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Lan Jingyi: I would like to phone a friend.

Wei Wuxian: I haven't asked anything yet.

Lan Jingyi: I know, but I miss him.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #incorrect quotes #source: twitter

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Wen Qing: My favorite game is to act like I can't understand something very simple when a man is explaining it to me to see how dumb he thinks I am.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wen qing #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Nie Mingjue: What's wrong with you?

Nie Huaisang: [Takes a long sip from a fruit punch Capri sun]

Nie Huaisang: My sketchers don't light up anymore.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #incorrect quotes

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Xue Yang: Am I going too far?

Xiao Xingchen: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #xue chengmei #xiao xingchen #incorrect quotes

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Wei Wuxian: I'm brilliant as well as skilled. It's a great burden, all of that on top of my dashing good looks, but I try to soldier on as best as I can.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #source: the dresden files

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Jin Guangyao: I came out here to attack people. And I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin guangyao #meng yao #incorrect quotes

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Lan Jingyi: I need you to meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Jin Ling: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #lan jingyi #jin ling #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble

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Jiang Cheng: [staring out the window while it's raining]

Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong! He's brooding again!

Wei Wuxian: [spraying Jiang Cheng with water] Bad, Jiang Cheng! We've talked about this!

Jiang Cheng: [hisses]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #incorrect quotes

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Lan Wangji: I'm not playing hard to get....I don't know how to talk.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Wei Wuxian: After a through medical assessment, the doctors have described me as, 'a lot, just like a lot to deal with'.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Stranger: Which ones are yours?

Lan Sizhui: [pointing to a destroyed playground where Jin Ling is chasing a child and Jingyi is crawling around in the dirt] Those two.

Stranger: [seriously concerned] Bless your soul...

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #jin ling #lan jingyi #incorrect quotes #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble #source: star vs the forces of evil

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Jiang Cheng: Thanks, Mom.

[Everyone looks at him funny]

Jiang Cheng: Why is everyone looking at me?

Wei Wuxian: You just called Shijie "Mom" you said "Thanks, Mom."

Jiang Cheng: What? No I didn't. I said "Thanks Jie."

Jiang Yanli: Do you see me as a Mother figure A-Cheng?

Jiang Cheng: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Wei Wuxian: Hey! Show your Mother some respect!

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #incorrect quotes #this house is a fucking nightmare #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Wei Wuxian: Isn't there a saying about stones and glass houses?

Jin Zixun:

Jiang Yanli: in case the analogy is lost on you, I believe my brother is calling you a hypocritical bitch.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jin zixun #he needs some milk #source: the originals

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Wei Wuxian: [after meeting Lan Wangji] learned something about myself today. Going to repress it for awhile...but good to know.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #incorrect quotes #wangxian #source: tumblr

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Wei Wuxian: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, its venomous.

Lan Jingyi: What if it bites me and it dies?

Jin Ling: Then you're poisonous. Gods, learn to listen.

Ouyang Zizhen: What if it bites itself and I die?

Wei Wuxian: That's voodoo.

Jin Ling: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Lan Sizhui: That's correlation not causation.

Lan Jingyi: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Wei Wuxian: That's kinky.

Jin Ling: Oh my god.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #ouyang zizhen #incorrect quotes #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble #a day in the life of wwx teaching these idiots

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Nie Mingjue: [to Jin Guangyao] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #incorrect quotes #source: once upon a time

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Wen Ning: [is precious and doesn't deserve this]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wen ning #incorrect quotes