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bro i just checked my phone and had a missed call from an unknown number so i googled it too see if it was just a scammer and it was papa johns ???? in leeds ?!! i live in scotland ???

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i have way too much work on do today but i don’t want to do any of it goodbye …

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BRO I JUSY WANT TO MAKE MY CARBONARA MY PANCETTA IS GONW WHERES MY PANCETTA . oh my god

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i’m also about to start hitting someone bc why is everyone in the flat deciding they need to cook at midnight that’s my thing and i do it to avoid everyone else

#i have so much work to do begire i sleep pls

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i love my boyfriend more than anything in theworld and i know id be happy with him forever but sometimes i still grieve the fact ive never gotten to experience a relationship with a woman u know what i mean . wouldn’t trade my bf for the world tho he’s everything to me . u know what i mean .

#like i’ve been on like ‘dates’ with girls <- like nothing serious hang o it and see where it goes kind of deal but ive never had a f genuine #romantic relationship with a woman and i feel like im faking it a little ?? i know im not but i know op won’t perceive me as actually queer #bc im dating a man and have never officially dated a woman

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no chance i’ve just stuck on my slippers at 11pk to go make myself dinner and someone’s just gone into the kitchen as soon as i go to open my door literally head in hands

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i swear mr beast just performs experiments on peoples psyches under the guise of a game show or challenge bc u might just win enough money to make it seem justified

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just saw a video of someone listening to a song and full on sobbing mouth open drooling all over their car like. i’ve sobbed to a song or two in my life but we don’t need to see EVERYTHING on tiktok girl

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listening to chappell roan while im studying and the next song to play after good luck babe was too sweet by hozier 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ nvm i was gonna say something about stardew fans infecting the spotify algorithm but the when the fuck did we get those emojis

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im like 3 seconds from throwing my laptop out the window wi dint want to write more essays

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u know every time I see someone write a song about like cheating on their partner in a positive way I always wonder how theyre gonna fare in their next relationship bc if it was my partner id be like ??????? huh

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just spilled my strawberry water what if i died rn

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literally if celebrities can just wake up decide that the world is going to cal them a different name why can’t regular ppl do the same like

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im ngl idk if maneskin r gonna come back from their break if im honest . i dont think they will . ive criticised how they lost their authenticity to sell out to american crowds and companies and i think it may have caught up to them . it might just be bc the basically worked night and day since they won eurovision and they want time do something that’s not touring but also . idk if they will come back

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carbonara 💪💪💪💪

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I love being controversial on my f1 blog bc ppl really do be proving my point by being so miserable in my asks

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didn’t get fired i have plot armour (manager likes me)

grwm to be fired from work (i spilled some tea and broke a keyboard yesterday)