#incorrect hxh

[hxh-incorrectquotes]

Gon: Killua and I are so close we even share a toothbrush!

Killua: We what?

#hunter x hunter #hxh #hxh incorrect quotes #hunter x hunter incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect hunter x hunter #incorrect hxh #killua zoldyck #killua #gon freecss #gon #gon freecs #killua hxh #gon freeks #gon hxh #source: unknown #killugon #platonic or romantic

[hisoleolumi]

hisoka: illumi, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you? illumi: leorio, hisoka wants you to get out of the house.

#hxh #incorrect hxh #hisoka morow #illumi zoldyck #leorio paladiknight #tagging on here is sooooooooo much easier than instagram. cries. anyway if you've read pandora hearts check out cz.esca on Instagram where #i make bad ph memes #<3 #(from mod czesca xoxo)

[lowqualitykillua]

Leorio: Hey can I have a fry?

Killua: I dun' know. Can you?

Leorio: Killua I swear GOD-

#hunter x hunter #killua #killua zoldyck #hxh #incorrect hunter x hunter quotes #hunter x hunter incorrect quotes #hunter x hunter killua #leorio #leorio paladiknight #funny incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect hxh

[lexareyouokay]

Leorio: *calling Kurapika*

Kurapika:*sitting in a stairwell, staring at formaldehyde preserved eyeballs* It's always where's Kurapika and never how's Kurapika

#hxh #kurapika #leorio #kurapika kurta #leorio paladiknight #incorrect hxh

[kiame-sama]

Yandere Illumi; ... so...

Darling; Don't.

Yandere Illumi; ... I just want to know why you won't let me eat you out in the mornings?

Darling; God damn it, Illumi, we are at the table!

Yandere Illumi's Family; *politely not reacting or engaging*

#kiame-sama #yandere #x reader #yandere x reader #reader insert #tw yandere #hxh yandere #yandere illumi #incorrect yandere quotes

[wuruwan]

hisoillu week : black whale/secret meeting

if- no, when they reveal hisoillu is working together i will eat my hands

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hisoillu #hisoillu week 2023 #hisoillu week #my art #the sfx might be incorrect lets just pretend #trust in the togashi who gave us married hisoillu trust!!

[ppslayer2000]

HxH Incorrect quotes

Random person: So who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Gon: Killua says we're like chopsticks!

RP: Aww that's so cute, does that mean you snuggle real close?

Killua: No, it means if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

#incorrect quotes #hunter x hunter incorrect quotes #hxh incorrect quotes #gon freecss #killua zoldyck #hunter x hunter #hxh 2011 #hxh #hxh killua #hxh gon #killugon #gon x killua #Your honor they're boyfriends

[nerdynuala]

Doing this B99 quote with every fandom where it fits? Possibly.

#my art stuff #hxh #hunter x hunter #b99 #brooklyn 99 #fanart #incorrect quote #run and leap #killua zoldyck #gon freecss #kurapika #leorio #killugon

[xxstraymoonchildxx]

Incorrect quotes

Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... 

Hisoka: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? 

Y/N: Holy moly-

___________________________________________________________

Chrollo: Rules are made to be broken.

Y/N: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Phinks: Uh, piñatas.

Hisoka: Glow sticks.

Machi: Karate boards.

Shalnark: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Chrollo: Rules.

Y/N: ...

_________________________________________________________

Feitan: I still have ... few knives up my sleeve.

Phinks: I think you mean cards.

Feitan, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No.

#incorrect quotes #hunter x hunter #hxh #hisoka x reader #feitan #chrollo lucilfer #phinks

[morallygreyyn]

y/n: “target is dead, payment requested.” that’s it? that’s your assassin speak?

illumi: i said he’s dead, what more do you want?

y/n: it was a little dry. you could’ve said something like “target has been neutralised.” y’know? “the crow flies at midnight.” that’s always cool

illumi who’s not impressed: hmm

#stolen from teen wolf #bc I’ve been binging it #hunter x hunter #hxh #illumi #illumi zoldyck #illumi x reader #hxh x reader #hxh scenarios #hxh illumi #illumi hc #illumi zoldyck x reader #illumi scenario #illumi headcanons #illumi x you #illumi hxh #hunter x hunter illumi #incorrect hxh quotes

[badhxhmemes]

#hunter x hunter #hxh #hxh memes #hunter x hunter memes #chimera ant arc #incorrect hxh quotes #shaiapouf #shaiapouf hxh #neferpitou hxh #neferpitou #pouf hxh

[textsfromhetalians]

Biscuit: So what are you going to do when you finally find your dad?

Gon: That's easy! I'll introduce him to Killua!

Killua: Huh?

Gon: As my boyfriend!

Killua: *blushes* That's the first thing you���re going to say after not seeing him all these years dumbass?

Gon: Well, yeah? That's the most important thing that's happened recently, right?

#biscuit krueger #gon freccs #killua zoldyck #killugon #hxh #hunter x hunter #incorrect quotes #textsfromhetalians

[hisoleolumi]

illumi, reading a recipe: beat three eggs? hisoka: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. illumi: ohhhh-- leorio: both of you get out of this kitchen.

#incorrect hxh #hisoleolumi #hisoka morow #illumi zoldyck #leorio paladiknight #hxh

[dyingroses]

Kalluto: *levitating six inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you dinner is ready

Illumi: *turns head around 180 degrees* what'd she make

#incorrect hxh quotes #incorrect hunter hunter quotes #incorrect hunter x hunter quote #incorrect zoldyck quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect zoldyck family quotes #zoldyck family #the zoldyck family #the zoldycks #the zoldyck siblings #zoldyck siblings #hxh kalluto #kalluto #kalluto zoldyck #illumi zoldyck #illumi #kukuroo mountain #kikyo zoldyck #hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter 2011 #hunter hunter #hxh #hxh 2011 #hxh 1999 #hunter x 1999 #post

[lexareyouokay]

Mito and Leorio: *not dating, smiling at each other across the dinner table and exchanging glances between Abe and Ging's conversation*

Gon: Hey, are you guys flirting?

#🌻 #incorrect hxh #leomito #leorio x mito #leorio paladiknight #mito freecss #gon freecss #Gon got no filter #he would just blurt it out and be like why are they acting funny

[kiame-sama]

Yandere Illumi; you seem especially annoyed this morning.

Darling; Because you have no self control.

Yandere Illumi; You weren't complaining last night.

Darling; Because I don't want to hear your bitching when I do complain.

Yandere Illumi's Family; *awkwardly ignoring the conversation and eating breakfast*

#kiame-sama #yandere #x reader #yandere x reader #reader insert #tw yandere #hxh yandere #yandere illumi #incorrect yandere quotes