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Fabian: How did you know I was going to propose?
Nina: Amber hasn't been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.
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persona-incorrect · 2 years
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Akira: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Sojiro: You do realize you just turned 19 not too long ago right?
Akira: Actually factoring in occupational hazards I might not live past 38 so I'd say I'm long overdue.
Sojiro, exasperated: Kid.
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Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.
k.b. // unknown
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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2587
Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)
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luciferslilith7 · 1 month
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"They both failed at the end-She couldn't hate him and he couldn't love her" ~Anonymous
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Colin: Come on, I want to show you something.
*Turns and walks away*
Penelope: Nice.
Colin: That’s not it, but thank you.
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Leo: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.
Raph: Ignite it is.
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no no lets hear her out
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goldandglittersblog · 22 days
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Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.
Hermione: Leave them alone.
Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.
Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.
Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.
Crookshanks: meow
Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.
Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.
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Peter: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.
James: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!
Sirius: Moan.
Remus: The duality of man.
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V1: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Sisyphus: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Minos: Tackle him.
Mirage: Dump him.
V2: Kick him in the shin.
Gabriel: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Alfie: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's shitty joke right now.
Alfie: Be patient, queen, a true clown is on his way.
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persona-incorrect · 2 years
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Yu: Okay dumbest scar stories I'll start then you guys go. I burned my tongue drinking tea once.
Minato: Well aside from everything else I actually have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil back at Gekkoukan high.
Minako: I accidentally dropped a hairdryer on my foot.
Tatsuya: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand.
Akira: See the small scapes on my arm? Those are from when Futaba used my arm as a shield during a scary movie marathon.
Minato: What did you guys watch?
Akira: We binged the Ju-On franchise. Ryuji managed to convince me, Futaba, Ann, and Yusuke that it wouldn't be that scary.
Minato: I don't know what's more alarming the fact you fell for that or the fact that none of you had seen or heard of Ju-On.
Maya: I'll go next. I grabbed lunch to try surprising Ulala at the gym. When I came up behind her she thought I was someone else. Long story short she clocked me.
Naoya: Is that how you got the tiny split on your lip?
Maya: Yep, anyway looks like you're next Naoya.
Naoya: I..um....uh...emotional..scars?
Minato: Dude same.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 4 months
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Paul: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Child!Pete: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Paul: What? No! What has Ted been telling you?
Ted, walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
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church lady magic✨
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[any huge middle earth conflict]
Gandalf: ima get a baggins
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