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Buck in 7x04: You're in his dms but I'm in his will. We are not the same, Kinard.
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Eddie*to girls* he is single
Tommy: joke on you, Diaz, he is not anymore
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buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me
maddie:
maddie: that is not–
eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy
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buck: *acting tough* you guys don’t wanna mess with me
eddie: yeah, buck will straight up cry in public, don’t test him
buck: exactly, i will straight up-
buck:
buck: *tearing up* eddie why would you say that??
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Eddie’s disappointed husband face lives rent free in my mind
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Buck: "I was telling Maddie about how I always have checked out hot guy's asses and she seemed... surprised? Like it's not something everyone does?..."
Eddie, scrunching his nose in confusion: "Of course it is, I do it all the time!"
Buck: "Right? I've checked your ass so many times!"
Eddie: "Yeah, same!"
Buck: "It-it doesn't mean anything..."
Eddie: "No, of course not...."
Buck and Eddie: *akward silence*
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Buck, at some point after the wedding ceremony: So, everyone, this is Tommy. My boyfriend.
Tommy: Hi
Everyone:
Josh, on the back, holding a champagne bottle while looking at the sky: So you just hate me, then?
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911 s7 through the Buddie-looking-glass so far
7x01: talk to our son im too gay for this
7x02: I swear we mean well we’re just kinda dumb *tap*
7x03: worried hubs save captain dad
7x04: fuck ur new friend- no wait dONT FUCK HIM
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Buck: I changed my mind.
Eddie: Does it work now?
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Buddie incorrect quotes 1/?
Buddie incorrect quotes
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Eddie: Tommy is a cool guy, like he's really awes-
Buck: Tommy kissed me
Eddie:
Buck:
Eddie: Tommy is a dead man. I hope he sleeps with one eye open.
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eddie: buck this is ridiculous
buck: how dare you. i cannot believe you would say that to me. and in front of the children too.
eddie: literally what are you talking about christopher is at school.
buck: he's here in spirit! and you know he would be on my side! and now you're blatantly ignoring our oldest son????
ravi: yeah don't blatantly ignore me!
buck: i am disgusted. dismayed. horrified. appalled. ravi give me more adjectives.
ravi: smad.
buck: i am sm-
buck: ravi.
ravi: you put me on the spot!
eddie: i literally just said that you couldn't get a dog for the station without telling bobby first. and you went and brought our children into it. i am absolutely outraged.
buck: i am not loving this turn of events.
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