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Gon: Killua and I are so close we even share a toothbrush!
Killua: We what?
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I’m so sorry about the huge bunch of notifications but I’m absolutely loving your blog
Thank you!!
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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I think I
I think I just went through your entire blog-
Sorry about that but you were funny-
HAVE AN AWESOME DAY HILARIOUS PERSON
THANK YOU 😭 YOU TOO!
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These are making my day thank you! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
You just made mine! Tysm ❤️❤️😊
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.
Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.
Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?
Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Killua: I wasn’t that drunk!
Leorio: You told your father that he was revoked from his duties because you found a new daddy.
Killua:
Leorio: Your father. Who is a top tier assassin.
Killua:
Leorio: Gon had to run away begging for forgiveness
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Leorio: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gon an inch from his face*
Gon: So me and Killua had this idea—
Killua, standing at the doorway: *to Leorio* Stop screaming.
Gon: —so we had this idea
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Kidnapper: We have your best friend.
Killua: Let me speak with him.
Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.
Killua: Dumbass
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Gon: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Killua: No, I said, “Gon, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Kurapika: Accidentally indulged in a little too much “me time.”
Kurapika: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 2 years
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Killua: Why do you two look so sad?
Gon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Killua: [sits down]
Zushi: The bench is freshly painted.
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 3 years
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Senritsu, without looking up: You look really nice today.
Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??
Senritsu: I dont have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
Leorio: *chokes*
Killua, without looking up: You look really nice today.
Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??
Killua: I don’t have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
Leorio: *chokes*
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 3 years
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Killua, without looking up: You look really nice today.
Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??
Killua: I don’t have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
Leorio: *chokes*
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 3 years
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Someone: Oh, you poor thing.
Leorio: Don’t bring my financial status into this!
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 3 years
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Killua, holding up a piece of cauliflower in front of Leorio's face: What is this?
Leorio: Uh...cauliflower?
Killua, turning to Gon: Okay, now tell him what you think this is.
Gon, arms crossed and dead serious: Ghost broccoli.
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hxh-incorrectquotes · 3 years
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Killua: How the hell are you two friends?
Illumi: We’re not. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
Illumi: Intimately close. Seduce your enemies.
Hisoka: Marry your enemies and poison the wedding cake.
Illumi: I’m not marrying you if you bring the wedding cake into it. That’s just unnecessary.
Hisoka: You’re right, I went too far.
Hisoka: I apologize.
Killua: Please just…forget I asked.
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I literally just went through all of your posts. I have no life, it seems.
I love you for that! 😊 (don’t worry I do that all the time haha we can be no-life-buddies!)
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