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*in the old Whalen house*

Ruth: Uh, maybe we should hold hands?

Steph:

Ruth: For safety

Steph: You're absolutely right

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Emma: I scored you a bunch of salsa!

Paul: Emma, for the last time, salsa is not a real apology

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Ethan, scolding Hannah: We are not mad, just disappointed

Lex: No, we are mad

Ethan: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Lex: No, we are not

Ethan: I'm not a mind reader, Lex

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Paul: Well, look who's up! Good morning Sleepyhead. You've missed the best part of the day. I've been up since 6:30 getting many things accomplished.

Richie: At least when I have a day off, I can tell the difference.

Paul: I just know some nurse switched the bassinets.

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Happy birthday my lovely! Hope its totally awesome!

thank you!! 💚

#not an incorrect quote #ask box #i broke my phone but other than that its been a good birthday

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has it really been three more birthdays???? I cannot express how much I love you guys and the starkid fandom as a whole 💚 thanks for following me and here's to another three more 🥳

1,255 followers??? It must be my birthday! Oh wait! It is!!! Thanks so much for following and appreciating the content! 😊

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Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah

Hannah: Okay

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Ted, looking through Charlotte's purse: Hey? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Bill: It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it

Ted: Ah, okay

Ted: Then this is definitely a gun

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Linda, to Becky: Don't worry. It's just the universe punishing you cause you're a ginger.

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Steph: why are you following me?

Pete: because we're dating now

Steph: okay... what about Richie?

Pete: we're a package deal

Richie: buy one idiot, get one free

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Max: This house is kinda spooky

Steph: *watching Ruth fall putting on her skeleton costume*

Steph: Really? Because I feel like it's trying too hard

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Ted: You all remember Paul? As most of you may realize by now, he's the person I've been seeing lately

Paul: Why are they all looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?

Ruth: Well, Ted is sort of our stand-in "dad", so emotionally, this is kind of like being told you're our new mom.

Paul: But you know it's nothing like that, right?

Richie: Absolutely, can you make us macaroni?

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Max: What? So no party?

Max: *Throws six pack of beer*

Max: *Falls through the floorboards*

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Pete: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!"

Steph: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!"

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Richie: Me and Ruth go through your stuff all the time. Why do you keep bread in the freezer?

Ruth: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?

Ted: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?

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Ted, texting Pete: Any plans for tonight?

Pete: No.

Ted: Loser.

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Hannah: Shucks!

Ethan: Hey, I'm upset too, but lets watch the fucking language.

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