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#doctor strange incorrect quotes
angelofthenight · 3 months
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Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.
You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?
Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Stephen Strange & Y/n
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Y/n : Am I going too far?
Stephen : No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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fandomnerd9602 · 26 days
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Peggy and Y/N walk out to intercept the Scarlet Witch…
Y/N: hey baby
Wanda: do I know you?
Peggy: you didn’t look at the family photos? Wanda, seriously, love.
Wanda’s eyes soften…
Wanda: oh…it’s not fair. Why am I so loved in this universe and not in my own?
Y/N: you can be. I exist there. Just find me and I know I’ll be crazy about you. Also maybe don’t hunt Chavez.
Peggy: seriously that girl is hurting and wanting a family as much as you.
Wanda: I-I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
The Scarlet Witch leaves Wanda’s body…
Peggy and Y/N catch their Wanda…
Wanda: detkas? How did I get here?
Peggy: we’ll explain over cuddles after we tuck the boys in tonight, love
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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romanoffshouse · 8 months
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[Y/N and the Avengers sitting in the living room.]
Y/N: Can I tell you a joke?
Steve: Sure.
Y/N: [starts to grin and looked at doctor strange and then back to Steve]
Y/N: Knock, knock
Steve: Who's their?
Y/N: Doctor
Steve: Doctor Who?
Y/N: No, Doctor Strange.
[Everyone starts laughing except of Doctor Strange]
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gfmaximoff · 9 months
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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Peter: The cow???
Tony: What?!
Stephen: Peter, WHY?
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.
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Strange: I once quoted a vine in front of Peter.
Strange: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.
Strange: It’s delightful.
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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months
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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
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angelofthenight · 4 months
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You: Do me a favor, promise me you won’t drive
Stephen: That’s sweet. You’re worried about me driving
You: No, I’m worried about me.
You: I’m a pedestrian
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Stephen Strange & Y/n
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Y/n : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Stephen : Y/n, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Wanda: I’m not a monster, Strange, I’m a mother
Strange: I won’t let you kill Chavez!
Y/N: what?! Wanda and I were planning to adopt her!
Strange: I’m sorry?
Wanda: she’s alone out there and we want to help her. Why else would we send the gentle giant Gargantos to get her?
Y/N: where is he by the way? We need to send him back to his own wife and kids
Strange: uhh…I’ll go get her for you
Strange flees back to Kamar Taj…
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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super-marvel-dc · 6 months
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Geralt: You're a lying piece of shit!
Dean: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Geralt: I'm leaving and I'm taking Y/N with me!
Stephen, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Y/N, being tugged by both Dean and Geralt: I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE! STEPHEN, HELP!
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