#maxwell jägerman

[yourlocalabomination]

This is my dead girl walking.

#he would 100% do this #he’s so girlypop I love him #just know I put off uni work to draw this #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #starkid fanart #fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #max jagerman #maxwell jagerman #max jägerman #maxwell jägerman #my art

[d20-lesbian]

you guys REALLY liked the other one, so I give you....

more incorrect NPMD!!!

‼️‼️as always spoilers under the break‼️‼️

#max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #starkid #npmd #starkid npmd #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #lautski #npmd starkid #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #steph lauter #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #max jägerman #maxwell jägerman #maxwell jagerman #holy ghost #grace chastity

[starleska]

just let me be mentally ill in peace okay 🙈💖

#not Max genuinely being touched by a concentrated act of bullying because he saw it as attention...😭💖💖💖 #is it any wonder he is a literal monster. is it!!!! #max jägerman #maxwell jägerman #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatcherverse #hatchetfield trilogy #starleskatalks

[future-kiddo]

There’s not enough starkid agere content, especially npmd. Me and my friend hc max as an agere and I just need a fic when max refuses to admit he’s regressing because of people saying it’s cringe online and weird, but he is regressing and eventually Richie helps him come to terms with it and max is just so small and ough ☹️💙

#age regression #sfw agere #starkid npmd #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richard lipschitz #maxwell Jägerman #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield

[littlesilentrebel]

max is broke

the only reason he doesnt 'look' it is bc hes on the football tram

#i couldn't get the line 'you think youre better than me cuz you come from money' out of my head and this is the result #max jagerman #max jägerman #hatchetfield #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die headcanon #nerdy prudes headcanon #npmd headcanons #hatchetfield headcanon #hatchetverse headcanon #maxwell jagerman #maxwell jägerman #max jagerman headcanon #silent headcanons

[lillazyboithings]

I encourage people to give their reasons why (not forced, but I am interested in what you pick and why)

Context 2: A Himbo is a dumb or naive man, who, despite looking like an asshole Chad, is actually sweet, respectful, and kind. Typically large, beefy, and relatively handsome, but friendly.

Context: a friend of mine said that Max is a himbo and I wanted to know what the general population of NPMDblr would think

Please reblog for a larger sample size

#starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid npmd #max jagerman #max jägerman #maxwell jagerman #maxwell jägerman #not an art post #please think VERY well about this #we might also get reliable information out of this poll for the fandom- #this is why you do not give me statements that would lead to these kinds of polls #at least my statistics and research teachers would be kinda proud of me for this /j

[dogflowerzz]

misc npmd things because this stupid musical has a grasp on me rn

#npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #the lords in black #nibbly #tinky #wiggly #pokey #blinky #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #maxwell jagerman #max jagerman #max jägerman #grace chasity #starkid npmd #starkid #hatchetfield

[nightlysweets]

I feel like this has been done before and I'm so sorry if it was but I couldn't resist

#hatchetfield #team starkid #Starkid #starkid productions #hatchetverse #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #max jägerman #maxwell jagerman

[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

some ways homophobia hurts all men feat. Max Jägerman as a case study

Maxwell Jägerman, the senior football star of Hatchetfield High School, is the ultimate bully. But why? How can someone so deeply embrace the “high school has-been waiting to happen” as Veronica Sawyer once put it? Maybe the problem is cultural and societal views on male friendships. Maybe those cheesy, awful, anti-homo ads from the 50’s are paying off in the worst way: creating such a strong sense of internalized homophobia in straight and gay men alike that they police their behavior and suffer from their own rigid “no homo” rules.

Now, for the Nerdy Prudes Must Die connection~

Evidence of Max’s internalized homophobia:

He clearly banned butt slaps in the locker room, even consensual ones

He was touch-starved and needed a cuddle, but didn’t dare ask his bros for one, only requesting physical affection from Grace after having sex with her because that made it Straight Enough

He refused to rely on his teammates because needing other men is Gay, which left football feeling like a one man game - lonely for Max, no doubt

His dad would degrade him if he knew Max showed any emotion aside from anger, since Feelings Are Gay (I’m so tempted to use my f slur privilege to make that an acronym…)

Ways this harmed him:

His only avenue to support and intimacy was through a romantic relationship

His friendships were based in violence and aggression instead of vulnerability and acceptance

No one really knew him because he kept his personality so locked down and basic

He blamed other people for his pain when it was a system that made him feel worthless outside of the “high school football star.” If he had been allowed to hurt and been comforted when he felt like he had no future, he wouldn’t have committed to the “literal monster” bit

Ways this harmed everyone around him:

Grace verbally rejected him, but he felt like he had to keep pursuing her because she was his only chance to treat someone gently and be treated gently in return, so he very easily could have steamrolled over her boundaries and hurt her

There was no trust between his peers - any show of feeling or closeness would set off Max’s homophobia-fueled rage, so they had to be just as fake as he was

Girls were never allowed to see the boys around Max be caring and soft and emotional, which meant they couldn’t tell which were dangerous and which were merely hiding their humanity

He could only let himself feel anger, and the only thing he knew to do with his anger was unleash it on his classmates

As much as I’d like Max to be into boys (for purely selfish reasons), it doesn’t really matter if he’s straight or not. The issue is that he’s paranoid about being perceived as anything but straight, and it wrecks how he interacts with the world. Homophobia guts the ideal of what men should be and the support they deserve whether or not they are gay.

(Note: while I’ve felt this for some time, I saw a Dr K video a while back that helped me put it into words. Max, much as I love him, is just an example of how many, many men are ripped apart by the standards they unwillingly create. Fuck the patriarchy, fuck homophobia, save men)

#nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #npmd spoilers #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes spoilers #justice for maxwell jägerman #i will pray for you maxie #max jägerman #max jagerman #homophobia hurts everyone

[artisathingidoapperently]

maxwell jägerman is so holy trinity coded that grace chastity never stood a chance. man straight up declares he's a god and has the complex to match, when he died his peers were absolved and everyone could be friends (also he was impaled with a wooden beam, vaugely crucifixion) , and then rose as a ghost two weeks later. specifically a ghost who is intangible and omnipresent. he then fucked the virgin. am i insane

#hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #starkid #max jagerman #grace chasity

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

I saw some people asking why Grace had such a well-laid plan for Max within literally a day of deciding he's her worst enemy and I would love to invite you all to sit with me and imagine Grace Chastity laying on top of her perfectly pressed sheets and immaculate bed in full school clothes, entirely still like a fucking vampire in a coffin, spending 10 straight hours doing nothing but planning the downfall of Maxwell Jägerman, one lethal and one non-lethal

#Hatchetfield #grace chastity #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #memes #max jagerman #wow there was a lot of jazz hands during that murder

[yourlocalabomination]

Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.

(Animated version with the song available in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t allow you to add videos into reblogs apparently)

#Listen the Max didn’t catch the bullet/Peter gets shot Au’s have gotten to me #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #tinky #t’noy karaxis #richard lipschitz #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #max jägerman #maxwell jägerman #npmd #npmd starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #team starkid #starkid fanart #starkid productions #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[d20-lesbian]

I have been seeing these things EVERYWHERE so I made my own. I give you.... incorrect NPMD

‼️‼️SPOILERS UNDER THE BREAK‼️‼️

#npmd spoilers #starkid npmd #npmd #npmd starkid #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid #incorrect starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #max jagerman #max jägerman #maxwell jagerman #maxwell jägerman #grace chastity #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #ruth fleming

[starleska]

my most embarrassing secret…i, starleska…known lover of nerds, dweebs and geeks…have a secret soft-spot for this specific kinda ultra-caricatured jock character. especially when they're a touch monstrous 😳👉👈

#i don't know what to tell you man i've always wanted to be shoved into a locker by this kinda guy DFGFDSFG #Max Jägerman #Adam #HABIT #Maxwell Jägerman #adam hazbin hotel #HABIT everymanHYBRID #nerdy prudes must die #hazbin hotel #everymanHYBRID #npmd #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield trilogy #slenderverse #starleskatalks

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Bracket G Round 1

You'll Be Back (Hamilton) - Villain: King George III

Nerdy Prudes Must Die (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) - Villain: Maxwell Jägerman

#villain song showdown #vss bracket g #villain song showdown round 1 #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #hamilton #hamilton musical #king george iii #tournament poll #Youtube

[ihaveahyperfixationdad]

"You can watch as I rise" - Maxwell Jägerman

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #team starkid #npmd #hatchetfield