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strangeironaf · 1 year

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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes · 1 year

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[phone ringing]

Natsha: Yes?

Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?

Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.

Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.

Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.

Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!

[Avengers Tower]

Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.

Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.

Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.

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lukas-dusk · 6 months

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Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?

Stephen : Rumor?

Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?

Christine : where are you going??

Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!

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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 6 months

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Tony: Hey Stephen can you help me with-

Stephen: I would jump in an open fire with a can of gasoline in my hands for you, continue.

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ironstrangeheart · 10 months

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Tony: Why are you fucking me with your eyes?

Stephen: Because I want to fuck you with my dick, but it's polite to ask first.

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oleg-raiders · 9 months

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Tony, calling Steph: What a cool guy I am, I drink energy, Steph don't wait for me at night, flash me a point.

Tony: * Abruptly ends the call*.

Stefan, calling back Peter, who went with Tony to a business meeting: How many bottles did he drink?

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ironfey-42 · 20 days

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Tony: my king, would you die for me? Stephen: no Tony: what? Stephen: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'm living just for you. you're my life Tony, in tears: i thought you were going to say that you'd die for fun

Based on this tweet Tony as Persephone and Stephen as Hades or vice versa. But mostly Tony as Persephone cuz I’ve read fics with Tony as Persephone.

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illicien · 1 year

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Tony, getting a tour of Kamar-Taj and suddenly yanking frantically on Stephen's sleeve.

Tony: Stephen... Stephen is that cow doing magic?

Stephen: Well, for one thing Rintrah isn't a cow, he's a R'Vaalian. But yes. He's quite competent.

Tony: ... Wow. Magic really isn't picky, huh?

Stephen: And yet you haven't managed it.

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drstrangefangirl8900 · 2 years

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I'm not gonna do it..... I'm not gonna do it.... I'm not gonna do it.. I'm not gonna ~

Husbands!

I did it!

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thestarkkid3000 · 2 years

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Tony, to Morgan: okay kiddo, this is the last math question. If I have 10 cookies and i eat 6 of them, what is left with me?

Morgan: a stomach-ache?

Harley: diarrhea?

Peter: probably cavities.

Stephen: are you guys serious... It has to be diabetes.

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hxwko · 5 years

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[Stranded in the middle of nowhere]

Strange: Bad night to be outdoors..

Tony, pissed at strange: You've got real powerful magic to figure that out.

Strange: ...

Tony: Did your cloak whisper that in your ear?

Tony, in a silly voice: "It's snowing, Strange. It's windy!"

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strangeironaf · 1 year

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Stephen: *slams books down in front of Tony*

Stephen: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Tony: You could of said literally anything else.

Stephen: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Tony: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes · 4 years

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Stephen: Sometimes, I wonder why I'm living with you.

Tony: [looks at him with a raised eyebrow] Well, it's like all totally modern and casual these days, but I think spouses should share houses.

Stephen: Ah, yes. There is that.

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scorpiussage · 2 years

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Tony: We need you to join us for movie night, tonight.

Bruce: You ‘need’ me to join you?

Stephen: We need a third party entity to choose the movie because none of us are allowed to choose anymore.

Bruce: Uh, how come?

Stephen: Tony will only pick movies from the 80s and no other decade.

Tony: Stephen’s a horse girl and has made us watch what I am certain is every horse themed movie in existence.

Tony: And Peter will only choose Christmas movies even when it’s not Christmas.

Bruce: What about Harley?

Stephen: The first and only time he was allowed to choose the movie he made us watch The Human Centipede. He’s been banned from choosing ever since.

Bruce: A-ah I see.

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damnitjimimafangirlnotadoctor · 2 years

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Christine: So, since the last time we saw each other you got yourself a husband and two teenage sons?

Stephen: Yeah.

Christine: And your husband is none other than Tony Stark.

Stephen: That's right.

Chistine: I won't even ask why or how. But I demand a repetition of the wedding since you didn't deem it necessary to invite me.

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ironstrangeheart · 2 years

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Now imagine Tony riding him...

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