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chocochipsushi · 2 years

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𝐆𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐞

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝟏𝐊 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞!! I've decided to make short pieces for every thousand milestone I reach, and each short fic will take inspiration from a tiktok video that I like. I hope you guys liked this one!❤️🌷

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🌸WC: 1,083

🌸AU: Trying a pick up line on your hot biker neighbour. Inspiration from this TikTok video

“Do it!”

“No. Way!”

Your friend giggles at the way you just sit in your car, watching the biker clad in all black leather back up from his parking spot. The moment he adjusts his bike to face the exit, he turns to you and gives you a nod. You can’t see him through his black helmet, but you know that he is probably wearing no emotion on his face.

You have seen this guy around. How could you not? He was tall and he had a physique only God’s favourites have. During the rare times you caught him in the carpark of your apartment building, you’d sit around until he was leaving, just so that you could say hi. And every time, he would only nod at you in acknowledgment, no smile, no nothing. And it doesn’t help that he has a scar on his lips too.

“Just talk to him, you obviously think he’s hot!”

As you watch him ride off towards the exit, you grumble, “Yeah, but he's scary. So, no way.”

Your friend rolls her eyes and shrugs. “You’re a pretty girl. I’d shoot my shot if I were you,” she mutters nonchalantly, trying to make it seem like she doesn’t care anymore.

But you know. Because she likes poking her nose in your business all the time.

Which is why, late on a Friday night, you end up caught in a similar situation, except this time, the both of you are drunk.

You’re both stumbling on the sidewalk, your friend carrying her heels in one hand and her milkshake in the other while you’re snacking on some fries, when you hear the smooth and steady rumble of an engine. You take a glance at the bike zooming past you, only to notice it slowing to an idle a few metres ahead.

As the both of you trotter closer to the vehicle, the biker leans back, turns to you, and presses something on the side of his helmet. You have to squint to recognise that he is your hot biker neighbour who leaves for his job whenever you’re coming home from yours. You quickly try to brush down your white babydoll dress.

“Hey,” he calls in a gravelly, low voice. “You girls alright?”

“Who’s that?” your friend snarks loudly.

You nudge your friend with your elbow and hiss, “My hot neighbour. Shut up.”

“The biker?!” You don’t say anything, but you’re sure he probably heard that. Your friend stumbles over to you and whispers loudly in your ear, “Hey. I’ll pay for drinks the next time we go out if you tell him you wanna ride him.”

You stop in your tracks as does she and turn to snap at her, “Are you fucking crazy?! I’m not going to do that!”

She giggles and you can see the joy in her eyes. She likes bullying her timid and shy best friend like this. “What about his bike, not him? And, how about I pay for drinks for the next two nights out?”

You actually think about it. As you continue walking forward slowly, you mutter and hold your pinky finger out, “Swear? Promise?”

Your best friend cackles as she hooks her pinky with yours and stamps your thumbs together. You’re now nearing the broad-shouldered man leisurely sitting on his bike.

“We’re okay, thanks,” you finally answer him.

He doesn’t say anything else but watches you get closer. So instead of heading straight for your apartment building which is only a few hundred metres away, you stop next to him on the sidewalk where your friend stumbles to you, rests her chin on your shoulder, and hugs your arm.

You can see the biker watching you for a long moment before looking at your friend, even behind the visor of his helmet. He returns his attention back to you. “Late night out, huh?”

Your face that is already pink from the alcohol turns a darker hue of red. You nod your head. You feel a slight pinch on your hand, so you look down and make a quick scan of his black bike. You clear your throat.

“That’s a nice bike you have.”

The man glances down at the beauty he is sitting on and nods. Before he even gets to open his mouth to say a word of thanks, you let the adrenaline and alcohol in your body take over your mouth.

“Can I go for a ride?”

Your friend isn’t breathing anymore but you’re not sure if you are, anyway. You can hear a very quiet squealing noise in your ear and that, for sure, you know is her. You stare at your neighbour, who doesn’t say anything for a few long seconds.

Then, he finally flips his visor up and mutters, “Anytime, baby.”

The girl next to you immediately lets you go to start squealing and dancing around the pavement. You’re still staring at the biker who has dark green eyes that seem to bore into yours. And the way the corner of his lips tilts upwards in a naughty smirk makes you blurt out the next few words.

“I don’t mean the bike.”

The man is stunned for a second, just staring at your boldness. Then, he grins and crosses his thicks arms clad in leather jacket sleeves. “Little girl grew up and finally stopped acting coy tonight, huh?”

Now that you’ve spat that out, you realise belatedly what you’ve done, and now you’re just gaping at him with wide eyes and a parted mouth. Your neighbour chuckles and shakes his head. Before you even start to doubt yourself, he whips out a sleek, black pen from his pocket and reaches over to grab your wrist. You hold your breath for as long as his rough, calloused palm is in contact with your smooth skin. You keep staring at him like a lovestruck little girl while he scribbles on the palm of your hand. You’re so distracted by him that even the tickles of the ballpoint on your palm don’t even bother you.

And finally when he finishes whatever he is writing, he lets go of your hand and leans back. You catch one last look of his sneaky grin before he pulls his visor down to cover his face again.

“Get home safe tonight, girls,” comes his slightly muffled voice.

Then, he rides off and turns the corner to the underground carpark of your apartment building. You look down at your palm and read what is written there.

Toji Fushiguro Unit 612 Love the dress.

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salted-caramel-tea · 3 months

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the world has seen the gaza strip flattened . murdered civilians . murdered children . murdered babies . bitch i just saw a picture of the remains of a little girl plastered to a wall without the lower half of her body in rafah . a video of a palestinian doctor realising that the injured patient they were carrying past her was her daughter . we watched as people prayed to find hinde and we watched the israeli defence forces killed her family, hinde and the two red crescent workers who were given permission from the idf to help her . we watched palestinians starve, because the idf have been strategically bombing any source of food processing and have blocked paths of trucks carrying aid for palestinians and that public officials in israel have said that their AIM was to deprive the people of gaza of food water and fuel . not hamas, the people living and working on the gaza strip . civilians . which is a literal war crime by the way. we have watched israel take hostages and ‘release them’ only to recapture them as they try to pass back into palestine. we can see that israel have damaged every hospital in gaza so that none of them work at full capacity and use their propaganda machines (women with too much filler on tiktok) to push that THEY have working hospitals for EVERYONE who is injured . as if they’re not the ones causing mass injury and death and denying them humanitarian aid . and we watch people have surgeries amputations without painkillers because they’re not being given humanitarian aid and they don’t have fully functioning hospitals . we watch online as palestinians document what happens around them as they lose their families their homes and their livelihoods and express the immense fear and trauma of living in palestine and we watch as brainwashed israelis post swing like a metronome between posting about just how scary everything is right now to be living in israel and disproving their own narrative by posting about how safe they feel walking through tel aviv at 2am whilst palestinians can’t sleep through the fear of another air strike . we’ve seen the idf push civilians into rafah with the promise that they’d be safe there. it’s a haven for refugees . only to begin carpet bombing the most densely populated areas of palestinians right now . the place they promised they’d be fucking safe from gunfire and airstrikes . we’re not seeing defence we’re not seeing a country looking to save itself from terrorism we are seeing fucking genocide and ethnic cleansing they are TRYING to starve and kill and hurt palestinians and they’ve said as much . they’re trying to push them further south into egyptian territory so they can claim the remains of gaza for themselves and achieve israeli domination of palestine . don’t let your leaders fucking ignore it . don’t let rishi sunak say we as the u.k. stand with israel as children are lost and orphaned finding their parents bodies in rubble . pressure them directly write to them email them stand outside government buildings in protest . you should be fucking angry im fucking angry

#palestine #tw genocide

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parkers-gal · 3 years

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last updated | aug 5th, 2021

do not repost my work anywhere !! respect this please. | fics are not ordered in any particular way. these headers are mine so pls don’t use/take them

tom holland

insomnia - reader can’t get to sleep; tom finds out why

driving in the rain - fluffy dinner date and rainy drive back home

workouts and warmth - when all tom wants is some after-workout cuddles

from across the living room - announcing your engagement to your families

the one - you want to move out and get your own place as a couple, but tom doesn’t. nikki talks to him.

anything for the twins - tom massages reader’s boobies during her period

moms, makeouts, and mishaps - nikki walks in during your makeout sesh

simple acts of intimacy - a fluffy 3.1k words worth of blurbs

silver surprises - the reader surprises tom at a premiere

twenty questions - questions ensue after tom & reader get stuck in an elevator

my gut - spinoff of twenty questions with claustrophobic!reader (tw/ anxiety + attacks)

stealth mode - tom & reader scaring each other

unicorns vs pegasuses - tom shuts the reader up by kissing them

a good story - tom meets reader at a meet & greet — friendships blossom to lovers

deal breaker - tom wants kids, but the reader does not

his lap - reader asks for help in overcoming an insecurity; tom misreads the situation

pool day - pool day w/ tom + the boys

hot - the reader picks a certain song that reminds her of tom - the boys go wild

grounded by rocks - tom talks about you in an interview for cherry

your hands - when all he wants is a simple head massage

late flights - in which tom takes too much time with the fans

nobody wanted to - where only one person makes it out alive

way more than 50 - the hollands trick the reader into thinking they did something they weren’t supposed to

why [ pt ii ] - sweet cupcakes, and a not so sweet breakup

what looks suspicious - nikki doesn’t exactly approve of tom dating the reader

something sweet - reader drops off small gifts while tom’s on set

he remembers - when tom finds the letter

missed you - reuniting w/tom after four long months

soft gangsta - tom tries to dress edgy; the reader is unconvinced

the shoe game - reader & tom play the shoe game at their wedding

too much - when the reader has a rough time with work, tom comforts them

losing grip [ pt ii ] - a losing battle between the reader and a hereditary disease causes heartbreak

your captain america - protective!tom holland of young reader (age gap)

sexy genius - reader is a fan of (and meets) jake gyllenhaal

teddy bear cuddles - tom wears an oversized hoodie

nonsense - the boys think the reader is meddling with tom’s work

circles before yourself - rule #2 - osterfield!reader gets caught with tom

seventeen times - when the reader is having a hard time in lock down, tom tries to help (TW // depression)

pixie dust hair - tom assures insecure!reader that the pixie haircut looks good <3

a few more months - reader passes out during a run; tw // excessive exercising

tiktok au’s

body ody ody - tom gets a little jealous over a few social media comments

sweats in the supermarket - getting tom hard when he wears sweats

put your records on - trying not to kiss each other first

mood killer - saying dirty things into tom’s ear

say it back - pranking tom by not saying ily back to him

two different ways - tom choking the reader to get two different reactions

brutal - doing the “did you mean to post this?” trend on tom

worst thirty minutes of my life - playing a drinking game with tom to see who gives into cuddles first

my girl’s cuddles - crawling into tom’s lap

even - buying hot leggings & taping tom’s reaction

goofball - a silly way to reveal reader’s pregnancy to tom

end the debate - “i found out why my boobs are small” trend

slam the car door - doing the car door prank on tom

water bottle wars - the boys ask you and tom questions about each other. wrong answers result in sprayed water

get you back real good - you & the boys prank tom after watching a scary movie

peachy - sighing / moaning in front of tom playing video games to get his reaction

my princess - tom does a tiktok where he guesses all your answers to everyday questions

dad!tom

needles and needs - when scarlet has to get shots, you realize she may not be the only one that needs comforting

all my girls - scarlet meets her baby sister for the first time (dad!tom)

everything i love about u - tom is afraid baby red might hate him for leaving home too much

a little extra help - stepdad!tom being the best dad to your daughter

through the tears - pregnant!reader goes into labour, and baby holland meets the family

first feed - tom watches you breastfeed for the first time

warmth from the love - baby holland’s first Christmas

first words - baby holland speaks for the first time

breaking the internet - when your pregnancy announcement crashes multiple apps/websites (pregnant!reader)

breaking the internet... again - when baby holland breaks the internet

boyfriends and brunch - when jade brings home her boyfriend (aged!up)

big sister + how are babies made - telling scarlet about the baby on the way (pregnant!reader)

too many kids - the reader’s dad has some commentary about the twins

mumma’s girl - tom gets jealous when scarlet isn’t a daddy’s girl

angels - a little skin to skin time with his best girl

family man - after a nasty breakup, tom finds out you had his child

cheesy uncles - telling paddy he’s going to be an uncle

ag!reader (more to come !!)

y’all really get nasty - tom and the fans discuss ag!reader’s songs

my favorite things - ag!reader performs in front of the mcu cast at the grammy’s

34 + 35 - the boys react to reader’s new song(s)

34 + 35 remix - the boys reacting to the remix

his remedy - the boys react to positions deluxe

neglected - AG!reader breaks up w tom because of their job; tom searches for answers

low-key wants him - reader talks about how much nonna (+ her fam) loves tom

see u soon - reader interacts with tom while on stage for the swt

a few spilled secrets - AG!reader performs on jimmy fallon’s show.. tom and her confess a few secrets

for the first time - when the reader breaks down crying while singing about her ex, tom is there to comfort her

dance with me, rain on me - reader has a hard time on set, tom to the rescue

every tomorrow - the first album release night after your breakup

here we go again - introducing tom (+ the boys) to your celebrity friends

condoms or safety nets - the boys react to AG!reader’s song “safety net”

we’re not engaged - AG!reader announcing to the world why they no longer have a fiance... (fluffy)

the late late show - AG!reader & tom do spill your guts or fill your guts

pain from pleasure - dad!tom goes through a birth simulator — controlled by the reader

never have i ever - tom & the reader play a game on the late late show

fluffy hair - ag!reader has a zoom interview with zach sang. tom makes an appearance

fighting off the haters - ag!reader and older!tom holland (age gap) attend an award show after going public

run your hands thru my hair - tom reacts to ag!reader’s song “my hair”

stick to acting - tom tries to make a beat for ag!reader

practically twins - reader meets sebastian & anthony at comic con

damn lucky - black!reader wears her hair naturally during an interview

what a piece - reader talks about tom related songs & tattoos

flip it - tom talks about reader in an interview

at the door - older!reader & tom fight off haters

a headcannon of ag!reader being a marvel cast member

a headcannon of tom & the reader attending the avengers endgame premiere

styles!reader (more to come !!)

bathroom kisses - makeout sessions with tom and styles!reader in the bathroom

yeah, he is - tom holland x styles!reader meet the styles family; protective older brother harry makes an appearance

unparalleled love - older brother harry styles makes a speech at reader’s wedding

grilled - date night for tom & styles!reader is a bit difficult with two kids; older brother!harry to the rescue

baby showers and brothers - dad!tom & styles!reader are going to be parents

potential boyfriend - tom has a crush on the reader when they first meet

ts!reader (more to come!!)

trust me - tom & the reader defend her after nikki doesn’t approve

your london boy - tom & co. + the world reacts to “london boy”

boy of my dreams - tom being proud of the reader for winning a grammy

rapper!tom

tom records your sounds during sex for his music (hc)

tom talks about you in an interview

concepts: one , two , three

professor!tom

my pretty girl - tom gets jealous when reader gets many valentines

other reader tropes

cherry - reader is a screenwriter for tom’s upcoming movie

no shouting - singer!reader needs some help after paparazzis are too much (based on a video of tom)

pregnancy belly - actress!reader has to wear a pregnancy belly for her role, and the boys tease tom about when it’ll be real

we march - actress!reader being a huge feminist

passions & pediatricians - pediatrician-to-be!reader meets tom

politics - reader’s granpa is joe biden (requested) and tom meets him

extra support - psychiatrist!reader helps tom on the set of cherry

you made it big - tom holland x actress!reader at the after party

partition - the boys react to famous!reader singing partition

senorita - singer!reader makes a music video with shawn, who’s tom’s new best friend

miniseries

boomerang: one , two , three , four [completed]

peter parker

making amends

➢ enemies to lovers ; college!peter x super soldier!reader ; 30k words ; sorta slow burn

cheeky guy, favorite thighs - college!peter doing a tik tok challenge — between the reader’s thighs [tik tok au]

a little nicer - doing the prank on peter (”you could’ve been a little nicer to me today”)

start searching - first make out sessions with our best boy :)

hidden hickeys - the avengers think innocence of peter, until they’re proven wrong

the team - part two of hidden hickeys; reader meets the avengers

all of you - late night talks about your future with peter :’)

like you wouldn’t believe - reader tells mj about her & peter’s awesome sex

slip from my hands - roommate!peter comforts the reader after a nightmare

i’d wait for her - college!peter parker needs to come to terms with you and your boyfriend

shut up and kiss me - soft make out sessions with peter :)

all the good things in the world, and i get you - insecure!reader needs a little reassuring

modern chivalry - peter being a gentleman on the subway

eggnog and mistletoe - peter helps you love the holidays

the force awakens? it sleeps - a little extra comfort & care from our favorite baby boyfriend

a prince - wonder woman!reader meets spider-man (& avengers) in a mission

steve rogers fics - peter finds you reading fanfiction abt steve rogers

fanboy!peter

fanboys and bracelets - fanboy!peter parker goes to famous!singer!reader’s meet and greet

fanboys and phone numbers - fanboy!peter parker continuation

showing around - fanboy!peter gets VIP access; some dancing ensues

stark!reader + avengers!reader

if you knew feelings - the avengers want you & peter to break up

sleeping - peter misinterprets a few important questions

the may to your ben - college!best friend!peter parker x stark!reader fluff

race ya - peter confesses his feelings for rogers!reader after a mission — on comms

frat bathrooms - stark!reader joins the avengers where she sees college!peter, the boy she slept with at a frat party

rainy days - reader doesn’t like rainy days, a certain wall-climber changes their mind

already got her - jealous!peter makes a public confession

flustered!peter

a nervous one - flustered!peter parker sees cheerleader!reader in her uniform

one day soon - flustered!peter parker x affectionate!reader

all better - flustered!peter parker does some lab flirting with reader

dad!peter + pregnant!reader

unplanned [ part ii ] - reader gets pregnant... breaks up with peter to avoid it all

burrito wraps - reader worries that baby parker might be cold

a name to remember - latine!reader & peter give their girl a special name

you’re magic - a certain wall crawler hears two heartbeats

sgt. bucky barnes

first cuddles - bucky asks to cuddle for the first time

harry holland

golden light, the love of my life - the boys tease harry —on a live video— for being whipped

it won’t f^cking open - harry lends a helping hand

how much i - those three magical words are exchanged for the first time

cuddly koala moments - time the reader just needed harry’s warmth

anything for hands - the reader cuts harry’s hair on instagram live

your other best friend - the reader is sam’s new friend, but harry thinks they like tom instead

you’re my anchor - harry has an anxiety attack, but the reader knows what to do

what’s his [ pt ii ] - when everything thinks the reader should date tom instead, harry snaps

whipped fries - harry brags about the reader winning the pub quiz for them

tell me, show me - the reader makes harry flustered by playing w/the strings from his sweatpants

keep your cool - tom setting u up with his brother // nikki being wary

ag!reader

you’re such a dream to me — ag!reader writes r.e.m. about harry

harry styles

intoxicating - soft bubbles baths with long haired!harry

frayed braids - reader braids long haired!harry’s hair

others:

harrison osterfield

not anymore - when harrison comes back from filming, he’s determed to win the reader’s heart

irreversible - when relationships fall apart, people fall apart. (infidelity)

circles before yourselves - rule #1 - harrison x osterfield!reader (sister) when brothers talk, bad things begin

think of her - harrison asks your family for their blessing [holland!sister]

steve harrington

together not never - steve discovers the reader is pregnant

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call-me-aesthetic · 3 years

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If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School

WARNING: There are some slight sensitive topics that are featured in here! Reader discretion is advised!

Part 2 can be found here

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts:

- That one preppy girl who takes all honors and AP classes 😑

- Wants everyone to know that he’s becoming a doctor one day for his strict parents or he’ll dishonor the family

- Reminds the teacher about homework, knowing well that he’ll get slander for it

- Complains about how he got a 90 on his test or a B on his report card, a try hard much?

- Wears a cardigan with thicc but cute glasses since he’s one of those people with can’t see shit on the board so he has to move to the front of the class

Ace Trappola:

- The SoundCloud rapper, that’s it

- “Wanna listen to my mixtape? It’s pretty fire, my guy.” 😩🔥

- You will not miss him BLASTING out some song on his Bluetooth speaker, that shit be echoing through the hallways

- Tells you to stop what you’re doing only for him to either sing horribly or do a backflip, thinking that he’s so cool

- Wears a Supreme jacket with AirPods and waves on his head

Deuce Spade:

- Assuming that he’s still a delinquent, he’s that kid with the most fucked up school record

- Not much of a bully but will still talk shit to your face without caring, might even throw stuff at you during a lesson and you would be the one getting in trouble instead of him 🗿

- If he ever gets mad, it would be overdramatic like kicking the desks, punching the lockers, or walking out of the classroom unannounced and everyone would look at each other wondering wtf happened

- Covers the entire desks with drawings of skulls and those “s” if you know what I mean

- Wears Champion hoodies, wants you to know that he’s broke and rich at the same time

Trey Clover:

- The guy that’s not really popular but everyone knows him since he’s in all their classes

- Most people might have a crush on him because he’s REALLY nice 😳👉👈

- Gives off “older brother” vibes based on the way he looks and acts, like offering you a ride home if you beg ask nicely

- Secretly bakes creme brulee but doesn’t want to mess with the flow so he sticks to the status quo

- Wears the school’s hoodie just because he thinks it looks good on him, and the fact that he doesn’t know what else to wear

Cater Diamond:

- Hot Cheetos girl 🥵

- Has a whole buffet of food in his backpack and will not hesitate to eat them during a lesson, no sharing either sorry

- Excuses himself to the bathroom or full on skips class just to film a Tiktok

- Has about 100 followers on Instagram Magicam and brags about how he’s famous

- Wears a Thrasher hoodie with large hoop earrings and his hair in a bun

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar:

- The kid who flunked their freshman year that also sort of vibes with new classmates

- Always gets mistaken as a teacher by people since he looks and sounds old

- Knows the lessons but still fails them anyways, didn’t really give a damn either 🙄

- Captain of every sports club you can think of, never actually plays but has a lot of knowledge on them

- Wears the school’s letterman from years ago since it used to be his brother’s and that he’s too lazy to buy a new one

Ruggie Bucchi:

- That one kid who NEVER has money for the book fair or any other school event

- Always has to ask his classmates for some cash

- If he somehow does, then he’s one of those kids who buys Diary of the Wimpy Kid or the World Record books

- If he’s feeling cheap, he’ll buy the “cool stuff” like the chocolate scented calculator or fruit snacks 😭

- Wears oversized hoodies and basketball shorts that are clearly hand-me-downs

Jack Howl:

- That one athletic kid who’s both scary good and competitive when it comes to school games like football or soccer

- Literally the best player on his team and without him, they’re trash as hell 💀

- Tries his absolute best to support his teammates without yelling at them for how dumb they are

- “KICK THE FUCKING BALL! DO YOUR LEGS EVEN WORK?!”

- Wears the school’s jersey just to show off his “school spirit”

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto:

- The kid who sell snacks for “charity” but everyone knows he’s keeping the money to himself

- If you don’t have cash or try to negotiate with him, the only thing he’ll do is raise the price up

- “What do you mean you don’t have ten bucks? I can see it in your pocket.”

- Just bring nothing with you, he’ll doing anything to steal your stuff 🤭

- Wears a collar shirt with a tie and khakis that have pockets to keep his glasses and money in

Jade Leech:

- The kid who puts on a goody two shoes facade but is actually a stoner

- Only does “safe” drugs like vape but occasionally smokes weed, mostly in the bathroom or behind the school 🌬

- Can play it off and hide the scent when he’s high, teachers never suspect anything from him

- No one really cares to stop him unless he gets caught or something idk

- Wears clothing that either makes him look like a businessman or a junky, there’s nothing in between

Floyd Leech:

- The kid that’s plays basketball or volleyball just because he’s hella tall, and is actually good at the sports but doesn’t put much effort into them

- Always stays behind after gym, even though the teacher tries to make him leave for his next class 😬

- “I swear after this one shot, I’ll go to class.” *He never made that shot*

- Will jump you no matter who or where you are, and will get angry if you step on his new shoes

- Wears the jersey of any famous team with the latest pair of Jordan sneakers

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim:

- VSCO girl at best, don’t lie to me now 🤡

- The only words he knows are “And I oop– sksksk.” and “Save the turtles.”

- Walks during a track meet while everyone else is running and sweating hard, the teacher doesn’t care either

- Doesn’t really do anything in gym but talks to his classmates and stands near the water fountain to refill his Hydro flask

- Wears tie dye shirts with cute scrunchies

Jamil Viper:

- That one quiet kid who everybody thinks is a serial killer but he’s actually not, I swear

- He just wants school to be over and spend the rest of his summer relaxing 😔

- Although he shouldn’t abuse his “power,” he‘ll move his hands in his pockets or backpack to make it look like he’s about to pull a weapon out.

- “Chill, I’m just grabbing a pencil.” *Everyone in the class started crying*

- Wears dark colored hoodies that intimidates people but are actually comfy

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit:

- The baddie popular girl 😌💅✨

- Arrives to school late with a Starbucks in hand from his local Target

- Fixes himself every 5 seconds like reapplying his lipgloss or spraying Bath and Body Works cherry blossom perfume

- Uses acrylic nails and long hair extensions as weapons during a cat fight

- Wears a crop top with ripped jeans and those clout sunglasses

Rook Hunt:

- That creepy guy in the hallways who tries to get your attention, even if you don’t know him

- Scares people when he says, “Ayo, where my hug at?” 🥶💯

- Uses at least 10 cans of Axe body spray a week after gym class, which stinks up the locker rooms

- Waves at you if he passes your class, even walking into the room just to say hi

- Wears literally anything but always include a hat

Epel Felmier:

- The artist girl who just wants to be alone 🧑‍🎨

- Purposely draws in front of you but pretends like you’re not looking

- If you complement him, he’ll just brush it off and proceeds to diss himself

- “Thanks but I’m not THAT good at drawing, teehee.” *Insert Radio Rebel face*

- Wears a hoodie or a cardigan with big pockets to put his art supplies in

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud:

- I don’t even need to tell you who he is, y’all already know ahaha 🥴

- Sneaks a whole PlayStation in his backpack so he can play with it during lunch

- Is on his phone 24/7 even in class to the point where teachers don’t care anymore

- Tries to get people into anime but only to little success

- Wears a shirt of any anime character or that damn ahegao hoodie, girl bye

Ortho Shroud:

- The nerdy kid who’s known for destroying others at many games

- Plays classics like D&D, Yugioh, Pokémon, the whole shabang

- Daily Beyblade battles during recess with everyone surrounding him, the menacing aura radiates off of him

- Will steal your things if you lose to him but gives it back a week later cuz he’s sweet 🥰

- Wears light up Sketchers shoes and those Minecraft shirts you find at Old Navy

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia:

- The theatre kid who also goes to band practice, change my mind 👁👄👁

- Takes his role seriously when it comes to school plays and concerts, even if he gets casted as a damn tree or doesn’t go solo

- Remembers the songs and their lyrics to any musical you name, a really good singer at that too

- Plays almost every instrument, you definitely know this since you can hear him down the hallways during a test

- Wears a white button up shirt, black pants with fancy dress shoes, and top it all off with a fricking Rolex watch

Lilia Vanrouge:

- The weird guy who pranks people and vandalizes school property in every way possible

- If you ever get a textbook with a message that tells you to go to a certain page only for you to found a picture of a dick, yeah that was him 😒

- When using a Chromebook, he’ll leave a tab open on YouTube so when the next person uses it, pray that your ears will still work by tomorrow

- During lunch, he is a literal DEMON that mixes milk with chicken nuggets together and having the audacity to eat it too

- Wears an oversized raincoat or a windbreaker but idk wtf kind of things he has hiding underneath

Silver:

- That guy in class who consumes Monster energy drinks and falls asleep 99% of the time but somehow manages to pass the class 🤷

- Whenever he’s awake, he’ll talk to the teachers since he’s basically friends with them for some reason

- Writes his name out of boredom on any desk you sit on but in different places, sometimes around the corners or the sides

- Has a sixth sense because he’ll wake up if you try to draw on his face and if you did get something on him, it’s on sight

- Wears those colorful hoodies that zips all the way up to cover his face with a matching backpack, it’s pretty cool ngl

Sebek Zigvolt:

- That kid who literally knows everything about historical wars and will show it off during class

- Also has knowledge on weaponry, which has people questioning him but he’s just very dedicated on serving his country and people

- Knows how to fight and defend himself from a bitch since he spent his summer at a military boot camp, put respect on my man’s name 😤

- Honestly a great partner for a group project, actually does the given work but not the whole thing for you

- Wears anything that has camo pattern and chunky combat boots

I only made this because me and my friends were talking about our school memories so yeah. This is based from my experience so they might not be exactly accurate. Might even be a part two if you want.

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princehrry-writings · 3 years

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Angel with a Shotgun

here we go. this popped into my head after i watched a tiktok about angel shots. if you go on a date and don't feel safe for any reason, please please please find a safe way to remove yourself!! asking for an angel shot is a great way to do that!!

WARNING: tw mentions of implied SA, stalking, harassment, police, EMT's, hospitals, alcohol, being drugged, swearing,

please don't read this if any of this stuff makes you uncomfortable. i don't get graphic with anything but still, put yourself first and be safe!! i love you <3

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Harry Styles x Reader

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It started off as a normal night. Y/n had met this guy in class and he’d asked her out for drinks. She didn’t get any bad vibes from him, none of her friends had heard anything bad about him, so she deemed him a suitable guy to go have a fun night with.

She’d met him at a bar just off campus and was having a really great night! The pair were dancing and talking and laughing, genuinely enjoying herself for the first time in a long time on a first date.

In Y/n’s experience, usually guys were creeps and girls never decided she was what they were looking for, so she had a hard time in the dating world. This guy, Jack his name is, seemed ok. Keyword being seemed.

She should have known. When he asked to meet her at a bar all the way across town, she should have put it together that he wasn’t what she was looking for. He didn’t put up too big of a fight when she insisted they meet at the bar closer to campus, that way she would know people there and be in a familiar place if she needed to get away from him quickly.

When he started making comments that were off putting to her, things she doesn’t really want to repeat in fear of actually vomiting all over the table, she starts looking for a way out. He keeps trying to play footsie with her under the table and is getting visibly frustrated at her lack of participation, so she tells him she’s going to get them another round of drinks after finishing the one that was already on the table and quickly exits the booth before he can protest.

Harry had been watching from across the room at the bar, seeing this couple who looked like they were on a first date. He watched as they laughed and talked, getting to know each other. But as the night went on, it seemed the woman was getting more and more uncomfortable.

He had told his coworkers to keep an eye out for the two in case anything was to go down, and when he sees her get up and make her way over to his bar, he has a feeling he knows where this is going.

“What can I get for you, love?” He asks her, leaning over the counter to hear her better. She sniffles a little, and takes a deep breath. Leans in before timidly asking.

“Can I get an angel shot?”

Harry’s senses are quickly kicked into gear and he nods, gesturing to his coworker that he’s gonna get this taken care of before meeting her on the other side of the bar. What neither of them had realized was that 1. Jack was walking up to them and 2. he had slipped something into her drink apparently because suddenly she could barely hold her own body weight. Harry caught her before she hit the ground and Jack rushed over, playing the part of concerned boyfriend but the bartender saw right through it.

“Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to back up.” He tells the man, authority very present in his voice. Jack doesn’t take well to this, eyebrows furrowing and voice lowering in defense.

“S’cuse me mate, but I’m gonna take my girl home. She’s had a few too many, f’you know what I mean.” He chuckles and goes to scoop her up. Harry stops him, putting a hand on the guy's chest, stepping between the girl and this guy.

“You'll do no such thing. This girl has obviously been roofied and it’s you she was running away from. The only thing you’ll be doing tonight is talking to the police, who are making their way in right now to do with you what they will.” Harry says, watching the color drain from this bloke's face. He turned around, ready to make a full run for it but was stopped by not only the police but also a crowd of other guys who heard what was going down and were ready to step in if assistance was needed.

“I didn’t do anything wrong here! She was trying to take advantage of me!” He cries as he’s put in handcuffs and taken away.

“Yeah, it’s obvious the one who’s passed out cold because she was drugged was trying to take advantage of you.” Harry yells after him before turning around and scooping the girl into his arms. Due to the commotion and the presence of not only police but also paramedics, the premises was cleared and the bar was shut down for the night. Harry held the passed out girl close to his body, having had his coworker fetch his jacket from the break room to keep her warm now that the club wasn’t filled with body heat, and waited for the paramedics to come in for her.

When they come in and place her on the gurney, she starts to stir. Little whines and groans escape from her and the EMT’s check her vitals, deeming her stable and letting Harry know she’s going to be ok. He decided to follow to the hospital just so she has a familiar face when she wakes up and has someone to explain her situation that isn’t a scary doctor.

. *

It’s a few hours of unrestful sleep at her bedside and his co-worker showing up with a change of clothes for him when she finally starts to come to.

Groaning and reaching up to hold her head but realizing her arms are too heavy to move, she rasps out, “Where am I?”

“You’re in the hospital,” Harry explains, wanting to reach out and hold her hand but not wanting to startle her, “You’re ok but the doctors wanted to keep you overnight for observation.”

“You’re the bartender I asked for the angel shot aren’t you?” She questions after a pregnant pause. He hums a confirmation and she looks over his face a few times, before tears well in her eyes.

“What happened?” A few tears fall from her eyes. She can’t remember much after leaving the table, just the sight of green eyes and curly brown hair nodding at her when she asked for the shot. The rest is pretty much a blur, just random flashes of scenes she can’t quite make out in her head.

“You came over and asked me for the shot and then a few minutes later you passed out. The bloke you were with slipped something in your drink. And unless something happened at the table that I didn’t see, then nothing else happened. Do you remember anything happening at the table?” He explains, hoping her answer is no.

He’d learned her name from the EMT’s who checked your ID once you were loaded into the ambulance but he didn’t know the name of the man she was with. He realizes she doesn’t know his name either.

“No, was just being a sleazy dick. I don’t know how he could have slipped me something, I didn’t get up before I went to you. Must’ve turned my head for a bit too long. God, I should’ve known this was gonna happen!” She groans but he shakes his head.

“You can’t blame yourself for this, darling! He’s a sleazeball, a no good lowlife. S’not your fault.”

“What’s your name?” She voices, peering into his pretty green eyes.

“M’Harry,” he smiles, timidly reaching for her hand, rubbing his thumb soothingly across the soft skin.

“Thank you for staying with me Harry! For helping me…” Y/n says quietly. He shakes his head with a small smile.

“No need to thank me, pet. Would do it over and over again.”

Her smile, while tired and defeated, was enough to show him her gratitude. She feels a weight lift off her chest, hearing that nothing bad happened after she got to him.

She knows it’s probably just nightingale syndrome, but Y/n thinks Harry is terribly adorable. With his messy brown curls and tired green eyes that make it look like he hasn’t slept in ages. She thinks she could see herself going out with him, which is an odd thought considering what happened last night. You’d think that would be enough to turn her off to men for good, but there's just something about him. But now isn’t the time to bring any of that up.

“I’ll call a nurse, tell em’ you’re awake.” He voiced, making his way to the door after gently placing her hand back on the bed.

. * .

“Ms. I’m just calling to let you know the restraining order has gone through. You won’t have to worry about him anymore.”

Y/n felt a weight lift off her chest. After months of being harassed and stalked, she would finally be left alone. Harry leaned in, pressing a kiss to her cheek, stroking the loose hair out of her face.

“S’ finally over, lovie. It’s all over!.” He whispered in her ear, pulling her closer to him, rubbing up and down her thighs. She felt tears spring to her eyes, tears of relief, tears of joy, but also tears of sadness because the last few months had been some of the hardest of her life. She was ready to move on and be done with this nightmare.

When Jack had found out Y/n and Harry got together after that night, it’s like it activated something inside him. Like he thought she was just playing hard to get and he had to literally stalk her to get her attention. He seemed to think she was playing a game. Somewhere in his twisted little mind he had the audacity to think she actually wanted him.

He’d sit right next to her every single class period and would get up and move next to her when she tried to get away with him. He’d show up at her house, sitting across the street just watching her front door, he’d call her phone and text her, he’d wait outside her other classes and follow her around campus. She complained to her university, told them what was going on and they didn’t really do anything. She went to campus security and they brushed it off because “She wasn’t in any danger. He just wants to get to know you.”

So she finally was forced to file a restraining order. Her case was still open, from when he got arrested that night at the bar. They're charging him with second degree assault and criminal harassment because apparently she’s not the only girl he’s done this to. Many other women had spoken up since news of that night had spread around campus. Yet still, the university did nothing.

Harry stood by you every step of the way, picking up the shattered pieces on hard days. He wanted to beat the shit out of this guy and he would if it wouldn’t interfere with the case. He knew you needed him and he didn’t want to chance anything.

There was a pregnant silence between the two lovers. Just letting the silence wash over them, letting themselves breath freely without this weight suffocating them, they basked in it.

It wasn’t completely over, because there was still a trial, but he wouldn’t be coming around without getting arrested again.

That was enough for Y/n to breathe easy.

#harry styles x reader #harry styles #x reader #harry x reader #bartender!harry #bartender!harry styles x reader #bartneder!harry x reader #harry x y/n #harry styles one shot #harry styles au #bartender!harry styles #tw sa #one direction #fan fiction #one shot #angel shot

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starburstman · 2 years

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How do you think Johnny & Meena would react to seeing an actual ghost?

JOHNNY AND MEENA REACTING TO AN ACTUAL GHOST

Okay so I mentioned that Meena and Johnny rlly like scary stuff and supernatural things that may happen (the amount of debates over mothman they would have had istg 😩) But they never realised that encountering one would drive them insane

So I imagine it goes like this: Johnny was driving Meena, Ash and Nooshy home and Johnny and Meena were going off in Johnny's truck about some supernatural debate like about Big foot or using the ouija board and Ash (who has THIS 👌🏽close to losing it) tells them

"I bet you would never handle seeing a real ghost, they aren’t even real" 🙄🙄

Meena and Johnny simultaneously: "...bet"

the duo are like this meme they are so ready to prove to Ash that ghosts exist

So they decided to go over to some 'haunted' place with Ash and Nooshy tagging along and bro THEY ARE TERRIFIED AT EVERY SINGLE NOISE (and Ash takes the opportunity to mock them and quote buzzfeed unsolved

- Johnny is taking everything super serious whereas Meena is holding a ghost detector + holy water behind them, meanwhile Ash and Nooshy are calling out for the ‘demon’ that resides there

pov: Johnny + Meena being angels and Nooshy + Ash being demons for ten minutes straight

Johnny *scared for his life*: Do not say a word

Ash: “Fergalicious”

Meena literally about to have a heart attack: “ASH”

Ash: sO WHEN WE WERE PLAYING SCRABBLE IT WASN’T A REAL WORD BUT NOW IT IS??

Nooshy would be there with the camera and Ash would be doing some tiktok dance in the corner

Nooshy (holding the camera): Are you scared?

Johnny: pfft no

Nooshy: *Points the camera down to show his shaking legs*

BUT THEN tHINGS GET TOSSED ACROSS THE ROOM AND SHIT GOES CRAZY FROM THERE

Meena: *hears a thump* sHIt AsH A GhOsT WE GOTTA GO

Ash *watches a chair get thrown across the room: damn the wind is strong today

Johnny is way more terrified than Meena he is jumping onto her and hiding behind the poor girl

They go to the theatre the next day and the two of them just stopped functioning completely. They would be flinching and screaming out the whole day

Gunter: *dancing upstairs*

Johnny already pulling out Meena’s holy water: WATTHEFUCKWASTHaTOEKS

It’s safe to say that Johnny and Meena still like ghost stories but will NEVER WANT TO SEE A GHOST OR ENCOUNTER A DEMON AGAIN

Johnny and Meena: I have never been more terrified in my life

Ash: ALKJHGADHJF

Nooshy walking down to the basement where a demon apparently lives: take me to hell already goddamn

Johnny and Meena just once want to see the fear in Ash and Nooshy’s eyes

just once

#sing 2 #sing 2021 #shitpost #meena and johnny speak so much of this stuff #but they are cowards #and i love them for it #nooshy and ash were scaring them so much #it was so traumatising #sing 2016 #sing movie #sing 2 spoilers #sing meena #sing ash #sing nooshy #sing johnny #sing #buster moon #sing gunter

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gashinabts · 4 years

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Ask Me Out (m)

Words: 5k

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader, Idiots to lovers

Genre: Angst, Smut, Fluff, Mature

Summary: You and Taehyung get in a fight because you were allegedly cheating, the only problem is, who are you dating and who are you cheating on.

Warnings: Teasing, spitting, oral (f/receiving), fingering, DomTae, slapping, jealously sex

A/N: Just a small one shot, hope you enjoy!! This is my work no reposting this and my other works on any other platforms.

Holding the letter tight to your chest you breathe out a heavy sigh before giving the letter to Eunha. Taehyung texted her that he will meet with her across the administration building, instead here you are standing in front of her, counting the seconds of when this interaction will end. She opens the letter and you cringe at every second she reads it, you look off at a distance to see if Taehyung could be watching this scene unfold. “ What the hell is this Y/N? Where’s Taehyung?,” she crumbles the letter and there’s irritation evident on her angelic face.

The one con of being Taehyung’s friend is that you have to break up with his girlfriends since he doesn’t like confrontation, to see them yell at him or worst cry in front of them.

In middle school Taehyung told you to break up with Soojin for him on Valentine's day, that was the first time you got bitch slapped by someone at school. Taehyung went to visit you at the nurse office with a red rose. “ Where did you get that?,” you asked him as you pressed the ice pack closer to your cheek. “ I stole it from Jungkook’s valentine’s gift,” he says, as he hands you the rose and sits next to you. His hands gently take off the ice pack inspecting your pink slap mark. “ Ouch. This will be the last time I let you do this for me,” he gives you a boxy smile. Another con of being his friend, Taehyung could be quite the liar.

“ Well as it says on the letter, he wants to break up with you…” you trail off taking a centimeter back. You don’t think she’ll do anything crazy, Eunha was nice when she was with Taehyung, however break ups can change a person.

Eunha takes a step closer and takes the lid of her ice coffee and throws it on your sweatshirt. The cup is empty and the ice cold coffee makes you flinch, “ I knew you guys were sleeping behind my back. Tell him, ‘ The next time he wants to break up with someone, he should be a man and tell them in person,’” she bumps her shoulder against you hard as she walks past you. You groan at her comment and walk towards the center of the campus where the water fountain is, there are students who briefly look at your coffee stain white sweatshirt. “ Well she got you good?,” Taehyung bites his lip and you glare at him. He stands tall right next to you, with his neutral tone baggy pants and sweatshirt. “ Hey I’m sorry I didn’t know she’ll react that way. Take my sweater,” he pulls his already oversized sweater and hands it to you.

You pull off your soaked sweater, “ That’s what you always say Tae,” then you put on his ugly dark green sweater. “ When are you ever going to have the guts to ask the girls you like out and also break up with them?” There’s also another thing he has a problem with, he needs to have someone, you, to ask the girls he likes out. It’s always awkward for you to tell them that Taehyung, the guy that you have a slight crush on, likes them.

“ Y/N, I can’t do that! Just imagine if I ask someone out and they straight out reject me. I would be traumatized for my whole life,” he takes your dirty sweater and walks with you to the apartment.

“ Nope. I can’t possibly see that. You are attractive and funny so I don’t see how you’ll be rejected,” you smell yourself and groan at the scent of ice americano. “ Look, ask me out right now,” you joke around while laughing to yourself. The short laugh becomes a gasp when Taehyung pushes you against a wall with his arm caging you in. His face is close to yours, you could almost count all the long dark eyelashes. Time feels like it slows down because the wind started to lessen along with chirping sounds from the birds.

“ Y/N. Go out with me,” he looks at you dead in the eye, his black curls slightly cover them. Without thinking much you let out a small okay and he backs up giving you space.

His face returns back to his bubbly self smiling, “ Do you want to order fried chicken and beer or pizza?,” he asked you while adjusting the straps of his backpack. The question takes you back and you pinch yourself just to see if this is a dream or an alternative universel. “ Fried chicken and beer,” you tell him, walking alongside him. There is silence between you two as he orders the food on his phone, he gives you the phone so you can review the order, you smile as he orders an extra order of spicy chicken since you are the only one that likes it. “ Looks good,” you say while handing it back.

You and Taehyung are watching a movie while eating the fried chicken peacefully until Jungkook barges in the living room from the front door, “ BAHAHA...Y/N you’re like all over everyone's snapchat. I even saw this video on my fyp on tiktok. Look it almost has one million likes,” he hands his phone while sitting down on the couch. ‘It’s the cheating for me’ you groan as you read the description. “ What the hell? Did you at least comment and tell them that I wasn’t the other woman?,” you ask Jungkook, the video plays and Eunha throws the coffee at you and your face grimaces.

“Yeah but like my comment got lost through the thousands of comments that are there,” he grabs a beer from the table, “ just live through your fifteen minutes of fame,” he chugs the beer. “ Ohh spicy chicken, my favorite,” his hands grab your chicken eating it with gusto.

You toss the phone on the couch, “ Y/N-” you ignore Taehyung’s voice as you go to your room. You take solace in your warm comforter hugging your stuffed penguin and taking a nap. The feeling of Taehyung’s warm hands wakes you up, he’s spooning you, hugging you tightly against his chest. You are used to Taehyung's skin ship at home, he typically does this when he sees a scary movie and has nightmares so he crawls into your bed or when the apartment is too cold and he doesn’t want to spend money on the heater. “ Are you okay?,” he asked carefully.

“ Yeah, I just hate how people don’t know the real story but it’s whatever I have you to make me feel better,” you sigh as you hug your penguin tighter.

He laughs and grabs the stuffed animal, “ You still have this raggedy thing?”

“ I’m not gonna throw him away. It was a present,” you take it back in your arms. Yeah, it looks beaten down but it was something special you cherished.

“ Man, I still can’t believe you dated Jungkook in high school. Doesn’t it feel weird to have that since you guys are not dating?,” he hugs you closer to him, you feel his warm breath against your neck.

“ Nah, we are still good friends even if he is kind of an asshole,” one of your hands reaches back raking your fingers against his curls. He hums deeply, “ Are you jealous of Mr. Penguin?,” you teased him with the question.

“ Kind of,” he mutters and snuggles into your hair. That wasn’t the answer you were expecting but you ignore it going back to sleep.

---

You grab an ice coffee for Taehyung and add sugar but a light tap halts you, turning you see a girl holding a phone zooming onto your face, “ Is this you?,” she asked you, eyes peering for a reaction. It was that stupid video from tiktok.

You laugh lightly, “ No, that is my twin,” you lie eaisly, you ignore her calls as you continue walking. You wait outside Taehyung’s office since he is talking to one of his students. The student adorably bows multiple times and thanks him, as she exits his room. “ She’s cute,” you comment as you enter his office with his coffee. He has his glasses on, along with his usual comfy aesthetic, there are a bunch of papers on the desk, and he looks the part as professor but clearly isn’t because he is a TA.

“ You are cute,” his large hand holds your hand giving it a quick kiss, while grabbing the coffee with his other hand and starts to gulp it. Today you were far from cute, you had no makeup, and you feel bloated because you were on your period. “ There’s an essay due about the elements of Gothic architecture and she was having a hard time about what to write,” he moves his hand as he talks, he finally sits down on his desk.

“ That sounds fun,” you sarcastically state. Sitting down on the chair you look on his desk and there’s a picture of you and him at the Louvre, it was two years ago that you guys spontaneously took a trip to Paris.

“ Sorry you aren’t a fan of art history,” he nudges you with his leg, “ Anyways let’s go to this new hotpot restaurant,” he gets up putting his laptop away along with his papers. “ Should we invite Jungkook?,” you asked while putting your seatbelt on in Taehyung's car.

“ No. It’s Y/N and Taehyung time,” he firmly states but his sparkly teeth show as he smiles.

---

“ You guys look closer than ever, which is weird because how can you guys possibly get closer,” Jungkook comments as you wash the dishes. It’s obvious that he is talking about Taehyung. Taehyung had been more clingy with you, almost every night sleeping in your bed and taking you to random restaurants without Jungkook.

“ What do you mean? We are always like that, you are just jealous that we don’t take you out anymore and pay for you,” you finish washing the last plate, you put the gloves away to dry. Jungkook crosses his arms which cause his biceps to bulge and you throw your head back with a laugh, “ Is that supposed to intimidate me?,” you lean against the counter.

He walks closer, “ Kinda, I’ve been working out,” he flexes it more. You roll your eyes and he stands right in front of you, “ So friends just invade other people’s personal space?,” his face comes closer to you, making eye contact with you. He’s provoking you and you just want to slap his smirk off his face. Jungkook lays his head against your neck, rubbing his nose against your neck, his body is against yours. “ This kind of reminds me of our first time, we did it in my parent’s kitchen when they weren’t home,” his hands gripped your waist.

You decided to play at his game, your hands reach his nape pulling his hair, “ But then you came the minute you put it in,” you whisper against his ear. You laugh as his face flush with embarrassment, you push him against his chest so he can give you space.

“ C’mon Y/N that wasn’t nice,” he groans, he tugs his situation in his grey sweatpants to not make it obvious that he has a boner. You stop laughing when you see Taehyung standing near the entrance of the kitchen, he has a blank face and goes to the fridge. Jungkook turned around looking at Taehyung as he quietly grabbed a coke, “ Hey Hyung, have you eaten? Y/N made dinner.”

Taehyung looks at Jungkook, “ I’m good,” he doesn’t even acknowledge you, walking away from the kitchen and you hear his door shut.

It’s quiet as you eat dinner alone and it is even quieter when you go to sleep by yourself. The bed feels more bigger and you might think it’s more comfortable but it’s not since you don’t have Taehyung hugging you like a pillow. The next morning you wake up late, Taehyung usually wakes you up and cooks you burnt toast with a shitload of jam but this time he’s already gone.

After class, you get his favorite coffee drink, and go to his office, there is another cute student talking to him. You peer through the window and see how happily he exchanges words with her. You wait until their session is done and she thanks him and he waves goodbye, you walk into his office. He looks at you but quickly reverts his gaze back at his laptop screen typing mindlessly. Placing the coffee on his desk, “ She’s cute,” you comment.

“ Yeah,” he says and continues typing, your heart lurches not expecting him to agree with you. There’s so much tension you feel like you are walking on eggshells.

“ Umm...are you okay?,” you ask timidly. You aren’t sure if he heard you since a minute goes by and he looks through his paper and then again types. There is sweat coming off your hands and wipe them down against your jeans,“ Taehyung?,” you speak just a decibel louder.

He closes his laptop, packing up his papers, throwing them harpazidly in his backpack, throwing the ice coffee that he hasn’t even got a sip of into the trash. “ I’m meeting with someone,” he brushes past you trying to exit his office. You grab his wrist before he can leave, “ Tae, are you mad at me?,” is the only question you can think of.

This is the first time he looks at you, it’s the first time he has ever shown anger at you, he yanks his hand back to himself and the feeling of the subtle warmth is gone from the palms of your hand. “ I just didn’t think you were the type of girl to cheat and try to fuck their ex in the kitchen,” he says seriously.

Cheating? Who were you cheating on? “ I wasn’t- Jungkook and I-,” you try to explain yourself but he wasn’t hearing any of it. He interrupts you, “ I don’t care anymore...I don’t want to see your face,” he jabs at you with a disgusted face one last time before leaving. There’s tears coming out and you quickly wipe them but they still stream down your cheeks. This is the first time in your friendship that you had a fight with Taehyung and it looks like it will be the last time you grab the tissue of his desk blowing your nose. The picture of you and Taehyung gleefully smiling in Paris is mocking you, you grab the picture and take it with you before he can also throw it away as easily as he did with the ice coffee.

You usually don’t like going to your parent’s house but this time you accept their invitation, planning to stay with them for a week, you already submitted all the assignments for classes and you could always look at the podcast lectures. There’s not much clothes you have to pack up since you hardly buy any new clothes and you usually borrow Taehyung's infinite amount of clothes, well used to. “ I’ll see you in a week,” you hug Jungkook goodbye.

“ Make sure you get some rest,” he walks you to the car, you nod and smile at him, waving him goodbye.

This is the last time you will ever visit your family, they make you do chores and take care of your nephews and nieces. It doesn’t even feel like you got any rest, you found a box under your bed and it’s filled with pictures of you and Taehyung, some of Jungkook but mostly of Taehyung. The more you shuffle through the pictures it gets harder to hold your tears. You have the urge to call him but you are afraid that he has you blocked.

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It feels and sounds quiet in the apartment, Taehyung thinks to himself. Jungkook isn’t even making noise either which is odd since he is loud. He hasn’t seen you in three days, he was sure that he was going to eventually bump into around the house while you cook or get out of the shower but nothing, he hasn’t even seen light peek out of your door. He hears the door opening expecting it was you but it was Jungkook. Jungkook goes straight to the kitchen taking out a pan and vegetables out of the fridge, “ You want some Kimchi fried rice?,” Jungkook asks as he cuts some kimchi.

“ No,” Taehyung shakes his head and scrolls down on his instagram.

Jungkook sighs loudly, “ Wow this is going to suck. I have to start learning how to cook better since Y/N moved out.”

Taehyung drops his phone on the ground, “ What?,” he asked while walking towards the kitchen to where Jungkook is at.

Jungkook puts oil in the pan and adds onions, “ Yeah she moved out three days ago. She looked really sad, took everything she had and left.” Taehyung doesn’t believe him and enters her room, the bed looks empty, there are no comforters or pillows, he opens your drawers and is met with nothing, there are some skincare products on the table but those can easily be left behind. However there are pictures of you and Taehyung on the dresser, and he easily spots the one that he kept in his office. He walks back out and Jungkook looks like he is almost done cooking. “ You could be a real asshole Taehyung. Y/N would never do anything with me since she already whipped for you. The things you make her do and how she always does it because your Taehyung,” Jungkook says and finally turns off the stove.

“ What are talking about?,” Taehyung asked with hesitance.

“ Ask Y/N, why does she break up with people for you despite the many times she gets hurt from it. Ask her why does she spend so much money on your dumb ice americano? Ask her why she broke up with me in high school?,” Jungkook didn’t mean for the last question to come out but he’s tired of his two best friends being idiots. “ I’m going to eat in my room,” he leaves with a plate of Kimchi fried rice.

Taehyung sits in silence in his room thinking about your last conversation with him, and how he didn’t let you explain. How he yelled at you, how he threw his coffee, and how you looked like you wanted to cry. He hugged his pillow tightly desperately wishing that it was you and maybe if he thought hard enough you would appear.

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“ Are you sure you don’t want to stay the whole week?,” your Mom asked while she helped you put your suitcase in your car. It’s the fourth day, six in the morning, and you don’t think you can last another day with her yelling at you to stop taking naps and to go grocery shopping with her.

Getting in your small car you sigh,“ Yeah, I have to go back. I forgot to turn something in for class,” you make up a lie.

“ What? Are you serious? Why didn’t you do that before when you came here, that’s very irresponsible-” Maybe on another day you can take her lecturing but not today.

“ Okay, bye Mom. Love you!,” you close your door waving at her as you leave the driveway.

It is expected for the apartment to be quiet since it’s early in the morning, you drag the suitcase quietly hoping that you won’t wake them up. Opening the door slowly, you are shocked to see a sleeping figure in your bed, your hand let’s go of the suitcase and you yelp trying to get it but it comes down crashing loudly on the wooden floor. Taehyung's head pops up from his small blanket, looking at you with wide eyes. “ I umm- I’m sorry. I’ll leave right now,” you pathetically try to excuse yourself. Taehyung said he didn’t want to see your face anymore so you hurry to pick up your things. Your shaky hands try to grab your suitcase but you are tackled into a hug, Taehyung’s arms engulf you trying to make you part of his body.

“ You came...I was scared that you were gone forever,” he whispers. “ I’m sorry for what I said. I was an asshole and didn’t let you speak. I hurt you in many ways that I never expected. Then Jungkook said you moved out…” he trailed off you couldn’t clearly hear him since his voice muffled in your hair.

“ Taehyung, let’s sit down and talk, okay?,” you asked him and brushed some of the strands of hair out of his face. He nods and sits down beside you and your bed, “ I wasn’t going to move out, I just went to visit my parents hoping that would relax me but it didn’t so I came back early,” you smile at him. “ Okay good,” he smiles back and scoots closer to you. “ Taehyung, I need to ask you something?,” you look away nervously.

“ Ask me,” he encourages and grabs your chin to look at you.

You swallow nervously, “ Are we together? I mean were we together? Since you said I cheated on you and I was kind of confused…” you trail off playing with your fingers.

He grabs your hands gently squeezing them “ Of course we were together. I mean we still are. Remember when you told me to ask you out?,” he asked, you nodded remembering it vividly, “ Well since that day we’ve been dating.” You didn’t think that was serious but it did make sense because of all the skinship he was doing and the places he would take out to eat. He did take you to the Han river and had a picnic during the night which you found oddly romantic but you didn’t think much into it. “ Y/N, I’m sorry,” he asked, kissing your hands.

“ It’s okay there was a misunderstanding. Next time, let’s talk before we act out on our emotions,” you tell him softly, before pecking him on his cheek. Turning quickly away so he won’t see you blushing in the morning sun. “ Help me set up comforters,” you get up, grabbing the comforters off the floor. He helps you set it up while complaining about how he missed you while you were gone, crying in your bed until Jungkook told him to shut up. You place Mr. Penguin on the bed and lay down hugging it.

Taehyung turns your body easily around so you're facing him, “ I actually didn’t know we were dating, I thought we were joking around,” your hand caresses his sharp jawline.

“ Idiot. I would never joke around about dating you,” he scoffs and takes the hand you were caressing him with, bringing it to his lips, kissing it softly. His lips move to your wrist, trailing up your forearm, arising goosebumps and leaving a giggly response from you, making him smile. Taehyung scoots closer to your neck so he can leave kisses there and you hug him closer when he kisses a particular spot that makes you squirm. The kisses trail upwards to your jaw, going closer to the area you wanted. He looks at you seeking permission and you pull him to feel your lips against his. It’s soft as you expected and you sigh happily at the feeling of his warmth. He pulls aways looking at you, “ That was nice,” he says as he moves over to hover you.

“ Yeah, it was,” you pull him down for another kiss, this time it’s more needier. Lips smacking at each other can be heard along with some heavy breathing. Your hands leave his tousled hair and go under his baggy sleeping shirt, feeling his naked back. You never thought you could feel Taehyung this way, but here are lightly trailing your fingers up and down his back. His mouth leaves yours kissing your neck and leaving marks here and there, he pulls the collar of your shirt down trying to get more access but gets frustrated. Laughing at him, you pull your shirt off, laying back down so he can kiss wherever he desires. His eyes sparkle at the sight of the swell of your breast, immediately leaving open mouth kisses that make you shudder with excitement. His large hands pull the cups of bra and his mouth envelopes your nipple, sucking while his other fondles with your other breast. Your pants are being louder and you can’t take anymore of the teasing. Your hands pull his hair as he lightly bites your nipple leaving you with pleasure and pain, “ Touch me Taehyung,” moaning at the end of the sentence.

“ Baby, I am touching you,” his lips leave your abused nipple and go to the other one giving it the same treatment. It looks like he enjoys you getting impatient since he is smiling at your frustration as you try to grind against him. “ No no no, touch me somewhere else,” you tell him shyly, you are never this coy with your partners but Taehyung just screams out dominance. His eyes darken and his mouth leave your nipple along with a string of salvia, his hand wipes his spit all over your chest. He sits up pulling off his shirt, his eyebrow arched, “ Where does my baby want to be touched?,” he asked, looking down on you. Your hand trails down to the button of your jeans, slightly tugging at it, refusing to tell him in words. His index finger tugs at the belt loop, “ You want me to touch your pussy?” Blushing at his words you nod, he takes off your jeans and looks at your panties, smirking at your evident arousal. He bends down and kisses above the hem of your panties before tugging them down your legs.

“ Please Tae,” you whine as he teasingly kisses the inside of your thighs, Taehyung finally listens to your words and eats you out like his favorite dessert, his hands holding your thighs up trying to taste more of you. Crying out in pleasure, as his tongue pays special attention to your clit and his two fingers slowly inched his way into your seeping hole. Afraid that you are making too much noise, you moan into your palm, his head lifts up and you whine at the loss of his tongue. “ Who told you you can cover your pretty mouth?,” Taehyung slaps your cunt, making you moan louder. “ Sorry,” you meekly let out but you desperately want to be punished again. He chuckles at your apology, rubbing your cunt to soothe the pain, “ Do you want me to fuck this needy pussy?”

“ Yes, I want you so bad,” you drawl at your words, hips rising and riding his long fingers. His fingers withdraw from you, quickly taking off his sweats and boxers, as you finally discard your bra. “ Spit,” he commands, his hand is below your mouth. Following his command, his large hand wraps around his impressive dick and you can’t wait for it to stretch you. Reaching to your drawer, you give him a condom and he puts it on. Taehyung slowly enters you and you feel an immediate stretch, your nails scratch his back at the slight pain. He kisses you to relax you and smile at his encouraging words. Moaning at the slow thrusting, the pain is completely gone, wanting to feel him deeper you tell him to fuck you harder. His hips move at fast pace and you can feel him in your stomach, “ You’re so fucking tight, I’m gonna have to fuck you everyday,” he moans out. “ Gonna have to fuck you everywhere too, so Jungkook can no longer flirt with you,” he thrust deeper hitting that particular spot that makes your toes curl. Nodding deliriously you meet his thrust, eyes rolling back at the euphoric feeling of Taehyung fucking you good. Moaning his name louder, as he grabs your jaw forcing you to look at him, “ I’m the only one that makes you feel this good, right?,” he asked but he already knows the answer.

“ Only you, only Taehyung,” you scream out feeling his other hand rubbing your clit. “ No one else,” you confirm once more, pulling him down for a messy kiss. Your approach is coming, clenching around him harder, “ I’m gonna cum,” you claw his back more, “ Can I please cum?,” begging him.

Rubbing your clit faster, “ Yeah, fucking cum for me, scream out my name,” he gives your clit you couple smacks. Crying out his name you come loudly with your body shaking in pleasure. Taehyung's pace falters, groaning at your tight cunt swallowing him in, holding your body closer as he orgasms. Kissing you softly Taehyung pulls out, tossing the condom in the trash bin. “ How’s my baby?,” he asked while stroking your flush cheeks.

“ Good but kinda tired,” giving him a tired smile. “ Taehyung I like you so much,” you confess, holding his warm hand against your cheek. High school you would be so proud that you finally confessed to him.

Taehyung grabs your hand and kisses it, “ I like you so much more. I liked you since high school but I was afraid to tell you and then you started dating Jungkook. So I thought I can never be your type. But then you told me to ask you out, joke or not, I thought that was finally my chance to have you be my girl,” he softly speaks but there’s an underlying insecurity in voice. Your hands pull him close to your body causing him to squeal, his head is on top of your breast listening to your heartbeat, as one of your hands comb his hair.

“ I guess we are both idiots, I liked you since high school too. But here we are now in each other's arms, better late than never right?,” you sigh. His fingers trace shapes your stomach, “ Just gotta make up for the lost time,” he agrees and his hand trails down.

“ Yes but not now because I’m tired,” you grab his hand before it can go any further. He laughs and kisses your breast tenderly.

“ I’m just glad that Mr. Penguin got to see me fuck my girl,” he snuggles more into you with heavy eyelids.

You sleepy smile at his words, “ You are so weird.”

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freakiish · 3 years

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Something nice and long (and definitely not proof read) to make up for my disappearance, happy Easter

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Thomas invited me over to the hype house to film a YouTube video. Apparently it’s going to be a truth or drink. I’m a little bit nervous because I know a lot of people are at that house and I know they don’t hold back with their videos. I pull up to the house immediately being greeted by Thomas waiting outside. “Wow this place is gorgeous,” I say to him getting out and looking around. “Thanks, let’s go introduce you to everyone,” he says with a smile.

We go inside and I’m introduced to what I thought was everyone. Then Vinnie Hacker made his way into the kitchen, shirtless, his smooth, sweaty body indicating he just finished a workout of some kind. My jaw drops slightly, he is so fine. “Oh almost forgot, y/n this is Vinnie, Vinnie this is y/n the new YouTuber I was telling you about,” Thomas says. I look him up and down, and I don’t want to sound crazy, but I think he’s looking me up and down too. “It’s a pleasure to meet you,” I extend my hand to him. “The pleasure is all mine,” he says with a grin, grabbing my hand firmly and giving it a shake. “Okay damn we need to start filming,” Thomas says snapping me out of my trance. Vinnie winks at me before I walk away. My legs are so weak I could collapse.

We are sat at the table with shots of “water” lined up in front of us. Thomas gives an introduction and explains what’s about to go down. “Basically you either answer the question truthfully or take a shot.” “Let’s get to it, you nervous?” He says. “I’ve got nothing to hide,” I say directly into the camera. “LETS DO THIS.” The game goes on. I’ve taken 4 shots, Thomas has probably taken about 6. “Damn Thomas I’m just gonna start taking shots because I’m thirsty if you keep up with these questions,” I say and everyone laughs. “Okay last question, would you fuck Vinnie given the opportunity?” Everyone let’s out there “oooohhh’s” and “aaaahhhhh’s” I squeal and blush. No matter what I do I’m technically answering truthfully. I look over at Vinnie who is smirking with his body leaned back against the counter. I grab the shot, “of course,” I say taking the bitter drink down. The room erupts with yells. “THIS IS GONNA END UP ON TIKTOK ROOM,” I yell. My face is beat red, but Vinnie just stands there looking at me like this is amusing. “Okay well we’re gonna wrap up this video, I am definitely drunk,” Thomas looks over at me. “I feel completely fine,” I say still losing my shit over the last question. Thomas shakes his head laughing, “Okay well I’ll see you guys next time make sure you subscribe, follow my socials, subscribe to y/n, follow her socials. Everything will be linked below, goodbye.” “Bye thank you for having me,” I say sweetly. Then the camera is turned off.

“It’s getting late, but since you have a few drinks in you I’m not letting you drive home. Crash here with us,” Thomas says. “Okay cool,” I stand kinda awkwardly. “I’ll give you something comfy to wear, and you can shower in my bathroom if you’d like,” Vinnie says behind me making me jump a bit. “Jeez y/n don’t be so jumpy I don’t bite... unless you want me to,” he gets really close to my ear and whispers. Chills run through my body as he walks past me. I follow after him taking him up on his earlier offer.

His room is very nice, and cold. Like a good fresh air type of cold. He hands me a nice big shirt. “Thank you,” I say with a slight smile. “No problem,” I turn around to make my way to his bathroom. “Need any help just give me a holler,” he says licking his teeth. I shake my head letting out a small laugh. I turn on the hot water letting out a deep breath I didn’t know I was holding in. I kick my clothing aside getting in to let the steamy water consume me. I just wanted to rinse off the day, nothing too crazy. I close my eyes thinking about Vinnie and how insanely good looking he is, how he will literally have me wrapped around his finger before the end of the night.

I get out of the shower not wanting to waste anymore hot water, dry off and throw the big shirt on Vinnie had given me. I use his deodorant because I don’t want to stink. I decide not to put my underwear back on. I know this guy thinks he’s all that, but I can put him in his place very quickly. I open the door to the bathroom and his head turns to look at me quickly from his gaming chair. “So what you are doing?” I ask. “Right now, just brainstorming ideas. Nothing extremely exciting,” he says. I sit on the edge of his bed his bed, “Well I can help,” I offer. He smiles at me, “we can watch a movie instead?” “Oh thank god I am so tired,” I turn away from him crawling up to lay on his bed, I feel the cool air hit my core, and I feel Vinnie staring at it from behind. “You don’t have anything on under my shirt?” He says shakily. “Nope, I can if you want me-“ “NO, stay just like that,” he says. I have a satisfied smile on my face, knowing I’m doing to him what he’s been doing to me subtly all day. I get under the covers of his comfy bed, consumed by how nice it smells. “What should we watch?” He asks coming to lay next to me. “Hmmmm-“ “Something scary,” he cuts me off. “Not scary Vinnie come on.” “Why are you too afraid?” He says making a pouty face. “Fine put it on,” I say agitated.

We’re about half way through the movie and I’m basically on top of Vinnie. Every jump scare bringing me closer to him. His big hand wraps around me his other hand squeezes my thigh. I feel myself getting wet just by looking at his lovely tattoos and nice muscular hands. With the next scare I take the liberty to straddle his lap and bury my head in his neck. “Vinnie I don’t want to watch anymore,” I say sincerely. He rubs my back as he reaches for the remote to change it to something not scary. He flips us over so he’s on top of me, “better?” “Ye-eah thank you,” I gulp. He lets out a low giggle. “You’re so fucking hot,” he says. His hand comes up to my throat his lips so close to mine. “You came in this house acting so innocent and I could see right through you. Now you’re laying in my bed with no panties on probably dripping wet. Do you sleep with all of the guys you first meet?” He asks. I shake my head quickly. His soft lips crash into mine so hard sliding his tongue in my mouth with ease. His hand comes down to my pussy rubbing right up and down the slit. I let out a moan. “I was right you’re dripping wet,” he says through clenched teeth. He dips one finger in me, I bite my lip looking up at him. “God don’t look at me like that,” he throws his head back. Another finger is slipped in, he moved his head down in between my legs leaving kisses on my thighs. His tongue meets my clit kissing and sucking. I moan while I sit up slightly to remove my shirt. His hand squeezes my boob as I grab his arm grinding on his tongue slowly letting out small whimpers. His fingers curl up just perfectly. “Mmmh Vin that feels so good.”his mouth comes back up leaving kisses up my body stopping to suck in and play with each nipple. “Are you gonna cum for me?” He asks. “Yes please don’t stop,” my eyes start to roll to the back of my head. “Look at me while you cum on my fingers or I’m gonna stop,” he says seriously. We stare intently at each other as my orgasm builds up inside of me. I let go on his fingers, he muffles my moans with a deep kiss. Once I ride out my high I take his fingers in my mouth sucking my juices off. “Good girl,” he says.

Vinnie gets up, I see his dick nearly ripping his pants open. I get down in front of him pulling them down slowly. His dick springs free making me gasp. I gather all of the saliva in my mouth and spit it onto him. Taking my hand I pump it up and down. I lick the precum off of his tip slowly. “Fucking hell y/n put it in your mouth,” he says frustrated. I stop all together. “At least say please,” I say looking up at him. He quickly bends down grabbing my throat and jaw making me look at him. “You’re gonna open your mouth and I’m gonna fuck it,” he says sternly. He lets go leaving me in shock, I open my mouth for him and he pushes in slowly. I wrap my lips around him, his hands tangle in my hair as his hips snap forward. I gag around him making him let out a low growl. “Such a pretty mouth,” he says. He pulls out letting my spit fall all down my chin. He pulls me up licking the spit off my mouth and down my neck before sloppily kissing me again.

“Lay down on your stomach princess,” he says filling my stomach with butterflies. I lay down for him, he takes a pillow and pushes it under me elevating my bottom half slightly. His hands grab at my ass leaving a smack making me jump. He gets behind me lining himself up with me, teasing with the tip of his dick. “Please fuck me Vin,” I say and he pushes in slowly stretching me out. “That pussy is so tight,” he hisses out. He spreads me open with his hands, pulling out and slamming back in, over and over making me cry out. He pushes his whole dick as far as he can go in me. Grabbing my hips he starts fucking me very fast. “Fuuuccckk let the whole house know I’m fucking you whore,” Vinnie says grabbing my hair and pulling my head back. “Holy shit Vinnie yes yes yes fuck me,” I call out. “I’m gonna cum again for you,” I say as he keeps fucking me relentlessly, finding an amazing pace and angle. Our skin slaps together loud as my body tenses up cumming again for him. “Yeah clench that pussy for me,” Vinnie says as I come down once again. Vinnie grunts pulling out of me.

I flip over on my back looking up to Vinnie. My eyes watery and both of our faces beat red. Beads of sweat roll down Vinnie’s forehead. “Let me look at that pretty face while I fuck you,” Vinnie says getting back in between my legs. He pushes into me and we both close our eyes letting out a sigh of delight. I wrap my legs around him bringing him closer to me. My hands run up and down his lovely body as he pounds back into me. His hand comes to my neck squeezing slightly as we look at each other. I reach around him grabbing and scratching at his back making him let out a loud moan. My pussy starting to become sensitive, low whimpers leave my lips. “You can cum just one more time for me,” he says. I nod at him unable to speak. “Tell me you want to cum again.” “Pl-ea-se Vin one mo-re, make me cum,” I get out. He fucks me hard. I can tell he’s getting closer himself. My third and final orgasm creeps up on me. “Oh fuck,” I scream. Vinnie pulls out of me moving to the edge of the bed. Taking his hand and rubbing my pussy at a fast pace. I squirm and scream and whimper as I cum. Vinnie smacks at my pussy making me wince, juices come flowing out of me. Vinnie seems to like this so he keeps slapping at my pussy, making me squirt for him. Tears leave my eyes. “Okay Vinnie that’s enough,” he stops then rubbing slower pushing in just one finger to help calm me down. “So good for me,” he says leaving a kiss on my lips. He pumps his dick in his hand. “Get on your knees slut,” I get down in front of him. He opens my mouth holding my jaw in place. He groans as spurts of cum fly into my mouth. He taps his dick against my lips Making sure to get every last drop. I close my mouth and he holds it shut, “swallow it all,” he commands. I do as he says sticking my tongue out to show him.

He flops over on his bed, chest heaving, running his fingers through his hair. I plop down next to him. He brings me closer, laying his body on top of mine. I play with his hair as my eyes get heavy. “We’ll go to sleep and deal with the consequences of our actions tomorrow?” He says in an asking manner. “Sounds perfect to me,” I say weakly. He moves himself up giving me a quick kiss, burying his head in the crook of my neck.

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smutggukk · 3 years

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You nod your head to the beat of the song while singing your heart out, jungkook giggles quietly hearing your wonderful voice.

The both of you are currently in the car, driving home after a family dinner with jungkooks relatives, you thank god that you’ve set a good image for yourself and for jungkook as well

His little cousins loved you, and some of them even complimented you, about how pretty you looked.

You adored them, they were so respectful as they came from a high class family basically brought up to learn a certain etiquette, but they remained humble.

jungkooks parents loved you, they welcomed you to the family and treated you like their own daughter, you were so glad they accepted you as you were very anxious about them not liking you.

“YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!! OH OH!! THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!” You heave a long sigh and smile after finishing your ‘concert’

“Wow” you guys stop at a red light and jungkook claps, looks like he enjoyed your show

You smile widely “oh thank u, thank u” you bow multiple times as he chuckles.

“You an amazing singer” “kook, I’m nothing compared to you” “thank you for the compliment but I definitely think you’re a better sing-“ “don’t even continue that jeon”

He huffs and continues driving home “but-“ “no buts” he shakes his head and smiles a little “well to me you’re a better singer okay?” “Okay okay but to me you’re a better singer” you giggle

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Time skip: at home

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Sitting on the bed, you scroll through TikTok while waiting for jungkook to get out of the washroom to cuddle him, you’ve missed his touches and kisses all day.

You come across this one TikTok where this girl kisses her boyfriend more than usual making him confused, you unconsciously smile ‘I should try this on jungkook’

You shut your phone immediately after hearing the washroom door open, you’re greeted by jungkook wearing sweatpants and a plain white shirt.

You get up and walk towards him, your arms wide, he gets the hint and hugs you while caressing your back “do you wanna watch a movie and cuddle?” You ask jungkook, he nods as a reply

“Yay!” You peck his lips and drag him to the bed, “I’ll go get the snacks” he says while getting up “wait!” “Hm?” You give him a kiss on the lips as he widens his eyes a little, shocked by the sudden kiss

He pulls away after a little and furrows his brows “what was that for?” He giggles softly, you loved seeing him smile and laugh especially when you’re the cause of it.

“No reason, I just wanted to kiss you” you grin widely as he shakes his head “I’ll go get the snacks now” he gets up but you give him one last peck on the lips, smiling.

He returns with the snacks, as your eyes light up, he lays the snacks in the center of the bed as he lays in the other side “thank you kooook” you peck his lips starting the prank, “you’re welcome, princess” the name he calls you gives you butterflies

You blush and peck his lips again “hm? Do you need anything?” You hold in your laughter “what makes you think that?” He squints his eyes, and keeps quiet

You laugh and peck his lips “what..” *peck* “movie” *peck* “do you” *peck* “want” *peck* “to watch?” *peck*

His eyes wide open, as he doesn’t know what to say “oh right, do you wanna watch a scary-“ you cut him off with a peck on the lips “Are you sure you don’t want anything?”

He says making you laugh at his cluelessness “no kook, I’m just kissing my boyfriend, is there something wrong?” You tilt your head

“No, but-“ you peck his lips “yes?” “Is it that new lipstick that you want-“ you cut him off with your laughter “noo, jungkook no, I’m just kissing my boyfriend” “whatever you say”

He shrugs “but about that lipstick-“ this time he cuts you off with a peck on your lips “oh” you look taken aback, not expecting him to kiss you

“Hm? Cat got your tongue?” He tilts his head “no but-“ he pecks your lips “save it” he says while setting up the movie

How did things switch up so quick? Weren’t you the one kissing him?

“Jungkoook” you call him “hm?” He hums “mm I’m so tired” you crawl into his lap and wrap your figure around him

“Didn’t you wanna watch a movie?” “Yes, we can still watch, I’ll just-” you position yourself comfortably, you sit on his lap your back leaning against his chest and you head placed on his shoulder

“Are you comfortable?” You ask softly, he smiles a little and nods.

“Okay so-“ you giggle and peck his lips, his pink soft lips looking so irresistible

“Sorry I had to” you smile mischievously

“If you keep doing this I’ll have no choice but to fuck you hard til the neighbors know my damn name” “I- yes daddy”

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taeswurld · 3 years

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Ace IX [Wake Up]

pairing: bakugo x fem!reader

genre: humor, romance

TW: violence, cursing, angst, fluff

Summary:

Shifting into My Hero was a total mistake, all those tiktoks you watched on a daily about shifting somehow convinced your brain to take part. Now the question is how to wake up, and most importantly, DON’T GET ATTACHED TO STUPID DRAWINGS!

A/N:

New Chappie! Enjoy Hotties! Also I didn’t edit this, so it’s probably really crappy.

{ACE MASTERLIST}

Climbing into the shower, you tried your very best to scrub off all the dirt and sweat from your body.

Also trying to scrub away any confusing thoughts.

So much was going on in that pretty little head of yours, with questions about returning home, your quirk, and just how exhausted you are.

But one thought stood out to you the most, Bakugou.

Where do could you start, well you could start anywhere you suppose.

He was so confusing, giving you pet names, staring at you longingly when he thought you weren’t looking, and being a bit more aggressive when you, Todoroki, or Midoriya interacted.

You weren’t stupid, you know the boy is definitely into you. But you didn't know how to go about it.

On one hand, you could try to rekindle your little, whatever it was, and explore those feelings.

Or, you could go with the safer option, and not act on anyone’s feelings.

He liked you, but you couldn’t return those feelings completely. And that’s not fair to him or you to explore something that isn’t even there.

You can’t lie, the boy is super attractive, anyone with eyes could see it. The problem was his attitude.

You aren’t weak, you know you could handle him if you wanted to. But you aren’t in the right headspace to get into anything. For fucks sake, you were just transported here this morning.

Hopefully, after tonight’s sleep, you could go back to your dimension, and the other you with memories could help Bakugou fix his heartache and have makeup sex or whatever.

Rinsing the shampoo out of your hair, you tried your best to not thinking about Bakugou anymore.

Not think about the way he carried you, or his smell of caramel, that cocky smirk of his, or his big strong arms, or the way he would call you princess, or-

Fuck. Okay, this clearly isn't working.

“If I don’t arrive in my dimension by tomorrow, I promise to have a nice long talk with Bakugou before class to just discuss this issue like fucking adults.” You muttered aloud.

‘Woof!’ Hiro agreed outside the shower curtain.

Standing in the water for a second, you tried to recap your crazy day to the best of your abilities.

Taking a breath, you rinse the rest of your conditioner and body wash off.

You did your little shower routine, thankfully finding all your favorite products in a cabinet by the shower.

“I didn’t know the girls here used this type of lotion, how convenient” you muttered.

Finishing up and putting on some shorts and a big shirt, you roam outside the halls, seeing if you can find your way into the common room.

“Hey Y/N!” Uraraka comes to greet you. “Did you have a nice shower?” She asks sweetly.

“Yeah, I did! Crazy how I found all the products I use at home here.” You tell her, walking your way to the couch to relax.

“Oh yeah!” Mina comes up to you. “When we first moved into the doors, U.A. supplied us with all the products we need, which is great because do you know how hard it is to maintain these curls?!” Mina yells.

“I bet it’s tiring. Your hair looks great though.” You compliment.

As you three girl make yourselves comfortable on the couch, Uraraka grabs the remote to turn on the T.V., quickly putting on a soap opera.

“Hey, dumbass. How’d your shower go?” You hear a deep voice behind you ask.

You turn to look at the very same man who pretty much took over your shower thoughts, Bakugou.

“Yeah it was fine. Why do you ask?” You say, raising an eyebrow to his question.

“It was just a fucking question. Wanted to make sure your stupid ass didn’t fall and break your arm in the shower.” He mutters grumpily, with a small blush on his face at the thought of caring about you.

“Well I’m here right? Uninjured?” You tease him.

“Yeah, yeah. Shut up. You-”

“Wake up.”

You both stop your conversation to look at the T.V.

The soap opera Uraraka had on seemed to have lost it’s connection, turning into static, before changing into an image of an eye.

“Wake up, Y/N.” The audio from the T.V. said.

As the eye took its first blink, you heard a loud ringing in your ear, giving you a feeling so painful and scary, your body paralyzes itself.

“Y/N, your ears are bleeding...” Mina turns to look at you with a horrified expression her face.

You couldn’t move, you stood there with your ears bleeding, your head ringing, and your eyes wide open.

Bakugou jumps over the couch to grab you.

“Hey! Wake up Y/N! Come on baby, tell me what’s going on.” He yells into your face, shaking your shoulders to wake you up.

“Turn that shit on the T.V. off” Midoriya yells at anyone.

“I’m pressing the power button! It’s not working!” Uraraka cries.

“Wake up Y/N.” The eye blinks again.

“Denki!” Midoriya screams.

“On it!” He yells. Sending a voltage to the television to fry it.

“Wake up Y-”

Everything goes silent, before you pass out for the second time that day.

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oikawasbread · 4 years

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Oooo how abt prompt #18, akaashi x reader? Fluff please 🥰

hi darlinggg!! yes ofc ! I hope you like it; it came out way longer than I wanted.

18.Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

AKAASHI KEIJI x READER – IT COULD BE OUR THING – crack & fluff

¬ present day ¬

Y/N’S POV : “I. Am. Going. To. Kill. This. Man.” “Y/n, I understand, but please calm down!!”

¬ about 3 days ago ¬

“Darling, it’s alright. Calm down. It’s just a 3 days trip with the boys.. you know how much they struggled planning this whole thing.. and it’s Kuroo and Bokuto we’re talking about.’’ “Alright.. you’re right on this one. But please, Keiji. You better not be late at your own wedding.” “It’s a promise.” ¬ present day ¬

BOKUTO’S POV : “SHE IS GOING TO KILL US ALLLLLLL!!!!!” “BOKUTO SHUT UP!! WE ARE GOING TO FIND HIM, DON’T LOSE HOPE BRO.”

“Not trying to make you lose hope but his location isn’t on.” “Say sike right now Kenma.” “I can’t say it, Kuroo.” The car was under the most awkward silence ever. No one had no idea of what should they do or say. “I am sorry for your loss, man.” Seijoh’s ex captain says, sarcastically wiping a tear off his eye.

“What the hell are you even doing here Oikawa, were we even friends in highschool?” says Bokuto, not even bothering looking at him.

“Yeah Oikawa, honestly Bokuto has a point.” “But Iwa-chan! You weren’t friends with them either!!” “Yeah but they like me.” Everyone nods. “Well if you must know, I’m friends with Daichi! And since I’m a part of the ex pretty captains & pretty setters squad, of course I am here.” “Pretty squad what now? Have you spent too much time with your fan girls??” Kuroo replies slightly annoyed but amused at the same time. “EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! WHERE IS AKAASHI BECAUSE WE CAN’T GO TO HIS WEDDING WITHOUT HIM. Y/N WILL KILL EACH ONE OF US.” “Dude, we are still hungover, stop shouting.. We are literally in the same car.” “I agree with you, Oikawa.” “WA- What??? What is Ushiwaka even doing here ???? Since WHEN! Who had the audacity??”

“I remember being a part of the beautiful captains squad as well, Oikawa.” “It’s PRETTY, boke. Not beautiful. And you’re not a part of it.” “GUYS PLEASE SHUT UP ! SUGA TURN AROUND WE’RE GONNA SEARCH FOR AKAASHI!!” “Your wish is my command, Daichi!!” *zzzzz..* “Eye sorry to bother but do we have something to eat-“ “Ewww Tobio-CHAN! Who had the audac-“ Everyone : Oikawa shut up. ¬ a few hours later.¬ The boys arrived at the building where they knew they saw Akaashi the last time, which was a well-known strip club. Everyone was pissing themselves. If they caught Akaashi cheating on Y/n, it was over for everyone, mostly for the future groom. Finding Akaashi was a lot harder than they expected ; firstly because you needed a VIP Pass, which none of them didn’t had, and secondly because everyone was still hungover and the building was huge so they were most likely to be late and ,very soon, dead by Y/n’s hand.

“I’d say : Let’s split up!” “ Kuroo.. what if someone else gets lost?” “No, Tooru. Think about it : would you rather be killed by Y/n or just be careful to not get lost?” “Alright, everyone, let’s split up. Since I am the captai-“ “ You are… what now?” Ushijima’s face literally made everyone burst out laughing; the man was so emotionless. “Sorry, I forgot. Almost everyone in here is a captain. But guess who isn’t!! IT’S YOU TOBIO!!” “Yeah, but where is the vending machine?” “Anyways, hear me out useless captains. I go with Kuroo, Oikawa you go with Tobio. Iwaizumi takes Bokuto and -wait where is Wakatoshi??” Everyone remains silent and the panic is starting to catch up with them. Oikawa was the only one smiling proudly, but immediately looks disappointed as soon as he sees the club’s doors opening. Wakatoshi comes back outside after sneaking in, carrying Akaashi’s motionless body. As soon as he got closer, the boys gasped in terror.

“WHAT THE HELL AKAASHII???? HOW DID U MANAGE TO HAVE A BABY IN 3 DAYS!!!!!!! THAT BABY BETTER BE Y/N’S!!” “Bro shut up, why are you even yelling, the security will notice us.” “Oh shit you’re right, sorry.” “Well let’s go to the mall.” Oikawa says smiling at the camera and gesturing towards Akaashi’s still motionless body. “All right. I will drive, indeed.” Wakatoshi says confused. “Guys are y’all making a.. tiktok.. right. now. ????” “Yeah Bokuto. Without you, now shut up lemme post it.” “O-oh.. Alright:( .” “DAMN NO OIKAWA WAIT DON’T POST---“ “Sorry Daichi, ugly faces don’t get to make an appearance on my account.” Tobio bursts out laughing, holding himself by his stomach just like Kuroo taught him.

“Holy shit Oikawa. I may be your junior but you still are dumb as a brick!!!!” “Tobio-chan do you want me to slap the audacity out of you like I never got the chance in-. Oh shit wait I have a comment under my tiktok.” Oikawa’s jaw drops and everyone has the most judgy glare, stabbing him with their eyes. “ Why didn’t y’all tell me Y/n was following me on tiktok??? I wouldn’t have posted it!!” “What did she say??” asks Suga, patting Oikawa on his head to make him feel less guilty. “Uhh..Bring Akaashi home, alive, or me and the girls will burn you, volleyball idiots. Right, fucking, now.” “Bro let’s hurry, I can’t let my man Akaashi getting divorced right before he gets married.”

“Alright, bye Wakatoshi gotta blast!” “Oikawa, I am indeed coming with you, all.” “BOKUTO WAIT!!! WHAT ABOUT THE BABY???” “Move it, Kuroo, he has enough place in the car.” “Dude do you even have a brain? You can’t just steal someone’s baby!” “Shut up Mr. Flatass, of course I can. Watch me.” “EXCUSE ME!! I AM TRULY SORRY!!” The woman runs towards them and stops in front of Kuroo, who was holding her baby, to catch her breath. “Thank you so much for finding my son! I can’t thank you enough!”

¬ Great. Now the boys finally arrived at the wedding, with an alive and perfectly fine Akaashi, but with some really really sleepy hungover friends of his. Everyone was probably in the church, since the yard was empty. Akaashi already knew that he screwed up; Y/n’s dad would probably beat him up and her mom would step on his throat. Bokuto gives him a thumbs up and the boys are encouraging him to go inside. As soon as the the doors opened, everyone had the attention on the man who was late at his own wedding. He was walking down the aisle, not even bothering to be ashamed of everyone’s judgeful looks, because Y/n was in front of him; wearing the most beautiful yet simple dress, blushing, but trying to look mad. He took a minute to look around and process everything, and he realised that this was the big day of his life : him and Y/n would start a marriage, and soon a family. But he was late, making her wait and probably think that he’s backing down.

Y/n didn’t fail to notice the sudden change of expression on Akaashi’s face, so she cups his cheek with one of her hands, giving him a reassuring smile. “Weren’t you the one who was supposed to wait for me at the aisle?” He smiles, scratching the back of his head. How could she not be mad? Did Y/n really trust him THAT much? “Don’t worry, Keiji. This could be our thing, you know… Imagine our children’s faces when we tell them how our wedding went.” That was it. Now the man was a blushing mess. Children? He couldn’t wait for that. Everyone was listening at the conversation that was happening; but no one was annoyed or bored; they were enjoying young love.

“Y/n… I am truly sorry. But.. I had to take care of the boys.. and there was this baby at the strip club, I have no idea.. Things got crazy and I was taking care of that kid because no one seemed to care. Don’t worry, I didn’t let Bokuto-san to give him Tequila shots. But i-“

She giggles and everyone looks at them amused by the whole situation. “Don’t worry, darling. I told you, it’s our thing from now on. But don’t make me wait for you everytime..” He sighs in relief. Akaashi couldn’t be more happier now, that he was finally here, crossing destinies with the love of his life. “And how could I even get mad at you after you took care of a baby? Who knows what could’ve happen to him if you weren’t there?” she was brightly smiling, but as soon as she looked in the boys’ direction, she had the most scary look in her eyes. Y/n was clearly aiming at the fact that she’s going to have a discussion with them. And so, the wedding went on; they continued the ceremony and went to the after party. ¬ “Oh my god, Bokuto.. you have my condoleances.”

“Thank you, Kuroo.. I really appreciate it. He was a great wing man, a great friend, a-“ “I still am, Bokuto-san. I’m not dead...But you guys are going to be the best uncles.” he giggles, not even being surprised by his friends’ conversation. Akaashi sat down, next to his two best friends. “Honestly, today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. And if I think of it, I’ll be the luckiest man even tomorrow, and the day after, until I’ll no longer be here.” “Are you drunk, Akaashi? Or is this really how marriage feels?” “Kuroo.. this isn’t about the marriage. And no, I’m not.” he says with the most unbothered expression ever. “It’s about the person you’re spending your life with; I could be her husband, the father of her kids, or just her boyfriend; the marriage itself won’t change anything. I mean, yeah.. you will feel like the relationship touched the next level; but it’s about Y/n. I’ve dreamed about this day since we were at the beginning of our relationship; and I can’t wait to live my whole life with her by my side.”

“Damn.. that sounds beautiful.But I can’t wait to tell your kids how their father was late at his wedding and made their mother wait.” Bokuto couldn’t stop laughing now. Kuroo joined him and they were laughing like crazy, hitting Akaashi in his shoulder playfully. Three best friends, gazing at the stars on such a beautiful day. He couldn’t ask for more : Y/n was finally his wife and his high school best friends were there with him, too.

“ You know what can’t I wait for, guys?” Akaashi asks looking down, smiling, but not wanting Kuroo and Bokuto to see him. The two look at him, a little scared, because he wasn’t laughing anymore; they suddenly stopped their laugh session and waiting impatiently for him to speak.

“I can’t wait to sit here, again, at your wedding. We could make it our thing, as well.”

ugh i still have second thoughts about posting this, but anyways! I hope it was.. decent?

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x scenario #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu crack #haikyuu x yn #bokuto kotaro #bokuaka #Kuroo Tetsurou #bokuroo crack #akaashi x reader #akaashi keiji #hq akaashi #akaashi fluff

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sweatytyrantwhispers · 3 years

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this is going to be a series of little things my friends that i love/make me love them more (part 1):

-rachel did a pressure point thingy for me when i was having period cramps and idk if i worked but she cared enough to do it for me

-rachel also called me by my discord nickname when i was depressed on a call w her and a few other friends which made me laugh

-dina gets really excited when she sees a baby in public and talks about how cute they are (the same thing happens when rachel sees dogs in public)

-alan texts me good morning and good night every day

-dina has the sweetest voice

-dina holds onto you when shes scared and its cute (i.e. during thunderstorms or when shes watching a scary movie)

-meng lets me bother him and drag him outside even tho he doesnt have to go out

-meng likes to use filters on discord call and i love all of them

-andy is passionate about skin care

-andy could make a joke out of anything and laughs at everything

-andy acts judgemental but even so you dont feel like youre being judged and you know he loves u either way

-steph sends me tiktoks occasionally

-steph, dina, alan, cristine, and rachel give me hugs when im sad and never complain

- you can hear rachel or dina humming and singing to themselves sometimes

-rachel makes graphics/photo collages of her friends when its their bday or it’s a holiday with some relation to friendship or gratitude

- steph gives me her clothes when she doesnt want them anymore

- cristine lets me come over to just fuck around even though she doesnt need to

- whenever i go to cristine’s place we, most of the time, end up singing together or some ofther chaotic shit

-cristine makes cute drawings

- cristine and rachel are alaays there for you if you need it and theyre never judgemental about anything you have to say

-dina doesnt know how to comfort you when youre sad but will try her best and tell u she loves you

- (im pretty sure) one time when i was depressed on the bus ride home with my friends they decided to go karaoke a few days later and invited me to make me feel better (this was way before rona)

-i got depressed halfway home with my friends (alan, rachel, dina, meng) and they all tried their best to make me feel happier and tried to get me to open up to them

-rachel gets really excited when someone mentions kdramas, nct, twice, bts, kpop, or makeup (the same thing is true for dina with Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert Pattinson)

-rachel and i can silently walk with each other and it doesnt feel awkward at all

-rachel also gets excited when i buy her boba or her favorite candy

-andy likes to buy baguettes now and im all for it

-steph likes to make video edits of the “vlogs” we take when we hang out

-andy and steph like to recite tiktoks and memes everytime we hang out

- rachel likes dark academia and good literature, specifically quotes or posts about life/beauty

-alan always sends me animal videos and memes everyday

-seth is passionate as hell when it comes to starkid

-seth can also make you laugh and has funny voices

-ruby is a bit nerdy/geeky even though she doesnt show it

-ruby tells me love you every time we see each other even though we havent hung out in some time

-cristine freaks out and gets excited when she sees her “babies” (characters in TV shows that she loves)

-dina has the fashion of a popular girl but the personality of someone who, if youre close to, will be kind to you but insult you at the same time (in a friendly way not actually insult you)

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becoming-human · 3 years

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hmmmm okay i saw someone on tiktok do this so i’m going to try!

elementary school memories:

kindergarden: being asked to eat cornbread for thanksgiving and throwing a fit so terrible they had to call my mom. q and u puppets getting married. having to sit in the time out chair because i whispered an answer to the girl next to me and feeling that it was incredibly unfair when i was only trying to help her.

first grade: during a spelling flash round being absolutely certain that “no one” was a single word and getting frustrated when my teammates didn’t believe me. getting asked by my teacher if i kissed my crush during reading test time because someone spread a rumor that i did and it was apparently so believable that she had to check.

second grade: my teacher telling us that he would be out for a few days because he was getting surgery on his eyes to help correct his colorblindness and all of us freaking out because we thought he was actually fully blind. wearing a brand new dress for picture day and getting stung by wasps when i went to play on the playground after (and, subsequently, never wearing that dress again because it was cursed)

third grade: my teacher had a wrist cast for a long time and she explained that the cartilage in her wrist had worn down. i felt so smart for knowing the word “cartilage” even though i didn’t exactly understand what it meant. i also accidently called her “grandma” once and i was super embarrassed. my friend came to school with a plastic ring freaking out because apparently her “boyfriend” came to her window and proposed to her and she wanted to marry him but she was too young. (this one is faded and could be a different year).

fourth grade: being obsessed with the percy jackson series and being bullied for it. writing a compare and contrast paper on zeus vs. poseidon and all of the boys walking past my desk to “sharpen their pencil” and whisper to me that greek gods arent real until i grabbed the bathroom pass and left crying. my teacher being incredibly kind and understanding. my class making my music teacher cry because no one would listen to her lessons and us having to write apology letters.

fifth grade: everything with the gifted and talented program. my classmate alex telling a story about how his mom broke a bone and me laughing and saying “stop, you’re making my butt tingle!” (referencing an uncomfortable shiver) and being pulled aside and talked to for obvious reasons (that is one that keeps me up at night). reading the book about voyageurs and being introduced to artists like alexandar calder (who is still my favorite artist to date). having my first late assignment punishment when i got my third yellow (?) slip and having to write a letter to my parents apologizing and saying i would get better (spoilers: i never did). learning the german alphabet. writing creative stories and being in awe of a girl name juliana’s story when it was read out loud. meeting a neurodivergent boy named juan who said that my armpit hair was long and liking him because he was weird like me. joining orchestra and my teacher introducing us to lindsey stirling via the ptx/lindsey cover of “radioactive”. vivid memories of my teacher, i really liked her. standing up and giving a presentation about eco-conservationism with my teacher at city board meeting. being one of the few people that actually enjoyed music class and garden club and just deciding to take that in stride even though i got teased for it.

misc: pretending that my friend had a broken ankle at recess because i liked to help people. playing house at the tree with the hole. constantly coming up with stories about the old abandoned skeleton of a barn on the other side of the fence. discovering the word “lesbian” for the first time at lunch and saying that i would name my daughter lesbian because i thought the word was pretty. staying over at my friend’s house and watching a “scary movie” for the first time. one of my friends getting a hold of my phone and texting my crush (thankfully it was actually the other boy in the grade with the same name). constantly wanting to dance to “girlfriend” by avril lavine whenever i went over to my friend lily’s house and she booted up just dance and her just going along with it. kissing one of my classmate’s baby brother on the forehead before sending him back to his mom because i had seen other people do it to their kids and thought it was okay, and then watching his mom get upset and call out whoever was talking me home that day for letting it happen. crying during gym class because one of the boys relentlessly teased me. watching the class “bully” get taken to the principal’s office in terrified tears and yelling “i’m sorry! i didn’t mean it!” because he threw rocks at one of my classmates and the kid had to get stiches. one of my friends telling me that when i got older i would pee blood and it would hurt really badly and me getting so scared that i begged my mom to take me home. watching one of my classmates play plants vs. zombies on his mom’s phone.

it’s funny how many of these feel like dreams and not memories. i’d love to learn more about why that is.

also: alex, if you’re out there, i’m so sorry.

#mel rambles #diary entry #i guess?

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crowdvscritic · 4 years

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round up // MAY 20

When the going gets rough, I find I keep coming back to two kinds of movies: Romantic comedies and action adventures. For whatever reason, those are my comfort food, even if I’m watching someone get their heart broken or fight for their lives.

Hopefully you’re finding small ways to make your days brighter with books, movies, music, and shows that either help you fight or forget some of the darkness around us for a time. These were a few that made my month brighter, including a number of rom coms and action flicks.

May Crowd-Pleasers

SNL at Home

I almost cried for joy when I learned SNL would finish out its season even though it wouldn’t be in Studio 8H—it felt like a glimmer of a lot of joys we’ve lost in the last few months. While the At Home episodes have an odd rhythm compared to the usual broadcast (that live audience makes a difference, especially during “Weekend Update”), I still laughed every week. A few highlights:

“Bailey at the Movies”

“Dreams”

“Grocery Store”

“MasterClass Quarantine Edition” + “Another MasterClass Qurantine Edition”

“RBG Workout”

Watch those skits, then enjoy an infographic-heavy review of the season from Vulture.

Extraction (2020)

Is this a groundbreaking action movie? Heck no, but watching Chris Hemsworth fight to save a kid with a supporting appearance from David Harbour made for a great Sunday evening. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 6/10

The Wedding Singer (1998)

Somehow I’ve never gotten around to this rom com, perhaps because Adam Sandler’s sense of humor usually isn’t my cup of tea. But here he replaces the gross out jokes with a sweet chemistry with Drew Barrymore. I liked it so much I gave 50 First Dates a shot, but, uh, I only recommend movies I finish. Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 6.5/10

Baby Boom (1987)

Another not-innovative genre entry, but a satisfying one. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 7/10

Action Movies set in 1700s America: The Last of the Mohicans (1992) + The Patriot (2000)

Sometimes I don’t want a complicated villain—sometimes I just want Jason Isaacs (aka Lucius Malfoy) to be so evil I want Mel Gibson to take him down with a tomahawk. The Last of the Mohicans: Crowd - 8/10 // Critic: 8.5/10 // The Patriot - Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 8.5/10

Taylor Swift City of Lover concert (2020)

I’ve seen Ms. Swift live twice and have loved the stadium tour spectacle. But an intimate show heavy on acoustic performance reminds me how well her songwriting holds up no matter the production

Prop Culture (2020)

I know, I know: Disney+ original series are well executed, long-form advertising. But can you find better-executed advertising than Jason Schwartzman chatting about the Mary Poppins snow globe at a piano with Richard Sherman, the character he played in Saving Mr. Banks? These staged treasure hunts for Disney movie props may be a bit self-important, but they’re also a dose of nostalgia and lessons about the technical side of filmmaking.

This Drake Bell TikTok

If you get this, you get this.

Silverado (1985)

My weird New Year’s resolution? To watch Westerns, a genre I’ve basically skipped until now. Silverado feels like a throwback to classic Westerns with a modern sensibility and more laughs. Plus, baby Kevin Costner and Jeff Goldblum in a fur coat! Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 7.5/10

Chromatica by Lada Gaga (2020)

Turns out I’m not just a fan of the A Star Is Born/duets with Tony Bennet/Joanne Lady Gaga. I’ve always been cooler on her electronic-dance-club Top 40 hits than her recent guitar-and-vocal stylings, but I can’t stop listening to album-long jam sesh. It’s old Gaga meets 2020 beats meets Depeche Mode/Flock of Seagulls/Madonna/New Order of the ‘80s.

The Heat (2013)

Two of my favorite funny ladies teaming up was—not surprisingly—a win. No one delivers a kooky insult like Melissa McCarthy. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10

May Critic Picks

Hail, Caesar! (2016)

Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, and more try to keep Hollywood and their careers afloat despite a bizarre series of kidnappings, line flubs, and tap dances. Of course the Coen Brothers have a dry, wacky take on the Hollywood studio era. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 9/10

Jane Eyre (2006)

Confession: I have not read Jane Eyre. But my mom did, and since she enjoyed the book so much, I figured a happy medium would be to watch this BBC miniseries with her commentary about what they changed from the Brontë classic.

Daisy Jones & the Six (2019)

The highest compliment I can give a book is staying up way too late to finish it, which is what I did with this buzzy Taylor Jenkins Reid book. It’s a barely-fictional oral history of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll in the ‘70s, and somehow it’s not crass or gratuitous about any of them. Most impressive is that Jenkins Reid keeps her characters well-defined even though it’s not written in a traditional novel format. My favorite parts of this story are the deep dive into the creative process and the exploration of how we remember the past. Here’s hoping the Sam Claflin/Riley Keough-led, Reese Witherspoon-produced, (500) Days of Summer team-written Amazon series can do this book justice—I need this soundtrack!

The Plot Thickens podcast (2020)

A Turner Classic Movies podcast hosted by Ben Mankiewicz about film history is a specific—and predictable—Venn diagram of my interests.

Alfred Hitchcock Double Feature: Psycho (1960) + The Birds (1963)

The story about Psycho goes that my grandmother ran out of the movie theatre screaming during the shower scene. Now that I’ve finally watched it, I know why. This horror drama is still terrifying today even if you know what’s going to happen. Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 10/10

The story about The Birds goes that my mother was terrified as a little girl after walking into a room where it was on TV, and now she still won’t watch it. The Oscar-winning visual effects have aged so much I didn’t find it scary, but I was still sucked in by the eerie plot. That said, I did have a frightening dream last night involving Tippi Hedren, so it may be more effective than I realized. Give me just a sec while I schedule some Hitchcock-focused family therapy. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 9/10

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

Spend two hours with the two nicest bank robbers you’ll ever meet! A winsome Paul Newman and a laconic Robert Redford make their escape on the scenic trails of the Southwest, and gosh darn it, if they aren’t just a barrel of fun. I enjoyed this Western so much I recommended it in a piece I wrote for Round Trip, too. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 9/10

Katharine Hepburn Double Feature: Alice Adams (1935) + Woman of the Year (1942)

Saying you love Katharine Hepburn is like saying you love sunshine and flowers—of course you do! In Alice Adams, she’s an optimistic Cinderella with a down-on-their-luck family who falls for a high class fella (Fred MacMurray). In Woman of the Year, she’s a high-brow journalist who falls for sports columnist Spencer Tracy in their first of nine films together. She earned Oscar nominations for both, but I dare you not to fall in love with her after watching just one. Alice Adams - Crowd: 7.5/10 // Critic: 8/10 // Woman of the Year - Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 8.5/10

Also in May…

When you’re not allowed to travel, you get creative! For Round Trip this month, I recommended 13 movies about travel that will make you feel like you took the vacation COVID-19 made you cancel (including Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid). And if that’s not enough, why don’t you recreate your trip? I turned my apartment into Paris, and here’s why you might want to do the same.

Kyla and I didn’t go far back in time for most of our Gilmore Girls pop culture references on SO IT’S A SHOW? We covered three movies (or two, depending on how you see it) from the 2000s with connections to this year’s Oscars, 8 Mile and then Kill Bill. We also looked into the famous architect Stanford White and a movie he was featured in, 1981’s Ragtime, which had more connections to today’s culture than we expected.

I made another attempt at Jim Jarmusch for ZekeFilm with Broken Flowers. I still don’t get Jim Jarmusch.

My movie count in quarantine is up to 156. You can see them all on Letterboxd.

Photo credits: SNL, Taylor Swift, TikTok, Lady Gaga, Daisy Jones & the Six, The Plot Thickens. All others IMDb.com.

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