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khattikeri · 3 days

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3zun is just so funny to me. it's so tasty.

you canonically have A Guy who got murdered barely at his mid-20s bc he shoved his ex down a flight of stairs and called him a son of a whore in a fit of anger and the ex got paranoid enough to go "alright that's fucking it he HAS to die". he's right to scream about his ex obviously planning on killing him, he's just wrong to assume his ex was always a crazy evil bitch and not, y'know, paranoid and upset at being shoved down a flight of stairs. c'est la vie.

you have Other Guy, the ex in question who got het married to his own half-sister because "too little too late the wedding's tomorrow and we already have a kid on the way, shit, her reputation will be ruined forever if i abandon her now and don't publicly explain why, fuck, guess i'll lie to her the rest of our lives" and that's not even the tip of the iceberg of crimes and other unfortunate follies he's willing to commit in the name of status and personal safety. he murders and dismembers the First Guy and keeps the body's head in his fun little mirror closet. he talks to it now and then. just girly things.

you have The Final Guy, who happens to love both of these batshit individuals and refuses to 100% side with or denounce either of them, or even really investigate the shit they're claiming about each other, which pisses them both off and leaves everyone in varying levels of unhappiness and distress. he recognizes the First Guy's disembodied chest by musculature alone. he and Other Guy lovingly eye-fuck for nearly two full decades before he realizes Other Guy murdered First Guy and lied about it. he is tricked into stabbing Other Guy and goes into self-imposed indefinite solitary confinement over it while his two partners' souls and zombified bodies are trapped together in a coffin doomed to torment each other for over a century.

amazing and quirky of them, you have to admit.

#keri chats #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #3zun #nieyao #nielan #xiyao #mdzs spoilers

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duohensheng · 2 days

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trying my hand at mdzs text post memes ft jgy, 3zun, nieyao and xiyao

(terrified I’ve somehow copied someone else’s idea since I’ve seen so many of these, please lmk if I have and I’ll delete it!)

#jgy #get jgy with it #xiyao #music and letters and tea #nieyao #myart #mdzs memes #mdzs text post meme #cql #cql meme #Jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie mingjue #3zun #mdzs #the untamed #the untamed memes #the untamed art #mdzs art

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bishy437 · 5 months

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MDZS Drinking Tropes 🍶🍺

remember to drink responsibly! :^)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #sangcheng #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan xichen #lan wangji #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #3zun #mine

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aphel1on · 8 months

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text post meme: 3zun pt 1

#3zun #nieyao #xiyao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #lan xichen #the untamed #mdzs #text post meme #aphelion.txt #jgy #nmj #lxc

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frodo-of-the-nine-fingers · 5 months

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every polycule must have: the baby girl, the guy that's dying, and the mass murderer

#mysterious lotus casebook #3zun #mdzs #🔺️#⚰️#mine

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lei-llustrations · 5 months

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Oops.

Huaisang’s fan inspo: 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后 “The praying mantis stalks the cicada, not knowing that the oriole is lurking behind.”

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #魔道祖师 #lan xichen #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #my art #jin guangyao #nielan #nieyao #3zun #xiyao #cql #The imagery came to me from the danmei gods #this is a banger to me okay #using the tumblr scroll feature in my composition again #If u noticed the fan in the first image you have NHS obsv skills

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lgbtlunaverse · 6 months

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I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.

Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.

Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.

But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.

#mdzs #3zun #lan xichen #meng yao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #mdzs headcanons #edit: as notes pointed out the burning alcohol trick is cql only (though it rings true for his character alltogether)#which i guess means this warrants a show tag #cql #the untamed

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kagamikoi · 23 days

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and another one...

prompt for @/request_aquest Jin Guangyao causing Nie Mingjue’s qi deviation by merits of wearing every day a /slightly/ taller hat, so much so that NMJ isn’t sure if he’s hallucinating or the hat is truly growing. NO one else seems to notice, is he going insane? ...it deserved a post on its own 💚💛💙