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fav npmd line deliveries

tehe yEAH

don't frighten them pokey you 𝔫𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔶 𝔟𝔬𝔶

what is she sayyingg...what the fUCK IS SHE SAYING

and his name. is Jee-Sus Christ.

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didn't think there'd be a skele'un here!!! I'm so fucking scared of skele'uns!!!

does it Feel like I Lost my Power??

it's a story of luhv......ffAMalehh......pAyushun.....bEEtrAyyall.

and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

fuckin' traanscendent

heahs the thing about a bãrbĕqüe

it brings folks together...from awl woaks of laif...there's a storé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kahbahb...

but jesus never threw a football like yoou, mǍX

W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E

for the first time... *insert a full minute of him flopping the zeke costume off* ...I feel like I belong :)

that ain't good news for youuYA BITCH.

this project is on thermodynamics. what the fûck are you talking about.

you're Killing Me is What you're Doing

naNI?!

any time jon says stÊF-A-nee

:(( had to sell your bowtie to feeed your fuckin' famly??

i love....jeEsus!

and of course:

ma'bAHBakew

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go nighthawks‼️

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Hi speaking of medical literacy for trans people, transfems pls check out the website Transfeminine Science, especially their introductory article on feminizing HRT

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Title: Nerdy Prudes (kinda like Richie Lipschitz) Must Die

Description: A supernatural force with a grudge against nerds starts picking off the biggest losers (like Richie)

Intro: *Richie Lipschitz is about to die*

Cops: "Richard Lipschitz is dead"

Richie: "I'm dead"

Later Richie: "It's Lipschitz! Richard Lipsch—"

My brain: "THIS IS THE F*CKING PERFECT CHARACTER TO GET UNREASONABLY ATTACHED TO!"

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NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE 🪓🩸😈🤓

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OOGLY BOOGLY OPPOSTIE AU!!!!!,

#mootie this is so good #eating your art right now #RICHIE LIPSCHITZ I LOVE YOU #RAAAGH #YAYAYAYAYY #he’s so sweet #we’re bffs now #eating your art so much #nom nom nom nom #munch munch munch munch

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So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

#max jägerman #this is about max jägerman

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please laugh, it’s 4:17am here and i’m GIGGLING

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Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.

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verified ways to send aid to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)

Help provide tents (urgent):

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a couple of weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims for gaza

crips for esims for gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly

Medical Aid

Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.

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grace chasity relates to belle most of the disney princesses bc she reads but she later realises it's because she's a monsterfucker send post

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Since Grace has the Black Book, I like to think she can summon Max whenever she wants and he becomes her Revenant boytoy (even with her crusade against Dirty Dudes, she's a bit of a hypocrite lmao)

Basically an AU where these two interact more. Max can only kill people she directs him at, so Steph and Pete are safe from him

Chastity deserves an undead boyfriend whose just as bad as her, okay?

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Hey! By the way, I own a roleplay blog!

@the-bastard-box

Go follow and/or interact with it if you want!!

#maxie speaks #shameless self promo

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hypermobility ruth and it freaks pete the fuck out

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May has gone by so fast bro

Anyway, more starkid alignment charts!! :D

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn’t like musicals #black friday #starkid npmd #starkid black friday #starkid tgwdlm #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #ziggy starkid #bill woodward #professor henry hidgens #uncle wiley #wilbur cross #hannah foster #linda monroe #becky barnes #the lords in black #nibblenephim #bliklotep #pokotho #wiggog y'wrath #t’noy karaxis

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all of these guys have majorly fucked the world up in one way or another where's tinky's awesome apocalypse scenario