pstpst hi noma you're lovely have a good day

🥺 y-you too, lil Suede💕

My friend is cultured. Oh Stars, I’m so proud! I know not everyone ships it, but it’s popular and nothing makes a shipper happier than knowing their ship is popular.

🌍 pau

🇧🇷 pauzinha

🇩🇪 paulinchen

🇦🇷 pauli

🇳🇱 pautje

🇫🇷 popo/paupau

i often forget that i am right in the middle of what i was once praying for, wishing for, so here i am taking a moment for that 🤍

sighs

opens best friends group chat

types

“Hi everyone, I hope you are all well. I know I was absent for a full moon cycle but I came to the conclusion that I still need friends in this realm. You guys are the chosen ones. Please forgive me.”

closes app

opens app again

“Oh, and happy birthday, Sara”

*grabs you* look up Moxxi borderlands I think you would like her - hyperionshipping

WBSBSNSNSNSBBWVVSNWNSNWHXNNSNWNWNSN EYE-

Letter transcription:

“Dear Lace,

I’m not that good with fancy words, but I just wanted to say… well, thanks for staying with me. For understanding me and the way I work when not everyone does. You’re the best partner I could ask for, really. When I’m stuck on complicated cases, your comments help me see things from other angles and find stuff I wouldn’t otherwise.

You make me the happiest I’ve ever been. It’s nice to know that on days when I’m not feeling the best you’ll be there for me and I hope that when you need me I can be there for you too. If you’re ever tired or sad, just come to me and I’ll get John to make us some tea.

Well, that sounded a bit cheesy, didn’t it? Still, it’s true. I never expected to fall for anyone until you came and swept me off my feet. Now I never want to let you go. Every great detective needs an equally great sidekick, so promise you’ll stay by my side.

Love, Sherlock

P.S.: Did you steal my shirt again? Well, fine, but know that there will be payback!

———————

Sherlock, this letter means more to me than you know! Thank you for brightening my life with your enthusiastic smiles and laughter. For surprising, inspiring and aweing me with your confidence! And for being sweet and patient with me through thick and thin. I’m really, really grateful to have you in my life.

Thank you for sweeping ME off my feet! And payback, you say? Bring it on, Mr. Detective! 😈💕

your brand, huh?

well

well your brand most definitely the horny and depressed seb content i feel in my heart

you're also on of the best persons i ever met, and the kindest, most supporting bean i know. love u, sebestie 💖

... ok I might cry 😭😭♥️ You really are the sweetest most adorable bean in the world. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! imma rip my heart out and give it to you bye 😔👋🏽

You know I’d kill and die for you right? Yeah that’s right love you bye

📨what’s my brand?

fuck your zodiac sign,,

whats your favorite pic from THE ✨mclennon photoshoot✨ ?

anyway thank you david bailey for saving our existences

NOMAAAA I am here to give you LOVE AND HUGS MWAH <3

KITH AND HUGS FOR NOODLE-SENPAI😤

MWAH🥺💋

sfksjsgdj you are too many thots, crying and help me

well. you aren’t wrong sknsksjsk. WHY DO I CRY SO MUCH MAYBE ITS CONNECTED TO THE THERAPIST THING.

g’day lovely~ how’re you doing? I have come by with something you’ll love, and whenever you’re having a bad day this can be your lil serotonin boost 🥺💐

https://twitter.com/fellforgyu/status/1384155785874214913?s=21

NO BECAUSE IM SITTING IN THE LIBRARY RIGHT ?? AND THEN THESE TEARS JUST START S T R E A M I N G DOWN MY FACE??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AND THEY LIKE DON'T STOP????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

can I sell my blog’s aesthetic as an NFT?

KFP: The Paws Of Destiny AU

Since this takes place in, near & mostly around the Valley Of Peace, some things will be changed to fit the narrative.

"Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny follows the adventures of four energetic panda kids: Nu Hai, Bao, Jing, & Fan Tong. When the friends stumble upon a mystical cave beneath Panda Village, they have no idea they're about to absorb the chi, or energy, of ancient kung fu warriors known as the Four Constellations. Now it's up to them to save the world from an evil force — but first, Master Po must teach them how to use their newfound powers.

Based on traditional Chinese astronomy, the Four Constellations—Blue Dragon, Black Tortoise, White Tiger & Red Phoenix—are said to have been the first warriors to achieve total mastery of chi. A few millennia ago, the masters used their powers to defeat their corrupt master, Jindiao. Worried their good chi couldn't exist without a powerful dark chi to balance it out, the masters then sealed themselves into an underground temple to keep the world safe. Little did they know that Jindiao still lives. If Jindiao can absorb the Four Constellations’ chi and restore himself to his purest form, the world will be in grave danger."

Keep in mind I wrote this down 3 years ago and have not seen half of Season 2 yet or even remember most of what happened in Season 1. I like the idea of this being more spreaded out instead of one arc at a time because it feels overwhelming to me personally. It's to have Jindiao be the big bad and endgame villain by the end of the series/season while the New Constellations get a rogues gallery as they progress, not to mention their training developments.

Anyways underneath are unedited changes I would do but not actually write, just some ideas.

Spoilers, obviously.

The Dragon Master

"After accidentally absorbing the mystical hero chi of the Four Constellations, four panda children enlist the help of the Dragon Master to control it's energy & learn kung fu."

‌first day of kids training kung fu

‌they get excited, accidentally knock down a peach monument in town

‌try to get it back, explore, got curious after going out to buy supplies for Mei Mei & end up finding a hidden temple

‌they look into the scrolls about the Four Constellations thanks to Monkey

‌Po talks to Master Shifu about it

‌nothing else changes

Playing With Fire

"When the kids grow overconfident and prideful after beginning their training, they decide to intercept a distress call and sneak off without permission, only to land themselves in hot water."

‌new day, new kids, special training, special kids

‌Jindiao kills to obtain chi

‌Po does his research, Crane helps with the scrolls

‌nothing else changes

Sword And Shield

"The kids are recruited to perform in Mei Mei's theatrical show, but things take a turn when an unexpected guest ruins the play in order to find the mystical scroll."

‌Po has a vision of two dragons fighting to the death

‌they find the temple near the valley

‌Jindiao punishes Jade Tusk before summoning their demon

‌they go to Mei Mei's house, Viper & Li Shan are there

‌Mr. Ping enjoys the show with Li while selling dry salted plums

‌Mei Mei & Viper perform together

‌nothing else changes

The Path Of Healing

"Grand Abbot Jindiao visits the Jade Palace and the students participate in an exhibition match."

‌at the Jade Palace with the scroll

‌Tigress greets the pika monks

‌Tigress takes Li's place and a pig takes Grandma Panda's

‌the tournament takes place at the Jade Palace arena

‌Po wears his chi clothes when fighting an evil dragon

‌nothing else changes

Fistful Of Herbs

"When Po discovers he was poisoned, he sets off to a caravan oasis in the hopes of finding out who the perpetrator is."

‌Mantis deducts the soup was poisoned to weaken Po and says the materials are made by an alchemist from Tuoluo

‌Po tells the kids he's on work leave, he's also more strict with them after they follow him

‌nothing else changes

Poison In The Pit Of The Plum

"When Po and the kids stop for the night at an inn, they unwillingly get into a fight and end up down a path to uncovering Jindiao's plan."

‌literally nothing changes except they stay a bit longer at the inn this episode is perfect

Trouble In The Valley

"The New Constellations leave Po to escape into the forest and head back to the Valley Of Peace to warn about Jindiao."

‌Po hangs out with Bunnidharma

‌the kids head back home

‌tell the Furious Five, and warn the valley of an upcoming threat

‌the Five fight Jindiao & his monks

‌the Five will not allow the lives of children & the fate of the universe fall to the claws of the Dragon Master

‌the kids are taken to the Jade Palace

‌pandas were the guardians of the Wellspring

Shadow Of A Doubt

"The New Constellations meet an unlikely ally when they try to find their master."

‌the Furious Five put up a long fight while protecting the citizens

Zeng helps the kids into the Jade Palace's secret tunnels to escape

‌Shifu finds the kids on his way from a trip as he's returning to the valley

‌he helps them get out to go find Po

‌Po was terribly injured

‌nothing else changes

Onto Thin Ice

"After a shocking revelation, Po is determined to find his students while Jing faces Jindiao."

‌Shifu reunites with the Furious Five

‌they meet Zhizhu

‌Po carries a satchel? suspicious

‌nothing else changes

The Four Constellations

"The New Constellations go to the Spirit Realm and meet the Four Constellations in the hopes of learning how to use the urn."

‌the monks are murdered for their chi

‌Po wears his chi clothes in the spirit realm

‌the Four Constellations play volleyball with the New Constellations & teach the kids those moves properly

‌opening the Wellspring and containing it drains your life force if you don't have a strong chi, it may kill them but their mystical chi will remain

‌they get back to their beach sitting

‌nothing else changes

Unholy Dragon Of The Mountains

"Jindiao takes the New Constellations hostage in an attempt to locate the Wellspring."

‌pandas sent the Wellspring & Zhizhu to Oogway, anybody who can give chi can be a guardian

‌the Furious Five and Shifu prepare to face Jindiao

‌Po tries to heal Bunnidharma with his chi but fails to do so

‌they leave Bunnidharma in the snow after he dies

‌Po says no matter what happens, they need to aim at Jindiao after they open the Wellspring

‌Zeng takes Mr. Ping's place

‌Mei Mei joins the Five because she's worried about Nu Hai and Bao

‌Po reveals that the destroyed Spirit Urn was a fake

‌Shifu, the Furious Five & Mei Mei arrive just in time

‌the kids' bodies turn to jade statues from opening the Wellspring, they are sent to the spirit realm

At The Edge Of Time

"The kids are desperate to get back and help the Valley Of Peace while Po figures out a way to defeat Jindiao."

‌the kids surface from the water near the Four Constellations' Island in the Spirit Realm

‌Po is in despair, Mei Mei lashes out at him in grief

‌Shifu says something inspirational

‌Jindiao tears down a mountain of jade in the valley & burns the villages to the ground

‌Po plans to use the Wuxi Finger Hold on Jindiao, the Five & Mei Mei distract him while Shifu helps Po

‌the Four Constellations do domestic work while watching the kids; Blue Dragon kelp farms, Black Tortoise makes tea, Red Phoenix and White Tiger play mah jong

‌a chi seal prevents Jindiao from leaving the valley, he needs Po's hero chi to leave

‌Po sends Jindiao to the Spirit Realm as his hero chi is completely drained

‌Po wears his clothes in the spirit realm

‌with Po's chi, Jindiao can leave the spirit realm and the valley

‌Po manages to escape the demon & arrives at the Constellations Island by boat

‌he honourably greets Blue Dragon, and is greeted by Nu Hai

‌the demon finds him shortly

‌Po kicks ass, the kids help him

‌Po is still weak

‌he hungers for his chi & goes absolutely feral on his path as a dragon, forgetting about the kids

‌the Four Constellations tell the kids to do what Po did, he doesn't have his chi anymore, it's no excuse for them

‌they give up their remaining life force to the kids

End Of The Dragon Master

"Po, the New Constellations, the Furious Five, and the citizens of the Valley Of Peace must work together to defeat Jindiao once and for all."

‌Nu Hai turns into a dragon, Bao turns into an Indian Black Turtle, Fan Tong turns into a phoenix & Jing turns into a white Bengal tiger

‌Po attacks Jindiao, drains his chi & accidentally sends them all out of the Spirit Realm

‌the New Constellations end up back in the temple & see their jade bodies

‌Po & Jindiao pass out as dragons in the valley until Po gets up to fight Jindiao & completely drain him out

‌he goes overboard and gets distracted, allowing Jindiao to take advantage by biting him in the neck

‌Po stabs Jindiao with his horns, they fight to the death

‌Jade Tusk & Mei Mei

‌Jindiao threatens to kill everyone if they don't hand over the kids, with a beaten Po under his clutches

‌Zhizhu does his thing

‌the citizens of the valley give their chi to the New Constellations

‌Jade Tusk gives the urn to Po

‌Jindiao bursts into flames & turns to ash

‌the kids only have one last use of their mystical hero chi

‌Po & Jade Tusk are badly wounded

‌they are healed with others chi, although Po's body will take time, Jing feels especially at fault

‌the citizens rebuild the valley & the Four Constellations get new statues (?)

‌a month later, Shifu supervises the kids at the dojo and congratulates Po

‌Po, the Furious Five, Shifu, Mei Mei, Li Shan, Mr. Ping and the New Constellations go to a peach blossom forest for Po's dragon body ascension

JaVANI jaaneman

Haseen dilruba

Milein do dil jaVAN(i)

Nisar ho gaya

siya-aara mai siya-aara 

siya-aara mai siya-aara

sitaaro ke jahan mein milenge ab yaaraa 

Me: I don’t like the sound of phones ringing or text tones because every time Ive gotten unexpected or sudden bad news it’s been through a phone, I just have a bad reaction to that sort of thing now. I honestly wish we’d get rid of the phone.

Mom: Jesus, that’s dark. Anyway, Captain Flint is definitely hiding something-

the fucked up truth is that my mom gave me body dysmorphia

Oh no! What happened? It’s ok! Doesn’t matter. It’s perfect timing actually coz now I can take both you and anon on a date ... *rolls up to you & anon in my convertible* 🗣🗣🗣 “Get in ladies. We’re getting chicken nuggets .... the BTS set ... coz it’s available in my country. It’s a lot to explain. Just ... just GET IN!!!”

🚘🚗💨

😭😭i’m literally going to cry i can’t believe how lucky i am to have someone so sweet send this!!!! i love you forever and ever!!! me and anon are just finishing getting ready ,,, is there a gochujang dipping sauce for the nuggets or shall i bring some

hello gang it is 4:14 am and I am crying watching old kids cartoons bc my life will never be as warm or comfortable as little bear and his parents

COMET, I LOVE YOU | s01e11

Man was it hard to find this drama again, I knew I had saved it but when you have so many hard drives and the older ones weren’t indexed very well XD. Anyway, I wanted to watch this again because of Huu Tai (why is it so hard to find a biography of Vietnamese actors, they don’t even exist in MyDramaList). Back to point I completely missed that Kai Bie, Gai Huy, and Huy Du were in this drama. All of whom went on to star leads in their own BL Dramas.