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vilnmelling · 3 days

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NPMD Digital Ticket details!

Since not every can/can afford to/wants to buy the Digital Ticket for Nerdy Prudes Must Die (and the bonus material that comes with the purchase), for your inclusion purposes, here's a list of fun background details, funny moments and comments made in the track commentary, for you to use however you like!

Ruth doesn't actually need to wear her headgear anymore, but she wears it anyway because it makes her feel safe.

Jeff pitched a Nightmare Time episode about the problematic puppy from Steph's verse of High School Is Killing Me, meaning there is a story there.

In the line, "I learned that at the anti bullying assembly last month, fucknugget!" there's a long pause before "Fucknugget!" which really makes it sound like Max forgot to insult Richie and just threw the word out.

All of the little noises Ruth makes, she makes because she has more she wants to say, but she can't say them (presumably due to anxiety).

In the proshot, you can't see fully how low Richie goes while he and Ruth sneak up on Peter, but Jon is fully crouched down. He then uses Pete's pockets and elbows to climb up like he's climbing a mountain (he mimes using a pick or axe to get good hold).

While Steph is talking, Ruth and Richie try their best to hear through the phone by getting as close as they can to it.

The reason Max and Jason were in the Pasqualli's parking lot is that they were practicing their skateboarding. They do that at Pasqualli's instead of at school/at a skatepark because they don't want the smoke club and skater kids to make them look like noobs. (This was a cut bit from the Pasqualli's scene).

The line, "Some big... dumb... sexy... football star" is expanded. In the Digital Ticket, Grace says, "Some big... dumb... sexy... sweaty... hot... well-spoken... beautifully tall football star."

When they're in the boys bathroom, Steph jumps to see over the stalls.

Richie Naruto runs when they're going to Waylon Hall. Pete slaps his hands down, but after they pause to look at the house, Richie looks over his shoulders at Pete a couple of times before darting away from him, once again Naruto running.

Richie stops in the door at the Waylon Place, so Pete pushes him inside.

Ruth and Richie speak at the same time when they say, "I'm allergic to deodorant" and "I have overactive sweat glands."

Ruth goes straight to Richie to complain after the "pus in my pits" exchange with Steph.

When Steph suggests saying there's a party at the Waylon Place, Pete, Ruth and Richie all react negatively (mostly nervously groaning).

While Grace sings the "He's just a nerd in disguise!" line, Richie can be seen practicing the first move of the Bully the Bully dance.

After Ruth says, "We're gonna cut off his nips!" you can see Steph look confused and ask, "What?"

While Pete and Richie talk in the Waylon Place ("Am I reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda" & "She came all the way out here just for you."), Ruth and Steph discuss and practice Ruth's skeleton moves.

Richie gets stuck in the dangling parts of Pete's costume when he says, "You could just hit it and quit it, bro!" He then aggressively detangles himself.

The line "He's just really fucking brave!" comes from Richie being jealous that he's not that brave.

Richie hypes Ruth up a bit after Max says her skeleton bit was really special.

Grace hides behind Ruth while Max is dying.

Richie rolls his eyes when Grace says "It was an act of god!" (Similarly, Shapiro sighs and looks away in disbelief when Grace later says "It was god's plan!")

Pete gags when Grace says "Hack all his limbs off." Richie can also be seen gagging and holding his stomach several times.

Ruth hands Max's nipples over to Grace after cutting them off.

Jeff Blim is the principal of Hatchetfield High. Not a character of Jeff's, just Jeff himself.

Brenda still seems quite judgmental after the two weeks have passed. She makes a lot of not-quite-friendly faces when the football team's talking about Richie smelling bad.

When Richie struggles to remove the Zeke the Fightin' Nighthawk costume, he accidentally removes his jacket as well, leading to Jon having to put it back on (which he also struggles with) (and which creates a funny situation, since Richie was supposed to go shower).

Richie seems to have hurt his leg by the second fall in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (the song).

After Steph tells Grace to "Leave Ruth alone!" in the principal's office, Ruth tries to grab Steph's hand.

The wig Joey wears when he plays Dan Reynolds isn't Dan's real hair. Dan Reynolds wears a toupée.

Trevor and Angela's drama student encourage each other after they finish rehearsing.

Additional line when Grace is lying to Shapiro: "Suddenly, I remembered a crucial detail that made everything make sense. A picture came flashing into my mind, like I was Enola Holmes!"

"My dad sells women shoe! Shoes!"

Angela misses the chair at Beanie's and falls on her ass, leading to her, Joey and Mariah (mostly Mariah) breaking character.

During The Summoning, Tinky focuses ONLY on Pete. The entire time, he looks like he's restricting himself from lunging out and attacking him. At one point, he points at the Bastard's Box while staring at Pete.

90% of the time during The Summoning, Pokey's staring at his own mask.

Steph facepalms after Max says "That's nasty! ... I like it!"

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boar-of-the-ball · 3 days

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#sorry if this has already been done #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #i just realized i accidentally bucket tooled ruths arm ignore that

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thericeballofcamelot · 7 hours

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#nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #starkid #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #max jaegerman #karen chasity #richie lipschitz

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max-lipschitz · 16 hours

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More starkid memes! :3

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stupid-starkid-headcannons · 2 days

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Hatchetverse Video Game Headcanons:

• Paul likes Super Mario. He’s basic.

• Emma will fuck you up on Mario Kart while high.

• Ted claims his favorite is Huniepop but he’s actually a huge sucker for Stardew Valley

• Charlotte doesn’t play a lot of games but likes Stardew Valley because of Ted

• Bill isn’t a huge video game person. Claims his favorite is Pac Man.

• Steph loves Mortal Kombat with her whole heart. Queen Button Masher.

• Peter loves the Portal games. He hates Mortal Kombat but plays it because it makes Steph happy.

• Richie loves the Project Diva games, y’know the vocaloid rthym games

• Ruth is a Lego Star Wars game nut. Has 100% on every one of them.

• Hidgens likes VR anything. He thinks it’s the future.

• Grace thinks video games are satanic (she will never admit that she loves minecraft)

• Max is a COD player. Cusses ppl out on the mic.

• Melissa is an Undertale junkie

hell yeah i love all of these

#paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #bill woodward #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #henry hidgens #grace chasity #max jagerman #melissa starkid #team starkid

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xxbimboboyxx · 23 hours

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Hes a lil flexible

#starkid fanart #star kid #npmd starkid #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #starkid #npmd richie #npmd fanart #npmd #nerdy prudes fanart #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #hatchetfield fanart #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #team starkid

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incorrecthatchetfield · 1 day

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*Ted babysitting young!nerdy trio*

Pete: Ted we're hungry!

Ruth: What's for dinner?

Richie: Yeah we're hungry!

Ted, frying ketchup: *screaming*

#submission #source: vine #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect hatchetfield #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #ted spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski

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alieonya · 3 days

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ted having no real friends or emotional attachments outside of his brother, and maybe their parents. he has a soft spot for peter, even if it’s in his nature to tease him—but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care or worry about him.

because of that, ted is so protective of peter when he learns that his little brother is being bullied and outcasted, he almost stays up all night just seething over how much he wants to beat the shit out of any shit starter that fucks with his brother.

(but he rationalizes that there’s no way he could protect pete if he went to jail for kicking some kid’s ass, even if he wants to fight a child as a sign for other kids to stay away from pete)

when pete befriends richie and ruth and ted learns about this, it eases his mind to know he at least has friends, even if the duo are rowdier than pete. he’s kinda proud that pete is the lead in their group, even if it’s coincidental.

when they both die, ted definitely hears about it from the news and pete. he fears for pete’s sake, both physically and emotionally, because those were his first friends that ended up sticking around for the longest time.

then stephanie comes along, and at first ted is most suspicious of her since she indirectly caused pete to get beat up for trying to meet up with her, and she’s “popular” from what pete has said. but he witnesses/hears how well they get along when she comes over, or how they become protective of one another, and ted begins to trust her.

(if anything, he ends up trusting her the MOST out of everyone pete knows because she’s so outspoken and willing to stand up for his little brother, and she’s a bit of a rebel, which ted finds entertaining—this is a shock to steph if she learned how ted felt, but it is appreciated)

to an extent, grace could be considered a friend of pete’s too, especially because at the end of the musical she tells both steph and pete about her homecoming date with jason, despite how much their personalities differ and the possibility of them being friends is slim at first.

ted may not be able to protect pete from everything, or be around him 24/7, but learning he has a safe space in the end and people around him that care. ted is so proud of him, and so grateful that pete won’t be as alone as he is, and that he’s happy.

and ultimately, that’s all ted wants for his little brother. :(

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blazethestarshipranger · 2 days

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My favourite part in npmd was when Max came back to life and him and Richie kissed during the big game that part was so good

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie

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im-not-a-l0ser · 10 hours

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Watching TGWDLM is made much sadder if you hc Paul and Richie related.

I've seen people be like "the reason Ted is abrasive toward Bill about Alice is because he know Pete is already dead," and it's like, yeah totally.

But Paul goes with Bill to save Alice because he couldn't save Richie (and Trevor).

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #uncle paul #bill woodward #alice woodward #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski

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vilnmelling · 17 hours

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Richie and Grace apparently being friends and going to see Workin' Girls together in Workin' Boys is already funny on its own, but it gets even funnier when you remember literally all of Grace's lines directed straight at Richie (except "What? Is he not buying it?") are her angrily snapping something at him.

"We'll spill his guts, we'll steal his lunch, we'll beat him up!" "NO, we're gonna be real cool!" (The "no" is extra angry in the digital ticket)

"You think I could get a little more light in here?" "Richie, the whole point is that it's in the dark!"

"I think I'm gonna throw up!" "No, this is where you GROW up!"

"She wanted me to accentuate things further, but I went for a more natural look." "GROSS!"

Why are they friends? What the fuck do they talk about? Are ALL their interactions like this? Why do I love this friendship now?

#she just has something unspoken against him but that's okay they can still be friends #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #npmd #workin boys #starkid workin boys #richie lipschitz #npmd richie #richie npmd #grace chasity #npmd grace #grace npmd

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deconstructthesoup · 8 hours

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Thinking about a Nerdy Prudes Must Die swap AU

Steph---the mayor's kid who was put under a lot of academic pressure growing up, resulting in her getting lumped in with the nerds despite her struggling in school. She has to try twice as hard as everyone else, which gets seen as her being a buzzkill who does nothing but study, which makes teachers expect more from her... and, yeah, she's infinitely stressed. So stressed and burnt out, in fact, that when a pop quiz gets thrown at her out of nowhere, she finally breaks and asks to cheat off of...

Pete---one of the few popular kids who's popular not because he can play football or soccer or whatever, but because he's genuinely nice. He's taken Ted's advice just enough so he can seem cool without actively being a sleazeball, and he's even managed to be class president. Of course, he's still got a lot of nerdy interests he keeps under the rug, and he's also a lot smarter than he passes himself off as---so he never in a million years would've suspected that the mayor's cute nerdy daughter would want his help on a test, but he's prepared. Until, of course, they get caught by...

Max---the pastor's son who's well known throughout the school to be a judgmental and self-righteous asshole, holding himself and others to ridiculously high standards. He's still an untouchable menace, but instead of it being because he's a football star, it's because every single teacher and authority figure is swayed by his Good Christian Boy attitude, despite the fact that he has a C average (hey, you don't need to worry about grades if you're just going to take over running the church when you grow up). By all accounts, he's pretty much perfect---except for the fact that he has a secret thing for...

Grace---the head cheerleader who still grew up in a very Christian family, but she's embraced her crazy and has successfully talked her parents into letting her do more stereotypical high school stuff like, well, cheerleading ("it looks good on my college transcript, and it's a way for me to get steady exercise and keep myself in shape") and the occasional party ("it's just a fun thing between friends, and if any of them do anything reckless, I want to be there to help"). In reality, of course, she's the most unhinged popular girl in the history of ever, and nobody fucks with her because she's the type of girl who will bite you if you give her shit.

Brenda and Kyle are Steph's fellow struggling nerdy friends---Brenda got lumped in with the nerds because she's in the fandom zone, despite the fact that her head's usually in the clouds and she can barely pass classes, and Kyle's the awkward theater guy who's a total romantic but can't even properly talk to people he likes. By contrast, Richie and Ruth are Pete's friends, and while they aren't exactly cool, everyone knows Richie as the weirdly funny school mascot, and Ruth is Pete's incredibly cocky vice president. So, social clout.

And, uh... yeah

#it's fun to imagine the swaps #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #pete spankoffski #max jagerman #grace chasity #brenda npmd #kyle npmd #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming

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carpenoctemnyx · 21 hours

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Is it just me or during the nerdy prudes must die song when richie gies im not a nerdy prude im not a loser and the max goes of course nooot :( richiieee :(

It sound like max should continue saying richieee :( babyy :( noooo :(

#richie lipschitz #max jagerman #starkid npmd #npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid

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orange-is-bread · 2 days

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i am a lesbian grace chasity truther til i DIE. Bc tell me why she really couldnt care less when richie died, but her reaction when she found out ruth died ?? she was a mess.

i see grace, pete, ruth, and richie as the original friend group, and grace had probably developed some from of feelings for ruth in middle school, and she didnt see anything wring with it until her parents found out and they freaked out and told her that she would go to hell, and it definitely terrified grace. so much so that she started to isolate herself from the group somewhat, and they started noticing.

freshman year ruth came out to the group as bi and grace totally snapped. she completely detatched herself from her friends bc she was scared of her feelings. ruth was totally broken up by it, and pete & richie got super mad at grace for treating ruth so badly yntil grace just stopped acknowledging their pressence altogether.

and when grace was breaking down in front of pete and steph, pete was truly worried about grace and wanted to comfort her before steph stopped him. grace was really his only 'friend' left after he just found out ruth died, and didnt care avout the past and just wanted what comfort he could find.

i see grace and pete as being very close in elementary and middle school, and graces parents always hoped pete would be the boy grace falls in love with. and grace told pete that she liked ruth bc he was her best friend, and on day they were hanging out at graces house and mrs. chasity makes a comment about them getting someday and pete just casually says "no grace likes ruth, not me" bc he didnt see a problem with it, and karen &mark just totally freak out.

so pete gets sent home, and when he comes to school the next day he sees graces eyes puffy from crying and tries to comfort her but she tries to push him away and their friendship hasnt been the same since.

#starkid #hatchetfield #npmd #team starkid #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #can you tell i like grace chasity??#ive thought abt this too much

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max-lipschitz · 2 days

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