#incorrect dnd classes
Wizard: It’s stupid!
Barbarian: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?
Wizard: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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Rogue: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing
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Rogue: I’ll use my roguish charm.
Cleric: I have total faith in you.
Cleric: Bard, you go with him. Sorcerer, you go too.
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Wizard: You can’t rush perfection.
Fighter: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
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Cleric: How'd you survive?
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Wizard: My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,
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Incorrect Belli Mala #754
Lamlis: I think I've been stabbed.
Isla: You've been stabbed?!
Lamlis: I sure hope so, otherwise I don't know where this knife in my stomach came from.
Shaia: ... Can I have it?
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Bard: I’m so sad Sorcerer isn’t with us. They’re my best friend.
Rogue: What about me?
Bard: You’re my worst friend.
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Fighter: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Bard: I’m too pretty.
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Rogue: Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.
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Gunslinger: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!
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Monk: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Monk: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Rogue: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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Bard: That’s right! It’s a blast from your past, with that sass and lovely ass. [Strikes a pose.] Am I… man enough for you?
BBEG: WHY can’t you take this SERIOUSLY?!!
Bard: Because that’s what you want, and I’m not going to give it to you.
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Mist: Bacon bits are just meat sprinkles.
Fizz: I’m gonna have to ask you to never open your mouth again, thanks.
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Fighter: There is still one thing I don't understand.
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Warlock: Raising awareness about mental health!
Warlock: Mine is very bad.
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Warlock: So what’s the plan for tonight?
Rogue: Are you sure you want to talk about the S-C-H-E-M-E in front of P-A-L-A-D-I-N?
Paladin, sarcastically: It’s times like this I sure wish I could spell.
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Paladin: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Warlock: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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Cleric: Where’s Rogue?
Sorcerer: Doing stuff.
Cleric: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Paladin?
Sorcerer: Trying to stop Rogue from doing the stuff.
Sorcerer: Trying to stop Paladin from stopping Rogue from doing the stuff.
Cleric: I see. And what are you doing here, Sorcerer?
Sorcerer: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Bard from stopping Paladin from stopping Rogue from doing the stuff.
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Wizard: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Wizard: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Sorcerer: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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