Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!
Paul: That's not true
Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-
Ted: WHAT
Bill: Oh, second to last to know!
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Pete: What are you doing here?
Max: I wanted to try out your nerd game, since you won't shut up about it. Could be fun
Ruth: Do you even know how to play?
Max: I'm way better at learning by doing than with a book. So I'm gonna learn tonight
Pete: Richie, he's just gonna slow us down. Tell him he can't play tonight
Riche: Sorry.... I already have him my nerd word
Ruth & Pete: *gasp*
Pete: You gave him your nerd word?! But now you only have two left!
Max: That's a real thing? I thought you were just trying to be cute
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Frank Pricely: This song is called, "what I want for Christmas" *plays piano* money!
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(During the events of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
Ruth: It's been four weeks // We can't stop singing // And we've slowly gone insane
Richie: There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows // Where there used to be my brain
Peter: We have to end this nightmare // I have sugar in my eyes
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“Haha my one weakness? Pumpkin spice lattes hahaha lol…(pause)…I have a congenital heart condition, so any amount of caffeine could cause an irregularity in my blood pressure that could send me to the ER”
Could be said by any nerdy prude of the bunch
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Max: John Mulaney, John, John Mulaney, you're my butterfly, sugar baby!~
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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now
Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day
Ruth: It used to be four
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President Howie: A portal to The Black and White? What does it do?
John MacNamera: Well, without overcomplicating things, it's a portal to The Black and White. You step through it... and then you are in The Black and White.
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Pokey: Alright Nibbly, I was never good at math so lets try to get this over with. If Wiggly had 19 bottles of dish soap, and I took away-
Nibby: Why does Wiggly have so much soap?
Wiggly: MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIBBLY ITS MY LIFE, DAMN!!
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