Incorrect quotes~
Wiggly: What’s something you guys are better than Pokey at?
Tinky: Mario Kart.
Nibbly: Yeah, video games.
Blinky: Emotional vulnerability.
Tinky: There. How do I look?
Blinky: Like a cheap French harlot.
Tinky: French?!
*The Squad is eating dinner*
Blinky: Can you pass the salt?
Pokey: *throws Wiggly across the table*
Tinky, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Nibbly: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Nibbly:
Nibbly: It's perfume.
Nibbly: Hello Blinky, made anyone cry today?
Blinky: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Wiggly: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Nibbly ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Nibbly, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
Pokey: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Wiggly: Is that a picture of you?
Pokey: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Tinky: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Blinky: You sleep with a teddybear.
Tinky: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Blinky: *slowly removes heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon?
Pokey: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Wiggly: *walking past* Navy blue isn't your color.
Pokey: Navy blue brings out my eyes, you prick! *chases after Wiggly*
Pokey: Request for you not to be a bitch.
Wiggly: Request denied.
Uncle Wiley: I am not gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in.
Uncle Wiley: Deceiving you does not require much
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Me, trying to quit the habit of biting my nails: This site says I should paint my nails bright colours as a reminder not to bite them, but I don't want to have bright orange coloured nails, that's gross.
My brain: You have five nails on each hand.
Me: Yes...?
My headphones: 🎶 The lords in black, the lords in black call us 🎶
Me: Goddamnit, now I have to do it.
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Lords in Black keychains are now available on the laserfish creations etsy! And if you dont want to give money to etsy, one can also buy any of our items directly through our email,
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unfortunately we only deliver to the usa, apologies to anyone outside the states
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During The Summoning all the Lords in Black look so happy to be there except for Wiggly. And I just love that because in almost every shot he looks SO PISSED OFF. You can almost hear him thinking “oh my me, why the fuck am I here, and with my brothers no less?” and “‘Are you the Lords in Black’, no we’re the fucking milkman, yes we’re the Lords in Black get some common sense! We travelled very far to get here for your teenage bullshit so out with it!” and “‘Can you help us?’ that’s the basic rules of a summoning you stupid bitch of course we’re helping you! Humans these days, I swear to me…” The humans aren’t worshipping him so he isn’t even pretending to be the charming children’s toy type being he was in Black Friday, he’s just going through the motions until he can leave 🤣.
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