#hayffie

[nightlocked-in]

things weren’t bad enough, then you find out katniss’ mom married a MINOR

#guys it’s because he’s a miner #it’s a joke i’m sorry #the hunger games #thg #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #nightlocked-in #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #hayffie #hunger games #thg incorrect quotes #funny #thg series #thg humor

[firstdragonlady]

Chapter 28

Haymitch was shocked to find Chloris Fernwood in the nurse’s office, handing Nurse Mayfield what looked to be a pair of scrubs neatly folded.

“What are you doing here?” Chloris spat.

He didn’t need this. He shot back, “Calm your tits, greenie. I’m sick. That alright with you, or do I need your permission for that?”

Here's an extra Tuesday chapter to celebrate my school year coming to a close. Also I have a million papers to write and I needed a brain break. Enjoy! We're slowly gearing up towards my favorite section of the fic so far.

CW: This chapter contains frank discussion of this universe's human trafficking and mentions of pill-popping substance abuse. Please read responsibly.

#hayffie #haymitch x effie #haymitch abernathy #effie #thg #the hunger games #ao3 #lullabyfineline

[mikonez]

I like them a normal amount.

#I’m not nor will I ever be a background person I’m sorry #I keep thinking about the part in the book where haymitch tells katniss that effie asked if he wanted to give her away. idk man. #also it’s primrose!! #fanart #everlark #hayffie #haymitch abernathy #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #effie trinket #haymitch x effie #thg #the hunger games #my art

[delizbin]

You know, he likes her better without all that makeup on

#if anyone knows fanfic where haymitch is flabbergasted by seeing effie without makeup on for the first time please send them my way #I’m just a sucker for haymitch realizing he’s a fool and that was standing before a goddess this whole time #which is with and without makeup on anyway #but he’s just … you know… haymitch #anyway #these two are going to be the death of me #whoever keeps up with the strawberry blonde hair effie trope… i like you #y’all #i’m listening to wasteland!baby by hozier while drawing this #listen to it for a complete experience #fanart #hayffie #effie trinket #haymitch x effie #haymitch abernathy

[greywitchproject]

What do you mean the team didn't go to Four and visited Annie, Jo, and little Finn? I saw it with my own eyes 👀

#anyway I managed to doodle this is between breaks #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #johanna mason #annie cresta #thg fanart #everlark #hayffie

[askclato]

Haymitch: This date is boring.

Effie: This isn’t a date, I said I was going to the store.

Haymitch: Then why did you invite me?

Effie: I didn’t, I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, Effie, I’ll do whatever I want”, and followed me here.

#the hunger games #thg #thg incorrect quotes #haymitch x effie #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #incorrect quotes

[saltair-and-palemoonlight]

THG + random text I found on Pinterest

Part one

Part two

Part four

Part five

Part six (tbosbas edition!)

#I have 500 of these strap in everyone #lilly talks #the hunger games #hunger games #thg #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #gale hawthorne #finnick odair #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #johanna mason #thg incorrect quotes #it’s always been queue

[trashpidgeon48]

There’s just something about Middle-Aged bitches in love

#good omens #aziracrow #les mierables #valvert #the hunger games #hayffie #Sweeney Todd #Sweenett #hadestown #the addams family #morticia x gomez #Into the woods

[thetrashqueeeen]

the hunger games is having a resurgence and i’m back on my bullshit so i thought i would post what i always imagined the rest of effie’s life looked like

she stays in the capitol to begin with. katniss was shocked when she saw them kiss, but was hastily shut up by haymitch when she teased him and they never really spoke about effie much after that. effie called haymitch once a week, filling him in on the rebuilding efforts, her rapidly blooming social life, new fashion trends, inter-district moving and the latest in geese rearing tips(i’m a goose apologist here he keeps geese ok). he can tell something is off but he doesn’t realise how much of it is outright lies

effie wakes in the mornings screaming, the pain of whatever torture she was reliving rapidly dissolving as her bedroom sharpened into focus. She rarely leaves her apartment. she watches them rebuild from her window, her heart racing when unexpected bangs and crashes come from construction sites. she gets up later and later each day, sometimes not bothering to get out of bed at all. when she can’t face the nightmares, she goes to the roof of her building and screams off the edge until her voice is hoarse. she tells haymitch that she’s been out partying when she calls. her neighbourhood gets a reputation for being haunted, people say you can still hear the rebels screaming at night. her old friends are mostly dead and the ones that aren’t can’t face the memory of her as much as she can’t face the memory of them. they do try for a while, pretending that everything is fine for as long as they can ignore the frenzied fear right under the surface. the cocoon her life has become feels suffocating but ultimately comforting. she tells herself she’s fine, that this is fine. she doesn’t know why she lies to him when she calls.

she lasts a year. one afternoon, she’s on the phone with haymitch and he’s telling her about katniss and peeta. they’ve just gotten engaged for real and he’s chattering on about them in the way he does when he lets his guard down. his voice is so comforting and so nice and so homely that her heart clenches and her hand grips the phone so tightly the plastic nearly buckles in her grip. she closes her eyes so the only thing entering her brain is his voice. when they get off the phone she throws her favourite things into a suitcase, showers and gets dressed in actual clothes for the first time all week and walks to the train station before she can think about it too hard. the days she spends on the train pass quickly and she steps onto the platform at 12 in the middle of a deluge. she trudges over to victors village, her suitcase clattering over muddy paving stones. she steps into the square of victors village in the pouring rain, looking sullen, tired and thinner than when anyone last saw her. she’s filled with sudden unease, and stands still, not sure she has the nerve to go and bash on his door. she feels much too old for this, much to old to run away from her life without telling anyone, for a man who didn’t even invite her. she’s freezing. peeta notices her and goes to invite her in, but katniss stops him, seeing haymitch has set out to meet her in the square. as he gets closer he notices she looks like shit. she’s not dressed for the rain and her clothes cling to her depressingly, her hair is plastered to her face and she looks about as tired as he feels. she’s stood with her arms crossed tightly, looking like she might cry. he wraps his arms around her cold, sodden frame and it takes her a second, but she wriggles her arms out from between them and wraps her arms around his neck, stepping closer. they might be too old for this, but she can’t deny this is better than whatever she was doing before. he doesn’t kiss her there; it still feels too alien to not hide.

the next morning, effie pulls one of haymitch’s porch chairs to the edge of the veranda and basks in the rising sun, allowing it to warm her all the way through. he comes out with coffee an hour or so later, remembering she missed it in 13. peeta comes over to say hello and effie finally feels her heart slow down.

she gets used to the rhythms of 12. she did worry that too much time had passed for them, but they fall back together as they’re meant to. they bicker and debate through barely suppressed smiles and finally offer the overt support the other has always needed. when haymitch gets up to feed the geese at first light, he leaves her in bed alone and she rolls into the warm spot he leaves. he makes her coffee when he’s done and says it’s because he’d never hear the end of it if he didn’t. in reality he just can’t imagine not getting to see her lift her bleary head off the pillow, her blonde hair mused and her eyes flickering open. her hair is one of the things he loves the most. he teases her about her ‘lotions and potions’ but he spends hours running his hands through her hay-coloured waves. she lets it grow down to her shoulders for the first time since her baby hair was chopped off for wigs. she starts growing produce in the back garden. the first time katniss sees her, hair tied back with a patterned scarf, wearing dungarees and chunky boots, she laughs out loud so hard that effie’s in a huff with her for a whole week. she offers an apology only because her wedding simply will not happen without effie planning it.

one day, she gets up as soon as she hears haymitch go out the back door in the morning. she dresses in a baggy t-shirt and bright dungarees (she tries her best not to link the bright dungarees that being her so much joy to grey jumpsuits) and makes coffee for them both. he startles when he finds her at the kitchen table, but she just asks him if he knew she had a degree from capitol university. he didn’t. she tells him she wants to teach children in the school house and expects him to laugh. he does a little bit, but then tells he she’ll be fantastic and admired her as she marched out the door to go and talk to the head teacher. they start her out easy, but the children adore her funny accent, soft hair and bright clothes. she adores them all right back. effie has a gaggle of small children running around her for all of the wedding and katniss looks over her the entire day, smiling at her and haymitch playing with them all. peeta had been slowly beginning to raise the idea of a family, but katniss had been shutting it down forcibly every time. she walks over to peeta at the reception and draws his attention to the large game of tag effie was participating in. as haymitch starts hefting kids over his shoulder shouting ‘the monster’s coming’ katniss tells him she wants their first daughter to be called primrose, not prim- never prim, but primrose. they’ll be great surrogate grandparents, she tells him.

effie adores little Finnick from the moment he’s born. haymitch also adores the baby, but is much less willing to show it. katniss pretends to not notice he still shakes sometimes and he pretends he doesn’t only hold him when he’s sat down. a few years later, finnick is joined by primrose who is just as beautiful as her namesake. as soon as finnick is old enough to go to school, effie insists on teaching his class every year. once primrose is old enough she trades off each year, trying (and failing) to pretend they’re not her favourite. finnick trains as a carpenter and every time effie so much as mentions something that needs fixing in the house finnick is there with a toolbox and his father’s smile. primrose grows up in awe of her big brother, the boy who calls her pipsqueak, shared every glass of orange juice he’s ever drunk with her and copies her maths homework every days she can remember. when he starts his own business, she starts to keep his accounts. it’s the summer she turns 15. she carries on absorbing knowledge like a sponge, retaining every fact, theorem and topic effie gifts her with. effie is the first person she tells when she applies for a scholarship at capitol university. her mother is the first person she tells when she gets it. katniss cries soft, bittersweet tears when primrose tells her she’s going to study medicine at the big university in the capitol. effie hugs her so hard on the platform as she gets the train that she thinks she might snap. katniss is so happy that her children are no longer the children of the last victors. they are the carpenter and the doctor. they have never once chopped their dreams off at the knees just in case they get reaped. katniss and peeta cry at her loss, sure she will only return to visit. finnick and effie do not cry, they know she’s coming back. she comes back with a woman in tow, but she comes back none the less. effie plans her marriage to the woman they come to know as Evie. finnick gets married just a year after they do, and he and his wife have so many children, haymitch jokes they should start a football team.

effie and haymitch don’t get anywhere near as long as they deserve, but they do get 25 good years. haymitch is older than she is, and his body has been through a lot. when she pleads with him to go to the capitol for treatment, he begs her to understand why he can never go back there, and she finds she does. he passes in his own bed, with his wife laying next to him, stroking his hair with quiet reverence. the last thing he hears is her whispering quietly that she loves him more than anything. that she would go through all of it again for just one more day.

when haymitch is gone, effie retires from the school house and spends as much time as she can with katniss, peeta, finnick, primrose and their various broods. she fully expects to die of a broken heart, she considers it only right. she thinks often of the tired, scared woman who stood in the rain waiting for him. she does not die of a broken heart, much to her annoyance. she doesn’t even grow much weaker with age. she keeps the geese until the last one dies and never stops growing food in her garden. one hot day in summer, the whole family go down to the meadow to bask in the heat and watch the children play. ‘this is the life a victor deserves’ she tells katniss as they watch finnick and primrose play with the children. she lays down in the sun to have a nap, resting her head on katniss’s lap. she hears the children screech with laughter, she feels the warm sun on her skin and she passes quickly, her last breathe quiet and unnoticed. haymitch is waiting for her when she gets there.

#the hunger games #hayffie #everlark #they got a victors life in the end #haymitch x effie #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark

[johannaswife]

“In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”

#they literally make me sick #i can’t stop thinking about them #effie trinket #hayffie #haymitch abernathy #hunger games #the hunger games #eeaao #everything everywhere all at once #in another life #hunger games fanfiction

[moon-mirage]

Here you go, @firstdragonlady , comedic book-Hayffie (including a goose) because that's how they work best for me:

I think Haymitch would enjoy introducing his feathery friend to his feathery lady. 😂

Bonus: And for an extra dose of snarky Haymitch, I love the idea that he names his geese after some variation of Effie:

“That right there is Effily. Silly little thing. Then there’s Effina and over there is the great Ephigenia. She’s the loudest one, always making noises. I can’t get her to shut up for just five minutes.”

Effie … is not flattered. 😂🪿

#the hunger games #thg #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #it's a silly post but it was fun to draw #effie is especially fun because i love her over the top outfits #please disregard that the lower pictures are unfinished #I’m lazy 😅 #the first picture got all the attention #but I couldn’t resist the drawing the little geese scene #with huffy Effie and smug Haymitch #the first pic is called “ the man the goose and the peacock” 😜

[callhimnowmarisamylove]

Do you ever think about how these two singlehandedly fuckin launched this ship into the ocean and started paddling as hard as they could because they both just wanted to make out with each other?? And the producers were like actually yeah we see it great job??!!!! Amen and thank god for them

#hayffie #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #the hunger games #thg #mockingjay part 2 #elizabeth banks #woody harrelson #mr 'i have a crush on elizabeth banks' himself #anyway they were completely insane for this #idek what this i just wanted to gif them again #i WISH that bts footage was better quality and closer to them #but hey it's amazing we even have it at all so i'm not gonna be picky

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

"Nice job, sweetheart." "Thank you." Nice dress, too... Not yours."

HAYMITCH ABERNATHY + EFFIE TRINKET: THE HUNGER GAMES (2012)

#the hunger games #thgedit #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #hayffieedit #haymitch x effie #filmandtv #movieedit #cinematv #this is a bit lazy but...JADE GOES BACK TO HER HAYFFIE DAYS #I HAVE BEEN ON HERE FOR OVER 12 YEARS AND IT STARTED WITH THESE TWO #“not yours” he says has he licked his lips before #and she just looks him up and down

[delizbin]

One step, not much

#This is basically canon right? #like… that must be it right #movie canon just let so many things implicit #like… yeah… okay #hayffie fanart #haymitch x effie #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #hayffie #thg fanart #yeah I’m going to stop one day I guess #haymitch jumping from one addiction to another like a yoyo #that’s my guy #she’s the one that initiated it I said what I said #song: you’re in love by ts. you’re welcome #I wiped my heart out #last drawing of 2023 I think #happy new things to you #i’m going to enter 2024 as it was 2014 still apparently yippy ay yey

[incorrect-tbosas]

effie: we all thought you were dead. where the hell are you?

haymitch: a hospital.

effie: are you okay???

haymitch: no.

effie:

haymitch:

effie: you want to elaborate??

#incorrect hunger games quotes #incorrect thg quotes #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #hayffie

[greywitchproject]

Thg doodles

#the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #primrose everdeen #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #rue #hayffie #everlark #thg fanart #thg #my art