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inkwell-illustrations · 2 days

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list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers ^_^

Starkid

Musicals

My moots

Writing fanfics

My comfort ships

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sanchensky · 6 days

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I just knowww they annoy each other hehee

They are so so fun to practice drawing simple shapes ✨ Whole thing and some older things below

Finally a post I can squeeze these in ayy <3

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aziz-the-fangirl · 2 months

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#nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #nmpd #starkid #this idea has haunted me for 2 days

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nectorbruise · 5 months

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So what if nerdy prudes must die was actually about Richie and max secretly dating and max dresses up as both his fears: being gay and ghosts. So um their fruity, what about it! I want to make them a Spotify playlist and condemn them to ghost hunts and attack on titan rewatches

#nector art!#nmpd #nerdy prudes must die #michie #uhhhh #thanks for requesting!#I’m only gonna think about them now #mine #mine to rotate in my diseased skull #richie lipschitz #max jagerman

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dawneetay · 6 months

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fictionalfish · 7 months

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i loved finally watching NPMD but these silly (evil) little guys reminded me why I really love Hachetfield

#npmd spoilers #nmpd #nerdy prudes must die #lords in black #hatchetfield #i missed these silly guys #im back into my old hyperfixation is like coming home #starkid

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ace7librarian · 7 months

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"these woods always were a bitchin' makeout spot"

Max.... Max that's not a good idea... Not in his woods...

#max jagerman #grace chasity #lumber axe #hatchetfield #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #nmpd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #nightmare time #abstinence camp #axe man #rambling in librarian

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proximasc0rner · 6 months

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Hatchetverse theory/headcanon: the lords in black are monsters of our own creation.

So. In a previous post, I mentioned that the LiB might have ages in that they're born of some kind of evil, with Wiggly being the oldest "sin" for lack of a better word. And I think I like that idea the more I think about it! So, just for fun, I'm making a list of them from oldest to youngest:

Wiggly - Wrath. I- I think this one is kinda self explanatory I mean his name is LITERALLY Wiggog Y'Wrath what else do you want from me here- but in all seriousness, I think it fits. The oldest evils humans have known have existed because of wrath. The desire to hurt others due to a sense of justice or entitlement, or even just because one was having a bad day and needed to take it out on someone. Tale as old as time.

Nibbly - Nibbly. Where to start with you. I don't want to go with the basic-ass "gluttony" thing, sooooo... I think with Nibbly, it's more abstract than that. Humans don't just hunger for food-- they hunger for power. Power over themselves, power over some others, or, god forbid, power over entire groups and nations. Hunger for the prize. Hunger for fulfillment. I think we see this demonstrated really nicely in Honey Queen! But yeah, I think this abstract "hunger" is also something primal, like wrath. I wouldn't be surprised if Nibbly and Wiggly came into existence at the same time, but Wiggly just kinda took over.

Tinky - Sadism. YES I AM ONCE AGAIN GOING FOR THE EASY CHOICE SUE ME. Anyhoo, I personally think that Tinky came into existence with the first real atrocity. Not murder over an argument. Not an act of desperation. Just an act of cruelty for cruelty's sake. Sometimes I wonder why I like him so much. WHATEVER I BELIEVE IN BASTARD OF TIME AND SPACE SUPREMACY.

Blinky - This one was tough, but I think I got a semi-satisfying answer (for me anyway): I think Blinky represents the evil that is being a bystander. Like, someone commits a great evil and destroys someone's life in front of a crowd, and all the people just... watch it happen. They don't step in or intervene. They simply allow this evil individual to keep being evil, thereby becoming accomplices in that way. Again, wouldn't be surprised if Tinky and Blinky were twins, because I think atrocities and bystanders unfortunately go hand in hand.

Pokey - Exhibitionism! No wonder he's the youngest-- while vanity and desperately trying to gain the approval of others has been a thing for a very long time, I think that once better forms of communication and presenting yourself to the world (cough cough the internet cough cough) is when things really would've taken off. Everyone wants their voice to be the loudest. Everyone wants to be a star. So everyone puts on a show for everyone else as they desperately try to claw their way to the top.

But yeah. That's my idea of it. The lords in black are a threat, and we've got nobody but ourselves to blame.

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jasperthejester · 7 months

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i know people have picked up on the mayors “i’m not touching that again” but i haven’t seen anyone also make the connection with “you summon us once you summon us twice” from the summoning. what happened there

#maybe someone has i wouldn’t be suprised #but the thought wouldn’t leave my head #nerdy prudes must die #nmpd #starkid #the lords in black

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zulainsanity · 6 months

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obsessed with the fact that one of the only words you hear from the audience is one baffled audience member going "OH!! OH MY GOD!!!" when max calls grace a dirty girl

#love this community #starkid #nmpd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers

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inkwell-illustrations · 5 months

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What's your favorite Starkid musical?

(Rb if you're also a starkid fan) My favorite Starkid musical is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals btw!

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silly-stings · 1 month

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okok pretty unfinished but swibbledib voiceclaim for the cool people who like them like me 😎

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not-a-nerdy-prude · 2 months

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"Richie had the most tragic death" this, "Ruth had the most tragic death" that...

For the first time in his life, Max Jägerman actually felt like someone liked him, not fear, not anything else, but genuinely felt like someone actually did something nice for him, and what happened next? He died. And because his state of mind is that people are out to get him (probably because of his relationship with his dad) he instantly assumes that it's all their fault and seeks revenge, not stopping to think that it could've all been an accident. What's more is that when he's dead, no one even seems to care, in fact, pretty much everyone in Hatchetfield High is glad that he's gone! He went from people obeying his every demand and even fearing him, to seeing how much better and happier the entire school is without him. Even his death was used for comedic effect, much like Ruth's death, it's very dragged out and he even pisses his pants. Even when he finally gets to have sex with Grace, she only does this because she wants him gone. She was willing to trade what she cherished most in the world just to keep him at bay. Feared in life, humiliated at death and doomed to spend post-mortem watching people be happier without him.

#hatchetfield #hatchetfield trilogy #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #starkid productions #npmd #max jagerman #maxwell jagerman #hatchetfield headcanon #hatchetblr #max npmd #nmpd spoilers #nmpd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd

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cloth-moths · 4 months

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I don actaully ship it, and I don't think anyone does, but Grace and Richie's ship name would be The Power of God and Anime

#grace chasity #grace chastity #richie lipschitz #nmpd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetblr #starkid #grace x richie #richie x grace

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fuck-cl1vesdale · 5 months

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some of my favourite behind the scenes photos :)

a lot of these i found on google or here, these do not belong to me!!!