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fic on!

Omg 😂😂😂 this made my week, thank you so much for the uh, the crabs @tehanu1979

This is incredible

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Hello tumblr, long time no see!

I wish we were saying hello under better circumstances, but instead we have this hellscape to deal with. However, the incredibly generous @spiderverbicles, who recently did an INCREDIBLE hand bound, hand stitched, hardcover book of 3 of my MDZS stories, is offering sets for charity donations.

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/spiderverbiclespress/687913560908627968?source=share

$100 donation to any abortion fund, bail fund, or relevant legal aid organization will get you the book linked above, which is a 261 page hardcover book containing Gathered Herbs, A Lot of Edges, Rogue Spark (2 available).

$30 donation to any abortion fund, bail fund, or relevant legal aid org will get you an equally beautiful, hand bound, soft cover book containing any combination of my stories up to 22K words (similar to these pics but I am not sure of the actual size) (5 available)

If you’re not sure where to donate, I have 3 organizations listed here: https://twitter.com/hansbekhart/status/1540820237330878473?s=21&t=m5XrjLfZHDcjF7Upt5lcrQ

You can DM myself or @spiderverbicles to ask any questions, or provide proof of donation. (Forgot to add that shipping costs are covered, so no additional charge on that end)

#abortion rights #donations #fanbinding #mdzs fanfiction

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Holy shit!! This is so beautiful!!!

here we go, first completed project in a good while: the knuckles of skinnybone tree, by @hansbekhart ! it's a classic-era spn fic (wincest) set in new mexico, with lots of eerie spirit world moments and blazing desert sun. i picked a rusty, dried blood-colored bookcloth and aged leather-patterned case papers, and for the endpapers i used a distressed burlap pattern.

this book was in part an experiment, as i used 0.60 bookboard instead of my usual 0.80; i'm still trying to get the dimensions of smaller fics to look right. here's a comparison:

it would be a good size for bradel-bound oneshots, but i don't think i'll use it for much over 20k. (this was also the smallest handsewn headband i've ever done, which you can also see in the above pic. i don't think i'll be sewing them this small for future projects—the knots keep the textblock from lying flush with the spine.)

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Wei Ying blinks and says, smiling, “You’re starting to grow roots, aren’t you?”

To say that Lan Zhan freezes would make it sound like a metaphor. His hand, already on the back of his neck, itching away unnoticed, clenches so quickly that his fingernails bite into his skin. He can’t say anything. The words have caught in his throat like needles. He stares at Wei Ying, wordless, thoughtless, afraid.

-the Roots Grow Riotous by hansbekhart on Ao3. Chapter 13.

Where in the span of 10 paragraphs I have the best time and then the absolute worst time. I had to vomit this out because this fic destroys me consistently and I couldn’t stop thinking about chapter 17.

#mdzs #wangxian #the roots grow riotous #art

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Relationships: Lan Xichen/Jin Guangyao, Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue

Characters: Lan Xichen, Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, Lan Wangji

Additional Tags: Garment Company AU, Fashion AU, Recreational Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Long Distance Relationship, Angst & Feels, Casual Sex

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Outside the karaoke bar, Meng Yao looked up at Lan Huan. His eyes cool and clear, his mouth red and swollen, his narrow chest heaving. In the morning he’d have bruises around his mouth, and Lan Huan would stare at them over the expanse of the conference table, sweat trickling down the back of his neck, the Americans fanning themselves with gold-stamped JLT folders, stuffed full of ISO certifications and capacity fact sheets that no one ever looked at.

(Also hi everyone! I’m not really on tumblr much anymore, but you can find me on twitter!)

#mo dao su zhi #3zun #xiyao #lan xichen/nie mingjue #lan xichen #garment company au #my fanfic

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Relationship: Song Lan/Xiao Xingchen/Lan Wangji

Characters: Lan Wangji, Song Lan, Xiao Xingchen

Additional Tags: Threesome (M/M/M), Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spitroasting, Anal Fingering, Switching, Touch-Starved, Grief/Mourning, Sexual Healing, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, A Deep and Human Desperation for Queer Companionship, That Escalated Quickly, Emotional Noodle Eating, Lift Lan Wangji’s Skirts Challenge 2020

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He’d thought, in Yueyang, that they’d seen something in each other, something familiar. That maybe they’d recognized something in him. But it’s been many years, and many things have happened since, and he’s guessed wrongly at other people’s hearts before. Lan Wangji looks back down at the table, at his steaming, bitter tea. He’ll beg if he has to.

#morning reblog #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan wangji #xiao xingchen #song lan

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Relationship: Song Lan/Xiao Xingchen/Lan Wangji

Characters: Lan Wangji, Song Lan, Xiao Xingchen

Additional Tags: Threesome (M/M/M), Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spitroasting, Anal Fingering, Switching, Touch-Starved, Grief/Mourning, Sexual Healing, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, A Deep and Human Desperation for Queer Companionship, That Escalated Quickly, Emotional Noodle Eating, Lift Lan Wangji’s Skirts Challenge 2020

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He’d thought, in Yueyang, that they’d seen something in each other, something familiar. That maybe they’d recognized something in him. But it’s been many years, and many things have happened since, and he’s guessed wrongly at other people’s hearts before. Lan Wangji looks back down at the table, at his steaming, bitter tea. He’ll beg if he has to.

#mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #chen qing ling #the untamed #lan wangji #song lan #xiao xingchen #my fanfic #I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS TAG DID NOT ALREADY EXIST

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Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Relationship: Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian

Characters: Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Lan Xichen, Lan Qiren

Additional Tags: Semi-Public Sex, Public Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Sex, Sex in the cold springs, Mutual Pining, Grief/Mourning, injury revery, Ethical Dilemmas, this story had two working titles: Emotional Edging andBoners for Justice, it takes a long time for them to bone but they get there, Risk Aware Consensual Patience, Edgeplay sort of, 22K words of sad horniness, Happy Ending, Just the tip but not the way you're thinking

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The funny part is - and it is a little funny, even if Wei Wuxian has no one left to share the joke with - they never have. Not anything. He has never kissed any part of Lan Zhan besides his slim hands; never been even partially undressed with him anywhere besides a miserable, xuanwu-infested cave. It’s always been like this between them, this simmering need, this desperate understanding: a knowledge so deep that it lives somewhere in his bones, that if he wanted to have Lan Zhan he could have him, and if Lan Zhan wanted Wei Wuxian he could have that too. But they never have.

#mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #chen qing ling #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan sizhui #my fanfic

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This is true, she is my cooking guru

Hey so in my house we have two trained cooks, one who is an executive chef at an organic farm to table restaurant who also has a chemistry degree, as well as a former confectioner/chocolatier/pastry person. I know a lot of people are stress/comfort cooking right now & id be happy to troubleshoot or answer any questions. Just ask @hansbekhart I’m her guru

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NFWMB - the untamed

you know a show really hits the spot when you find yourself taking up vidding again for the first time in like 10 years holy shit. anyway, watch the untamed, listen to the bog man’s music, be gay and do cultivation.

(this was the vid i made to procrastinate on the vid i really wanted to make lol)

#cql #mo dai zu shi #aka gay chinese pyramid scheme #wangxian

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Hi there, what's that show that you made the NFWMB video for? Can you tell me about it?

if you’re wondering why the wrm is suddenly making videos of pretty boys waving swords around to the tune of hozier…

knock knock

HELLO DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT 陈情令, AKA THE UNTAMED? it is GAY, it is CHINESE, it’s NEW IN TOWN.

listen here’s what’s up. Someone (cough @hansbekhart​ cough) suggested i watch this Chinese historicalish fantasy show on Netflix. It’s ENEMIES TO LOVERS! it’s PINING!! it’s FOUND FAMILY!! it’s fucking EXCELLENT sibling dynamics!!! there’s MUSICAL NECROMANCY!!!! there’s a GIANT MURDER TURTLE!!!!! there’s an ANIMATED VERSION and it’s all based on a BOOK 

and look pals, here’s the thing, okay?

here’s the fucking thing:

i know right???

I HAD! 

A HARD TIME! 

BELIEVING IT! 

MYSELF!

There is no kissing in the show because it was made in china and they had to get it past the Chinese censors, but there is a lot

…and i mean a lot…

…of Gazing™

srsly it’s like 90% longing stares. jane austen’s got nothing on these bitches.

so for a story that’s mainly about necromancy, it’s very soft.

HERE’S HOW TO GET IT IN UR EYEBALLS:

you can watch the show on Netflix, where it’s called The Untamed, or on Youtube here

you can also check out @sonickitty​‘s Untamed Primer if you’re confused (you will probably be confused. this is part of the process. stay calm.)

@ariaste has written some TOP FUCKING NOTCH fic for this fandom (and so has Hans) and also ariaste a great post going in depth on the queerbaiting v subtext question

#the untamed #cql #mdzs #mo dai zu shi #some good shit

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Thank you so much for the rec!! <3

Gathered Herbs & Sweet Grasses by hansbekhart

Gathered Herbs & Sweet Grasses

by hansbekhart

20 k, No Rating (I’d give it a G, maybe a T for grief and recovery topics), wangxian

Summary:  Later, when he’s older, it’s this that A-Yuan will remember most: the stretch of silence, the two of them both dirty and shaking with fever, as he looked at Brother Rich, and Brother Rich looked back at him.

My comments:  Ah, fuck, this story is gorgeous and it is KILLING me. Lan Wangji’s grief is so visceral and pervasive. POV A-Yuan and Lan Xichen show him silent, and trying, and brushing up against being suicidal if he gets pushed just a little bit (Xichen has to stop his uncle a couple of times, from pushing him too far). (POV jumps around for the whole story, even including Lan Jingyi near the end, and it’s very enlightening to see this tale from so many angles.)

Excerpt:  “Is this your kid?” Sandu Shengshou says abruptly. “He looks like you.”

Lan Sizhui looks up. The question curls unpleasantly in his stomach. He’s never been asked, not outright, not like this. Everyone in Cloud Recesses knows who Lan Sizhui is, but equally they all know what Sizhui isn’t. When neither of them say anything, Sandu Shengshou laughs. “No,” he says. “I don’t suppose there’s any woman who would have caught your eye, Second Master Lan.”

Lan Sizhui frowns. He doesn’t understand what Sandu Shengshou means, not really, but it sounds bad, like an insult. “Hanguang Jun is my father,” he says, as firmly as his rabbit heart will allow.

Faintly, too soft to be heard over the sound of water, Lan Wangji exhales. His eyes are unfocused, unsteady, aimed somewhere in the middle distance. His expression doesn’t change, not more than it ever really does. Only the miniscule parting of his lips betray that he feels anything at all, much less that he is breathless and overwhelmed: so sad that he feels it as a mortal wound, so furious that he would probably choke if he tried to give voice to his contempt.

Lan Wangji has known for years that grief is a tree without roots, that it cannot be dug from the heart by any ordinary means. He lives with his sadness the way he lives with the scars on his back, without hope that either will fade until the seas run dry and the mountains crumble. He has put ten thousand li between himself and the things he can never have, never undo -

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So this is how Lan Sizhui grows up, slowly becoming stronger and settled and more confident in himself, his peers, and his security with his father. And thus 13 years pass, until one day they meet Senior Mo, and his father brings him home… and smiles.

grief/mourning, injury recovery, recovery, hurt lan wangji, discipline whip, sick a-yuan, heartbreaking, happy ending, growing up, 13 years, healing, love, parenting, lan wangji is a good dad, lan xichen loves his family, protective lan wangji, lan sizhui’s intriguing cultivation, @hansbekhart​

#mzds #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #lan wangji #cql #my fanfic

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Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī / Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Relationship: Lan Sizhui & Lan Wangji, Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian

Characters: Lan Sizhui, Lan Wangji, Lan Xīchen, Lan Jingyi, Lan Qiren

Additional Tags: Dad Wangji, Lan Wangji's Questionable Parenting Skills, Grief/Mourning, Recovery, Injury Recovery, Hopeful Ending, Canon-Typical Violence

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Later, when he’s older, it’s this that A-Yuan will remember most: the stretch of silence, the two of them both dirty and shaking with fever, as he looked at Brother Rich, and Brother Rich looked back at him.

#mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #chen qing ling #the untamed #lan wangji #lan sizhui #wangxian #YEP #I HAD A LOT OF FEELINGS #my fanfiction #my fanfic

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#bnha #my hero academia #tododeku #midoriya izuku #todoroki shouto #my fanfic

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IT GOT CAUGHT IN THE SPAM FILTER LOLLL

A Manifesto, by The Horrible Goose Who Lives in Town

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A Manifesto, by The Horrible Goose Who Lives in Town

#untitled goose game #my fanfic #sort of lol