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Conan, talking about his trip to Singapore: You won't believe what we did on this trip.

Haibara: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you were "sleepwalking".

Conan: Oh, no. We burned half the country.

Haibara: That was going to be my second guess.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #edogawa conan #haibara ai #kaito kid #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: ice age

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Hakuba: Kudou-kun is not dating Kuroba-kun. Kudou-kun has been my friend since he joined the team, I know he'd never date a jerk like Kuroba-kun.

Heiji: Kuroba is one of your best friends.

Hakuba: Which is how I know he's a jerk.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: zoey 101

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Shinichi: "Distant relative"? I assume you are referring to my father?

#dcmk #magic kaito #kudo shinichi #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Shiho: What’s your deepest kink?

Kaito: I don't know. I’m a romantic. So I guess committing crime together.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishi #miyano shiho #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Best trio

#reblog #kssedit

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the sillies

ref:

#kssart #reblog

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Kaito: What the fuck is a “passport”? If someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a hunt for revenge as a youth.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Kaito: Hey, Shiho-chan. Who's more mature? Me or Shinichi?

Shiho: It's a tie.

Kaito: Really?

Shiho: Yes. You both lose.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: fresh prince of bel air

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Shinichi: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re cheering me on to disaster.

Kaito: Is that not half the reason I’m your partner in the first place?

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

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Conan: Kaitou KID. I was expecting someone of your reputation to be a little older.

KID: A detective. You’re shorter than I expected.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #edogawa conan #kaito kid #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: star wars #happy encounter day!

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Kaito: Horror is a genre that forces us confront unsettling and upsetting questions about ourselves and the world we live in.

Kaito: For instance, "What if you saw a weird face"?

Kaito: Or, "What if there was a guy standing there"?

#dcmk #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk #source: twitter

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Kaito: Do you finally love me more than that fictional detective?

Shinichi: Hmmmm, that’s going a bit far.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: heartstopper

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Shinichi: Miyano finally went to therapy today.

Kaito: How did it go?

Shinichi: Her therapist had to get a therapist.

#to be completely honest this'll probably happen to all three of them #they're all just a bag of anxieties and trauma #dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Kaito: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Shinichi: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Kaito: Not when you're playing with Shiho-chan, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Shinichi: You won't hit me. I've got a witness.

Shiho: Turn around, Kuroba-kun.

Kaito: *turns around*

Shinichi, chuckles nervously: Kaito?

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: seinfeld

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Shiho: I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.

#dcmk #magic kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec

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Conan, talking about the Detective Boys: Clearly they’ve confused me for someone who has their shit together, and I honestly have no idea how I did that.

#dcmk #magic kaito #edogawa conan #the detective boys #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night