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#incorrect hunter x hunter
hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Gon: Killua and I are so close we even share a toothbrush!
Killua: We what?
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hisoleolumi · 2 years
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illumi: why are you lying on the floor? hisoka: i'm depressed. hisoka: also i was stabbed, can you please get leorio?
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dubblebubbleibuprofen · 5 months
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This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.
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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!
Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!
Y/N: HUNTER-
Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N:
Y/N: CROSSHAIR-
Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!
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jonasdirection101 · 4 months
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Dean: “Are we fighting or flirting right now?”
Castiel: “My hand is literally around your throat.”
Dean: “Ok, that still doesn’t answer my question.”
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reicav97 · 1 year
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Well... He's Luz's (adoptive) brother after all.
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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Gaz: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Price: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Soap: Terriers.
König: wasps.
Ghost: R/n.
R/n: *glares* (Flips them off.)
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mischievous-thunder · 6 months
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One of the most important revelations from S2 E4 has to be the fact that Mobius loves to download and play unauthorised games that have the potential to corrupt system files. The way he denied repeating his mistake is extremely suspicious. It's impossible not to love this man.
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 10 months
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*on Tatooine*
Y/n: I am so hot.
Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.
Echo: *snorts*
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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.
Y/N: I'm sorry??
Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.
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Y/N, sits beside König : I didn’t think you’d want to come.
König, watching the busy people walking by : Why wouldn’t I want to come?
Y/N, looks at him, flabbergasted : You [hate] crowds.
König, accompanying them on their hospital’s appointment, knows that they’re nervous to go alone :
König, firmly squeezes their hand to comfort them : I’d sit in a crowd of a hundred thousand people if it meant being there to support you.
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wuruwan · 8 months
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hisoillu week : black whale/secret meeting
if- no, when they reveal hisoillu is working together i will eat my hands
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hisoleolumi · 2 years
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leorio: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? illumi: i'm a knife. hisoka, from across the room: he's the little spoon.
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nihilizzzm · 9 months
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lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes
part 5, this time you get five
Boromir: i was raised as an only child
Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother
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Orc: i have one of your sons!
Aragorn: which one? we have four.
Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?
Boromir: …
Aragorn: …
Boromir: which one? we have four.
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Three hunters moment
Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised
Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?
Aragorn: …
Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—
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Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?
Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!
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Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?
Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you
Gimli: …
Legolas: …
Gimli: …
Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!
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shawn-meets-world · 7 months
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Totally Accurate BMW Quotes #6
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jonasdirection101 · 3 months
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Sam: “So, if a robber comes up to you and says ‘Give me all your money if you want to live!’, what do you say or do?”
Castiel: “I’d say, ‘Bold of you to assume I have money!’”
Dean: “I’d say, ‘Bold you to assume I want to live.’”
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