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incorrectbellimala · 2 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #764
Sam: What would you do if you were invisible?
Lamlis: I think I'd like to spend time in nature. I could easily watch birds and animals without scaring them and I feel like it'd be really peaceful.
Swin: Set up tripwires everywhere...
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321gark · 2 hours ago
"I once waited several months to finish a joke don't test me"
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incorrectbellimala · 6 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #763
Lamlis: is upset
Belli Mala: We will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to ensure we eradicate whatever hurt you.
Lamlis: I’d prefer a hug.
Belli Mala: Ok.
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incorrectbellimala · 10 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #762
Shaia: And when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life, but that's bullshit.
Shaia: I love what I do, and let me tell you something... I've worked some days.
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321gark · 10 hours ago
"Dog the cat, Fluffy the Dog, Mango the mushro- mango is not a pet, he is a food, and we're not taking him to the vets"
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 18 hours ago
Wizard: It’s stupid!
Barbarian: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?
Wizard: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 21 hours ago
Rogue: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing
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incorrectbellimala · 21 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #761
Swin: Oh, to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc.
Isla: You can wreak absolute havoc as a person, too, if you're rowdy enough.
Swin: But as a goose, I would never feel remorse.
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321gark · a day ago
"Killing people who make scam people for a living isn't homicide, it's a community service"
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #758
Hikari: How do Swin and Sam usually get out of these messes?
Isla: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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321gark · a day ago
"Losing the same cat 3 times is wild, regardless of whether or not the third time was me stealing it"
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dragonlord0222 · a day ago
Paladin: Necromancer? What are you doing at my BBQ!?
Necromancer: Oh, you know, just raising the steaks.
Paladin: did you just turn my steaks into zombies!?
Necromancer: ya lol
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Shady NPC: I know who you are.
Fizz: Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?
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321gark · a day ago
"I need to find someone with a bigger, more confident hand"
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Wizard: You can’t rush perfection.
Fighter: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
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