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sleepy-chaos-child · 23 hours

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How I think each lord in black could be busied in order to keep them from wreaking havoc:

Pokey - let him do karaoke. He takes all the turns. If anyone else tries to sing it will upset him. Room all silent except for the instrumental and his voice.

Blinky - iPad. That's it. He's an iPad kid.

Tinky - fidget spinner. If he gets bored, new fidget spinner.

Nibbly - I am throughly convinced a large jar of honey would keep him happy for a very long time. Also chewing toys.

Wiggly - monopoly or chess or cards against a computer but the computer is cheating.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. For the next one I think we don't need to kidnap Ted Spankoffski turns out we didn't need him for anything. The name is deceiving.

#the guy who didn’t like musicals #lords in black #shitpost #wiggly #tinky starkid #hatchetverse #blinky #nibbly #pokey #hatchetfield

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hatchetfield · 2 days

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favorite hatchetfield scenes 1 / ??

#starkid #lauren lopez #emma perkins #jon matteson #paul matthews #the guy who didn’t like musicals #this will never not make me chuckle #hi im back to making shitty gifs

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booigi-boi · 7 months

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Hatchetfield musical villains 🎵🍏🦅

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cowardlykrow · 1 month

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Brother bonding(?)

#don’t you hate it when ur baby brother cheats at uno #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #tgwdlm #npmd #i'm sorry your face is so horribly drawn Ted the beloved bastard #art #I like to imagine anytime Ted was around baby Pete pestered him to play with him #but some how pete kicks his ass everytime #the guy who didn’t like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #Nightmare time #Hatchetfield #just a haha funny doodle :0

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colors-of-my-heart · 6 months

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“Pete and Ted can never be together in the same room now :(“ Joey Richter did not play like 8 roles in one song for this

#just give the man a stick on mustache to put on and take off repeatedly and he’d do it #Hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn’t like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #joey richter #starkid

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atoneofconscious · 5 months

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Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield

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st0rmyseas · 6 months

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#idk I tried to make a meme lol #this has probably been done before #I’m sorry if someone already did this #the guy who didn’t like musicals #tgwdlm #starkid #starkid memes #musical memes #Paul Matthews #Jon Matteson #Emma Perkins #Lauren Lopez #Black Friday #nerdy prudes must die #NPMD #og posts

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fallinginaforrest · 2 months

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He's just like such a regular guy

#art #send help #artists on tumblr #fanart #starkid #hatchetfield #jon matteson #paul matthews #the guy who didn’t like musicals #tgwdlm

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strawberryxaus · 4 months

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POKEY!!

#artwork #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #digital art #fanart #nerdy prudes fanart #starkid musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals #pokey #pokotho #pokey starkid

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jonmattdaily · 2 months

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dude stop you’re letting it out

#jon matteson #jonmattdaily #paul matthews #infected!paul #the guy who didn’t like musicals #tgwdlm #team starkid #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield

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thepunkmuppet · 6 months

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the possible future of the hatchetfield series: hatchetfield halloween party livestream full rundown

again apologies if someone has already done something like this, but I’m procrastinating doing my coursework and just want to talk about hatchetfield I want everyone to be aware of this exciting stuff that was announced in the stream so here you go:

the next starkid musical to be released will not be in the hatchetfield universe.

the guy who didn’t like musicals will soon be ready to license.

nightmare time 3 was originally planned to be released in the same year as nightmare time 2 and will wrap up the overarching nightmare time stories (which seem to be miss holloway and the foster sisters respectively).

if they did a fourth hatchetfield musical, it would be about miss holloway and her backstory. it is already written. I am very very extremely normal about this fact 😃

there is a possibility of a hatchetfield movie, and workin’ boys was sort of a test for this concept. it would be a slasher murder mystery centering around the hatchetfield community players (zoey chambers and the cast of workin’ girls, possibly also with ruth, hidgens, alice and any other theatre-oriented characters but that part’s just my speculation). the transcription of the teaser description can be found below the nmt descriptions.

ok so here are the transcriptions of the nmt3 episode descriptions:

Story #1: Bottle Imps

Bill Woodward has been chosen to test CCRP’s latest and greatest product; Bottle Imps. These reality-bending buddies will bring their owner the one thing they desire most. When his new imp, Lovely, leads him to his soulmate, Bill decides to use his magical companion to play matchmaker. But to help Charlotte find the man of her dreams, Bill will have to bend the Imp’s rules. Rules he’s been warned, must never be broken…

Story #2: Frankenruth

Desperate to see a naked body, Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz volunteer at the morgue of St. Damien’s Hospital. Their terrible plan becomes exponentially more terrible, when they become unwitting subjects in the experiments of the body-snatching madman, Doctor Laszlo, who claims to have conquered death itself. If Hatchetfield thought Ruth was bad before, then they will cower before the unspeakable horror of… Frankenruth!

Story #3: Becky Barnes Climbed a Tree

Becky Barnes is on top of the world! Not in a literal sense, of course. She’s deathly afraid of heights. After years of struggle, Becky’s life is finally everything she dreamed it would be. She’s engaged to her high school sweetheart, Tom Houston, and the two have a surprise baby on the way! But, as the couple prepare for the arrival of baby Marie, a shadow from Becky’s past returns to haunt them.

Story #4: Devil’s Night

Tim Houston has a crush. Unfortunately, it’s on his older, mature and totally cool babysitter, Grace Chasity, who he fears will never see him as anything but a snot-nosed little kid. But when a devilish maniac with murderous designs on Grace attacks Hatchetfield the night before Halloween, Tim must protect his beloved, or join the killer’s growing body count. It’s another slashing adventure on the night HE came home… Devil’s Night.

Story #5: (long special episode) Miss Holloween

It’s Halloween in Hatchetfield once again, and Miss Holloway is celebrating the same way she’s done for decades, staving off the horrors that go bump in the night. But when Duke gives her an invitation to his wedding, the dejected Miss Holloway begins to chafe under the terms of a contract forged many years ago. She strikes a new bargain, but unfortunately her creditors are known for their tricks, not treats. Just as Miss Holloway gives up her powers in exchange for a mortal life, a monstrous new threat rears its ugly head. As All Hallows Eve descends, and all Hell breaks loose, Miss Holloway must save the town or die trying… for real this time.

Story #6: (long special episode / season finale) Orb Weaver

Lex Foster had a life once. A home. A boyfriend. Now there is only the road, and her sister, and the fear of the men who are hunting them. As Hannah Foster watched Lex sink deeper into despair, she is certain of only three things: Webby is gone. She cannot help them. They are alone. Elsewhere, an old soldier awakens from a catatonic state. Returned from some unimaginable Hell with a mission. He knows that somewhere, two magical girls require immediate evac… then maybe some coffee.

very important: if you want nightmare time 3, WATCH NIGHTMARE TIME 2. BUY A TICKET TO THE LIVESTREAM. SHOW THAT THERE IS LOVE AND DEMAND AND IT’S WORTH THEIR TIME AND MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

hatchetfield movie: Cast Party Massacre

The Hatchetfield Community Players. You will never find a cattier troupe of two-faced thespians. But when the blood begins to flow at their latest show’s cast party, they must consider: is there a secret murderer in their midst? And more importantly, who amongst them is a good enough actor to pull off such a performance? Can they set aside their petty squabbles and tangled romances, or is it curtains for this ensemble? Who will survive… the Cast Party Massacre!

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skylarksof · 6 months

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The Hatchetfield series + Reductress articles

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nico-tines · 2 months

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thinking about how paul matthews actively admits to never being happy and has been stuck floating through his entire life with no real goals or aspirations until he met Emma. Emma was really the absolute light of that man’s world and the moment he even has a chance of having her the entire world ends-

#i love paul and maybe he deserves to be happy for just a second #and no paul 23 doesn’t count #nico speaks #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn’t like musicals #paul matthews #emma perkins #starkid

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booigi-boi · 4 months

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They're rather silly 🐐

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cowardlykrow · 2 months

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Despite herself, the Emma is wooed

#an anon wanted Paul and or Emma so here’s both!#just don’t look at the arms don’t do it stop it oh my god #alt captions: Getcha cup of autistic rizz #//Art request #this was the kinda piece where I knew it was going wrong but I was too stubborn to pause and fix it ✨#Paulkins #that’s the ship name right?#Paul matthews #Emma Perkins #Oh PS. all artist and non artist: Make sure to go to your visibility settings and turn on Prevent third party sharing!#will it help? who knows but at least you’ll have some proof you did not agree to the AI bs #starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #Jon has such…. such a face! I don’t think I can ever do it properly #the guy who didn’t like musicals #@staff 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

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inkwell-illustrations · 30 days

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I blast this soundtrack while crying

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