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Fushiguro: You’re taking me on a date tonight.

Itadori: Oh

Fushiguro: Oh?

Itadori, blushing: I mean it sounds like you’re asking me out on a date.

Fushiguro, flustered: No! It’s just that you’ve asked me out like 40 times so I’m confirming one of those times!

Itadori: So . . . we’re going out?

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #itafushi

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but seriously do u have a fat pussy?

I have the sharingan

#unhinged moonlight #I’m screaming #naruto

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Nanami: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Yuuji: Take them! Maki: Punch them in the neck. Yuuta: Say thank you! Panda: I'm vegetarian. Megumi: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance. Nanami: … Nanami: No.

#incorrect quotes #kento nanami #okkotsu yuuta #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #maki zenin #panda #jjk #i’m screaming

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This flag will never FALL, and one day, we will ALL be free!

#one peice #free palestine #let Gaza free you

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Let Gaza free you, Let Palestine free us all 🍉🍉🍉

#free palestine #let gaza free you

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Toge: How high are you? Yuuta: In feet or meters? Maki: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Yuuta: Oh, antidepressants, why?

#jjk #incorrect quotes #im screaming #jujutsu kaisen #maki zenin #yuuta okkotsu #inuokko

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i made a little comic!!!!

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #lol #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #inuokko #nobamaki #gojo satoru #satosugu #inumaki toge #fushiguro megumi

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when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:

writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type

writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type

#im screaming

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*sighs in black woman*

#Barbie #smh #bubblegum neoliberalism

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Biscuit: So what are you going to do when you finally find your dad?

Gon: That's easy! I'll introduce him to Killua!

Killua: Huh?

Gon: As my boyfriend!

Killua: *blushes* That's the first thing you’re going to say after not seeing him all these years dumbass?

Gon: Well, yeah? That's the most important thing that's happened recently, right?

#biscuit krueger #gon freccs #killua zoldyck #killugon #hxh #hunter x hunter #incorrect quotes #textsfromhetalians

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bro biffed it

#im screaming #manifesting big florida energy

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Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

#animals #video #too cute

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Anya: And where was Anya in this story?

Loid: You weren't born yet, sweetheart.

Anya: Oooh, Anya was invisible!

#source: bluey #spy x family #incorrect quotes #lol

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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared

Damian: don’t worry bae i got this

Damian: *stomps foot*

Damian: *sketchers light up*

#spy x family #spy x family incorrect quotes #anya forger #damianya #damian desmond

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Anya: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Becky: cannibalism.

Anya: *confused chewing noises*

#spy x family #becky blackbell #anya forger

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Nanami: I know things aren't exactly where you want to be right now . . . but I promise you they will improve.

Itadori: *holding back tears* Thank you Nanami-sensei.

Nanami: Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #source: brooklyn nine nine #nanami kento #itadori yuuji

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Nanami: We are here today to celebrate the unconventional love of Getou Suguru and Gojo Satoru. Nanami: I've know you both a long time and it has been a true pleasure to watch your childish, distracting rivalry devolve into a childish, distracting courtship and now into what I am sure will be a childish, distracting marriage. I'm proud of you. Getou: I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said.

#textsfromhetalians #incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #getou suguru #gojo satoru #getou x gojo #nanami kento #source: brooklyn nine nine