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incorrecthatchetfield · 3 days

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Ethan, scolding Hannah: We are not mad, just disappointed

Lex: No, we are mad

Ethan: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Lex: No, we are not

Ethan: I'm not a mind reader, Lex

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d20-lesbian · 4 months

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I have been seeing these things EVERYWHERE so I made my own. I give you.... incorrect NPMD

‼️‼️SPOILERS UNDER THE BREAK‼️‼️

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nocakesformissedith · 4 months

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Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

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incorrect-sk-universe · 6 months

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Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!

Paul: That's not true

Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-

Ted: WHAT

Bill: Oh, second to last to know!

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inkwell-illustrations · 3 days

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Pokey: This date is boring! Paul: This isn't a date! I said I was going to the store! Pokey: Then why did you invite me? Paul: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me." Then you said, "fuck you Paul I'll do whatever I want!

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nuklear-sauce · 5 months

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Grace: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Nibbly: It's not water.

Wilbur: Vodka! I like your sty–

Nibbly: It's vinegar.

Wilbur: ...what?

Nibbly: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid #nibblenephim #nibbly #wilbur cross #grace chasity #the black and white shenanigans #I am living off of the crumbs of incorrect quotes and by god so many are fitting the lords and their blorbos

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misterpseudonym · 7 months

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#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes #this poor kid #i love this musical #my favorite part was when max jagerman made friends with all the nerds #and everyone was safe and happy #and nothing bad happened to him #og

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petes-5yr-cocoa · 5 months

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Just some general friends & family memes

+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo

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its-short-for-jackalope · 3 months

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

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snap-crackle-n-stop · 6 months

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Max Jagerman as incorrect quotes

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #max jagerman #starkid #grace chasity #grace chastity #incorrect quotes #starkid incorrect quotes

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marvelmaniac715 · 6 months

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Why Pokey Barely Speaks In The Summoning:

Peter: Wait, isn’t there a fifth guy here?

Wiggly *sighing*: Yes, but we don’t let him talk much because he’s… unique-

Pokey *starting a one man kick line*: Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!

Peter: Oh… he’s a theatre kid.

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incorrecthatchetfield · 2 days

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Emma: I scored you a bunch of salsa!

Paul: Emma, for the last time, salsa is not a real apology

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d20-lesbian · 4 months

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AS PROMISED. PART 3 OF INCORRECT NPMD!!! AS ALWAYS SPOILERS BELOW THE BREAK!!!

anyway!!! before I sign off this post, what do y'all think about me making stuff like thos for other hatchetfield universes? like Nightmare Time, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, or even a dedicated post to The Lords in Black? would y'all like that? Feel free to reply in reblogs, tags, comments, asks or even PM's!!!!!!!

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yupekosi · 6 months

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npmd textposts bc im so normal abt this show

#nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #ig #npmd #starkid npmd #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #grace chasity #steph lauter #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #wiggog y'wrath #max jagerman #incorrect quotes #textposts

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incorrect-sk-universe · 29 days

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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now

Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day

Ruth: It used to be four

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inkwell-illustrations · 24 days

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Molag: So, how was the honeymoon? Jemilla: Zazzalil got drunk after three drinks and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. Molag: I am sure she didn't mean- Jemilla: She said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt". Molag: Ah. Jemilla: I love her so much.

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