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incorrectbellimala · an hour ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #764
Sam: What would you do if you were invisible?
Lamlis: I think I'd like to spend time in nature. I could easily watch birds and animals without scaring them and I feel like it'd be really peaceful.
Swin: Set up tripwires everywhere...
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incorrectbellimala · 6 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #763
Lamlis: is upset
Belli Mala: We will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to ensure we eradicate whatever hurt you.
Lamlis: I’d prefer a hug.
Belli Mala: Ok.
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incorrectbellimala · 10 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #762
Shaia: And when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life, but that's bullshit.
Shaia: I love what I do, and let me tell you something... I've worked some days.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 18 hours ago
Wizard: It’s stupid!
Barbarian: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?
Wizard: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 20 hours ago
Rogue: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing
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incorrectbellimala · 21 hours ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #761
Swin: Oh, to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc.
Isla: You can wreak absolute havoc as a person, too, if you're rowdy enough.
Swin: But as a goose, I would never feel remorse.
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SK-73: Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #758
Hikari: How do Swin and Sam usually get out of these messes?
Isla: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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dragonlord0222 · a day ago
Paladin: Necromancer? What are you doing at my BBQ!?
Necromancer: Oh, you know, just raising the steaks.
Paladin: did you just turn my steaks into zombies!?
Necromancer: ya lol
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Wizard: You can’t rush perfection.
Fighter: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #757
Shaia: Admit it! You’re afraid of ghosts!
Swin: Not really.
Shaia: You said it yourself, sometimes you doubt if ghosts are really real.
Swin: I like to keep an open mind.
Shaia: So why are you so scared when you hear a noise at night, huh?
Swin: Because the last time I heard a noise in the middle of the night it was you, drunk and naked, breaking into my apartment, and it traumatized me.
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Thavius: First rule of battle. Don’t ever let them know where you are.
Sir Mister Person: Whoo-hoo! I’m right here! You want some of me!? You do! Come on! Come on! Ahhhhhh!! Whoo-hoo!
Thavius: Of course, there are other schools of thought.
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incorrectbellimala · 2 days ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #756
Shaia: I give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if I die. Idc if we're just acquaintances, if we ever talked and I suddenly drop dead one day I want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and need the day off. My treat.
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Deb: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Thavius: I'm not really a jewelry person
Deb: You don't have to wear it
Thavius: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off
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incorrectbellimala · 2 days ago
Incorrect Belli Mala #755
Swin: Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
Isla: How have you survived this long?
Swin: Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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