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D&D Classes as Quotes
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 17 hours ago
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Wizard: It’s stupid!
Barbarian: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?
Wizard: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 20 hours ago
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Rogue: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing
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Wizard: You can’t rush perfection.
Fighter: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
For my backup pc I have a warforged circle of spores druid who was stripped of most of her parts after the war and abandoned in a forest only for magic plants/fungi to grow around her and revive her. Her name is Fern and she is here to be tall and rock a moss cape
wholeass vibe
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
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The first set are by mintandmustard on Etsy, and are called "Feywild Ocean". I believe the set is now out of stock.
The second set are a custom order from this seller, Luffleberry. I really couldn't be happier with them.
Both were ordered for my character Kelp!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
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The People Have Spoken
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one like and I'll post pictures of my new dice
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
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one like and I'll post pictures of my new dice
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 3 days ago
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Bard: I’m so sad Sorcerer isn’t with us. They’re my best friend.
Rogue: What about me?
Bard: You’re my worst friend.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 3 days ago
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Fighter: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Bard: I’m too pretty.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 days ago
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Gunslinger: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 days ago
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Monk: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Rogue: Stabbing.
Monk: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Rogue: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 days ago
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Bard: That’s right! It’s a blast from your past, with that sass and lovely ass. [Strikes a pose.] Am I… man enough for you?
BBEG: WHY can’t you take this SERIOUSLY?!!
Bard: Because that’s what you want, and I’m not going to give it to you.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 days ago
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Fighter: There is still one thing I don't understand.
Wizard: Math?
Artificer: Science?
Sorcerer: Bathing?
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 days ago
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Warlock: So what’s the plan for tonight?
Rogue: Are you sure you want to talk about the S-C-H-E-M-E in front of P-A-L-A-D-I-N?
Paladin, sarcastically: It’s times like this I sure wish I could spell.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 days ago
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Paladin: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Warlock: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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