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ricky-mortis · 3 days
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Cast swap Paulkins anyone?
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shnikkles · 2 days
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I've become incredibly obsessed with Starkid's Hatchetfield universe. Here's Paul from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, and Uncle Wiley from Black Friday!
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isogenderskitty · 2 days
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can we talk about how it was nobody else’s fault, apocalypse included, that paul didn’t finish his reports in tgwdlm. he literally left to get coffee and then never went back to work that day. iconic tbh
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bemorenerdy · 1 day
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hi
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ratsarecute4 · 15 hours
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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons
Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school
Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda
Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie
Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency
There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)
Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece
The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol
Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes
The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club
Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes
Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes
No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him
The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding
Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass
Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them
Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again
Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity
Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed
Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase
Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill
Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job
I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology
Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"
Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected
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kairithemang0 · 2 days
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The Hive: Why won't you sing??? Paul, trying to think of an excuse: Because singing killed my grandma ok???
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Paul: Where's Ted?
Charlotte: He's busy-
Emma: being a fool
Paul: What kind of fool?
Emma: The 'everything is now on fire' kind
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rentumblsstuff · 18 hours
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Every time I hear that one viral audio that’s like
“Babe, come back to bed!”
“Not now, Darling, I’m not done with my online banking.”
“FUCK, that’s so hot!!”
“That’s why I do it.”
I always think of Paulkins and Lautski and I can’t figure out which it fits more lmao
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owchie-wowchie · 23 hours
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Inspired by another post of mine
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scragscicle · 2 days
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drew a bunch of queers today pick your favorite
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pastriibunz · 2 days
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NIGHTMARE KAI-ME SEASON ONE, EPISODE THREE: FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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Episode Length: 30-45 minutes
Theme: forever & always - original starkid cast of nightmare time
Summary: Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are finally getting hitched, and their adoptive daughter, Kai Drew, is happy to join them on the ride! However, when secrets arise from Emma's past, the happy family's lives are turned upside down as the couple is forced to confront their skeletons in their closets, and Kai is forced to choose between the family she thought she knew or the truth.
EPISODE LINK:
NEXT EPISODE: S1, E4 - Revised Reprise
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LETS FUCKING GOOOO
this took fucking FOREVER gang i did not wanna write this one 💀
BUT
The next batch of nmks I am REALLY excited to write (considering they’re majority non cannon)
I’m suuuuper excited Guys
we’re gonna get overarching nmk lore in the next few WEHEW!!!!
but for now enjoy this!
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU LIKED THIS!!! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!
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starkidblubber · 3 days
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Richie: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding? 
Paul, trying to connect with his nephew: oh I know this one! Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Or…wait uh- Did you want an actual answer? Richie:
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violetwolfraven · 1 day
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Just watched NPMD for the first time and those fucking nerds really do find each other in every universe huh
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isogenderskitty · 3 days
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foreverandalways!paul: i dont like roleplay
heymelissa!paul:
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fencecollapsed · 13 hours
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doodle requests for my discord friends <3
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spiraling-voids · 1 day
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*drops this art and vanishes*
I’m joking- anyways, I love this normal man to a healthy level (he is one of the characters that consumes my mind)
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