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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Peter : I wish I could block people in real life
Tony : A restraining order.
Stephen : Murder.
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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Peter: The cow???
Tony: What?
Stephen: Peter, W H Y?
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rottingdaisies18 · 2 years
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Me: OK, we're going on our date, see you later!
Tony: Have fun! Also, no adding to the population!
Pietro: Deal!
Stephen: And Loki, honey, no subtracting from it either.
Loki: Ugh, fine.
BASED ON MY DR
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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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jonasdirection101 · 2 years
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Peter: "Do I look fat?"
Stephen: "No."
Peter: "Ok, I accept that. When MJ asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow."
Tony: "Ok. Walk us through it, kid."
Stephen: "Walk us through it."
Peter: "Ok. Well, MJ said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' and I looked at her-"
Tony: "Woah, woah, woah! You looked at her? You never look. You just answer."
Stephen: "It's like a reflex. 'Do I look fat?' No. 'Is she prettier than I am?' No."
Tony: "'Does size matter?' No."
Stephen: "And it works both ways."
Peter: "Ok, so you both just know this stuff?"
Tony: "Well you know, after about 30 or 40 fights you kind of catch on."
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ir0npvrker · 2 years
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peter: life is meaningless, what is even the point?
stephen: what happened?
tony: we didn’t stop at mcdonald’s
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azerishi · 2 years
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Peter: Hey, Mr. Strange, sir?
Stephen: Doctor Strange, Peter. It is not a made-up name.
Peter: Oh okay, Mr. Doctor Strange sir.
Stephen: *sigh* What is it?
Peter: When we put candles on a cake, does it summon some sort of demon that decides based on their mood to grant our wish or do the complete opposite of it?
Stephen: ..I believe the lessons of mystic arts didn't cover this.
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handstler · 24 hours
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marvellyous-archive · 2 years
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Stephen: Why are you on the floor, kid?
Peter: I’m depressed.
Peter: Also I was stabbed, can you get the first aid kit, please.
Stephen: ...I’m taking you to med bay.
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Peter: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Tony: Excuse me Mx., would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you? Stephen: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Peter: You’re giving me a sticker?
Tony: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Peter: I’m not a preschooler.
Stephen: Fine, we’ll take it back-
Peter: I earned this, back off!
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Tony : Maybe it's true that I look at Stephen in a loving way, talk to him lovingly, and have loving feelings for Stephen, but does that mean I love Stephen?
Tony :
Tony : Oh my god, I'm in love with Stephen
Tony : Why didn't you tell me?
Peter : I thought you knew already!
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Tony: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Aunt May: You were flirting with Stephen.
Tony: So what? He’s my boyfriend.
Aunt May: You asked him if he was single.
Tony:
Aunt May: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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madarmy · 3 months
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Relationship - Tony Stark/Stephen Strange
Christine Palmer/Pepper Potts
Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family
Summary:
This is going to be a collection of incorrect quotes, drabbles and anything and everything that I feel like writing about our super awesome power couple. Its Crack and Feels! What more do we need???
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Stephen: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Tony: ...
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