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incorrect-dnd-classes · 17 hours ago
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Wizard: It’s stupid!
Barbarian: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?
Wizard: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 20 hours ago
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Rogue: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing
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Wizard: You can’t rush perfection.
Fighter: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 3 days ago
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Bard: I’m so sad Sorcerer isn’t with us. They’re my best friend.
Rogue: What about me?
Bard: You’re my worst friend.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 3 days ago
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Fighter: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Bard: I’m too pretty.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 days ago
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Gunslinger: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 days ago
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Monk: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Rogue: Stabbing.
Monk: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Rogue: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 days ago
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Bard: That’s right! It’s a blast from your past, with that sass and lovely ass. [Strikes a pose.] Am I… man enough for you?
BBEG: WHY can’t you take this SERIOUSLY?!!
Bard: Because that’s what you want, and I’m not going to give it to you.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 days ago
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Fighter: There is still one thing I don't understand.
Wizard: Math?
Artificer: Science?
Sorcerer: Bathing?
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 days ago
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Warlock: So what’s the plan for tonight?
Rogue: Are you sure you want to talk about the S-C-H-E-M-E in front of P-A-L-A-D-I-N?
Paladin, sarcastically: It’s times like this I sure wish I could spell.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 days ago
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Paladin: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Warlock: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 days ago
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Cleric: Where’s Rogue?
Sorcerer: Doing stuff.
Cleric: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Paladin?
Sorcerer: Trying to stop Rogue from doing the stuff.
Cleric: Bard?
Sorcerer: Trying to stop Paladin from stopping Rogue from doing the stuff.
Cleric: I see. And what are you doing here, Sorcerer?
Sorcerer: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Bard from stopping Paladin from stopping Rogue from doing the stuff.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 days ago
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Wizard: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Artificer: Why?
Wizard: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Sorcerer: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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