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Buck: Cooking together is not romantic, move out my fucking way.
Eddie, scrambling the eggs: What the fuck?
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Buck after he brought his bf to the wedding without coming out to anyone except Maddie and Eddie: What you thought I was straight? skill issue
Tommy: you thought you were straight before I kissed you
Buck: never said I hadn't had this issue too
Ravi: I never had this issue. i knew you were fruity
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Eddie: No one could ever replace you, Evan.
Buck: Are you sure? Have you checked? Have you ever considered how replaceable I am?
Eddie: What…?
Buck: I bet there are 5 of me in a 2 mile radius.
Eddie: Buck, no-
Buck: I might be spared parts, but all of them love you. Make sure to dispose of them properly when you’re done with them.
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Buck: What about us?
Eddie, confused: What about us?
Buck: What about everything we've been through?
Eddie: Buck, what are you talking about?
Buck: What about trust?
Eddie: Are you fucking singing high school musical to me right now?
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Buck: Eddie, you are my best friend so I got you a friendship bracelet!
Eddie:...
Eddie: It's an engagement ring
Buck: You don't want it?
Eddie, aggressively put it on: Of course I do!
Buck to Maddie: He said yes.
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*Eddie and Maddie finally just hanging out and Maddie telling stories about Buck*
Maddie: Buck had his first boyfriend when he was 10 and it was the cutest thing ever
Eddie: Had his first what now?
Maddie: Boyfriend, this was long before you Eddie no need to be jealous, they were kids, it was funny
Eddie: Before me? Huh what when where why?
Maddie:
Maddie: You and Buck aren’t..?
Eddie:
Eddie: BUCK’S BI???
Maddie: 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
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eddie: so, chim told me you’ve been ranking the team out of appearance
buck: calm down, twelve
eddie: you can’t- wait, out of what?
buck: ten
eddie: oh
chimney: eddie
eddie: it’s called free speech, chimney. look it up.
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Hen: Alright, what happened?
Eddie:
Eddie: Buck told me he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hen: Ok, and?
Eddie: And I accidentally said “thank god” right to his face.
Hen:
Hen: Eddie—
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Buck: soooo… you and my sister got married for tax reasons, right?
Chim: no, we got married because we love each other. The tax thing was just kind of… the kick in the pants we needed to finally just…. Do it, Y’know?
Buck:
Chim:
Buck:
Chim:
Buck: Do you think Eddie pays taxes?
Hours later
Buck (walking past Eddie): how do you do, fellow tax-complaint citizen?
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