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inkwell-illustrations · 1 month

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Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

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super-marvel-dc · 4 months

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Jason, to Y/N: Open your mouth.

Y/N: Mm-mm.

Jason: Open your mouth now and show me what you have.

Y/N: *Shakes their head no.*

Jason: Y/N-

Dick, walking into the room: Hey, what's up! *Smacks Y/N's back in greeting.*

Y/N: *Chokes, and glitter flies everywhere.*

Jason, and Dick: *Looking at Y/N in shock and fear.*

Y/N: *Grins innocently with glitter all over their clothes and mouth.*

Y/N: Tim bet me 50 bucks...

Jason, and Dick: TIM!!

#wrote this because i had the urge to stuff glitter in my mouth...#jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x you #jason todd #red hood x reader #red hood x y/n #red hood x you #red hood #tim drake #red robin #incorrect dc quotes #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect qoutes #dceu #dc

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ambriel-angstwitch · 1 month

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Damian: I would casually murder you over a cheese stick

Tim: I would casually die over a cheese stick

#tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #tim wayne #red robin #robin #dc tim drake #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect qoutes #dc incorrect quotes

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idoquitelikebread · 1 year

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Eddie: and now sir Stefan you will face the most dangerous sceme of all… AN MLM

Steve: oh you mean like gays? I have to be gay?

Eddie: wait a minu-

Steve: is this like a support group thing? Or like gsa? Do I just have to date a guy? Can I do that?

Eddie: Stevie hold on-

Steve: omg can I be dating that hot rocker elf with curly hair? Actually can we be secretly married? Omg with a dog that I named after my hot rocker elf husband.

Eddie: no-

Steve: wait I can’t? why not?

Robin: yeah Eddie why can’t sir Stefan have a happy life with his husband? That’s seems kinda homophobic of you ngl

Steve: yeah Eddie! stop being homophobic and let me and my hot rocker elf husband live in peace!

#steddie incorrect quotes #steddie #incorrect qoutes #incorrect stranger things qoutes #stranger things incorrect qoutes #stranger things #steve x eddie #the not gay mlms #mlms

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blues-of-randomness · 3 months

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Dogday: thank for saving me but this is still a huge incovience! You'll have to carry me and I can't crawl very fast and-

Player: There were babies here right?

Dogday: yeah but how would-

Player: there must be a baby carrier or stroller around here somewhere.

#incorrect qoutes #smiling critters #poppy playtime #dogday

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fandoms--fluff · 9 months

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Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you

Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail

#klaus mikaelson #klaus mikaelson x female reader #klaus mikealson x reader #hope mikaelson #young hope mikaelson #dad klaus #mom reader #hope mikaelson x mom reader #tvd incorrect qoutes #tvd incorrect quotes #the originals incorrect quotes #theoriginals #thevampirediaries #incorrect qoutes

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months

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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

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xphantasmagoria · 8 months

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The party is standing gathered around what appears to be a broken coffee kettle:

Tav: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Gale: Fine, I did it. I broke it.

Tav: No, no, you didn’t, Gale. Astarion?

Astarion: Don��t look at me! Look at Wyll. Perhaps those steady hands of the blade are getting a little.. out of practice?

Wyll: What?! Absolutely not! I didn’t break it. And I’d be more than willing to demonstrate just how steady these hands still are, Astarion.

Volo, gesturing to Wyll: Hmm, well that’s a little precarious! How did you know it was broken?

Wyll: What!? Because, it’s sitting right infront of us.. and it’s broken!

Volo: Very suspicious.

Wyll: No, it’s not!

Shadowheart: If it matters, probably not, I last saw Astarion using the pot.

Astarion: Liar! I don’t drink that caffeinated filth!

Shadowheart: Oh, really? Then what business did you have by the coffee cart earlier?

Astarion: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. There, now everyone knows, Shadowheart.

Gale: I broke it. Let me pay for it. Please.

Tav: No! Now who broke it?!

Everyone:

Shadowheart: Now that you mention it.. Lae’zel’s been awfully quiet.

Lae’zel: Kch! How dare you accuse me of such misconduct.

The entire party bursts into a loud, boisterous argument:

Volo, somewhere away from the party:

Volo: It was me. I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Volo: I predict only mere minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats.. breaking out the war paint and blazing up stakes!

Volo:

Volo: Which, good for them! It was getting a little chummy around here.

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checkingoutforheroes · 23 days

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Life.

Y/n on the hospital bed after a tough mission.

Natasha: Damn, what happened to you??

Y/n: Life.

#natasha romanoff #black widow #the avengers #avengers x reader #scarlettjohansson #comfort character #natasha x reader #natasha romanov #black widow incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect qoutes

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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inkwell-illustrations · 5 months

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Angel, throws his head into Huskers lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Husk, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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super-marvel-dc · 21 days

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*Y/N, and Jason hanging upside down by their feet from a rope*

Jason: Tell me again how you became a hero...

*Y/N thinking back to when Bruce hired them*

Bruce: Who are you?

Y/N: I'm hired.

Bruce: You're hired?

Y/N: Thanks, boss. See ya tomorrow! *Leaves a confused Bruce in the bat cave*

Y/N, now: It's complicated.

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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months

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Merlin: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid

Arthur: You always act stupid Merlin

Arthur: …

Merlin: Don’t think about it too hard

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lemonandlime22 · 9 months

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Ace: Why can't we be ourselves!?

Ace: Why can't I be me!?

Grim: Are you ashamed of us?

Yuu: Very.

#i didnt have the heart to put deuce in this #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twst ace #ace trappola #twst yuu #twst grim #twst crack #twst meme #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst first years #incorrect qoutes

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thenilofernoorulain · 4 months

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Geto: Don't you think we should start acting more mature?

Gojo: Yeah, I think we should start acting more mature.

Geto: When do we start?

Gojo: I don't know... The twentieth of April, I guess?

Geto:

Gojo & Geto: *stupid laughing noises*

Nanami: I need more bread...

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