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Percy jackson incorrect quote as a conversation between me and my friend, Ghost.
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Piper: spongebob would like to sell you car insurance
Leo: oh sorry I don't have a car
Piper: well do you have any type of vehicle. Whether it be a wagon,a horse, a duck. Anything
Leo: Yes, I have a snail
Piper: Okay we would like insure your snail
Leo: Please do hes dead
Piper: So would you like vehicle insurance or life insurance for your snail
Leo: Yes both
Piper: Okay so we will vehicle life insure your snail
Leo: okay thank you
Piper: We will need front side and rear photos of your snail If you can supply those
Piper: sir, are you there
Leo:Yes, I'm getting pictures of my snail
Piper: We need front, side and rear photos of the snail
Leo:BOOM SNAIL
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Piper: thank you sir
Leo: no problem
Piper: we are working on insuring your snail
Leo: okay thanks
Piper: we have insured you snail. Bad news, he's dead.
Piper: would you like to collect the XP
Leo: RIP THAT SNAIL AYYY
Leo: yes
Piper: okay *stuffs XP down throat*
Leo: 鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪
Piper: 鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁
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Percy: You know what I realized?
Nico: That some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Percy: Nice try, but no.
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lagreyowl6 hours ago
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Opposite
Annabeth: I'm dumb
Leo: I'm cold
Percy: I'm dehydrated
Jason: I'm alive
Jason: Beat that!
Nico:
Nico: Um, well
Will: C'mon, Nico, admit it and you'll win this discussion!
Nico: I don't want to win any stupid discussion. It's not even a discussion!
Will: Pleeease
Nico: ..Fine.
Nico: I am sunshine
Will: FINALLY! You agree!
Nico: You know what? I'm straight too.
Will:
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new camper: but wait, do dragons exist?
malcolm: sadly, yes
new camper: but how?? their wing proportions and weight contradict so it鈥檚 impossible for them to fly
malcolm: i have no idea how any of this stuff works, only that monsters exist and they want to kill me
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spiderintheathenacabin7 hours ago
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Mr D: I assure you, this type of idiocy will not be tolerated
Percy: Is there another type of idiocy you'd prefer?
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perseaschase8 hours ago
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percy, skating into the big house with clout goggles and a rainbow smoothie: chiron, your not gonna fucking believe this
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persephcned8 hours ago
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Chiron: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Leo: Okay but in my defense Piper bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Chiron: that's not what i- you drank SHAMPOO?
Leo: What?! No! You're the one farting bubbles
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malloryiswlw11 hours ago
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Clarisse: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'll go first: I. Hate. You.
Percy:
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heyimboredtalktome11 hours ago
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Nico: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
Baker: What
Will: *looking close to tears* Please, ignore him
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heyimboredtalktome12 hours ago
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP. In the last olympian tyson was given all these honours and gifts for bring Poseidon's armies to their rescue and stuff and it was all well deserved but what about Nico?? Nobody said anything to him??? And his job was so much harder because Hades was being a whiny asshole?? And he still convinced him to help Olympus and it was like, he was appreciated for like two days and then everyone forgot about it and STILL he helped them in hoo and didn't become a whole ass villain. I-
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heyimboredtalktome12 hours ago
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Apparently Jason passed out:
3 times in the lost hero
5 times in the mark of Athena (yikez)
once in the house of hades
And twice in the blood of olympus
So homeboy basically passed out 11 times in a five book series
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heyimboredtalktome13 hours ago
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Will would call Nico kitten, not because it's cute and romantic and stuff but because Nico actually does remind him of a kitten. Feral. Unapologetic. Can destroy you if wanted.
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